Hahahaha, they are eternal!
[ Chat ] Fimbu: Amusing Tidbits is posted!
[ Chat ] Zavosh: WOOT
[ Chat ] Zavosh: I star??
[ Chat ] Zavosh: cause if not
[ Chat ] Zavosh: I don't wanna read it
[ Chat ] Zavosh: fuck :(
[ Chat ] Zavosh: fuck, even Caber's mom made the tidbits
[ 11:24AM ] Yun: Tip for next time, when trolling the hospital for booty, stay out of the cancer ward!
[ 11:24AM ] Yun: Go to maternity instead, at least you know they're putting out.
^ (OOC) Edrahil: GV is recruiting now, feel free to speak with me about that ;)
^ (OOC) Edrahil: come on we have like 5 cubans inside and i want kill all them :P
^ (OOC) Opal: You know what sucks?
^ (OOC) Opal: I fell asleep.
HP:171 EP:35| legend opal
Opal Vâlçor the dwarf Exterminator (Moral)
On for: 3m 21s Gender: male
Age: 3d 16h 29m 10s
Can be mailed: Opal@Combe
Info: On for: 1d 10m 56s And counting.
^ (OOC) Kavin: Ooh, ouch
^ (OOC) Jaron: Do any of you have subs to remove the "(OOC)" from main
comm?
^ (OOC) Darovir does.
^ (OOC) Qfm rhands.
^ (OOC) Jaron: Can you edit a version for me to remove (OOC) from Carver's
tells?
^ (OOC) Qfm: hahahha
You sink the blade into Orc warlord with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
You killed Orc warlord.
'Urg, you'll never get past ALL of us...' gurgles the dying orc.
Orc warlord has died.
Orc warlord grips his weapon with one hand.
^ (OOC) Willy: It's not like he's -not- trustworthy. He's aces.
^ (OOC) Armand: :)
^ (OOC) Scat: Yeah, you'd think that wouldn't you?
^ (OOC) Willy is fairy cretin.
^ (OOC) Kavin: hahaha
^ (OOC) Kavin: Willy is fairy cretin
You told Marx: U should have a friend make Engels.
Marx told you: whats engels?
^ (OOC) Ketan: Some days I wake up and I think to myself, "Man, I wish
Toby wasn't a lame-o."
^ (OOC) Jaren: Word.
^ (OOC) Ketan: I even have dreams sometimes where he isn't completely
lame.
[ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: I thought gay thoughts last night.
[ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: It was confusing.
[ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: I may be becoming homosexual!
[ 8:15PM ] Greg: Right. You're the new closet gay on the comm.
[ 8:15PM ] Greg: Hear that, everyone, it's GLEN now.
[ 8:15PM ] Fimbu: Closet?
[ 8:15PM ] Yun: Don't worry Fimbu, I hear they're pretty close to finding a cure for it anyway.
[ 8:15PM ] Otoron: Since Greg came out, I guess we do need a new closeted member.
[ 8:16PM ] Caber: Wait, did I miss the coming out party?
[ 8:16PM ] Fimbu: You're hardly closeted when you tell people every time you think about naked men and feel arousal
[ 8:16PM ] Greg: It's Fimbu now.
[ 8:16PM ] Otoron: Yes, Ezra.
[ 8:16PM ] Greg: He's the person we make gay jokes about,
[ 8:16PM ] Fimbu: Wait, yeah, Greg's gay?
[ 8:16PM ] Otoron: It was fab.
[ 8:16PM ] Caber: I knew I should have checked that rainbow-colored envelope I got in the mail.
^ (OOC) Jasumin: Shopping Buddy sucks at AIM poker.
^ (OOC) Jasumin: Better than moviefone though. He really sucks.
[ Chat ] Yun: Greg isn't gay
[ Chat ] Yun: He's a pretty miserable guy most of the time!
[ Chat ] Caber: Yun closes the closet door.
[ Chat ] Caber: Yun opens the closet door.
[ Chat ] Greg: I'm not even going to bother arguing my case.
[ Chat ] Greg: Nevermind my GIRLFRIEND.
[ Chat ] Otoron: OH LIKE THAT COUNTS
[ Chat ] Yun: Steve?
[ Chat ] Otoron: You said yourself you're only with her because she buys you things.
[ Chat ] Caber: Greg opens the closet door. Greg leaves closet. The closet door swings shut. You hear a clicking sound from the closet door.
^ (OOC) Jaren: haha, legend cloudboy
ll cloudboy
Cloudboy the edain Orc-target (Impartial)
Last on: 11d 9h 41m 13s ago. Gender: male
Age: 4m 50s
Info: Pwner-in-training and Skyman's personal sidekick
[ Chat ] Otoron: Fat chicks do give amazing head, usually, though.
