Attempted arrest. Posting because it seems funny in my sleepy state.
The Mystery of the Disappearing Sword
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Starring: Dalkar and Obair
Co-starring: Leofa, Ioreth and Scorch
The plot: I was wanted, and didn't hide or anything since it was Durm-killing fines.
Loafing around and gearing up a couple of friends, when I got a few tells from Obair..
He shot his mouth a bit, not including tells here, so I figured i'd teach him a lesson
or two about fighting.
Gold: 137 Encumbrance: heavily encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A powerful bastard sword (wielded).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*A small knife.
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
*Blood of an Eldar swirls in a pentacle (worn).
*A commemorative token from the Event-2006.
*The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*Tevildo's tribute, a shining blue harp.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
*An ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe.
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
*A spellbook.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 222-=>
The guard peers about warily.
Guard says in some strange tongue: elf' be elf theohorn, bre rashyrne
arraf balrow.
Scorch enters. <--- who the hell is this guy
<=-HP: 230 EP: 222-=>
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You stand at the north gate of the Rohirrim town of Adornas. Rather,
you stand at what the locals call the 'north gate'; there is no gate here.
This is the northern end of town, the place where its dirt road gives way
to the rolling plains of western Rohan. The quaint town is to the south.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are south and north.
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
A dunlending vagabond [2]
A signpost
An eorling town guard [3]
Alexa tells you: sturdy armour is now on sale as lot 16, minimum bid 130
gold
<=-HP: 230 EP: 224-=>
Obair enters.
Leofa tells you: nod
grin obair
Obair tries to wrestle you to the ground and slap handcuffs on you.
Luckily, you manage to escape and begin to defend yourself!
A fight begins!
You are attacked by Obair!
You grin at Obair.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 224-=>
You scratch Obair.
Obair mangles you with extraordinary skill.
Obair looks at you.
l obair
You inflict massive damage to Obair.
Obair misses you.
This long bearded dwarf has broad shoulders and a barrel chest; a
puckered scar runs across his left cheek suggesting he's a fierce warrior
and has seen many battles. His long dark hair accents his piercing, light
blue eyes that shimmer in the light like silver. Arrays of weapons are
noticeable at a glance, and the thought comes to mind there must be some
hidden as well. The impression that he is nothing to recon with is very
apparent.
You see 7 Golden Braids interwoven into his long beard.
On his right shoulder, he has a tattoo of a mighty blade with a behemoth
wolf standing on it, howling. The words 'The Black Wolf' are inscribed
beneath indicating the rank of The Black Wolf, General.
You see a tattoo of a wolf on his neck.
Obair is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor
with 0 wins and 0 losses.
Obair has the look of a seasoned adventurer.
Obair has been solemnly blessed by Elves.
This person has the air of a scholar.
He is carrying:
A vial of vigour.
A pair of sheriff's handcuffs.
A magnificent engraved longsword (wielded).
A dwarven hauberk (worn).
A bloodstained cloak (worn).
A set of climbing gear (worn).
A pair of mail pants (worn).
A simple leather baldric containing a gleaming runed blade (worn).
An emerald shield (worn).
A dwarven mining pack (worn).
The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
A translucent black gem.
Rank insignia.
A commemorative token from the Event-2005.
A metal necklace (worn).
The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
An ancient, well-preserved book.
Obair's spellbook.
A black, hooded Meglivornth cloak (worn).
The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
You hit Obair very hard.
Obair misses you.
Obair charges at you with his sword, plunging the point into you!
^ (OOC) Orcoron:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9v_qIalXB_8&feature=Recent&page=9&t=t&
f=b
headbutt
You notice Obair sizing you up.
You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too busy to make an attack!
<=-HP: 167 EP: 224-=>
You are too busy to make an attack!
t leofa sp, come
You tell Leofa: sp, come
<=-HP: 168 EP: 225-=>
You hit Obair.
Obair misses you.
You miss Obair.
