Hot Tidbits

Posted by
Fimbu [legacy]
Uploaded
09 August 2006 00:00:00
Type
Misc

If this log were an email, most of you would assume it was porn. No such luck. But I know some of you are touching yourselves while you read it.

Comments

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    Toram [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 17:21:28

    Wait, wait... did Rekthorne give an under-handed insult to FRA? Shame on you.

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    Paraiko [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 07:28:00

    And our pirate talk is full-assed. How dare you. How dare you, sir.

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    Paraiko [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 07:26:53

    Rekthorne isn't smarter than the average bear, though. And who the hell would hire me as their gigolo?

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 04:21:31

    'I'm smarter than the average bear!'

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 04:19:11

    Johnny Depp would play myself, Rob Schneider as Paraiko, and Macaulay Culkin would be Jaron. Yogi Bear would play Reckthorne, Booboo Bear would be Tarzan, and Cindy Bear would be Rambler.

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 04:12:53

    If this mud was made into a live-action movie. All of the beorning characters would be cartoons.

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    Tarzan [legacy]
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    13 August 2006 03:35:05

    Means all three of you are idiots.

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    Jabba [legacy]
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    12 August 2006 22:53:53

    It's a sign!

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    12 August 2006 22:39:40

    Paraiko, Trempk and me agreeing on something should mean something to you. It doesn't happen often.

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    12 August 2006 22:24:49

    Oh yeah! Well I don't respect you! I'd suggest you tone down that RAGE though, its unhealthy.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    12 August 2006 21:55:34

    Paraiko, your guild sotpot by far outdistances us in the jackasses and morons column, a bunch of retards who spout off half-assed pirate talk.

    And Trempk, nobody respects you due to the fact that you are a self-dilluted idiot that somehow manages to consistently ignore facts staring you in the face through logs. So stop wasting readers' time with your dribble.

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    Guruk [legacy]
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    12 August 2006 17:19:08

    Yeah, but they do have one thing, the R-A-G-E.

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    12 August 2006 03:51:14

    Plus they suck.

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    Paraiko [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 23:18:55

    Beornings have the worst and least innovative theme in the game. And many of the biggest jackasses and morons.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 22:04:00

    Man, I must have really hurt your feelings by putting two of your posts together.

    I have already said alright, what else?

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 21:28:23

    And when did Baklen become a huge joke on the MUD? I remember it being more of a slight chuckle.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 21:27:19

    All this coming from CoU which is the weakest guild/legion for sFR/ERs. If you guys didn't have a long history on the MUD I'd lump you in with the shite pile.

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    Altar [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 20:57:39

    And doing a hottie milf babysitter

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 20:46:34

    All that while doing 900 spins in his car.

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    Altar [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 20:14:38

    '*rolls* Rathmar, I finally coded my first website and started a journal! I actually got a 18 year old to sign my guestbook. Shit, I'm on my way to being a pure jackass pornaholic like my idol! Maybe by the time I reach thirty I can finally be rid of the two towers and only log on from work to chat with all my little pen pals I made over the years.'

    Maybe you heard of Baklen's new website.. The url is www.yahoo.com. He actually coded it in notepad while hand triggering the huntbreaks of some 5 man party he was killing.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 17:31:01

    Haha, alright, okay.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 17:27:27

    Yes, I defended my guild because it isn't 'shite-ass.' Once again, I am looking for your intelligent argument here by posting my statements.

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    Halbarad [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 08:54:41

    Scat. i liked your joke. i laughed quite hard. thank you for making my day somewhat funnier

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 08:33:41

    Oh, I got the sarcasm. I just found it ironic that first you asked for more 'shite ass' guilds to get disbanded, then flamed at Pallasch's guild when he said your guild is in the list.

    I didn't think I would need to explain it thoroughly though.

