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alias jj do :Brubaker fades in shadow, :Brubaker pounds on gates Alias: jj (do :Brubaker fades in shadow, :Brubaker pounds on gates) altered. HP:210 EP:165 - SOR > jj Do: starting commands. You emote: Brubaker Brubaker fades in shadow You emote: Brubaker Brubaker pounds on gates Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:165 - SOR > alias jj do : fades in shadow, : pounds on gates Alias: jj (do : fades in shadow, : pounds on gates) altered. HP:210 EP:166 - SOR > jj Do: starting commands. You emote: Brubaker fades in shadow You emote: Brubaker pounds on gates Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:166 - SOR > HP:210 EP:167 - SOR > g out An end to the path(s, tent and w) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) The mutilated remains of Groundskeeper out An end to the path(s, tent and w) west east Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) The mutilated remains of Groundskeeper You are too busy to make an attack! Pallasch misses you. east east A path through Osgiliath(ne, n, w and e) Pallasch enters. An end to the path(s, tent and w) The mutilated remains of Groundskeeper Pallasch enters. HP:210 EP:167 - SOR > Inside a tent(out) A huge strongbox A trash can You can't go that way! i Gold: 72 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A dark steel longsword (wielded). *A grey studded sheath (worn). *A great numenorean warshield (worn). *A keyring containing 3 keys (worn). *Ornate elven gauntlets (worn). *A pair of black scalemail pants (mended) (worn). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *A dark mail shirt (worn). *A long black cowled cloak (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event-2006. *The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A metal necklace (worn). *A set of gold runes. HP:210 EP:167 - SOR > g out An end to the path(s, tent and w) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) The decayed mutilated remains of Groundskeeper HP:210 EP:168 - SOR > g out An end to the path(s, tent and w) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) HP:210 EP:169 - SOR > g out An end to the path(s, tent and w) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) i Gold: 72 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *A dark steel longsword (wielded). *A grey studded sheath (worn). *A great numenorean warshield (worn). *A keyring containing 3 keys (worn). *Ornate elven gauntlets (worn). *A pair of black scalemail pants (mended) (worn). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *A dark mail shirt (worn). *A long black cowled cloak (worn). *Rank insignia. *A commemorative token from the Event-2006. *The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge. *A metal necklace (worn). *A set of gold runes. out An end to the path(s, tent and w) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) west A path through Osgiliath(ne, n, w and e) Pallasch enters. west A road in Osgiliath(w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:210 EP:150 - SOR > west south You are too busy to make an attack! Pallasch bashes you with the hilt of the sword. se North Street(s, n and e) Pallasch enters. HP:193 EP:150 - SOR > east The road through Osgiliath(s, n, w and se) A runty little orc searches through the rubble Pallasch enters. The road through Osgiliath(n, nw and e) Pallasch enters. The road through Osgiliath(gate and w) A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate Pallasch enters. gate With a great effort, you push the gate open and walk out, being sure to close it behind you. The East gate of Osgiliath(e) Pallasch enters. HP:193 EP:150 - SOR > osm Do: starting commands. East Gate of Osgiliath(w and e) [s and n] Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, ne and w) [nw and sw] Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, n, w, sw and e) Pallasch enters. HP:193 EP:150 - SOR > The wall of Mordor(ne, s, n, w and sw) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, w, sw and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, nw, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. You miss Pallasch. You .........MISS Pallasch. Pallasch stabs you, tearing muscle from the bone. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:172 EP:150 - SOR > The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, nw, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:172 EP:150 - SOR > The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, nw, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:172 EP:150 - SOR > The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:172 EP:150 - SOR > You miss Pallasch. You .........MISS Pallasch. Pallasch hacks Uruk-hai taking off several layers of skin! Uruk-hai misses Pallasch. 3 The Southward Road(s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:173 EP:151 - SOR > The Southward Road(ne, s, n, se, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, n, se, w, sw and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, w and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(ne, s, n, w, sw and e) Pallasch enters. HP:173 EP:151 - SOR > The Southward Road(s, n, w, sw and e) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, n, w and e) A towering Olog-Hai Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, n, se and sw) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, n, w and e) Pallasch enters. HP:173 EP:151 - > The Southward Road(ne, s, nw and n) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s and n) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s and n) Pallasch enters. The Southward Road(s, n, se and sw) Pallasch enters. HP:173 EP:151 - > jj You mangle