Obair wounds you with the sharp blade.
Leofa enters.
You notice Obair sizing you up.
party leader leofa
You miss Obair.
Obair misses you.
Guard says in some strange tongue: State goeo dern, halen be thuma.
Leofa becomes the new leader of your party.
<=-HP: 158 EP: 225-=>
You inflict massive damage to Obair.
Obair mangles you with extraordinary skill.
You notice Obair sizing you up.
t leofa hunt
Ioreth enters.
You tell Leofa: hunt
<=-HP: 139 EP: 225-=>
headbutt
You hit Obair.
Obair misses you.
You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Obair's nose.
<=-HP: 139 EP: 190-=>
Obair charges at you with his sword, plunging the point into you!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Spy says: The guards here are fools.
Guard stretches like a cat.
Ioreth attacks Obair.
Suddenly, Ioreth stabs Obair from behind!
Ioreth sinks the blade into Obair with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Ioreth staggers and grazes Obair, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
headbutt
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<=-HP: 97 EP: 190-=>
You hit Obair very hard.
Ioreth sinks the blade into Obair with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Obair misses Ioreth.
Obair misses you.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<=-HP: 98 EP: 191-=>
Obair drinks from a crystal vial.
Obair drops an empty vial.
You massacre Obair with incredible force!
Ioreth misses Obair.
Obair misses you.
Obair wounds Ioreth with the sharp blade.
You tell Leofa: hunt
<=-HP: 98 EP: 191-=>
headbutt
You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Obair's nose.
<=-HP: 98 EP: 156-=>
You massacre Obair with incredible force!
Ioreth cracks Obair's head with the flat of the blade!
Obair misses you.
Obair mangles Ioreth with extraordinary skill.
You massacre Obair with incredible force!
Ioreth misses Obair.
Obair DECIMATES Ioreth with a ferocious attack!
Obair misses you.
Leofa tells you: noddies
Party emote: Ioreth has hp: 139/190 and end: 83/190
merciful off
You miss Obair.
Ioreth sinks the blade into Obair with the blood curdling shout of a pirate!
Obair misses you.
Obair misses Ioreth.
Merciful is already off!
<=-HP: 98 EP: 156-=>
Party say from Ioreth: shied
You inflict massive damage to Obair.
Ioreth misses Obair.
Obair DECIMATES Ioreth with a ferocious attack!
Obair misses you.
The deputy's handcuffs snap into pieces, and you are free to escape!
You are attacked by Obair!
Obair tries to charge you, but trips and falls!
headbutt
Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Obair!
<=-HP: 98 EP: 121-=>
You graze Obair.
Ioreth misses Obair.
Spy whistles innocently. <--- You! I blame YOU!
You miss Obair.
Ioreth misses Obair.
Obair leaves south.
Leofa leaves south.
Ioreth leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The main street of Adornas(e, s, n and w)
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Obair Leesane the dwarf Archmage (Moral)
Obair leaves south.
Leofa leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The main street of Adornas(sw, e, s, n, se and w)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Obair Leesane the dwarf Archmage (Moral)
Ioreth enters.
headbutt
Obair leaves south.
Leofa leaves south.
Ioreth leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The post office of Adornas(n)
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Obair Leesane the dwarf Archmage (Moral)
A mail clerk
A wanted poster shows: Wanted! Dalkar
Party say from Ioreth: shield
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<=-HP: 98 EP: 121-=>
You massacre Obair with incredible force!
Ioreth cracks Obair's head with the flat of the blade!
Obair falls to the ground.
Ioreth shows mercy to Obair and only knocks him unconscious.
Obair removes a magnificent engraved longsword.
Obair drops a magnificent engraved longsword! <--- meh. thought it was in the corpse
You miss Obair.
shield ioreth
Party emote: Ioreth has hp: 85/190 and end: 84/190
You begin shielding Ioreth.
<=-HP: 99 EP: 122-=>
You inflict massive damage to Obair.
