definetely, not my style...
My first auction-theft log :P Laryn tells you: The following items just closed: Lot Winner Price Description Tag #145 Gimpy 120 - a dark runed battle axe vgc unall #146 Gimpy 135 - a skull helmet huge headbutt bonus You slip into the shadows and try to look like nothing. The next time you see 'Gimpy picks his nose', you will do: 'steal axe from gimpy'. Gimpy enters. Gimpy picks up an item from auction. Triggered! doing: steal axe from gimpy You steal a dark runed battle axe! HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:72> Gimpy picks up an item from auction. i Gold: 68 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A dark runed battle axe (in hands). A set of gold runes. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:72> score Fernando Maleficus the eorling Accomplice (Demonic) You are full! You feel like a blimp. HP: 130/130 END: 72/130 Exp: XX712 Avg. Stats: XX Strength: XX Agility: XX Charisma: XX Constitution: XX Coordination: XX Intelligence: XX Level 9 thief, 10d 21h 18m 54s old. You are hiding. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:72> Gimpy wears a skull helmet. Gimpy leaves south. <Insert cover-thefts here> glance gimpy score Gimpy the dwarf Bodyguard (Moral) He is carrying: A skull helmet (worn). HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:47> score Fernando Maleficus the eorling Accomplice (Demonic) You are full! You feel like a blimp. HP: 130/130 END: 47/130 Exp: XX712 Avg. Stats: XX Strength: XX Agility: XX Charisma: XX Constitution: XX Coordination: XX Intelligence: XX Level 9 thief, 10d 21h 19m 42s old. You are hiding. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:47> slg gimpy You steal some gold coins! HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:26> You put 46 gold in your pockets. Later... Laryn says: Auction fee for this item will be 7 gold. Laryn charges you 7 gold. Laryn puts up a dark runed battle axe for auction as lot #148. Laryn tells you: a dark runed battle axe is now on sale as lot 148, minimum bid 150 gold fresh! just "quested"! Laryn tells you: New bid of 150 gold for lot #148 "a dark runed battle Laryn tells you: a dark runed battle axe going once for 150 gold. Laryn tells you: a dark runed battle axe going twice for 150 gold. It sucks cause he took too long to bid, so i tought i would have to wait a little, drunk healed and this happened when it gone twice: Do: starting commands. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are not in combat with anyone. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are too drunk to try and hide! HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> Do: Commands completed. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> 1stop,hide Do: starting commands. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are not in combat with anyone. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are too drunk to try and hide! HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> Do: Commands completed. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> 1stop,hide Do: starting commands. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are not in combat with anyone. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are too drunk to try and hide! HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> Do: Commands completed. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> 1stop,hide Do: starting commands. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are not in combat with anyone. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> You are too drunk to try and hide! HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> Do: Commands completed. HP:130 FeRnAnDo! EP:130> no time to run for cofee! <insert ultra-spam here> Laryn tells you: a dark runed battle axe sold to Gimpy for 150 gold. Gimpy enters. Your head is clearing. (DAMN!!!!!!!! WTF!!!????) Proceeds in the amount of 150 are awaiting you. Gimpy picks up an item from auction. Gimpy leaves south. Could have robbed him anyways, but i would get caught and i hate the lawsys :P