[ Chat ] Fimbu: Amusing Tidbits is posted! [ Chat ] Zavosh: WOOT [ Chat ] Zavosh: I star?? [ Chat ] Zavosh: cause if not [ Chat ] Zavosh: I don't wanna read it [ Chat ] Zavosh: fuck :( [ Chat ] Zavosh: fuck, even Caber's mom made the tidbits [ 11:24AM ] Yun: Tip for next time, when trolling the hospital for booty, stay out of the cancer ward! [ 11:24AM ] Yun: Go to maternity instead, at least you know they're putting out. ^ (OOC) Edrahil: GV is recruiting now, feel free to speak with me about that ;) ^ (OOC) Edrahil: come on we have like 5 cubans inside and i want kill all them :P ^ (OOC) Opal: You know what sucks? ^ (OOC) Opal: I fell asleep. HP:171 EP:35| legend opal Opal Vâlçor the dwarf Exterminator (Moral) On for: 3m 21s Gender: male Age: 3d 16h 29m 10s Can be mailed: Opal@Combe Info: On for: 1d 10m 56s And counting. ^ (OOC) Kavin: Ooh, ouch ^ (OOC) Jaron: Do any of you have subs to remove the "(OOC)" from main comm? ^ (OOC) Darovir does. ^ (OOC) Qfm rhands. ^ (OOC) Jaron: Can you edit a version for me to remove (OOC) from Carver's tells? ^ (OOC) Qfm: hahahha You sink the blade into Orc warlord with the blood curdling shout of a pirate! You killed Orc warlord. 'Urg, you'll never get past ALL of us...' gurgles the dying orc. Orc warlord has died. Orc warlord grips his weapon with one hand. ^ (OOC) Willy: It's not like he's -not- trustworthy. He's aces. ^ (OOC) Armand: :) ^ (OOC) Scat: Yeah, you'd think that wouldn't you? ^ (OOC) Willy is fairy cretin. ^ (OOC) Kavin: hahaha ^ (OOC) Kavin: Willy is fairy cretin You told Marx: U should have a friend make Engels. Marx told you: whats engels? ^ (OOC) Ketan: Some days I wake up and I think to myself, "Man, I wish Toby wasn't a lame-o." ^ (OOC) Jaren: Word. ^ (OOC) Ketan: I even have dreams sometimes where he isn't completely lame. [ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: I thought gay thoughts last night. [ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: It was confusing. [ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: I may be becoming homosexual! [ 8:15PM ] Greg: Right. You're the new closet gay on the comm. [ 8:15PM ] Greg: Hear that, everyone, it's GLEN now. [ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: Closet? [ 8:15PM ] Yun: Don't worry Fimbu, I hear they're pretty close to finding a cure for it anyway. [ 8:15PM ] Otoron: Since Greg came out, I guess we do need a new closeted member. [ 8:16PM ] Caber: Wait, did I miss the coming out party? [ 8:16PM ] Fimbu: You're hardly closeted when you tell people every time you think about naked men and feel arousal [ 8:16PM ] Greg: It's Fimbu now. [ 8:16PM ] Otoron: Yes, Ezra. [ 8:16PM ] Greg: He's the person we make gay jokes about, [ 8:16PM ] Fimbu: Wait, yeah, Greg's gay? [ 8:16PM ] Otoron: It was fab. [ 8:16PM ] Caber: I knew I should have checked that rainbow-colored envelope I got in the mail. ^ (OOC) Jasumin: Shopping Buddy sucks at AIM poker. ^ (OOC) Jasumin: Better than moviefone though. He really sucks. [ Chat ] Yun: Greg isn't gay [ Chat ] Yun: He's a pretty miserable guy most of the time! [ Chat ] Caber: Yun closes the closet door. [ Chat ] Caber: Yun opens the closet door. [ Chat ] Greg: I'm not even going to bother arguing my case. [ Chat ] Greg: Nevermind my GIRLFRIEND. [ Chat ] Otoron: OH LIKE THAT COUNTS [ Chat ] Yun: Steve? [ Chat ] Otoron: You said yourself you're only with her because she buys you things. [ Chat ] Caber: Greg opens the closet door. Greg leaves closet. The closet door swings shut. You hear a clicking sound from the closet door. ^ (OOC) Jaren: haha, legend cloudboy ll cloudboy Cloudboy the edain Orc-target (Impartial) Last on: 11d 9h 41m 13s ago. Gender: male Age: 4m 50s Info: Pwner-in-training and Skyman's personal sidekick [ Chat ] Otoron: Fat chicks do give amazing head, usually, though. [563] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: hi i think all frs should b able 2 kill any er 1nce per reboot [564] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: by using new 'invoke gandalf' cmnd [565] ^ (OOC) Pate: What? [566] ^ (OOC) Roika: hahahahhaha [ RoI ] Estraven: mayor?!?! legend idleman Idleman ages 4h/month the dunedain Mayor (Angelic) On for: 4h 3m 32s Gender: male Age: 1d 19h 19m Info: Dorf