Pallasch with extreme precision. Pallasch stabs you, tearing muscle from the bone. The Southward Road(s, n, w, se, sw and e) Pallasch enters. HP:152 EP:151 - > At the gate(ne, nw, n, w and e) Tlaloc the eorling God of Rain (Titanic) Triggered! doing: steal potion from Tlaloc Pallasch enters. You are too busy with the battle to try to steal anything. Do: Commands completed. Do: starting commands. HP:152 EP:151 - > Ok. You open a dark red flask. The liquid burns your throat as it goes down. HP:150 EP:151 - > Drop what? You close a dark red flask. Ok. Do: Commands completed. HP:150 EP:151 - > Do: starting commands. You emote: Brubaker fades in shadow You emote: Brubaker pounds on gates Do: Commands completed. HP:150 EP:151 - > jj You are too busy to make an attack! Pallasch misses you. Tlaloc grins evilly and drives the blade into your midsection. Triggered! doing: steal potion from Tlaloc You are too busy with the battle to try to steal anything. HP:147 EP:151 - > Do: starting commands. You emote: Brubaker fades in shadow You emote: Brubaker pounds on gates Do: Commands completed. HP:147 EP:151 - > jj Do: starting commands. You emote: Brubaker fades in shadow You emote: Brubaker pounds on gates Pallasch fades into the shadows. Do: Commands completed. HP:147 EP:151 - > g You miss Tlaloc. You .........MISS Tlaloc. Triggered! doing: steal potion from Tlaloc Tlaloc cries out in battle-glory and slides the blade through you. You are too busy with the battle to try to steal anything. HP:132 EP:151 - > At the gate(ne, nw, n, w and e) Tlaloc the eorling God of Rain (Titanic) The burning in your stomach subsides, and you suddenly feel better. kog Tlaloc smashes his forehead into your nose. Triggered! doing: steal potion from Tlaloc You are too busy with the battle to try to steal anything. HP:136 EP:184 - > Do: starting commands. You raise your hand to knock on the gates when you hear an insane laugh and then a hard thunk. It sounds like the orcs behind the gate are laughing at you. Taking another look around, it appears that the Mordor gates are guarded MUCH better than they have been in the past. After considering this new predicament, you aren't sure if you really want to continue. Knocking again would surely send you into the grip of the ready and waiting army. Using all your strength, you knock on the Black gate, praying for luck. Footsteps can be heard, coming to your direction...suddenly an iron door carved in the gate opens and from it you can feel a warm breath... You decide that it's too late to return and enter the gate...To the land of Mordor where the Shadows lie. Inside the gate(s and n) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) A brand A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard Do: Commands completed. HP:136 EP:184 - MOR > Pallasch bashes Squad with the hilt of the sword. Troll misses Pallasch. Troll hits Pallasch hard. Squad hits Pallasch hard. Squad hits Pallasch hard. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad hits Pallasch very hard. Orc captain grazes Pallasch. smile You smile like a MAD MAN! g Inside the gate(s and n) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) A brand A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard Pallasch stabs Squad, tearing muscle from the bone. Troll misses Pallasch. Troll hits Pallasch very hard. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad hits Pallasch hard. Squad hits Pallasch very hard. Orc captain massacres Pallasch with incredible force! The scouts have tallied the enemy in Mordor, one dunlending was seen. Pallasch says in Westron: WTf? sa Shape all what? g Inside the gate(s and n) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Mastermind (Demonic) A brand A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard HP:136 EP:184 - MOR > Pallasch stabs Squad, tearing muscle from the bone. Troll misses Pallasch. Troll massacres Pallasch with incredible force! Squad hits Pallasch very hard. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad misses Pallasch. Orc captain massacres Pallasch with incredible force! Pallasch bashes Squad with the hilt of the sword. Troll hits Pallasch hard. Troll inflicts massive damage to Pallasch. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad misses Pallasch. Squad hits Pallasch very hard. Orc captain grazes Pallasch. bs pallasch Your fight with Pallasch isn't over yet; you would be expected. sa Shape all what? g Pallasch has died. Pallasch grips his weapon with one hand. Inside the gate(s and n) The ghost of Pallasch Corpse of Pallasch A brand A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard HP:137 EP:185 - MOR > ^legend pallasch ^ Brubaker: legend pallasch HP:137 EP:180 - MOR > Pallasch scratches its head. g Inside the gate(s and n) The ghost of Pallasch Corpse of Pallasch A brand A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard fdl ^ Morravel: Aww You fall down laughing. ss You remove a dark steel longsword. Ok. Pallasch says in Westron: Weird ll delgaur The ghost of Pallasch drifts north. HP:137 EP:180 - MOR > g Inside the gate(s and n) Corpse of Pallasch A brand A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard i corpse Gold: 72 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You dig around in the corpse of pallasch and find: The corpse of pallasch is about half full. Some gold coins. A pair of mail pants. A dwarven war shield (mended). A crystal. A simple sheepskin sheath. An emerald brooch. A dwarven deathmask. A gleaming runed blade. A leather scout ruck (open), containing: | A poorly-crafted knife. |> A wooden key (STS). A large black cloak, containing: |>*An empty phial. A keyring containing 1 key, containing: |> A large bronze key.