You killed Obair.
Full of glee, you raise Obair's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Obair has died.
Scorch enters. <--- the real villain! :P
store
Do: starting commands.
<=-HP: 99 EP: 122-=>
You grip your weapon with one hand.
You remove a powerful bastard sword.
Ok.
<=-HP: 99 EP: 122-=>
Leofa laughs out loud.
The ghost of Obair drifts north.
get sword form corpse
There is no sword form corpse here to get.
<=-HP: 99 EP: 122-=>
Ioreth falls down laughing.
l corpse
This is the dead body of Obair.
It contains:
Some gold coins
A dwarven mining pack
An emerald shield
A simple leather baldric containing a gleaming runed blade
A pair of mail pants
A set of climbing gear
A bloodstained cloak
A dwarven hauberk
<=-HP: 99 EP: 122-=>
The ghost of Obair drifts in.
Scorch gets a magnificent engraved longsword.
Scorch wields a magnificent engraved longsword. <--- da da da dummm!
The ghost of Obair drifts north.
wear all from corpse
dwarven mining pack : Failed!
emerald shield : Failed!
baldric : You wear a simple leather baldric containing a gleaming runed blade.
pair of mail pants : Failed!
set of climbing gear : Failed!
bloodstained cloak : Failed!
hauberk : Failed!
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
Ioreth goes WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Obair enters.
Obair gets an emerald shield, a dwarven mining pack and some gold coins
from corpse of Obair.
Scorch chuckles.
You say to your party: hunt scorch
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
You say to your party: hunt scorch
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
Obair drops an emerald shield.
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
Obair wears a dwarven mining pack.
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Ioreth looks at Scorch.
Gold: 137 Encumbrance: severely encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A simple leather baldric containing a gleaming runed blade (worn).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*A small knife.
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a powerful bastard sword (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
*Blood of an Eldar swirls in a pentacle (worn).
*A commemorative token from the Event-2006.
*The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*Tevildo's tribute, a shining blue harp.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
*An ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe.
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
*A spellbook.
Scorch leaves north.
Leofa leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The main street of Adornas(sw, e, s, n, se and w)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Ioreth enters.
Scorch leaves north.
Leofa leaves north.
Ioreth leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The main street of Adornas(e, s, n and w)
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Scorch leaves north.
Leofa leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The north gate of Adornas(s and n)
LOCATION : ADORNAS
BREAKS : some aliases
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
An empty vial
A dunlending vagabond [2]
A signpost
An eorling town guard [3]
Ioreth enters.
Scorch leaves north.
Leofa leaves north.
Ioreth leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Adornas road(e, s, n and w) [sw]
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Scorch leaves north.
Leofa leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
Western Rohan(e, s, n and w)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Ioreth enters.
alias something do something
Alias: something (do something) altered.
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
hbs
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
You should be nicer than that to newbies.
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
You can't do that.
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
Scorch is in perfect shape.
<<---=( PERFECT! (-> Scorch <-) is in PERFECT SHAPE! PERFECT! )=--->>
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
You should be nicer than that to newbies.
<=-HP: 100 EP: 123-=>
Scorch says in Westron: hi!
Scorch leaves south.
Leofa leaves south.
Ioreth leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Adornas road(e, s, n and w) [sw]
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Scorch leaves south.
Leofa leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The north gate of Adornas(s and n)
LOCATION : ADORNAS
BREAKS : random aliases
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
Obair Leesane the dwarf Archmage (Moral)
An empty vial
A dunlending vagabond [2]
A signpost
An eorling town guard [3]
Ioreth enters.
Obair tells you: return it
You say in Westron: Pass that, please
< hunting halfway to bree, but cant attack.. >
Scorch leaves west.
You become the new leader of your party.
Leofa falls down laughing.
<=-HP: 102 EP: 125-=>
Party say from Ioreth: omfg he just got away with mels
^ (OOC) Orcoron: Thought it might not be:P But still!