tells you: Wait, you're actually walking around? wtf? HP:120 EP:112> [ RoI ] Idleman grins. [ RoI ] Jasumin: Yeah..the little bastard has been levelling up [ RoI ] Idleman: You owe me! [ RoI ] Jasumin: I keep killing him in order to keep him down [ RoI ] Jasumin: and he keeps springing back up [ RoI ] Estraven grins. [ RoI ] Jasumin: like a bad erection [ RoI ] Estraven laughs. [ RoI ] Jasumin: penis jokes always get big laughs [ RoI ] Idleman: No, Jasumin. [ RoI ] Idleman: Your penis always gets big laughs. [ RoI ] Idleman: There is, in fact, a not insubstantial difference. ^ (OOC) Idleman: No one who has given Zelindo free phone sex could possibly have a vagina. ^ (OOC) Roika: Whoa ^ (OOC) Roika: Free is not in my vocabulary ^ (OOC) Rathmar: Pity is, though ^ (OOC) Roika: There's not that much pity in the world. ^ (OOC) Rathmar: "Oh no, the hurricane destroyed my house!" "And my pants!" "Well, okay, just this once..." ^ (OOC) Chiprox: where have go the moral of some people who play this game? ^ (OOC) Clotho: where have go the grammar of some people who play this game? [629] ^ (OOC) Pate: Worst All-Around Player [630] ^ (OOC) Pate: whats that [631] ^ (OOC) Kavin: That's where you sign, Pate. [632] ^ (OOC) Roika: haha you walked into that one. % Halbarad: darovir has rabies, asking for a heal % Bapel: hahah % Bapel: i gave it to him % Bapel: yes! % Bapel: darovir killed me once, ill kill him % Pate: not this way! Stand up and fight. % Bilungada: what a nice kill.... % Bapel: he had patrols kill me. he killed me lamely so i kill him lamely % Bapel: im healed % Pate: how % Bapel: i died % Ecidon: Hahahaha [503] ^ (OOC) Idleman: I presume you live far away from a coast, Scat? [504] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Or in Florida. [505] ^ (OOC) Scat: About 3 hours. [506] ^ (OOC) Idleman: The south? [507] ^ (OOC) Scat is avoiding Florida until he's 90. Don't want to ruin the sur prise. [508] ^ (OOC) Scat: Yeah, the South. What does that have to do with it? :P [509] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Just, you know. Stereotypes. [510] ^ (OOC) Thenardi: I drive a covered wagon. [511] ^ (OOC) Idleman: You're Bulgarian?! Melkor is angry about a poll that includes 'worst ever' categories for chars... ^ (OOC) Hallam: there is not an option that allows me, to say what I want, it's stifling my opinion. ^ (OOC) Melkor: hey, the people might have an opinion on whether a cheeseburger is better than a hotdog, but we are not polling on that ^ (OOC) Jaren: I think the Worst catagories are a good thing. ^ (OOC) Melkor: ergo: your argument is moot You say in Westron: QUICK You say in Westron: post a log asking about cheeseburgers and hotdogs You say in Westron: NOW ^ (OOC) Melkor: Jaren, I think they are meanspirited ^ (OOC) Toby: Honestly, I think a good Athenian-style ostracism every once in a while would be a good thing. Dead serious. ^ (OOC) Melkor: they serve no purpose but to embarass and humiliate people a few moments pass and a new log (cheeseburgers or hotdogs?) is up... ^ (OOC) Idleboy: Haha, new log up. ^ (OOC) Jaren: Please refrain from meanspirited responses. ^ (OOC) Jaren: There are no losers here. ^ (OOC) Jaren: Just deliciousness. _.-^^---....,,--_ _-- --_ < >) | | \._ _./ ```--. . , ; .--''' | | | .-=|| | |=-. `-=#$%&%$#=-' | ; :| _____.,-#%&$@%#&#~,._____ Vrael has been nuked! ll vrael Vrael was nuked at 01:36 03/7/06 Vrael the sindar Nerd (Impartial) Departed from Arda Gender: male Age: 1h 53m 54s Nuke Reason: Thou shalt not spam Melkor. ^ (OOC) Melkor: now, where were we? ^ (OOC) Jaren: We were discussing Cheeseburgers and Hotdogs. ^ (OOC) Jaren: Quite a lively debate too! ^ (OOC) Warrax: personally I prefer shwarmas ^ (OOC) Jaren: You would. ^ (OOC) Hallam: Going to ask Jaren to take it down because it'll upset the Hotdogs if they lose, Melkor? ^ (OOC) Warrax: that's an ignorant statement. Shwarma is Arab food and I'm not Arab. MEAN REMARK. NUKE ^ (OOC) Jaren: I was careful to mind the feelings of Hotdog enthusiasts, Hallam. ^ (OOC) Somnus: hello ^ (OOC) Idleman: Do you have something to say, or was that just a 'hello, I'm here listening now'? ^ (OOC) Somnus: it was a hello...I' m here... does it matter? ^ (OOC) Idleman just wanted to know if