Randyb

Posted by
Porphyria [legacy]
Uploaded
30 April 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Nothing special, just a bit of fun.


Party say from Arawn:  trigger is on
party say $HIY$ ok
You say to your party:  ok
 HP:230 EP:206-(NER) l path

    A wooden cabin of recent construction stands before you.  A ladder
leans against one wall, offering a possible way up to the roof.  At each
side of the large iron door is a small window.  Why does this cabin have
an iron door?  In front of the left window, a pile of wooden boxes lie on
the ground.  Not far from the boxes is a curious red rock.  On the right
side of the cabin stands a huge tree with its branches stretching over
the roof.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The enter door is open.
    The only obvious exits are out and enter.
 A rookie guard
 HP:230 EP:205-(NER) 
Randyb enters.
Arawn attacks Randyb.
Suddenly, Arawn stabs Randyb from behind!
Arawn slices Randyb from top to bottom!
Arawn slices Randyb from top to bottom!
Randyb smashes Arawn with a bone-shattering impact.
Randyb leaves east.
Arawn leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 A tall fir tree
pep
Do: starting commands.
 HP:230 EP:202-(NER) 
Ok.
 HP:230 EP:202-(NER) 
You blind and disorient Randyb with pepper dust!
You attack Randyb.
 HP:230 EP:202-(NER) 
Do: Commands completed.
 HP:230 EP:202-(NER) 
That's it; you've used up the last of your ground pepper.
Randyb sneezes.
Arawn swings the shadow sword wildly above Randyb.
You miss Randyb.
Randyb leaves south.
Arawn leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e)
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 An empty keg
Randyb leaves south.
Arawn leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Mirkwood(s, n, w and e) [s, se and sw]
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 A handcrafted arrow [7]
Randyb leaves south.
Arawn leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
A Bridge(stairs, ne, s and n) [w and e]
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 Kirbystar's horse (hitched)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Arawn hurts his neck attacking Randyb!
headbutt
Arawn swings the shadow sword wildly above Randyb.
You bash Randyb on the head with the flat of the blade.
Your headache clears up.
Randyb sickens you with a horrid odor!
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Randyb.
 HP:230 EP:183-(ROV) 
Randyb sneezes.
Arawn hurts his neck attacking Randyb!
Arawn swings the shadow sword wildly above Randyb.
You miss Randyb.
Randyb misses someone.
headbutt
You grapple with Randyb, your cranium colliding with his face.
 HP:230 EP:147-(ROV) sh

Arawn hacks a large gash into Randyb's body.
You cut Randyb, finessing the blade past parries.
Randyb misses you.
Randyb is near death.
 HP:230 EP:147-(ROV) 
Randyb sneezes.
Randyb leaves stairs.
Arawn leaves stairs.
You follow your leader stairs.
The Stone Stairs(terrace and bridge)
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 Corpse of Orc
Randyb leaves terrace.
Arawn leaves terrace.
You follow your leader terrace.
A grassy terrace(stairs, gates and w)
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 An orc warrior
 An orc warlord
 An orc underling
 Corpse of elf
Randyb leaves gates.
Arawn leaves gates.
You follow your leader gates.
The gates to Thranduil's kingdom(terrace)
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 An elven warrior [3]
Randyb fades into the shadows.
Arawn fades into the shadows.
Triggered!  doing: knock on gates
    Silently you creep through the battle unnoticed and knock on the huge
    gates.  A hollow, ominous thudding sound meets your every knock
                          BOOM....BOOM...BOOM.

    After a moment, a small sliding peep-slot opens and you feel you're
    being examined.

    Seconds later, the huge gate opens just enough for many rough hands
    to reach out and pull you inside!

A Twisting Tunnel(out and deeper)
 HP:230 EP:147-(NER) headbutt

Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
 HP:230 EP:147-(NER) 
Kirbystar appears from the shadows.
Kirbystar leaves deeper.
do stairs,terrace,gates,knock on gates,deeper,deeper,w,nw,sw,w,w,nw,ne,e
Do: starting commands.
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
What?
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
What?
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
What?
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
Knock on what?
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Twisting Tunnel(out and deeper)
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
Crossroads(ne, out and w)
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Twisting Tunnel(nw, sw and e)
 A wine servant
 A patrolling guard
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
Crossroads(n, se and sw)
 A patrolling guard
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Twisting Tunnel(ne, nw and w)
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Twisting Tunnel(w and e)
 A patrolling guard
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Twisting Tunnel(nw and e)
 A patrolling guard
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Cavern(ne, w and se)
 A patrolling guard
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
A Twisting Tunnel(ne, w, e and sw)
 A senile healer
 Thranduil's head cook
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
The Thranduil shop(w)
 Kirbystar Antilles the silvan Deadly Shot (Angelic)
 Arawn the dunlending Tracker (Hand of Eru)
 Randyb ShadowAxe the dwarf Blues Club KILLER!
 A trash can
 Brenen the shopkeeper
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
Do: Commands completed.
 HP:230 EP:146-(NER) 
Arawn hurts his neck attacking Randyb!
A dark shadow streams down the shadow sword and devours Randyb!
Arawn slices through Randyb's body in one swift motion!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Randyb bruises Arawn deeply.
Arawn hurts his neck attacking Randyb!
headbutt
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Randyb.
 HP:230 EP:125-(NER) 
Arawn swings the shadow sword wildly above Randyb.
You miss Randyb.
Randyb brushes you.
headbutt
You grapple with Randyb, your cranium colliding with his face.
 HP:227 EP:91-(NER) 
Arawn swings the shadow sword wildly above Randyb.
You bash Randyb on the head with the flat of the blade.
You take Randyb's life quickly in a show of mercy.
You killed Randyb.
Randyb has died.
Brenen says in some strange tongue:  Could douienen lith efdu tholroui
     belaeg?
sh
Usage: shape <target>
 HP:227 EP:91-(NER) 
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
Arawn grips the shadow sword with one hand.
Arawn removes the shadow sword.
Arawn puts the shadow sword (encased in a pulsating aura!) into an old
     leather baldric.
do get all from corpse into pack, get all from corpse
Do: starting commands.
 HP:227 EP:90-(NER) 
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a hemp-canvas pack of Tharbad : Ok.
a great Dunlending shield : Too bulky.
a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky.
a dwarven warhammer : Ok.
a bloodstained cloak : Ok.
 HP:227 EP:90-(NER) 
some gold coins : Ok.
a great Dunlending shield : Too bulky.
a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky.
 HP:227 EP:90-(NER) 
Do: Commands completed.
 HP:227 EP:90-(NER) 
Arawn gets a great Dunlending shield from corpse of Randyb.
You put 325 gold in your pockets.

And now, some hilarious shit talk!

Randyb told you: so how come?
You told Randyb: pot. seriously, wtf is with that?
Randyb told you: wtf is what?
You told Randyb: pot?
Randyb told you: its a friggin guild
You told Randyb: shouldn't be
Randyb told you: well maybe fuck you
You told Randyb: maybe
Randyb told you: you couldnt do it without help though you pussy
You told Randyb: you sure like to talk shit don't you?
You told Randyb: you're a grown man, stop acting like a child
Randyb told you: ok....its on then