Comedy of errors..posted for amusement purposes only.
So, Tiarawil is kicking my arse, and I've been there awhile, I go down to heal, and the following comedy ensues. At this point Jaron wields the wrong sword, putting his unique sword away.......... do wimpy off,focus dodge,focus defense Appending to log: someone attempt.txt 2light crystal $ Someone has self-esteem issues!! Backstabbed by $HIY$ someone $0$at$HIR$ HP 148 and EP 224 $0$ Someone STRIKES you with supreme skill! Do: starting commands. MOR HP:122 EP:223 You're no wimp! MOR HP:122 EP:223 You start focusing on your dodge skill. MOR HP:122 EP:223 Usage: focus [aim | attack | defense | dodge | off] You are currently focusing on your dodge MOR HP:122 EP:223 Do: Commands completed. MOR HP:122 EP:223 What? MOR HP:122 EP:223 Do: starting commands. MOR HP:122 EP:223 You don't see crystal to light. MOR HP:122 EP:223 You don't see crystal to light. MOR HP:122 EP:223 Do: Commands completed. MOR HP:122 EP:223 [ Valacirca ] Wormbaneii: Someone has self-esteem issues!! Backstabbed by someone at HP 148 and EP 224 MOR HP:122 EP:220 You miss Jaron. Jaron misses you. You notice Jaron sizing you up. A tight dreary passage(ne) Jaron enters. Manir enters. Darovir enters.....................perhaps attacking is appropriate here MOR HP:122 EP:220 You attack Manir. You miss Manir. Manir misses you. Jaron misses you. You notice Jaron sizing you up. You slice Manir cleanly. Manir misses you. Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Jaron mangles you with extreme precision. Do: starting commands. MOR HP:108 EP:219 The wall revolves, and you find yourself on the other side of it. A hallway in the Carchost(doorway and e) An empty vial MOR HP:108 EP:219 You hear the grinding of stone, followed by the sound of footsteps. A stairway(u, d and w) ONE TRIGGER Jaron enters. MOR HP:108 EP:219 A stairway(u, d and e) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Jaron enters. MOR HP:108 EP:219 A stairway(u, d and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:108 EP:219 A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:108 EP:219 In the hall of the Carchost(stairs, hall, out and passage) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Jaron enters. MOR HP:108 EP:219 Do: Commands completed. MOR HP:108 EP:219 You miss Jaron. Jaron misses you. You notice Jaron sizing you up. You slice Jaron cleanly. Jaron bashes you in the face with the pommel. Do: starting commands. MOR HP:105 EP:219 A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:105 EP:219 A stairway(u, d and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:105 EP:219 A stairway(u, d and e) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Jaron enters. MOR HP:105 EP:219 You open the east door. As you enter the room a big man grabs you by the neck and knocks you down! A torture chamber(hole) Ghulak the torture-master is here! Jaron enters. You close the hole door. MOR HP:105 EP:219 You open the hole door. You manage to slip through Ghulak's clutches! A stairway(u, d and e) An easterling archer is near a window [2] Jaron enters. 2 Triggers You close the east door. MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 What? MOR HP:105 EP:199 A stairway(u, d and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:105 EP:199 A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:105 EP:199 In the hall of the Carchost(stairs, hall, out and passage) Sokralg an orc sentinel is here A human slave A putrid piece of meat Jaron enters. MOR HP:105 EP:199 Do: Commands completed. MOR HP:105 EP:199 You notice Jaron sizing you up. You are too busy to make an attack! Jaron misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Jaron mangles you with extreme precision. The slave looks at you asking for mercy. Do: starting commands. MOR HP:88 EP:199 A stairway(u and w) An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:88 EP:199 A stairway(u, d and w) A human slave An easterling archer is near a window Jaron enters. MOR HP:88 EP:199 A corridor in the Carchost(stairs, s and n) Jaron enters. MOR HP:88 EP:199 Carchost's storage room(s) Darovir the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Jaron enters. MOR HP:88 EP:199 As you come closer to the hole you accidentally slip and fall inside it!!!!! OUCH!!! You hit the ground and now are very sure the well was dry! An underground tunnel(u and e) MOR HP:58 EP:199 Darovir falls into the well, landing in a heap beside you. An underground tunnel(w and e) A strange looking woman is hiding in the shadows MOR HP:58 EP:199 An underground tunnel(w) MOR HP:58 EP:199 You search the wall and discover a secret passage! Quickly you slip through it! A secret exit(e) MOR HP:58 EP:199 Jaron appears from the shadows. Jaron leaves east. WTF?.... The Southward Road(s, n, se and sw) Jaron the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) HP:58 EP:199 Do: Commands completed. HP:58 EP:199 You notice Jaron sizing you up. Do: starting commands. HP:58 EP:199 You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HP:58 EP:199 It is empty. HP:58 EP:199 Ok. HP:58 EP:199 Do: Commands completed. HP:58 EP:199 You are too busy to make an attack! You miss Jaron. Jaron bashes you in the face with the pommel. Darovir enters. Darovir leaves south BYE BYE... . Do: starting commands. My misalias... HP:155 EP:229 You are attacked by Khulzder! Khulzder leaps out of the shadows and surprises you with an attack! Khulzder gashes your chest, exposing the heart! Doh...one room too late The Southward Road(s, n, w and e) Khulzder Krmak the uruk-hai Nemesis Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) A sneakily quiet Orc scout Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 You miss Khulzder. Khulzder swings the man-catcher above your head. Jaron misses you. The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 You notice Khulzder sizing you up. The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 Jaron leaves north. OOPS!!! misalias here I was told The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:86 EP:229 You miss Khulzder. Khulzder punctures you in the throat, slicing open the tender flesh! Jaron misses you. With plenty of warning, Khulzder makes a pitiful attempt to hit your leg. The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. Jaron enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 Jaron leaves west. The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 The Plains(s, n, w and e) Khulzder enters. SOR HP:68 EP:229 You miss Khulzder. Khulzder swings the man-catcher above your head. The Plains(s, n, w and e) SOR HP:68 EP:228 ??????????? The Plains(s, n, w and e) SOR HP:68 EP:228 The Plains(s, n, w and e) At this point my misalias catches up to me, and I scramble to avoid the patrol on my arse and make it home with 15hp.