the pause was pregnant or aborted. ^ (OOC) Scat: Depends whether or not we're in South Dakota. ^ (OOC) Scat: Who gave South Dakota permission to have an opinion anyway? No one lives there but that one politician and the 4 heads on Mt. Rushmore. ^ (OOC) Melkor: and you want ot know what? ^ (OOC) Melkor: you have no argument ^ (OOC) Melkor: and frankly, there is nothing that any of you can say that will change my mind or make me reconsider my position [ Chat ] Otoron: I wonder how Melkor will feel about making tidbits. [ Chat ] Yun: hahaha Khulzder told you: phelicity is partying with athin Khulzder told you: he is prolly eating her cyber muff [ 5:21AM ] Matt: The DH armoury contains a knife, a whip, and a long spear. [ 5:21AM ] Matt: We're more or less ready to reenact The Passion of the Christ ^ (OOC) Valruth: I think being a stay at home husband/wife is the way to go, as long as you are in a prosperous western relationship ^ (OOC) Idleman: As a breeder, or non? ^ (OOC) Valruth: Taking care of kids is better than work. ^ (OOC) Valruth: Regardless of your situation ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: You're Grimscar aren't you? ^ (OOC) Idleman: It's like I don't even know you anymore. ^ (OOC) Valruth: I'm not grimscar. I said taking care of, not penetrating. ^ (OOC) Jaren: Jaron is such a lameass. ^ (OOC) Jaren: Trying to be like me. ^ (OOC) Ketan: Hi Jaren! ^ (OOC) Jaren: Hi Ketan! ^ (OOC) Roika: Your names are all uniform. ^ (OOC) Toby: It's JarON! ^ (OOC) Roika: Toby broke it. ^ (OOC) Ketan: Someone needs to turn him JarOFF! Lol! ^ (OOC) Idleman: You know, it's about time we started subcontracting the coding of new areas to the subcontinent. ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I'm not sure I could accept an Indian coding screw, the first time my warning read "A thousand pardons, but you have violated comm policy 87" I'd have to punch someone ^ (OOC) Roika: They're starting to outsource MY job to India. You go away from the keyboard [Sodomizing Ecidon's mother with a broomstick!]. HP:90 EP:87> Ecidon goes away from the keyboard [That's my father!]. afk The mustasche threw me off! You disable your idle tag. You go away from the keyboard [The mustasche threw me off!]. HP:90 EP:89> Ecidon returns to the keyboard. Ecidon says in Westron: Right :P [ Guild ] Dakar: Foxxx, I know you [ Guild ] Dakar: And I know that you're idle. [ Guild ] Dakar: But there's something magical about the way you idle. [ Guild ] Dakar: Just the "feel" of it...it's intoxicating. [ Chat ] Caber: His guitar strings and fretboard were stained red. [ Chat ] Caber: I actually had some picks on me and offered him one, but he said he never plays with them and didn't even know how to really do it. [ Chat ] Caber: Like, how to make the sound he wants to make without finger strumming. [ Chat ] Otoron: The first thing I thought of was getting HIV from fingering someone. [ Chat ] Otoron: Sigh. [ Chat ] Caber: You're like that. [ Chat ] Otoron: This is what doing AIDS work does to a person! [ Chat ] Yun: I've been thinking about how my girlfriends roommate has scabies [ Chat ] Yun: and I've been itchy all fucking day. [ Chat ] Otoron: I bet many women have said similar things about you, Seanbaby. [ Chat ] Yun: Without a doubt. [ Chat ] Yun: Thats what they get for having sex with me though. [ Chat ] Yun: Whores. ^ (OOC) Scat: He scares the hell out of me. That should be some points in his column. ^ (OOC) Azarael: Heh, are you scared shitless? ^ (OOC) Scat: Nope. ^ (OOC) Azarael: If scat were scared shitless, he'd disappear. ^ (OOC) Scat is full of shit. [16] ^ (OOC) Toby: I don't think they're dating... it's 'nothing serious.' [17] ^ (OOC) Azarael: but he said gf, and a gf is past 'dating' to me. [20] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I'm content with not having to worry about someone wanti ng to get married [21] ^ (OOC) Toby: So what's happened, you had lunch once or twice then? [22] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: no Toby here in grown up land that shit doesn't fly [23] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: you'll see when you pass the 21 mark [30] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: no you see he was