[563] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: hi i think all frs should b able 2 kill any er 1nce per reboot
[564] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: by using new 'invoke gandalf' cmnd
[565] ^ (OOC) Pate: What?
[566] ^ (OOC) Roika: hahahahhaha
[ RoI ] Estraven: mayor?!?!
legend idleman
Idleman ages 4h/month the dunedain Mayor (Angelic)
On for: 4h 3m 32s Gender: male
Age: 1d 19h 19m
Info: Dorf tells you: Wait, you're actually walking around? wtf?
HP:120 EP:112>
[ RoI ] Idleman grins.
[ RoI ] Jasumin: Yeah..the little bastard has been levelling up
[ RoI ] Idleman: You owe me!
[ RoI ] Jasumin: I keep killing him in order to keep him down
[ RoI ] Jasumin: and he keeps springing back up
[ RoI ] Estraven grins.
[ RoI ] Jasumin: like a bad erection
[ RoI ] Estraven laughs.
[ RoI ] Jasumin: penis jokes always get big laughs
[ RoI ] Idleman: No, Jasumin.
[ RoI ] Idleman: Your penis always gets big laughs.
[ RoI ] Idleman: There is, in fact, a not insubstantial difference.
^ (OOC) Idleman: No one who has given Zelindo free phone sex could
possibly have a vagina.
^ (OOC) Roika: Whoa
^ (OOC) Roika: Free is not in my vocabulary
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Pity is, though
^ (OOC) Roika: There's not that much pity in the world.
^ (OOC) Rathmar: "Oh no, the hurricane destroyed my house!" "And my pants!"
"Well, okay, just this once..."
^ (OOC) Chiprox: where have go the moral of some people who play this game?
^ (OOC) Clotho: where have go the grammar of some people who play this game?
[629] ^ (OOC) Pate: Worst All-Around Player
[630] ^ (OOC) Pate: whats that
[631] ^ (OOC) Kavin: That's where you sign, Pate.
[632] ^ (OOC) Roika: haha you walked into that one.
% Halbarad: darovir has rabies, asking for a heal
% Bapel: hahah
% Bapel: i gave it to him
% Bapel: yes!
% Bapel: darovir killed me once, ill kill him
% Pate: not this way! Stand up and fight.
% Bilungada: what a nice kill....
% Bapel: he had patrols kill me. he killed me lamely so i kill him lamely
% Bapel: im healed
% Pate: how
% Bapel: i died
% Ecidon: Hahahaha
[503] ^ (OOC) Idleman: I presume you live far away from a coast, Scat?
[504] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Or in Florida.
[505] ^ (OOC) Scat: About 3 hours.
[506] ^ (OOC) Idleman: The south?
[507] ^ (OOC) Scat is avoiding Florida until he's 90. Don't want to
ruin the sur
prise.
[508] ^ (OOC) Scat: Yeah, the South. What does that have to do with
it? :P
[509] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Just, you know. Stereotypes.
[510] ^ (OOC) Thenardi: I drive a covered wagon.
[511] ^ (OOC) Idleman: You're Bulgarian?!
Melkor is angry about a poll that includes 'worst ever' categories
for chars...
^ (OOC) Hallam: there is not an option that allows me, to say what
I want, it's stifling my opinion.
^ (OOC) Melkor: hey, the people might have an opinion on whether a
cheeseburger is better than a hotdog, but we are not polling on
that
^ (OOC) Jaren: I think the Worst catagories are a good thing.
^ (OOC) Melkor: ergo: your argument is moot
You say in Westron: QUICK
You say in Westron: post a log asking about cheeseburgers and hotdogs
You say in Westron: NOW
^ (OOC) Melkor: Jaren, I think they are meanspirited
^ (OOC) Toby: Honestly, I think a good Athenian-style ostracism every
once
in a while would be a good thing. Dead serious.
^ (OOC) Melkor: they serve no purpose but to embarass and humiliate
people
a few moments pass and a new log (cheeseburgers or hotdogs?) is up...
^ (OOC) Idleboy: Haha, new log up.
^ (OOC) Jaren: Please refrain from meanspirited responses.
^ (OOC) Jaren: There are no losers here.
^ (OOC) Jaren: Just deliciousness.
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Vrael has been nuked!
ll vrael
Vrael was nuked at 01:36 03/7/06
Vrael the sindar Nerd (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 1h 53m 54s
Nuke Reason: Thou shalt not spam Melkor.
^ (OOC) Melkor: now, where were we?
^ (OOC) Jaren: We were discussing Cheeseburgers and Hotdogs.
^ (OOC) Jaren: Quite a lively debate too!
^ (OOC) Warrax: personally I prefer shwarmas
^ (OOC) Jaren: You would.
^ (OOC) Hallam: Going to ask Jaren to take it down because it'll
upset the
Hotdogs if they lose, Melkor?
