How sometimes it's just too late to drink a phial...and how it's good to notice someone casting a fireball at you :)
Chuck Norris MADE bike cops.
Yeah, but that kick is far less entertaining to watch. Doing the same thing over and over gets old fast. Much like the Chuck Norris fad.
When his show was still new, nobody cared. It's been on for years, and all of a sudden the Chuck Norris stuff springs up all over on the internet (and is even carrying over to TV now).
Nobody cared about the series Pacific Blue, and that had bike cops.
What it takes for MacGyver to do with a toothpick, piece of string, some duct tape, a stick of gum and some common household chemicals, Chuck Norris can do with a single roundhouse kick.
[new] Date: 09. Apr, 2006, 4:02:32 By: Calenril
MacGyver > Chuck Norris
I'll agree with that. MacGyver rocks, in a cheesy 80's sort of way. :D
That was a good series.
MacGyver > Chuck Norris
That was pretty funny Trempk:)
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
When Chuck Norris was a child he built a small village in his sandbox. That village is now the United States of America, God shed his grace on thee.
SOEM MORE FUNNI JOKES 4 U
Ok, I found one:
Its known that Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer!
Too bad he never cries!
.........hah..hah....hah...well done America. You Rock!
Someone get Pallasch a tissue.
Please, Keifer Sutherland couldn't beat the shit out of Chuck Norris' shit. You know why so many people think Chuck Norris is cool? Because he is. You guys only have the balls to talk shit about him cause you're sitting behind a computer screen. I'm speaking and declaring that anyone who doesn't realize the greatness of the living legend Chuck Norris is being an ignorant smelly twat. In fact, you're lucky he doesn't jump kick you in the face through your screen like he jumped kicked through the windshield of that guys car in Good Guys Wear Black. Face it, if he wanted to, he could come here and pk anybody, including 'the storm' every single day. He would make an ER fighter and one hit you all with whatever brawl move he wanted. You all would have to suicide IRL to escape the embarassment of getting soloed so much.
Tell me a Chuck Norris joke that is funny please. I want to know wheter to love him or hate him. Thanks.
*cackles with glee*
Anyways, Pallasch, *some* of the jokes are very lame. A majority of them are amusing, and a few are just downright hilirous. Just because lots of people like the same thing doesn't mean it's bad.
8=======D
Thanks Pallasch, you missed my point. I was just saying he's about as fictional a character as Jack Bauer, besides being real :)
I'm so tired. Superhuman = leprechaun in your last post. I swear it said leprechaun.
It's not Exley's fault Chuck Norris is the greatest superhuman ever to have lived. That's pure Norris.
Enough of Chuck Norris, comment on the log.. I think I'll blame Exley for it all :P
The Storm kicked Chuck Norris' ass, then raped his wife. *ROARS
No, Chuck Norris is a real person, Jack Bauer isn't.
Chuck Norris is as fictional as Jack Bauer. But in that case, Keifer Sutherland would kick Norris' ass too :)
I don't give a shit for him, I just hate the fucking jokes because every goddamn douchebag in the world uses them and thinks they're hilarious.
Creepy, but you should also realize Chuck Norris is a bit older than he was when he faced off against the great Lee.
[new] Date: 08. Apr, 2006, 18:28:44 By: Arawn
Jack Bauer is a fictional character. Chuch Norris is all real, all arse-kickin, all the time.
...Creepy. I was going to post something extremely similar to that, almost word for word. :P
Jack Bauer is a fictional character. Chuch Norris is all real, all arse-kickin, all the time.
Jack Bauer would kick Chuck Norris' ass
[new] Date: 08. Apr, 2006, 11:02:08 By: Galad
Why is Chuck Norris (whoever he is) so important?
There's some website with many (possibly hundreds?) of Chuck Norris one-liners. And he's an 'actor' (I use the term loosely..) and martial artist.
[new] Date: 08. Apr, 2006, 10:10:28 By: Pallasch
I'm speaking, and declaring everyone who uses Chuck Norris jokes as dipshits.