insinuating that we met each other twi ce and that was it or so I could tell [31] ^ (OOC) Toby: I'm beginning to wonder if the extent of Crusaderr's relation ship is a rooftop and a pair of binoculars. [ Glorglas ] Sarys: How many goblins does it take to usncrew a lightbulb? [ Glorglas ] Kavin: I don't know, Sarys, how many goblins? [ Glorglas ] Sarys: uh [ Glorglas ] Sarys: One goblin to hold the ladder [ Glorglas ] Sarys: One goblin to climb it [ Glorglas ] Kavin: This is gonna be good [ Glorglas ] Sarys: One goblin to unscrew the lamp [ Glorglas ] Sarys: And in the darkness be blinded [46] ^ (OOC) Toby: Crusaderr, I'm willing to bet money that I've touched bare br easts more recently than you have. [47] ^ (OOC) Idleboy: Toby is so cute, how he limits it to 2nd base so it can be true. [48] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: having your hands up your own shirt doesn't count [49] ^ (OOC) Azarael: dude it's not a contest to the last hour :P [50] ^ (OOC) Toby: Give me a timeframe. [51] ^ (OOC) Azarael: hang on, lemme call my GF over so I can grab her tit. [52] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: haha [53] ^ (OOC) Azarael: Ok, I got it. [54] ^ (OOC) Azarael: DO I win? [55] ^ (OOC) Idleboy: Toby, I'm willing to bet money I've pissed on a girl's fac e more recently than you have. [56] ^ (OOC) Toby: Yeah, but her coffee table?! [57] ^ (OOC) Idleboy: No :( [476] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: Wormbaneii is bad, but my name is pretty bad too so I can't get on him for that :P [477] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: if he named himself after a rapper though then I could at least say something [478] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: If you were Crusaderrii, then you could say that, but still you're miles ahead of a guy named Wormbane who thought the name was so great he made a sequel character % Paraiko: I wish I was a slumlord % Paraiko: then I'd get some action % Paaraiko: I should stop voicing my internal monologue before I turn into Sunflash % Idleman: You had your chance with a crackwhore a few months ago and you didn't take it. % Idleman: What would change if you were a slumlord? % Baklen: Noted. % Baklen: we call that niga rich down here:) % Baklen: or uphere % Baklen: rather % Paraiko: just because I know little of the inner city doesn't mean I can't indulge in power fantasies, Idleman % Idleman: That was irrelevant to my joke about Summerwind. % Idleman: I mean, now that she's a Maia I can only make veiled insults, you know? % Paraiko: hmm % Idleman: Directly calling an Ainu a crackwhore is not cool, remember? [976] ^ (OOC) Azarael: So Cru [978] ^ (OOC) Azarael: Do you have a girlfriend? [979] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: Not one that I live with [980] ^ (OOC) Toby: So, you do? [981] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I do, but it's nothing serious [984] ^ (OOC) Warrax: Is she a member of Valacirca? ^ (OOC) Baklen mutters, I'm going back to porn ^ (OOC) Pate: no, don't leqave me ^ (OOC) Baklen: I can't help it! ^ (OOC) Idleman: Paraiko and I can do commporn for you if you want. ^ (OOC) Baklen: Jenna Jameson is on next! ^ (OOC) Idleman: Paraiko, quick, get on your furry suit. ^ (OOC) Idleman: I'll find Roika. HP:140 EP:91> ll roika Roika buckles down to work! Rank: Maia (female) Last on: 4m 41s ago. Age: 35d 3h 43m 52s Info: It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees. No Plan. ^ (OOC) Idleman: Wtf. SHE IMMORTED?! ^ (OOC) Idleman: NOW WHO AM I GOING TO CALL A CRACKWHORE?! ^ (OOC) Baklen: args ^ (OOC) Baklen: there goes my finder ^ (OOC) Paraiko: omg ^ (OOC) Baklen: WTF ^ (OOC) Jabba: HAHAHA ^ (OOC) Urban: hahaha ^ (OOC) Paraiko: There's always Somnus, Idleman [ Chat ] Otoron: Sean, are you offended that Ezra has ignored your presence here, even though he is present? [ Chat ] Yun: Actually I was a little relieved. [ Chat ] Otoron: Fair enough. [ Chat ] Yun: I've grown unaccustomed to his presence and as such can only stomach it in small doses. [ Chat ] Yun: Though, I did read the hist last night [ Chat ] Yun: and saw he got very drunk [ Chat ] Yun: a little tear came to my eye [ Chat ] Yun: How many cosmopolitans did you have Ezra?!