The first time ever that Amusing Tidbits has had to be posted because of content. Today is a sad day.
You know, it's not always easy being the Tidbits Master. Sure, you get a lot of attention
and admiration. And you get to enjoy company of your sexy co-Master, Otoron. But sometimes,
for example, the fans can get a little too rabid:
[596] ^ (OOC) Vazroth: C'mon, Fimbu, I'm getting impatient.
[597] ^ (OOC) Delrerango: fimbu is the worst
[598] ^ (OOC) Delrerango: i bet on christmas he's like 'i have an annouyncement to make i'm going to give you a present'
[599] ^ (OOC) Delrerango: and then he waits for 20 inutes
[600] ^ (OOC) Delrerango: because he likes suspenders
[601] ^ (OOC) Baklen: I bet when he's having sex he's like here it comes!
[602] ^ (OOC) Baklen: and then its over
Then, of course, you've got the critics:
^ (OOC) Someone: Tidbits tend to be the same 3 or 4 things. Pedophile joke. Homesexual joke. Scary chatter on some off-mud channel. Someone with a funny name on the OOC acting silly.
^ (OOC) Someone: They serve as like an example of the lowest common demoninator behavior, or something. Which is weird, because there are many more clever things said by you people than what appears in those compilations.
^ (OOC) Delrerango: sorry i'm missing a soap box did anyone see where i put it
And I say: Whatever! Here's Tidbits!
^ (OOC) Swabby: Good job little Bakling!
^ (OOC) Swabby: Not bad for a lubber!
^ (OOC) Toram: Who is this Swabby?
^ (OOC) Tevildo: Yet another random annoyance.
^ (OOC) Azrylar: A propigator of old school pirating and unabated
genital rash.
^ (OOC) Wolfgang: nice
^ (OOC) Swabby: Now that's a mage who knows a man when he sees one!
^ (OOC) Swabby: Too bad he plays for Scatha's team :(
^ (OOC) Azrylar arcs a curious eyebrow at Swabby.
^ (OOC) Swabby: Rathmar talks!
^ (OOC) Toram: Swabby, I'm catching a very homoerotic undertone
whenever you talk.
^ (OOC) Azrylar glances quickly at Toram's surname.
Toram NeoRayne the dwarf Mastermind (Impartial)
^ (OOC) Smert: hmm...who's that guy who plays who is from wales?
^ (OOC) That: *makes joke about obair and whales*
^ (OOC) Valruth: When it comes to most mudders, I enjoy making a bit of
fun. I lampoon.
^ (OOC) Valruth: When it comes to Obair, I harpoon.
^ (OOC) Sicarius: Az, you should show us a picture of yourself.
^ (OOC) Azkrayel: http://profiles.yahoo.com/benafyt
ll benafyt
Benafyt was namechanged to Azkrayel at 16:54 05/10/06
Benafyt the silvan Reaper (Demonic)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 4d 13h 46m 50s
Benafyt is a servant of the Dark lord.
Info: Proud server of Sauron since 5.8.06
^ (OOC) Sicarius: Az you need to join Durmanhoth like right now.
^ (OOC) Grimscar: AHAHAHAHA
^ (OOC) Sicarius: Report to South Gondor and apply immediately.
^ (OOC) Draugluin: Shouldn'ta broke that, Gimzar.
^ (OOC) Gimzar apologizes.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: we sorrah, massa draugluin
^ (OOC) Paraiko: Day is never finiiiiiiished, Massa got me workin'.
Someday Massa set me freeeeeeeeeee
^ (OOC) Idleman: Dis is da sound a da men, workin in da chains
^ (OOC) Draugluin: Paraiko working on a chain gang is a funny image
for me.
^ (OOC) Mikah: You don't need the 'working on a chain gang' for that
to be a funny image
^ (OOC) Idleman: Paraiko in blackface is funnier.
HP:200 EP:113| read 11
Note 11 Sky (Thu Dec 15 2005) question
i am new and dont really now what to do and i need help in this cave
cause i dont know what to do at all
HP:200 EP:119| read 12
Note 12 Sky (Thu Dec 15 2005) more questions
how do you take your things down or put them away when your hands are
full
is better to be a wizard or warrior
HP:200 EP:119| read 13
Note 13 Sky (Thu Dec 15 2005) another question
how do you join a commuty [D nity
how do you get strength to pick up something heavy and how do you get
intelligence since every warrior trainer cant help me with that
should i read the book cause u havent
You tell Mexico: We could make a Latin Americans nations alt clan.