You tell Obair: Well, scorch got the mels
Party say from Leofa: who cares
Leofa giggles.
Ioreth boggles at the concept.
Obair tells you: get it from him
You say to your party: lets hit a sp
<=-HP: 103 EP: 126-=>
[ Azer has entered The Two Towers ]
Party say from Leofa: cant believe obair is soo silly
<=-HP: 103 EP: 126-=>
Party say from Leofa: your lreading
Azer tells you: *hints at sensuous adventures*
^ (OOC) Orcoron: Wait..of course not, we'd have heard about it years
ago:p
^ (OOC) Daggin: actually that's a bastardized version of a much better
mocked-up trailer someone had put online like a year ago
You say to your party: where are we? :P
<=-HP: 104 EP: 127-=>
l
This is the Old South Road, overgrown a bit and
untended for long years. This road once connected the
ancient realms of Arnor and Gondor but has seen little
use for many long years. Old wagon ruts have mostly
filled in with earth, and the road has become grass
covered on its edges.
The settlement of Druwaur is north.
The Old South Road continues west and southeast.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are east, south, north, southeast and west.
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Party say from Leofa: south road
Party say from Leofa: go north for bree
north
A well-used road(e, s, n and w)
Ioreth enters.
Leofa enters.
Party say from Ioreth: between adornas and bree
look
To call this a road is a little presumptuous. Rather, it is a
well-traveled track that has established itself as a main thoroughfare
for a great deal of traffic over the years. The grass of the plains of
Dunland has been eroded away by horse hooves, trampling feet and the
wheels of carts to expose the bare earth beneath to the elements. You
imagine that in poor weather, this track would become rather treacherous
to travel along. To the north you can see a large wooden wall surrounding
what seems to be a settlement of some sorts. An imposing wooden gate
looks to be the only way through the wall, where, coincidentally, this
road seems to be heading.
The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west.
Leofa Everlong, the dunedain of Lake Núrnen
Ioreth the dunedain Loremaster (Moral)
<=-HP: 105 EP: 128-=>
north
A well-used road(s and n)
Leofa enters.
Ioreth enters.
north
A well-used road(s and n)
Ioreth enters.
Leofa enters.
north
A well-used road(s and n)
Leofa enters.
Ioreth enters.
north
A well-used road(s and n)
Ioreth enters.
Leofa enters.
north
Azer tells you: *something sexily secret*
north
At a large wooden gate(e and s)
A signpost
A rugged dunlending guard [2]
Leofa enters.
Ioreth enters.
<=-HP: 105 EP: 128-=>
i
Gold: 137 Encumbrance: severely encumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A simple leather baldric containing a gleaming runed blade (worn).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*A small knife.
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath containing a powerful bastard sword (worn).
*A dwarven hauberk (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
*Blood of an Eldar swirls in a pentacle (worn).
*A commemorative token from the Event-2006.
*The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*Tevildo's tribute, a shining blue harp.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
*An ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe.
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
*A spellbook.
travelto bree
Ioreth looks at a signpost.
Party say from Leofa: guess not
< travel spam >
West Gate of Bree(e, s, nw, n and w)
LOCATION : BREE
BREAKS : random aliases
Scorch the eorling Orc-target (Impartial)
A town guard [2]
A big sign
Leofa enters.
Ioreth enters.
Travelto: Destination reached!
<=-HP: 107 EP: 130-=>
Party say from Leofa: seriouisly
Ioreth looks at Scorch.
Scorch sighs.
Leofa falls down laughing.
Eleanor enters.
You say in Westron: pass that to obair
<=-HP: 107 EP: 130-=>
You say in Westron: not mine
<=-HP: 107 EP: 130-=>
---- Curtain ----
Didn't see that poor sword again until after the mud crashed. A lot of us
would like to think that Scorch made himself a pile owning dozens of centipedes
with the sword, but reality isn't always quite as wishful. Never hurts to dream,
though!