Amusing Tidbits makes jokes.

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Fimbu [legacy]
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04 July 2006 00:00:00
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Some people laugh. The end.

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    09 July 2006 01:17:49

    You can mudmail me Tidbits, too, if you like!

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    Andron [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 22:26:07

    Now, I have to take up the cudgels for the poster:

    I enjoy these tidbits! They are something different on this page, are mostly better and more unique as other logs you get to read and they reflect - maybe in a not very representative way - the comm/tell/say/social/etc.-part of the game.

    I would miss it, so *thumbs up*

    If they might be less funnier...well, Fimbu (or the others) only can take what they get.

    *tip

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    Porphyria [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 16:48:44

    Exley - That's just a little thing called exaggeration. I used it to express my disdain towards Fine. Obviously Fine isn't the worst person in the world... I mean... obviously. How could you possibly have thought that's literally what I meant? That boggles my mind, honestly. If If someone said to you 'I just got chewed out by my mother/girlfriend/teacher' would you think that person was lucky to have escaped with their lives from the clutches of a cannibal?!? I don't get it, were you trying to be funny or something?

    I'll try to be more subtle next time.

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    Toram [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 15:35:17

    Actually... we -do- hold a monopoly on humor.

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 14:25:41

    http://logs.dyndns.dk/profile.php/Fimbu

    Someone's special.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 08:57:02

    Also sorry to be unspecific but when I said I don't know 'who I'm supposed to send this shit to', but I was referring obviously to the mail address. If anyone else can derive tolkieneer@yahoo.com from Fimbu's mudname/logs forum name only, well, you're special.

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 03:43:07

    Look. You want better tidbits, it's simple. Open a new txt file. Name it tidbits. Everytime you see something funny on the mud, copy/paste it and save it. Then mail it to tolkieneer@yahoo.com when you think you've got enough!

    Well, I thought they were hilarious..but then I did submit a lot of them:P

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    Sicarius [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 02:52:16

    Submit more tidbits, people, and more will end up in the end log.

    The fact that Fimbu's friends' bits make it in more than others might be because... hey.... WE TALK TO FIMBU.

    At least these are better than those cuban tidbits that make absolutely no sense.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    08 July 2006 00:53:55

    The Employment bit did make me laugh this time around. Otherwise, I usually just kind of smile and/or get confused and move on.

    And I usually send a few tidbits in, but most haven't made it into publication since ... three issues ago? *I* thought they were funny sending them in, but it's all subjective. :)

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    Exley [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 23:59:23

    I'm not bitter, just woefully unamused by the 'significant majority' of these tidbits. They used to be Funny (with the capital).

    Like these:

    ^ Shadowhand: Less reported [Fri May 3 22:44:11 2002]: People spreekilling..Makalevi, others. Help pleaes. MC only hope.

    %% story newcomer

    Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2

    Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana

    DIRECTIONS :

    1. Look into laughing eyes.

    2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

    3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

    4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl,working in and out until

    well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers

    5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover

    with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight).

    6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften,

    repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

    Notes:

    1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully

    before and after use.

    2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use.

    3. If cake rises, leave town.

    You ask Wandering girl about sex.

    Wandering girl looks you up and down, and deems you unworthy.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 22:17:11

    A bored me wasted 5 minutes to count (though I might be mistaked):

    Tidbits from FRA/SOTPOT/chat comms: 11

    Tidbits on from/about members of FRA/SOTPOT: 5

    Tidbits about FRA/SOTPOT: 1

    Rest: 14

    That's like 17 to 14?

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 22:04:57

    Actually, a significant majority of the tidbits featured here didn't come from the 'elite group' you guys are talking about. But, hey, people will always find things to whine about, even if they have to make them up on their own! A few bitter people don't bother me, and I sure as hell don't care what people rate the logs :P Email me or Otoron more tidbits! Thanks!

    Fimbunazon the Mighty

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    Pallasch [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 21:25:54

    Fine is a guy, dude.

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    Exley [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 21:02:33

    Porphyria: I doubt that someone like Fine comes close to comparing with someone like W. Bush, or Kim Jong, or a similar mover/shaker, in the category of 'Worst Person in the World'. I understand sarcasm, of course, but even so, and based on my limited interactions with her, I don't think she'd even be nominated for 'Worst Person on the MUD'. She's always been nice and helpful to me. That's just my opinion of her based on her friendly demeanor when dealing with me in the past. Perhaps there was something that Fine said that set this person off and made him/her say the 'suck my cock' bit, but that's still no excuse, and it's still a lame-fuck thing to say. I'd like to know the context of what was said before that tidbit.

    Concerning the Tidbits in general, I tend to agree with Myrddin here, although I rated it a 5 because there were five things in this log that made me laugh/chuckle (Grimscar's comment to Price is an example of a tasteful 'suck my cock' joke). When I read tidbits, I can't help but to see the same kind of popularity circles and mentality of high school kids. What's so funny about all those insider chats? And, believe it or not, FRA/SoTPoT does not hold a monopoly on humor. The funniest things I read in this log had little/nothing to do with FRA, SoTPoT, or your private-chat-what-ever-you-call-them, although the Arawn and Porphyria package bits were damn funny.

    Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that you can put a big, steaming pile of shit on a gold tray with fine silverware, expensive wine and served by a popular waiter, but it's still a big, steaming pile of shit.

    (Aside: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobic <---- is that actually a phobia of some kind? If so, wtf is it?)

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    Vazroth [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 19:49:14

    I fail to see see what's so hilarious about the fact I was sleepy and managed to spell 'surprise' wrongly. But each to their own, I suppose.

    And I agree that the tidbits have become very elitish and inside-only lately. Even though I'm part of the 'group' featured, I can still how they'd be unfunny to the general public, and to people who don't know the participants well. I think they'd benefit greatly from an increased variety of submissions.

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    Sicarius [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 18:53:35

    'I don't even know who I'm supposed to send this shit to.'

    Dammit, I was going to make fun of Myrddin for that little pearl but it seems Trempk has beaten me to it!

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 10:30:01

    Dunno what happened to my oppion, but my opinion is valued worldwide!

    Will save you making another comment: Myrddin = weak and clownlike

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    07 July 2006 04:53:15

    How the hell did the website not give much insight?! It explained it completely! You sir, are a moron!

    Goodday to you!

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 17:41:43

    It doesn't take a lot of sense to know who to send the tidbits to.

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    Logan [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 15:14:53

    Since when did anyone give a shit about Myrrdin's oppion anyhow, much less Rougans.

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    Toram [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 15:12:52

    Myrddin... you suck. Completely. I want to fight you. Let me know about it.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 14:00:39

    Regardless of what kind of person she is, that tidbit was more of a tidshit. And the website didn't really give much insight :P I don't think those were the injokes I was referring to. But meh. Some of this was funny, like Sicarius' guildcomms.

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    Porphyria [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 13:55:31

    Well, let me give you some context Myrddin: http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20050320.html

    Also, Fine is the worst person in the world.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 12:53:18

    Eg. the part with Fine and whoever was sending the tells was in extremely bad taste, not even funny, and sounded like a 12 year old kid who had run out of clever things to say.

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    Myrddin [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 12:48:18

    I usually enjoy tidbits but I rated this 1 for a couple of reasons:

    1. It shouldn't be in the all time top 20

    2. This month really wasn't that funny

    I personally feel the quality of tidbits is going down; it's becoming much more of an 'injoke' thing which is funny to the 10 or so people who make up the little tidbit gang, with less of the general comedy. I guess I should submit the funnier things I see but hey, I don't even know who I'm supposed to send this shit to.

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 09:52:20

    Ugh, way to take away the fuzziness of funny in my belly, you buzzkillers.

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    Tortuga [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 04:48:55

    you have to format in order to partition, too. i believe

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    Kilin [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 04:35:11

    deleting the partion is as good as formating the disk

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    Tevildo [legacy]
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    06 July 2006 01:45:13

    Isn't fdisk for partitioning, not formatting? Still funny, though.

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    Lazro [legacy]
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    05 July 2006 23:23:46

    This is what I told Azkrayel.

    You tell Azkrayel: you know how you asked someone how to get to pelennor fields from MT sp

    Azkrayel tells you: yes, why?

    You tell Azkrayel: pull your head out of you ass and you're there smart fuck

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    Kilin [legacy]
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    05 July 2006 03:59:47

    Dead sexy!

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    Sicarius [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 22:50:08

    I think Rougan decreased his rating from 2 to 1.

    Anyway, I am a tidbits stud.

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 21:55:10

    Nothing wrong with prefering the vag once in a while

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    Lazro [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 18:35:30

    :( Myrddin and Rougan, rate it higher. This was hilarious. Good job Fimbu and Otoron

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    Lazro [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 18:33:01

    Azkrayel tells you: do you know how to get to pelennor from MT sp?

    rotfl rotfl rotfl

    rotfl rotfl rotfl

    rotfl rotfl rotfl

    rotfl rotfl rotfl

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    Jin [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 16:00:56

    Seriously, why did Ravage get nuked? he isnt Exide :P

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 12:15:59

    It's always the same old dipshits that give tidbits a low mark! Myrddin, you humourless git! Rougan you typical KoDA lunatic! A POX ON YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES!!

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    Anglobin [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 08:42:53

    classic :P

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 04:58:23

    Nothing wrong with prefering the vag once in a while.

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 04:52:01

    As always, my sexy teammate Otoron deserves just as much credit as I for these Tidbits.

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    Zicex [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 04:12:44

    Haha, hilarious!

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    Arawn [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 03:35:55

    Hmm..yes. Good tidbits!

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    Sivion [legacy]
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    04 July 2006 03:28:03

    I don't often comment on any logs, but this made me chuckle:

    [ SotPotUASFoR ] Shamu: hello Garanola barrrr!

    [ SotPotUASFoR ] Garanol: touche, my ocean friend. :P

    :chuckles.