If this log were an email, most of you would assume it was porn. No such luck. But I know some of you are touching yourselves while you read it.
As many of you may know... Your local Tidbits Master was recently nuked and then reinstated.
The circumstances surrounding these events are shady, and shocking and I do not wish to reveal
them to such a wide audience. Let it suffice: I was gone, and have returned, emerging from
my own ashes, mightier than ever. Some even might go so far as to say... Hotter than ever.
It is with this in mind that I dedicate these Tidbits to Bakal, and Jerf.
The founders of the now World-Famous orginization: 'The Hot Group'.
^ (OOC) Bakal: You miss ^I love penis.
^ (OOC) Bakal: Nevermind that.
^ (OOC) Jerf: hah.
^ (OOC) Paraiko squints.
Enjoy.
[551] ^ (OOC) Dirgon: somebody mind giving a newbie a hint?
[552] ^ (OOC) Transeu: Sure. What is it, Dirgon?
[553] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: Umm, sure. Watch out for autoattacking NPCs. They can be nasty.
[554] ^ (OOC) Mithe: lol
[555] ^ (OOC) Dirgon: while looking at this hole in Weathertop, I cannot figure out how to look in the hole
[556] ^ (OOC) Dirgon: for my level 5 quest
[557] ^ (OOC) Dirgon: i went through help commands, and am just not getting it
[558] ^ (OOC) Transeu: Oh, giving out level quest info is a big no-no... Even if it's just a hint.
[559] ^ (OOC) Dirgon: nods
[560] ^ (OOC) Transeu: Play around with the different ways of doing it. Try typing it in different ways. Look at the things in the room for clues about the command.
[561] ^ (OOC) Transeu: That is a general rule for everything.
[562] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: QI!!
^ (OOC) Premnon: How fast were you going?
^ (OOC) Baklen: Well he was doing 40 and I was getting sling shotted
^ (OOC) Skenda: whats water tubing?
^ (OOC) Baklen: so what double the speed?
^ (OOC) Baklen: 80 atleast
^ (OOC) Baklen: they said I did like 900 spins in the air then skipped
across the water:)
^ (OOC) Malorn: yeah that water ends up being pretty hard
^ (OOC) Azrylar: Stupid surface tension
^ (OOC) Baklen: Yah, I had to sit out for like 2hrs and drink beer:)
^ (OOC) Baklen: till I went again
Rathmar tells you: So this weekend I flew a jet fighter and did like,
it had to be 900 spins
Rathmar tells you: Then I banged this hot milf because she was all over
how hot I am
^ (OOC) Samir: I need to go see a priest and be touched by the 'hand of
dog' in my 'special place', now. :\
^ (OOC) Samir: God*
^ (OOC) Samir: I blame that on the rum
Ragothir tells you: i got drunk with my mom and sisters
You tell Ragothir: this sounds like an athin story
^ (OOC) Grimscar: So I'm sitting here in vegas..chilling in the
ultimatebet.com room, using one of their laptops
^ (OOC) Grimscar: just got done talking with humberto brenes and joe
hachem
^ (OOC) Balok: Did you meet Quintin?!
ROV HP:200 EP:200| find wormbanei
You can sense no such presence in Arda.
You tell Wormbaneii: i am sorry for your loss
[28] ^ (OOC) Scorn invokes Murphy and his sliced butter bread.
[29] ^ (OOC) Kalathen: Don't talk about Murphy like that, I miss him.
[30] ^ (OOC) Scorn: Murphy is everywhere.
[31] ^ (OOC) Kalathen: well he isn't in my guild halls so that's the
only place
I want to see him!
[32] ^ (OOC) Scorn: Why of course, Murhpy is not in the place you'd
wish for him
to be, that'd break his laws.
[33] ^ (OOC) Kalathen: oh stop it with your murphy's laws
[34] ^ (OOC) Scorn doesn't want to. :(
[35] ^ (OOC) Kalathen: the only murphy i care about is the sindar
archmage.
[36] ^ (OOC) Pallasch: He's a dwarf Orc-target now
You tell Benafyt: You should make your surname ", Friends with".
Benafyt tells you: What?
You tell Benafyt: You should make your surname ", Friends with".
Benafyt tells you: I don't understand what you're talking
about.. Friends with who?
You tell Benafyt: friends with benefits
Benafyt tells you: lol, you're crazy.
You tell Benafyt: its your name
Benafyt tells you: Hmm.. not quite.
You tell Benafyt: You chose it.
Benafyt tells you: You nose it.
You tell Benafyt: Ok, how many personalities do you have?
Benafyt tells you: I have but one.