^ (OOC) Warrax: that's an ignorant statement. Shwarma is Arab food
and I'm
not Arab. MEAN REMARK. NUKE
^ (OOC) Jaren: I was careful to mind the feelings of Hotdog
enthusiasts,
Hallam.
^ (OOC) Somnus: hello
^ (OOC) Idleman: Do you have something to say, or was that just a
'hello,
I'm here listening now'?
^ (OOC) Somnus: it was a hello...I' m here... does it matter?
^ (OOC) Idleman just wanted to know if the pause was pregnant or
aborted.
^ (OOC) Scat: Depends whether or not we're in South Dakota.
^ (OOC) Scat: Who gave South Dakota permission to have an opinion
anyway? No one lives there but that one politician and the 4 heads on
Mt. Rushmore.
^ (OOC) Melkor: and you want ot know what?
^ (OOC) Melkor: you have no argument
^ (OOC) Melkor: and frankly, there is nothing that any of you can say
that will change my mind or make me reconsider my position
[ Chat ] Otoron: I wonder how Melkor will feel about making tidbits.
[ Chat ] Yun: hahaha
Khulzder told you: phelicity is partying with athin
Khulzder told you: he is prolly eating her cyber muff
[ 5:21AM ] Matt: The DH armoury contains a knife, a whip, and a long
spear.
[ 5:21AM ] Matt: We're more or less ready to reenact The Passion of
the Christ
^ (OOC) Valruth: I think being a stay at home husband/wife is the way
to
go, as long as you are in a prosperous western relationship
^ (OOC) Idleman: As a breeder, or non?
^ (OOC) Valruth: Taking care of kids is better than work.
^ (OOC) Valruth: Regardless of your situation
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: You're Grimscar aren't you?
^ (OOC) Idleman: It's like I don't even know you anymore.
^ (OOC) Valruth: I'm not grimscar. I said taking care of, not
penetrating.
^ (OOC) Jaren: Jaron is such a lameass.
^ (OOC) Jaren: Trying to be like me.
^ (OOC) Ketan: Hi Jaren!
^ (OOC) Jaren: Hi Ketan!
^ (OOC) Roika: Your names are all uniform.
^ (OOC) Toby: It's JarON!
^ (OOC) Roika: Toby broke it.
^ (OOC) Ketan: Someone needs to turn him JarOFF! Lol!
^ (OOC) Idleman: You know, it's about time we started subcontracting
the coding of new areas to the subcontinent.
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I'm not sure I could accept an Indian coding
screw, the first time my warning read "A thousand pardons, but you have violated
comm policy 87" I'd have to punch someone
^ (OOC) Roika: They're starting to outsource MY job to India.
You go away from the keyboard [Sodomizing Ecidon's mother with a
broomstick!].
HP:90 EP:87> Ecidon goes away from the keyboard [That's my father!].
afk The mustasche threw me off!
You disable your idle tag.
You go away from the keyboard [The mustasche threw me off!].
HP:90 EP:89> Ecidon returns to the keyboard.
Ecidon says in Westron: Right :P
[ Guild ] Dakar: Foxxx, I know you
[ Guild ] Dakar: And I know that you're idle.
[ Guild ] Dakar: But there's something magical about the way you idle.
[ Guild ] Dakar: Just the "feel" of it...it's intoxicating.
[ Chat ] Caber: His guitar strings and fretboard were stained red.
[ Chat ] Caber: I actually had some picks on me and offered him one,
but he said he never plays with them and didn't even know how to
really do it.
[ Chat ] Caber: Like, how to make the sound he wants to make without
finger strumming.
[ Chat ] Otoron: The first thing I thought of was getting HIV from
fingering someone.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Sigh.
[ Chat ] Caber: You're like that.
[ Chat ] Otoron: This is what doing AIDS work does to a person!
[ Chat ] Yun: I've been thinking about how my girlfriends roommate
has scabies
[ Chat ] Yun: and I've been itchy all fucking day.
[ Chat ] Otoron: I bet many women have said similar things about you,
Seanbaby.
[ Chat ] Yun: Without a doubt.
[ Chat ] Yun: Thats what they get for having sex with me though.
[ Chat ] Yun: Whores.
^ (OOC) Scat: He scares the hell out of me. That should be some
points in
his column.
^ (OOC) Azarael: Heh, are you scared shitless?
^ (OOC) Scat: Nope.
^ (OOC) Azarael: If scat were scared shitless, he'd disappear.
^ (OOC) Scat is full of shit.
[16] ^ (OOC) Toby: I don't think they're dating... it's 'nothing
serious.'
[17] ^ (OOC) Azarael: but he said gf, and a gf is past 'dating' to me.
[20] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I'm content with not having to worry about
someone wanti
ng to get married
[21] ^ (OOC) Toby: So what's happened, you had lunch once or twice
then?
