Amusing Tidbits have killed the king and married his wife.
^ (OOC) Grimscar: hey kids
Sicarius tells you: I sent him like six or seven tidbits recently.
They're all aces
Sicarius tells you: And many of the standard bases are covered: A Sarys
joke, a joke about Greg's sexuality, a Grimscar paedophilia joke
[173] ^ (OOC) Melkor: thats all you got of me?
[174] ^ (OOC) Melkor: cmon, im sure i generate more interesting material!
[175] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: well, you are in that log Dream posted
[176] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: figured quite prominently in it
[177] ^ (OOC) Fuiki: indeed
[178] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: You can only have so many mind numbingly dunderheaded comms in one Tidbits, Melkor, to be blunt :P
[179] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Hence Crusaderr only makes the occasional appearance, too.
[180] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: haha, dunderhead
[181] ^ (OOC) Melkor: hahaha
HP:220 EP:103|
Time stops as Fimbu is eradicated from existence.
[941] ^ (OOC) Dumathoin: This was the worst prison break episode I've ever seen.
[942] ^ (OOC) Boney: Still no break out? He has to score with the nurse first, and then a few more characters need to be introduced..and then his brothers sentence will be postponed "indefinatly" and so on untill the show becomes unprofitable.
[943] ^ (OOC) Boney: They should have called it Prison.
^ Loteriel: grimscar's my friend
^ Rathmar: Loteriel tells you: no, I'm 11
[372] ^ (OOC) Fimbu, in fact, will exploit any bug you tell him about, instantly!
[373] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I have a bug in my pants I need you to exploit
[374] ^ (OOC) Someone: Good, about time we got some fireworks.
[375] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Lemme guess, Crusaderr.
[376] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Inchworm.
[377] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: yeah I have 9 of them
[378] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Oh, see I was talking about your penis. If we were going to talk about your pubes, I would have picked something different
You told Female: are you a slut?
Female told you: I would just ignore you, but gussing
I must take your insults. Sorry, am not a slut nor
whore..
Female told you: If it'll make you happy.. who knows
what'll happen if am a FRA member, I might be the
guild slut or your little special filthy whore. Does
bribes work?
Esker says in Westron: You tell Female: Greetings.
Esker says in Westron: That's got the ball rolling.
Esker says in Westron: Female tells you: curtsey*
Esker says in Westron: Oh good god.
Esker says in Westron: You told Female: How's it
going?
Esker says in Westron: Female told you: Trying to
teach my granddaughter to brush my hair instead of
pulling my hair.
[389] ^ (OOC) Gimzar: I just typed comm nuts instead of comm hist :(
Cabersmom the hobbit Orc-target was imprisoned by an ainu
^ (OOC) Caber: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
^ (OOC) Caber: Who the hell put my mom in jail, and how could you do that to her?
^ (OOC) Caber: I DEMAND HER RELEASE
^ (OOC) Opal: moo
<(HP:220 EP:207)> Cabersmom the hobbit Orc-target (Impartial)
[ Linkdead ]
On for: 2h 25m 2s Gender: female
Age: 38m 52s
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: she got caught stealing cyanide capsules, something
about having a son she couldn't live with
^ (OOC) Athin: Since they couldn't incarcerate you, they decided to strike
at you through your Mother
^ (OOC) Caber shakes his fist at the sky. "I'll get you for this, ainur!"
[ Chat ] Caber: I'm demanding her release on the comm.
[ Chat ] Caber: But it appears no ainur are on.
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: you should mail Draugluin and tell him what he can go
do with Deboraha
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: that'll get her freed
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Cabersmom has drawn Thingol's wrath and is no more!
^ (OOC) Caber: BASTARDS
^ (OOC) Wormbaneii: hahahahaha
^ (OOC) Caber: HOW DARE YOU
^ (OOC) Dirge fdls
^ (OOC) Caber: You will pay for this, ainur. YOU WILL PAY.
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Cabersdad has drawn Thingol's wrath and is no more!
^ (OOC) Caber: SON OF A BITCH
^ (OOC) Wormbaneii: rotfl
^ (OOC) Caber: STOP IT
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: tell Adramalech no I won't write your English paper for
you, isn't your teacher currently online anyway?
^ (OOC) Dirge: Caber is an orphan!
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: oh miscomm
^ (OOC) Someone: And the spawn...