Benafyt tells you: I'm just really random like that.
You tell Benafyt: oh, i see. you're one of those "really random
like that" kinda guy..
Benafyt tells you: Yea, sometimes I'm random.. but today, I
wasn't.
Benafyt tells you: I had a really rough morning today..
You tell Benafyt: That's enough. I don't want to hear about your
day.
Benafyt tells you: I understand..
# Petition Title Status #yes #no - #agedy #agedn new
233 Make Boffo lawless. withdrawn 23 18 1007 442
Petition created on 08/03/04 18:49:
*** Petition contents administratively deleted by Draugluin on 08/04/04 09:23
[ Aina Amarth ] Armand: ill make sure when I retire to log on once
every 6months just in case :)
[ Aina Amarth ] Schwarz: You won't retire till you start seeing your
kids play and get shit scared
[ Aina Amarth ] Armand: haha
You say in Westron: I mean imagine the ignonimy
You say in Westron: I would suicide if my kid pk'ed me
Ardnas laughs out loud.
Armand says in Westron: hahaha
You say in Westron: Most probably the jerk will party with Nasira and
gangbang me
Armand says in Westron: my father plays
Armand says in Westron: ore used to
You say in Westron: Did you ever PK your dad?
Dalkar says in Westron: ahahaha
Dalkar says in Westron: GROUNDED
^ (OOC) Mathias: Yes, cooking/baking/milling are coming rather soon. Sewing/dyeing are on their heels.
^ (OOC) Bahir: womans work
^ (OOC) Draugluin: Milling is the one I always forget.
^ (OOC) Draugluin: Probably because its milling ;p
^ (OOC) Carver: Any chance of something like hunting or woodcraft?
^ (OOC) Kestrelle: nothing on sale at laryn's right now - all us newbies are drooling for gear
^ (OOC) Mathias: Yeah. Oh, milling and harvesting.
^ (OOC) Akheron: any chance of a 'roleplaying' tradeskill?
^ (OOC) Mathias: Carver: There's plenty of chance for them. I just didn't make them already.
^ (OOC) Akheron: you could train it at carver
^ (OOC) Akheron: whenever he ventures out of his guild
^ (OOC) Kestrelle: rangers should be able to fight with both hands - a knife and a sword for example
^ (OOC) Carver: Only if I can go see Pirates of the Caribbean as a theme exercise first.
^ (OOC) Draugluin: Carver trains you to shut up, too. Try that one. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! :p
^ (OOC) Akheron: giasndfsa
^ (OOC) Akheron: ewagoijg
^ (OOC) Akheron: (see how tongue tied I am)
^ (OOC) Qfm: Wow, what's with this mail from Patoral
^ (OOC) Nildnab: whats best place to find airplane tickets at?
^ (OOC) Rianor: I would pay to see Mikah enter Paraiko
^ (OOC) Rathmar: A mail, from Patoral? Ooh.
^ (OOC) Qfm: He sent it to like 80 people
^ (OOC) Qfm: Subject: Megs
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Forward city!
^ (OOC) Rianor: He didn't send it to me:(
^ (OOC) Qfm: Body: 'what happened man?"
^ (OOC) Qfm: that's it
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Hahaha
^ (OOC) Qfm: The variety of people it was sent to is more amusing than anything
^ (OOC) Rianor: What the hell?
^ (OOC) Qfm: Tarik Banks Hypieran Esteban Maelvor Falathor Hart Frosco Dahlia Your Aslak Qfm Sirbobby Norric Gilstro Bojangls Korgan Memic Vheod Dorf Nathicana Impy Patoral Diar Wolfgang Delmor Rambler Balzamon Colven Rigor
^ (OOC) Qfm: Scapegoat Isabella Scat Merudo Meege Jennifer Jenna Azer Tingol Hawthorne Jubal Kilin Brasco Diedemir Anguss Zaegan Fine Dollie Paragon Thebels Zabel Hazardous Lalaith Shardik Valoc Tiss Emperor Fusco Orcsalot Lovely
^ (OOC) Qfm: Grimscar Ruok Idleman Azkur Premnon Halei Wilderuno Ravn Uzbad Letina Naeri Torfain
Lothlorien(e, s, n and w)
An elven patrol guard
An ugly Orc scout
LOT HP:168 EP:151|
You ask Elven patrol guard about intruder.
Elven patrol guard says in Westron: I have not chased anyone yet!
LOT HP:169 EP:152|
You say in Westron: I know that's not true!
LOT HP:169 EP:152|
You say in Westron: We both know very well that you only spawn if there's
someone to chase!
