The Clown Parade

Posted by
Buggles [legacy]
Uploaded
14 April 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Level 11 thief vs. the Newbies of the World United.

Comments

  • Author
    Flyden [legacy]
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    18 April 2006 15:13:12

    That's fresh...

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    Novreloth [legacy]
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    16 April 2006 01:32:33

    Very entertaining. Keep 'em coming!

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 13:41:08

    Nvm found it hehehe, I remember when that happened. I think I was the only clanmate online who never got involved in it :P

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 08:48:10

    Someone got a link to Delrin's log?

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    Hart [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 01:17:32

    Its like a bunch of cute little puppies... born retarded...

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 00:24:39

    Yup, balls deep in your mother's ass.

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    Dumathoin [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 00:21:21

    You sure know your place, Rekthorne.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 00:15:10

    Paraiko, the MUD can't only be sour old bastards, you need inexperienced jackasses to keep things fresh.

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    Paraiko [legacy]
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    15 April 2006 00:08:31

    Patoral and Co.'s biggest problem is that they're incredibly stupid, not just their being newbies. Judging from comments of theirs I've seen on the comm, I doubt that they'll ever be competent or interesting.

    So I guess what I'm saying is, don't accord them any extenuating circumstances over their MUD knowhow. The sooner they're beaten off the MUD and away from my comms, the better.

  • Author
    Vermond [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 22:03:47

    He probably did something to piss them off beforehand.

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    Kalmah [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 21:47:30

    First, yes they were newbies, but 5 of 6 attacked first and there was an angry mob after him at Bree SP. Haven't seen that for a while. Second, whatever happened to -friendly- clueless newbies? These guys were flaming so much when they had no clue what was going on. Kinda sad yet amusing.

  • Author
    Buggles [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 21:17:42

    Remember that log where Delrin took out 6-8 n00bs who all attacked him...same situations, just add 5 or so levels to each name. You guys blindly voted a 6 on that beast. I do admit though, he was a different typist :).

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    Vermond [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 21:15:21

    Thenardi, they might both be low in level, but the difference is that those were clueless newbies while Buggles is probably a more experienced player with other high level character(s).

    Was it funny? Not really.. Was it a good lesson for the newbies? yeah.. Does that make him less of an asshole? Not at all.

  • Author
    Buggles [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 21:14:04

    Heh, naw, there were points where I was at danger...the origional file was 1.5 mb of text, cut it down to 80k. They got me down around the 40 hp range, but lacked the intelligence to hunt/counterbreak. This log shows no skill, just shows me pwning a lot of n00bs...who cares? It's way better than that crap you guys post about fade, backstab, get all into pack. This features low levels fighting low levels and never before seen names...something that seldom happens these days.

  • Author
    Arawn [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 17:36:07

    Nobody loves Arawn:(

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    Valoc [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 17:30:11

    Arawn, you're just jalous YOU didn't get the teddy bear hug!

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    Guruk [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 17:14:40

    How is he an asshole? They had a CLAN WAR against him, and he won against a CLAN.

    No, he could'nt do shit in Durms so he made an asshole alt to kill newbies who had no clue about anything.

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 16:33:04

    He's an asshole because at no point was he in any danger. Not that I'm against it, newbies need to learn to shut the hell up and stop doing things. For example.

    Zafe huggles Longbow you with TrEmEnDoUs Teddy Bear FoRcE!!!

    Longbow goes 'WHEE!!'.

    Longbow pounces on Zafe.

    Zafe smiles and you can see one of his front Teeth missing from a Bar

    fight.

    Melrys waves sadly.

    Longbow goes, 'Aww!'.

    Melrys chuckles softly.

    Zafe hmms like you are thinking of something important.

    Fuck you, you inane morons. Stop stealing my oxygen.

  • Author
    Thenardi [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 16:28:28

    How is he an asshole? They had a CLAN WAR against him, and he won against a CLAN. This log was funny. It's always fun seeing low levels clash at each other instead of the usual shit of 'camo, backstab, hunt, other abilities, break hunt, find again, kill, blah blah etc.' This was a good read.

  • Author
    Colven [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 16:22:34

    I can't help but laugh but I also hate assholes like yourself, Buggles.

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    Archangel [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 13:17:44

    its still understandable. so its alright arawn :)

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 13:05:20

    Ugh, just noticed. Me bad grammer with typos a lot right?

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    Valoc [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 11:47:30

    Taking people out who obviously don't have a clue is kinda sad. :P

  • Author
    Kilth [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 11:37:09

    Fucking griefers.

  • Author
    Ansaril [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 10:39:20

    Omg Buggles. I so hope that you didn't post this log to show how good you are. Because if you did that, I would suicide if I were you.

  • Author
    Nirrab [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 10:12:32

    Only good part of this log is Patoral being an idiot and eating nightshade. I haven't seen that in a few years :P

  • Author
    Arawn [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 09:43:55

    That was hilarious. I used to do this like this with my low level thief, just because it was mean and funny. Never this good though:P

  • Author
    Lithil [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 08:18:54

    Arawn simply standing there was 10 times better than everything you did in this log.

  • Author
    Buggles [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 08:02:59

    This log isn't meant to show skills, Armand. I'm a solo thief who takes out 6 equals/a little lower than me. They had it coming, I'm just posting to further shame them...It's kinda sad that these people shouldn't appear on the log page for another year or two, but ya...they had it coming.

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    Exley [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 07:51:46

    rotfl...what a funny log.

    <<Patoral says: shaming stop shaming the game faggot pussy>>

    How lame. Die with dignity and accept your defeat like a man.

    <<Armand>>

    Blah...these people have got to learn sometime how to kill or avoid being killed. Besides, the way these jerks were acting makes me think they had it coming. Look at Darkshire...I don't know much about her, but I do remember questing with her for about 45 minutes with my alt, right after she created her first character. If I'm not mistaken, she was part of that class of 1st level hobbits that we had running around a time back. Anyways, my point is this: Darkshire is still new to the game, but you don't see her running around calling people 'faggot pussies' and insulting their mother's by calling her a 'crack whore'. Somewhere along the line she learned respect...I wish the other 75% of this MUD would too. (That's not directed at anyone in particular :P)

  • Author
    Armand [legacy]
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    14 April 2006 07:34:10

    wow, we got another idiot noob killer running around talking about his mad skills... Im so excited!