[68] ^ (OOC) Semaj: 5k for Akheron's ghost.
[69] ^ (OOC) Swabby: why would you want to slay my cap'n?!
[70] ^ (OOC) Szadek: legend akheron
[71] ^ (OOC) Akheron: i am the captain of the sons of the pirates of the upper anduin scourge fleet of rhovanion
[72] ^ (OOC) Akheron: you can kill me but you can never kill my spirit
[73] ^ (OOC) Szadek: his crew will continue the mission of vengeance
[74] ^ (OOC) Giro: 20k for Akheron's spirit.
[915] ^ (OOC) Catrin: Quiet tonight
[916] ^ (OOC) Catrin grins
[917] ^ (OOC) Bilungada: legend Catrin
^ (OOC) Azkur: haha, type who evil assassin.
who evil assassin
The Two Towers
Jason the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (evil)
Jabba the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (evil)
Xorox the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (evil)
Jaron the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) (guildmaster)
Total evil assassins: 4
Total users: 56
ROV HP:220 EP:83|
Patoral told you: your on our guilds hitlist!
Patoral told you: u killed melanna!?!?!?!?!?!wtf!
You told Patoral: Haha, yeah, yeah I fuckin did.
Patoral told you: traitor!
Patoral told you: jk shes never on lol dont even know her
[ Chat ] Mithgil: Man, I wish I had social skills.
[ Chat ] Qfm: We wish you had social skills, too.
[159] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: I think there should be one more comm.
[160] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: We have this one, we have er/fr in which we
discuss our side-related stuff, and for hardcore IC we can have the Carvercomm.
[161] ^ (OOC) Idleman: For what?
[162] ^ (OOC) Grimscar: Yes! The carvercom!
[163] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: So we don't have to worry about stepping an
inch out of character on er/fr
[164] ^ (OOC) Grimscar: Then once a week everyone tuned in gets
deleted.
[165] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Ah, so we can talk about what the ERs are
doing in a non-IC way?
[166] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: Yes.
[167] ^ (OOC) Grimscar: yeah, its hard to talk about how the ERs are
cheating on the IC comm :)
[168] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: So we can, heaven forbid, talk about their
combat abilities and use words like "round"
[169] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: Also on the Carvercomm you cannot make a comm more than
once every 180 seconds, since it should take you at least that long to type out
your message anyway.
[170] ^ (OOC) Lohnin: Luckily each comm is atleast 5 lines, so you
always have something to read.
[171] ^ (OOC) Arawn stoops low to the ground, examining a bent blade
of grass "A Carver comm? I..please I beg you explain, the word
you speak, comm, say now, is it some lost form of Elvish? For verily,
I am a learned scholar in ancient tounges and have yet to hear of it!"
^ (OOC) Devinius: I thought the vote was pretty clear myself. I
asked the guild who wanted to keep the dog and who wanted to have it
removed. 7 indicated they wanted to keep Vanilla. 7 indicated they
did not. 6 indicated they wanted me to make the decision on their
behalf.
^ (OOC) Devinius: massive miscomm of unheard of proportions :p hurrah
for me.
[ 6:17AM ] Caber: These are the kinds of issues facing Galadhrim.
[135] ^ (OOC) Barberi: I am the best
[136] ^ (OOC) Formid: I am the second best!
[137] ^ (OOC) Josi: Meow
[138] ^ (OOC) Barberi: distant 2nd, Josi is 10th coming in just after
Brubaker
[139] ^ (OOC) Porphyria: I'm so awesome, I have transcended this
ludicrous heirarchy.
[140] ^ (OOC) Tokin: Repeats: Is it harder to complete a sucsessfull
theft after the recent 'fix/change' to stealing?
[141] ^ (OOC) Barberi: transcension is just a way to say "I wish I
could be in the ludicrious heirarchy"
[142] ^ (OOC) Porphyria: Not according to any dictionary I've claimed
to have read.
[143] ^ (OOC) Barberi: and how many is that?
[144] ^ (OOC) Porphyria: How many you got?
[145] ^ (OOC) Eaoden: Did I miss anything?
[146] ^ (OOC) Barberi: I don't even know what a dictionary is
[147] ^ (OOC) Porphyria: Look it up.
You have been warned for the following offence:
^ (OOC) Arawn: Demona, I will give you 50k to kill him irl.
You have been logged for 1 warnings.