^ (OOC) Ilius adopts Caber.
% Zenith: Hahaha
^ (OOC) Caber: My family is nothing to be trifled with, ainur!
^ (OOC) Caber: YOU WILL RUE THE DAY
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: trivia: finish the phrase 'when in doubt...'
^ cheat
^ (OOC) Fimbu: cheat
ROH HP:220 EP:144|
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: hint: it rhymes
^ Oh
^ (OOC) Fimbu: Oh
ROH HP:220 EP:139| ^ get out?
^ (OOC) Fimbu: get out?
ROH HP:220 EP:134|
^ (OOC) Rekthorne: close fim...
^ Stay stout!
^ (OOC) Fimbu: Stay stout!
ROH HP:220 EP:130|
^ (OOC) Toram: ALways pull out?
^ (OOC) Nash: leave it out
^ (OOC) Rathmar: fry a kraut?
^ (OOC) Mathias: So, Walmart, the wheel has turned full circle. I'm
applying to a Walmart
^ (OOC) Mathias: HAHAHA
^ (OOC) Mathias: I just said 'Walmart' instead of Rathmar (the first
time)
Bapel tells you: can thiefs pick when they're in combat?
^ (OOC) Urban: legend bapel :(
^ (OOC) Athin: Yeah well, you kinda need to know how to fight, I
doubt I could handle four people :( or probably even one
^ (OOC) Grimscar: I couldhandle two no problem
^ (OOC) Grimscar: thats why I startedchasing the two of them
^ (OOC) Grimscar: but then two more jumped out
^ (OOC) Athin: Aye
^ (OOC) Grimscar: I didnt know they were there :P
^ (OOC) Athin: probably what they wanted :P
^ (OOC) Tlaloc nods at grimscar. You did allright, now just get the
girl:)
^ (OOC) Grimscar: if I'd been weraingcontacts instead of glasses I
probably woulda fought three or four too
^ (OOC) Quintin: I found one with a chick that looks a lot like one of my
girlfriends.
[218] ^ (OOC) Boney: One of..
[219] ^ (OOC) Akheron: GIRLFRIEND DROPPER ALERT
[220] ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Left hand and right hand!
[221] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: KILL IT
[222] ^ (OOC) Quintin: Porn movie.
[223] ^ (OOC) Roika: He just said "one of his girlfriends" didn't he?
[224] ^ (OOC) Summerwind nods at Roika
[225] ^ (OOC) Roika dies.
[226] ^ (OOC) Quintin: old girlfriends"
[227] ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Were you one of them, Roika?
[228] ^ (OOC) Smert: surely she would be an ex girlfriend then? :P
[229] ^ (OOC) Roika: Hah!
[230] ^ (OOC) Roika: I can't deal with that much poker talk.
[231] ^ (OOC) Pallasch: Haha
[232] ^ (OOC) Quintin: Well, I still hook up with her on occassion, so... :P
[233] ^ (OOC) Shardik: Do you do her Algebra II homework for her?
[234] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: You've never called someone a 5 card stud, Roika?
[235] ^ (OOC) Boney: They dont do algebra in grade school
[236] ^ (OOC) Roika: hahaha
[237] ^ (OOC) Shardik: owned!
Clotho says in Westron: It'll come out eventually.
You say in Westron: So will you.
Qfm | ROV | HP:230 EP:182>
Sarys says in Silvan: man
Sarys says in Silvan: you and I?
Sarys says in Silvan: we should head up Mirkwood Mountain
Sarys says in Silvan: and make a movie of it
Sarys says in Silvan: Clotho can come too
fdl
You fall down laughing.
Qfm | ROV | HP:230 EP:184>
agree
You agree wholeheartedly.
Qfm | ROV | HP:230 EP:184>
[ 9:51PM ] Hrafn: dahelp top activity
[ 9:51PM ] Hrafn: doh
[ 9:52PM ] Vildoran: hehe
[ 9:52PM ] Qfm: DAHELP!
[ 9:52PM ] Qfm: Does that make it go like 'Hail! Here is the helpfile you requested!'
[281] ^ Jaron: "We will dock our ship where the Sirith meets the Tumladen, where we will hide it in one of the many nooks or coves that runs along the sides of the rivers. From there we will set off on land."
[282] ^ Jaron: I hope that explains, Qfm/Aodh :P
[283] ^ Aodh: Explains why we'll never see a novel written by Catalamir, for sure.