[22] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: no Toby here in grown up land that shit
doesn't fly
[23] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: you'll see when you pass the 21 mark
[30] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: no you see he was insinuating that we met
each other twi
ce and that was it or so I could tell
[31] ^ (OOC) Toby: I'm beginning to wonder if the extent of
Crusaderr's relation
ship is a rooftop and a pair of binoculars.
[ Glorglas ] Sarys: How many goblins does it take to usncrew a lightbulb?
[ Glorglas ] Kavin: I don't know, Sarys, how many goblins?
[ Glorglas ] Sarys: uh
[ Glorglas ] Sarys: One goblin to hold the ladder
[ Glorglas ] Sarys: One goblin to climb it
[ Glorglas ] Kavin: This is gonna be good
[ Glorglas ] Sarys: One goblin to unscrew the lamp
[ Glorglas ] Sarys: And in the darkness be blinded
[46] ^ (OOC) Toby: Crusaderr, I'm willing to bet money that I've
touched bare br
easts more recently than you have.
[47] ^ (OOC) Idleboy: Toby is so cute, how he limits it to 2nd base
so it can be
true.
[48] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: having your hands up your own shirt doesn't
count
[49] ^ (OOC) Azarael: dude it's not a contest to the last hour :P
[50] ^ (OOC) Toby: Give me a timeframe.
[51] ^ (OOC) Azarael: hang on, lemme call my GF over so I can grab
her tit.
[52] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: haha
[53] ^ (OOC) Azarael: Ok, I got it.
[54] ^ (OOC) Azarael: DO I win?
[55] ^ (OOC) Idleboy: Toby, I'm willing to bet money I've pissed on a
girl's fac
e more recently than you have.
[56] ^ (OOC) Toby: Yeah, but her coffee table?!
[57] ^ (OOC) Idleboy: No :(
[476] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: Wormbaneii is bad, but my name is pretty bad too so I can't get on him for that :P
[477] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: if he named himself after a rapper though then I could at least say something
[478] ^ (OOC) Rathmar: If you were Crusaderrii, then you could say that, but still you're miles ahead of a guy named Wormbane who thought the name was so great he made a sequel character
% Paraiko: I wish I was a slumlord
% Paraiko: then I'd get some action
% Paaraiko: I should stop voicing my internal monologue before I turn
into
Sunflash
% Idleman: You had your chance with a crackwhore a few months ago and
you
didn't take it.
% Idleman: What would change if you were a slumlord?
% Baklen: Noted.
% Baklen: we call that niga rich down here:)
% Baklen: or uphere
% Baklen: rather
% Paraiko: just because I know little of the inner city doesn't mean I
can't indulge in power fantasies, Idleman
% Idleman: That was irrelevant to my joke about Summerwind.
% Idleman: I mean, now that she's a Maia I can only make veiled
insults,
you know?
% Paraiko: hmm
% Idleman: Directly calling an Ainu a crackwhore is not cool, remember?
[976] ^ (OOC) Azarael: So Cru
[978] ^ (OOC) Azarael: Do you have a girlfriend?
[979] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: Not one that I live with
[980] ^ (OOC) Toby: So, you do?
[981] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I do, but it's nothing serious
[984] ^ (OOC) Warrax: Is she a member of Valacirca?
^ (OOC) Baklen mutters, I'm going back to porn
^ (OOC) Pate: no, don't leqave me
^ (OOC) Baklen: I can't help it!
^ (OOC) Idleman: Paraiko and I can do commporn for you if you want.
^ (OOC) Baklen: Jenna Jameson is on next!
^ (OOC) Idleman: Paraiko, quick, get on your furry suit.
^ (OOC) Idleman: I'll find Roika.
HP:140 EP:91> ll roika
Roika buckles down to work!
Rank: Maia (female)
Last on: 4m 41s ago.
Age: 35d 3h 43m 52s
Info: It's better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
No Plan.
^ (OOC) Idleman: Wtf. SHE IMMORTED?!
^ (OOC) Idleman: NOW WHO AM I GOING TO CALL A CRACKWHORE?!
^ (OOC) Baklen: args
^ (OOC) Baklen: there goes my finder
^ (OOC) Paraiko: omg
^ (OOC) Baklen: WTF
^ (OOC) Jabba: HAHAHA
^ (OOC) Urban: hahaha
^ (OOC) Paraiko: There's always Somnus, Idleman
[ Chat ] Otoron: Sean, are you offended that Ezra has ignored your
presence here, even though he is present?
[ Chat ] Yun: Actually I was a little relieved.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Fair enough.
[ Chat ] Yun: I've grown unaccustomed to his presence and as such can
only stomach it in small doses.
[ Chat ] Yun: Though, I did read the hist last night
[ Chat ] Yun: and saw he got very drunk
[ Chat ] Yun: a little tear came to my eye
[ Chat ] Yun: How many cosmopolitans did you have Ezra?!