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    Kelos [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 01:40:46

    I don't get why slightly controversial posts are pulled off here...why is there so much censorship? It's a freaking forum, let people speak.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    11 August 2006 00:04:36

    I'm not sure what pasting my comments accomplished Jaron, perhaps you didn't understand the obvious sarcasm intended in the second post?

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 23:10:38

    Date: 10. Aug, 2006, 21:20:06 By: Rekthorne Remove

    I just hope the iceberg continues and plows into all the other new shite-ass guilds around. Kind of sad when you log on and see that 1 out of every 8-10 players(depending on when you log in) is a guildmaster now

    [new] Date: 10. Aug, 2006, 22:10:42 By: Rekthorne

    Ya, the only guilds that should survive are the ones that are full of dickheads who's only objective is to use their own made-up theme to annoy the rest of the MUD.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 22:10:42

    Ya, the only guilds that should survive are the ones that are full of dickheads who's only objective is to use their own made-up theme to annoy the rest of the MUD.

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    Pallasch [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 22:04:36

    Usually I find myself including Beornings in the category of 'shite-ass guilds'.

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    Rekthorne [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 21:20:06

    I just hope the iceberg continues and plows into all the other new shite-ass guilds around. Kind of sad when you log on and see that 1 out of every 8-10 players(depending on when you log in) is a guildmaster now.

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    Trempk [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 09:45:52

    What about Myrddiocy?

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    Dorf [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 09:09:06

    I thought we had something special, Fimbu. :(

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    Colven [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 04:56:26

    If only you knew the exten of his Myrddiocracy.

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    Shardik [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 04:10:13

    I think Myrddiocracy fits pretty well, Orcoron.

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    Toram [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 02:24:51

    God, I hope so. And, I hope the captain goes down with his ship.

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    Kelos [legacy]
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    10 August 2006 00:06:07

    Speaking of the Titanic, isn't NiA about to sink?

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    Lazro [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 23:50:48

    Yea

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    Sicarius [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 23:49:47

    Getting on Myrddin's side is like booking a ride on the Titanic. It might seem like a good idea at the time but is destined to end badly.

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    Orcoron [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 23:12:37

    Erm...Myrddiocraty*

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    Orcoron [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 23:11:35

    No! Damnit! Don't say that, repeat the chant! 'Down with Fidbits down with Fidbits!....'

    'Up with Myrddiocracy! Up with Myrddiocracy! Up with Myrddiocracy!'

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    Lazro [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 23:05:57

    Orcoron stop being gay :p Fimbu and his tidbits rock!

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    Qfm [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 21:12:17

    You know, thanks to that mail, a lot of you who normally lament not being in tidbits made it in!

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    Orcoron [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 20:12:55

    I support Myrddin in his Anti-Tidbits campaign! Vote 1! Remove Tidbits! Down with Fimbu, down with Fimbu, down with Fimbu!...

  • Author
    Sarys [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 19:07:40

    YOU BRING ME GREAT JOY!!!!!!

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    Colven [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 18:46:19

    I got a mail from Patoral?

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    Qfm [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 16:51:14

    *giggle*

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    Urkar [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 16:22:40

    Oh, and this was some great tidbits:)

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    Urkar [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 16:16:35

    *rolls* Rathmar, I finally coded my first website and started a journal! I actually got a 18 year old to sign my guestbook. Shit, I'm on my way to being a pure jackass pornaholic like my idol! Maybe by the time I reach thirty I can finally be rid of the two towers and only log on from work to chat with all my little pen pals I made over the years.

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    Kelos [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 12:18:57

    I liked the one about the patrol, lol

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    Fimbu [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 08:06:58

    As always, props to Otoron, my fellow Tidbits Master.

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    Deimos [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 06:05:51

    The one about Zidane is the best, rivals the Batman tidbit...

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    Jerf [legacy]
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    09 August 2006 06:02:32

    Perfect! Anything dedicated to Bakal and I even tho we don't play anymore is always gonna be good. Miss everyone!