Well i found it amusing so you lot are subjected to it. 
Was just wondering if she was still alive...

An opening(nw and out)
-HP:230 EP:197MOR- Shelob enters.
Triggered!  doing: do pat shelob,out
You miss Shelob <-------------- (miss)
Shelob impales you with her poisonous fangs!
Shelob pounds you with her claw!
Do: starting commands.
-HP:173 EP:195MOR- You pat Shelob on the back.
-HP:173 EP:195MOR- A cave opening(ne, hole and sw)
-HP:173 EP:195MOR- Do: Commands completed.
-HP:173 EP:195MOR- Your veins ache, and your vision fades...
You fall to the ground.
#
You are still unconscious.
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
-HP:62 EP:0MOR- 
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You are still unconscious.
Your vision becomes weaker.
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
-HP:34 EP:0MOR- You are still unconscious.
#
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
-HP:-36 EP:0MOR- You have died.
One of your lifeless hands loses its grip on your weapon.

You have a strange feeling.
You can see your own lifeless body from above.

You go, "UGH!".