LOT HP:170 EP:153|
You say in Westron: REVEAL YOUR SECRETS
LOT HP:170 EP:153|
You violently shake Elven patrol guard.
LOT HP:170 EP:153|
You ask Elven patrol guard about intruder.
Elven patrol guard says in Westron: I have not chased anyone yet!
[973] % Oropher: Find Altar, please?
[974] % Belenaug: edoras
[975] % Dalkar: Edoras
[976] % Razey: what room?
[977] % Dalkar: Do I look like a wizard to you?
[978] % Razey Nods
[979] % Golradir: How was Altar getting into Edoras?
[980] % Dalkar: Camo, he might be a disguised sniffer.
[981] % Golradir: Oh likely. Yes.
[982] % Oropher: No wizards on can give us a room? :P
[983] % Dalkar: I asked him if he's a sniffer, he isn't replying.
[984] % Niko: who do you need a room for?
[985] % Oropher: Because I'm in combat with him?
[986] % Malorn: pelennor south road
[987] % Malorn: now where's my liquor
[988] % Oropher: What the hell does it matter why I need a room, you act like I'm asking for a pound of flesh here.
[989] % Malorn: oh better yet, where's my pound of flesh. raw please
[990] % Niko: what person(s) are you looking for?
[991] % Ragothir: Altar is in Harondor at Kadar. In the room: the local eatery.
ROV HP:200 EP:200|
% Oropher <3 Ragothir
% Malorn: oh so i gave you where he was and the room and you don't say
shit. fine. asshat.
% Niko: oops lol I just did a find on ragothir
^ (OOC) Jaron: Paraiko, do you ever make jokes about 9-11?
^ (OOC) Paraiko: If the opportunity arises in a nuke-free environment
^ (OOC) Scat: It's Paraiko. Of course they laugh.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: Seem I don't buy that words have any kind of power
^ (OOC) Paraiko: goddamn smal laptop
^ (OOC) Jaron: They might not have any power or effefct on you, but for
people that have been affected in some way because of that, they
might mean a great deal
^ (OOC) Jaron: Now of course being the sick loser you are, you probably
don't care.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: Jaron, I don't do it in an open environment
^ (OOC) Jaron: That's the difference between 'okay' and 'not okay', I see.
^ (OOC) Toram [to Draugluin]: If I aplogize, can my warning get removed?
^ (OOC) Toram: :D
warnings
Scat has no warnings.
^ (OOC) Scat: Oh!
^ (OOC) Scat: Scat has no warnings.
^ (OOC) Scat: Maybe I should make a 9/11 joke and kill two towers with one
stone.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: haha
^ (OOC) Arawn: Holy shit hahahaha
% Baklen: Damm evils wont attack me at osg
% Baklen: bastards
% Baklen: I just want a little blood, is something wrong with that?
% Baklen: Party at osg
% Baklen: Stripping
% Akheron: yarrr
% Baklen: You focus the magic of your ring into your battle strategy!
% Baklen: Ownage
% Baklen: Note to self, don't look at Cyber
% Gilstro: Then keep it to yourself :P
% Akheron: yarr, baklen does all of his best thinking aloud on the fr comm
% Baklen: Its boredom:(
% Baklen: and my other personalities that kick in
% Baklen: the whole storm bullcrap thing you know:(?
% Baklen huffs
% Baklen puffs
% Baklen and blows you all away!
% Baklen: owned
% Baklen: find mourngrym
^ (OOC) Malorn: has anyone other than a white man been pol?
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I was pol once and I'm black as a 20 year inmate
ROV HP:122 EP:22|
^ (OOC) Warrax: Crusaderr's jokes reveal that he watches every late
night tv show every day
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: because you can't be aware of stereotypes without
watching tv?
^ (OOC) Malorn: is the domain name still registered through brazil...
^ (OOC) Warrax: There's just a certain type of joke Crusaderr, like
celebrity references, etc.
^ (OOC) Warrax: I'm infamous like Paris Hilton left boob. HO HO HO
^ (OOC) Akheron: because you can't make jokes that cheesy and expect them
to be funny unless you're used to hearing a studio audience laugh at
them :P
ROV HP:126 EP:21|
^ (OOC) Warrax: that kind
^ (OOC) Warrax: Akheron put it nicely :P
^ (OOC) Crusaderr: I guess I should be a writer for a sitcom then
^ (OOC) Akheron: yes, that, or any profession that doesn't involve humor
ROV HP:128 EP:18|
^ (OOC) Warrax: You're not Jewish :P (audience laughs)
[134] ^ (OOC) Undertow: who won the world cup final, anyways?