^ (OOC) Mcwolf: what the hell...it wont let me return the bow or buy
it or
anything...
^ (OOC) Mcwolf: something is amiss in arda
^ (OOC) Laurana: mcwolf: walk off with it, sell it at another shop
^ (OOC) Pallasch: Have you tried QUITTING?
^ (OOC) Mcwolf: yes i did that, but it logs me back in the same...and i
cant walk off with it
^ (OOC) Pallasch: Well, guess you'll have to suicide and start over,
tough
luck!
^ (OOC) Laurana: no, have someone kill him. he can't leave the
room. it
would be more frustrating
^ (OOC) Arawn: What shop?
^ (OOC) Barathrum: bree
^ (OOC) Arawn: type steal
^ (OOC) Mcwolf: well it says that he sees my feeble attempt, that he
kicks
me out, and then it says that i have to stay where i am
becausei have
the bow...hah
^ (OOC) Grimscar: hahaha
^ (OOC) Mcwolf: i'll try quitting for like 10 min...later
^ (OOC) Urgnath: you could try quitting
^ (OOC) Urgnath: for like 1s
^ (OOC) Arawn: Ask Summerwind for help!
^ (OOC) Idleman: Hahahahahaha.
^ (OOC) Laurana snorts.
^ (OOC) Idleman: Arawn's stunning tidbits debut!
Rathmar tells you: Genetics caught up to Azarael too, he's unemployed
nowadays as well
[ 8:01PM ] Warrax: I'm drinking
[ 8:01PM ] Warrax: HATORADE
[ Chat ] Rami: Sean when you coming to visit me?
[ Chat ] Yun: Buy me a plane ticket you rich fucking arab
[ Chat ] Rami: the population of irish women here is on the rise!
[ Chat ] Rami: mostly ugly ones, but nonetheless Irish!
[ Chat ] Yun: the population will boom if I come visit!
[ Chat ] Qfm: What are Irish people doing in Bahrain?
[ Chat ] Rami: civilizing us
[ Chat ] Otoron: Why are you playing your ER, Warrax?
[ Chat ] Warrax: I'm not playing
[ Chat ] Warrax: I'm trying to locate a sports store
[ Chat ] Warrax: anywhere close by
[ Chat ] Warrax: fuck
[ Chat ] Otoron: ?
[ Chat ] Otoron: In Far Harad?
Tuned to the comm line are:
Akheron, Aodh, Azer, Cosette, Crusaderr, Dankins, Gilstro, Gmorex,
Idleman, Iwolfwood, Kelias, Kilin, Laurana, Mog, Pablo, Pallasch,
Rohkilin, Sicarius, Sirbobby, Slaiw, Teldir, That, Tiijin, Udine, Warrax,
Wrythe, Zabel
^ (OOC) Warrax: Excuse me
^ (OOC) Warrax: I'm looking for someone who would wolf down wood
^ (OOC) Warrax: Has anyone seen somebody who would wolf this wood for me
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I know just the guy for that job
^ (OOC) Warrax: Oh?
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I can't seem to remember his name though
^ (OOC) Warrax: Damn, I really need my wood wolfed right about now
^ (OOC) Madeye: You could get banned from this one from whining,
wouldn't you think
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Nah, if people get banned from the OOC comm for whining
we'll never hear from Pounder again
^ (OOC) Madeye: and that would hurt my feelings whyr again
^ (OOC) Sicarius: Madeye, nobody wants to hear your sycophantic
pseudorighteous attitude.
^ (OOC) Sicarius: You made it out of newbie. Congrats.
^ (OOC) Sicarius: Now go code something.
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Code a way for Elyaavie to be in multiple inn rooms at
once
[720] ^ (OOC) Esker: I would like to see those who have stolen my
family name nuked.
[721] ^ (OOC) Ketan: Me too!
[722] ^ (OOC) Ketan: They're trying to NeoRayne on my parade, and
I'll have none
of it!
[ Chat ] Greg: How could one describe DH/FRA's attitude to the game?
[ Chat ] Fimbu: If we stick together and try not to talk to too many
other people, we can still squeeze some fun out of this game?
HP:210 EP:204| uptime
The Two Towers has been up for 4d 9h 8m 56s.
HP:210 EP:205|
@Adornas Akheron: First comm.
@Adornas Eaoden: Bah