For more information see 'help warnings'
^Woah.
^ (OOC) Arawn: Woah.
Porphyria snickers insanely.
warnings
These are Arawn's current warnings:
Arawn 05/10/06 13:52 : ^ (OOC) Arawn: Demona, I will give you 50k
to
kill him irl.
Porphyria says in Westron: what did you expect?:P
say Uh?
You say in Westron: Uh?
ROV---HP:230 EP:196--- say Well, ..
You say in Westron: Well, ..
ROV---HP:230 EP:197--- say Not a warning!
You say in Westron: Not a warning!
ROV---HP:230 EP:197---
Party say from Porphyria: the mere mention of irl murdering is
warnable!
Party say from Porphyria: observe
party say $HIR$ Ill murder you!
You say to your party: Ill murder you!
ROV---HP:230 EP:199---
^ (OOC) Porphyria: Arawn, I will kill you irl.
say You know
You say in Westron: You know
ROV---HP:230 EP:200--- say If you get nuked for that
You say in Westron: If you get nuked for that
ROV---HP:230 EP:200--- say Ill laugh my arse off.
You say in Westron: Ill laugh my arse off.
ROV---HP:230 EP:201--- time
Party say from Porphyria: You have been warned for the following
offence:^
(OOC) Porphyria: Arawn, I will kill you irl.You have been logged
for
1 warnings.
[448] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Tokin would be funnier as Token.
[449] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Since he's a hobbit and all.
[450] ^ (OOC) Tokin: Idleman would be funnier dead.
[451] ^ (OOC) Idleman is like herpes.
[452] ^ (OOC) Idleman: You can't get rid of me!
[453] ^ (OOC) Tokin: You are now ignoring Idleman.
[454] ^ (OOC) Tokin: Easy.
[455] ^ (OOC) Idleman: You're lucky my FRA alt got eaten by the
inactive daemon, assclown!
[456] ^ (OOC) Tokin loves you too.
[457] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Poor Idleboy :(
[458] ^ (OOC) Esker: I miss him.
[459] ^ (OOC) Dorf: Afkman's gone, too. :(
[460] ^ (OOC) Tevildo: And Ihibernate seems to have gone to the Big
Sleep.
[461] ^ (OOC) Qfm: I mostly miss Irun's brother, Iwalk
[462] ^ (OOC) Dorf: Haha
[463] ^ (OOC) Esker: I also mourn the loss of Uzgood.
|GON| HP:140 EP:131 ll galthanil
Galthanil was nuked at 02:07 05/10/06
Galthanil the sindar Enchanter (Heroic)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 11d 17h 26m 42s
Info: Love is blind, but I think that dumb is what they had in mind
Nuke Reason: Grocely insulting the volunteer staff isn't wanted here.
[ 5:06AM ] Qfm: Did I tell you I created a character on some BDSM RP
mud
[ 5:06AM ] Qfm: It sucks!
[ 5:06AM ] Qfm: All they do is write carver-esque emotes and shit
[ 5:06AM ] Qfm: I wanted to be freaked out!
[164] ^ (OOC) Tsukasa: the people with the oil, didn't share
[165] ^ (OOC) Tsukasa: they let the other's candles go out, and they weren't saved.
[166] ^ (OOC) Idleman: But that's because they were Jews.
[167] ^ (OOC) Idleman: Not people.
[168] ^ (OOC) Paraiko: ahahahahaha
[ Chat ] Otoron: Scat told you: I am trying to get one of those pants
surnames though. Sillyslacks?
[ Chat ] Qfm: AHH
[ Chat ] Fimbu: Wtf, that's Otoron's :P
[ Chat ] Fimbu: It's funny that Fimbu is the ONLY surviving person
with a pants surname :P
[ Chat ] Qfm: I requested a pants name ages ago
[ Chat ] Qfm: But nooo
[ Chat ] Fimbu: No gays.
[ Chat ] Otoron: Haha.
[ Chat ] Fimbu: We said it from the start.
[ Chat ] Fimbu: No gays, and no mexicans.
Zelindo tells you: I somehow knew it was you auctioning those phials.
:P
tal
You tell Alexa: list
|GON| HP:103 EP:133 Alexa tells you: I have the following on sale:
Lot Seller Price Description Tag
#104 Idleman 100 - a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion BUY
IT ASSHATS
#105 Idleman 100 - a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion BUY
IT ASSHATS
A Grassy Knoll(s, n, nw, se, e and sw) [w]
|| HP:125 EP:76 look around for the motorcade
You don't see that here.
