Yarr, we be drydocked in Bree and restless, as pirates gets when they be away from tharr ship, when along comes a landlubber with a pretty ring! Yarr!
Boring.
Foraker > pirates/sailors/whatever the fuck you want to call yourselves.
*wince*
<3 Foraker
Bullshit
Corsairs aren't pirates. They're Sailors.
Hahaha! Foraker just pwned some ass! ...or should I say some pirates pwned some ass..
haha, butt pirates
Who remembers?....
''Wombat turns the corner into a dark, deserted alley.The only light comes from a flickering torch at the end of the alley. In the distance, he can see his ship, the Bethagan. He begins walking briskly towards it when he hears a footfall behind him. Whirling, he draws his rapier and takes a quick step back. Clothed in a flowing black cloak is a strange apparition. Suddenly, the cloak falls to the ground, revealing a short Dwarf wearing a g-string and carrying a whip. The Dwarf says: Hey there, sailor boy. My name is Serex. Looking for a good time?'
'Smiling, Wombat allows himself to be lead down the hallway by the pudgy Dwarf. Stopping at a door labelled '3A', Serex turns to Wombat and says in a husky tone: 'Are you ready?' Shivering with anticipation, Wombat just nods. Serex fishes a key out from his ample cleavage, unlocks the door, and leads the way in. Closing the door behind him, Wombat takes in his surroundings.....A bed, a lamp. Perfect.'
Wombat jumps from surprise as Serex dives towards him. He sidesteps and Serex falls to the bed. Winking slyly, Wombat says softly:
'Here comes the Captain' as he gently removes his shirt and advances towards the bed....'
Wombat begins sotfly running his hands over his companion's hairy legs, while Serex merely purrs and begins writhing on the bed, moaning 'with pleasure.''
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Now, I don't remember exactly where this came from. But maybe those pirates are the ones you should be reviling for mudsex Nam, not VC! So go fuck yourself. Thanks.
I'm with Korgan and Foraker on this one...
Nicely done.
I'm not a VC and I think it was unoriginal and boring. yay.
lol @ nam. ur funni
Of course it's boring to you Foraker, you're a Valacircan. Your idea of fun is having mudsex with 14 year old elves. The log wasn't about stealing a forged ring, I've stolen dozens. The log was about the hilarious escapades that are the lives of pirates. First a theft, then a swindle, then some landlubber tries to get one over on a pirate!
nice.! funny hehe
The theft isn't the main point, Foraker. It's the ensuing setup. That is the entertaining part, the theft part just shows what led up to the setup.
Boring to me. Stealing rings is not original or exciting anymore.
Flyden, I have your ring;)
One of the funniest reads I've had in awhile.
lawl
Everything...
AND my bloody ring!
Song, mystery, thieves, pirates, murderers... this log has it all!
That was indeed a good read.
Sure!
I've still got it, you want it?:P
Very entertaining! What happened to the ring?
I was just bored:P Any ring would do! Oh and it's really badly edited, so some of the stuff makes no sense.
If you got an ithildin or a mithril ring like that, it'd be nice. You did not, so it's not nice.
Haha.
that was entertaining. :)