Sounds like someone is *actually* a fan of Chuck! :D
Because he has a cool client.
Why is Chuck Norris (whoever he is) so important?
Chuck Norris would kick your sorry ass if he heard you say that Pallasch.
I'm speaking, and declaring everyone who uses Chuck Norris jokes as dipshits.
Chuck Norris spoke, and my client was born.
Indiana Jones > Chuck Norris
My client is a clone of Chuck Norris's brain.
Date: 08. Apr, 2006, 5:59:26 By: Joven
My client can divide by zero.
Lies...only Chuck Norris can do that.
My client can divide by zero.
Yeah. I put in enough hours I don't worry about ticks too much except in the first few hours after reboot. I end up with full gear before 1d of uptime, and usually don't have a lot to do with it, just because I play too damn much sometimes. :)
It's all on your style of play. My client is set up to auto check ticks and for pkilling. *shrugs* As you said Dorf from the looks of it yours is for spellcasting, Thats what you do. Everyone is different. I do highlight crap like a mofo though.
My client auto idles for me after 5 minutes of not entering any commands into the mud.
Actually I didn't even know that until Milka pointed it out one day. She said she wished she had that feature.
I have craploads of aliases stored in my client, but almost nothing else except a basic 'kill and loot' trigger.
I might mess with setting someday, but it hasn't been really necessary thus far.
I can see where people would want and need them, though... for myself, knowing if someone's casting is a big thing, and if a party member's bleeding. I've definitely tried to bandage too late a few times. And I've fried a few people with fire and lightning that clearly weren't paying enough attention. If 'Dorf starts casting lightning at you!' pops up, you should know it, otherwise you'll probably get deaded.
My client doesn't map new rooms when it sees 'You can't go that way!'
That's all my client does.
My client has figured out your client.
I haven't figured my client out yet :(
And you're entire family is sharing your client Polk, which is written by Aravor if I'm not misstaken
My client wrote Arawn's client.
My client makes me breakfast.
Okay... my biggest client settings, and most definitely the ones that have saved my life the most, are the ones that give me two lines of bright red spam when some clown's casting fireball, daze or lightning at me. In fact, I do like to know when ANY wizard's casting a spell, so that I can shield/counter/react accordingly.
I've done my client up myself, to my own tastes... but most of it is just simple output/colour work, so that I can see what's going on.
*nods at Baklen* - I don't think coloring every direction in the same color is of any use. They looked more like just replacing the mud output because...well, people do it.
If you should have substitutes for northeast,east - at least make them in upper case. I have a different color for each direction and I have such subs in order to be able to follow what is going on on the screen while I'm hunting. They are huge and spam my screen so I can easily get the information I want in spite of the spam of the battle.
On the other hand, there is nothing wrong with having any kind of funny settings - it's your client, do as you please. I myself have an alias south undeep - north undeep and typing the directions manually would mean typing only 3 characters more. But bah, I like having that alias:)
Yea, work. ( late reply - didnt bother checking back here 'til now ) :P
*busy coding anyways*
morning exide :P at work now?
You say in Westron: been 107 days, good job
hehe.
Duncan, what do you mean by that?
Worm, yeah, hehe, I guess he would have had to be visible for me to headbutt :)
Wormbaneii tells you: trigger to hb jabba so he can't land stab
:(((((
Ahs, are you trying to say they all look the same? Cause if so, I agree.
Not everyone is a zmud client guru Duncan:)
Hmm, looking at Kelos's substitutes I'm wondering how many of you guys have a reason to waste time to make any client settings...
It's ok, I died the same way not to long back, get huge echos man, and like umm, spam shit:)
That was just unlucky :p space of two rounds? dead.
Not alot could be done.
Looter (j)
Someone plunges the sword into Kelos's chest!
Because you gotta have a sense of humor :)
Wtf is up with all theses logs of people killing themself?
Jabba killed me...nice job, I missed the FB or I might have lived :)