^ (OOC) Fernando: god! 5 years have passed, and the only thing
Quintin does to level and gold is kill bree guards
^ (OOC) Quintin: uh.
^ (OOC) Lolcano: hey hes graduated to erestor
^ (OOC) Lolcano: maybe in ten years hell make it over the pass
^ (OOC) Dylar: If he goes too far from Bree, people try to kill him
for being annoying for... what now? 3 years?
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Quintin doesn't need to get his own gold, he's
an internet poker millionaire, buddy
^ (OOC) Rathmar: He makes more by the time his hot pocket is finished
than you do all week.
Polk tells you: Know Rethe?
legend rethe
Rethe the sindar Enchanter (Moral)
Rethe is sleeping peacefully.
Not present in Arda. Gender: male
Age: 5d 16h 26m 40s
Can be mailed: Rethe@Havens
ROV HP:220 EP:135|
% Elk: yes
% Omicidio: Dont know :P go find out
tell polk Nope. Is it Reeth? :P
You tell Polk: Nope. Is it Reeth? :P
ROV HP:220 EP:139|
% Esteban: i got it,collecting money to prof change...
Polk tells you: no idea
tell polk That would be funny.
You tell Polk: That would be funny.
ROV HP:220 EP:143|
Polk tells you: lol yeah
The room stops spinning.
tell polk Then we could make a character named Rthee, and mock him mercilously.
You tell Polk: Then we could make a character named Rthee, and mock him
mercilessly.
[392] ^ (OOC) Dorf: Hey! Ainur! What the crap?!
[393] ^ (OOC) Dorf: An ugly orc invaded our guildhall.
[394] ^ (OOC) Crusaderr: Are you sure it's not Summerwind just
working on something?
% Tipper: if someone kills letina ill give them 30k
% Feyd: if you had 30k... ;)
% Draco: bull you dont have that much
% Tlaloc: What did she do to you?
% Tipper: yeah i do i swar
legend tipper
Tipper the silvan Accepted (Impartial)
On for: 8m 28s Gender: male
Age: 4d 5h 18m 50s
Can be mailed: Tipper@Bree
Info: Hey is for Horses...
ROV HP:158 EP:220| legend letina
Letina the silvan Apprentice Assassin (Moral)
On for: 1h 2m 23s Gender: female
Age: 2d 9h 31m 36s
Can be mailed: Letina@Combe
Info: I'll be the greatest fan of your life.
ROV HP:159 EP:220|
^ (OOC) Feyd: Tipper's money pouch looks empty.
% Tipper: its in my bank
% Tipper. Do you PROMISE?
% Kavin: Tipper. Do you PROMISE?
ROV HP:161 EP:217|
% Draco: then why arent you higher level if you have that much gold
% Tipper: just someone do it
% First you have to PROMISE.
% Kavin: First you have to PROMISE.
ROV HP:161 EP:214| % Then we'll do it.
% Kavin: Then we'll do it.
ROV HP:162 EP:212|
% Tipper: ill give you 5k tomorow and the rest ill give you monday
[ Glorglas ] Qfm: I think Miliken and Ciriol should party together.
[ Glorglas ] Ciriol: woo!
[ Glorglas ] Ciriol: oh?
[ Glorglas ] Qfm: That would be pretty funny.
[ Glorglas ] Polk: Why so?
[ Glorglas ] Qfm: Milk 'n Cereal!
% Esteban: legend rotfl :P
tell draco You about ready?
You tell Draco: You about ready?
LOT HP:220 EP:220| legend rotfl
Rotfl the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
On for: 40s Gender: male
Age: 32s
LOT HP:220 EP:220|
...
% Esteban: lol legend rotfl again :D
Rotfl suicided at 15:54 05/27/06
Rotfl the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
Departed from Arda Gender: male
Age: 1m 38s
Info: Rotfl has died of laughter.
[953] ^ (OOC) Fernando: someone broke into my car and stole the cd player
[954] ^ (OOC) Elk: that sucks.
[955] ^ (OOC) Akheron: some bitter FR, I guess
[956] ^ (OOC) Akheron: eye for an eye
[ Chat ] Fimbu: I'm off to bed
[ Chat ] Fimbu: Because we got a sleep room in my house recently
[ Chat ] Fimbu: And I need a lot of HP for tomorrow
[ Chat ] Fimbu: See you later.