[135] ^ (OOC) Erwin: Your mom
[136] ^ (OOC) Fofester: Zidane.
[137] ^ (OOC) Melkor: italy won. which is good because that means France lost. which is always good.
[138] ^ (OOC) Fofester: In my heart, Zidane won.
[139] ^ (OOC) Melkor: was it a good game?
[140] ^ (OOC) Fairgil: Zidane^s headbutt won.
[141] ^ (OOC) Andron: any clue what that Italian guy could have done to make Zizou react like that?
[142] ^ (OOC) Fofester thought it was pretty good.
[143] ^ (OOC) Melkor: 1:1, italy won on penalty shots, eh?
[144] ^ (OOC) Fofester: I heard he used some kind of racial slur.
[145] ^ (OOC) Bartoss: He said he didn't :P
[146] ^ (OOC) Fimbu: I heard he said, "Hey, bet you couldn't knock me over with a headbutt to the chest."
^ (OOC) Eaoden: I like how the SotPotUASFoR (sp?) gh is located on
'Skull Island'. *makes scary noises*
^ (OOC) Paraiko: Is it?
^ (OOC) Eaoden: yeah
^ (OOC) Paraiko: weird, it's called in the GH description Dead Man's Isle
[ 2:55AM ] Yun: This is funny, but I'm going to go have a drink and sleep
[ 2:55AM ] Yun: Night!
[ 2:55AM ] Qfm: fuck you goddamn leperchaun tiny penis ira bomber
[ 2:55AM ] Qfm: WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME
[ 2:56AM ] Fimbu: I don't know, but I don't like it :P
[ 2:56AM ] Qfm: where is this RAGE coming from god I feel like a beorning or somehting
^ (OOC) Scat: K, I thought I should warn you, Baklen's gunning for you.
^ (OOC) Haarr: Baklen says he can take fifteen Kharashes anyday
^ (OOC) Kharash: heh, that's cute :)
^ (OOC) Haarr: Baklen says he can take Kharash on with a wooden sword
while riding bill the pony
^ (OOC) Kharash: I don't think I'm that rusty, but who knows :P
^ (OOC) Haarr: He also says he pkills Kharash every day.. right before his
alarm goes off
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Baklen's a monster, Kharash
^ (OOC) Rathmar: The Storm is Coming For You!
^ (OOC) Kharash: I got pk'd once, so it's definitely possible.
^ (OOC) Haarr: You don't understand, Kharash
^ (OOC) Haarr: This is Baklen we're talking about
^ (OOC) Rathmar: You better start drinking your half a dozen eggs in
the morning if you want to train to beat this guy^
^ (OOC) Haarr: He's the Storm and you are a stranded cow
^ (OOC) Haarr: Baklen says one night Duke University called him to play basketball
cause they had an injured player, but he told them he wouldn't
do it cause of reboot
^ (OOC) Bartoss: How many of Baklen's stories are real? :P
^ (OOC) Haarr: They are ALL real
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Baklen got a call from Misha Barton to go to the
Grammys with her, but he said he was holding out for someone hotter.
^ (OOC) Adaron: Baklen got a call from God to destroy New Orleans for
him, but Baklen said THE STORM only works for big contracts, so God
hired Katrina instead. It's true.
Earedien set tinuviel the sindar Huntress (Moral)
On for: 17m 53s Gender: female
Age: 3d 21h 42m 38s
Info: dont kill me anymore
^ (OOC) Idleman: Hey, who was the wanker log page admin guy with the
level 1 alt again?
^ (OOC) Orcoron: Logomania?
^ (OOC) Gimzar: Eredor!
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Eredor, that's it
^ (OOC) Gimzar: Otherwise known as KRIMPATUL
^ (OOC) Gimzar gasps!
^ (OOC) Idleman: Once again, Gimzar for the win.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: omg wtf alt???
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: i was erebor?
^ (OOC) Idleman: Huh?
^ (OOC) Orcoron: You are Krimpatul?!
^ (OOC) Idleman: My assumption on that part was purely the poor
English,
to be honest.
^ (OOC) Kanol: Ditto
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: about me been eredor? if i was eredor i would ban
draugluin first from that page :D
^ (OOC) Paraiko: maybe he's surprised that you haven't succumbed to the
AIDS he wished on you
HP:220 EP:215 ^ (OOC) Gimzar snorts8 at Krimpatul The proof was in the
pudden bro.
^ (OOC) Idleman: In my country, we have anti retrovirals!
% Carver: I'm afraid this is beyond my province ;p.
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: thats not a country where you live
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Pudden, haha
^ (OOC) Idleman: Krimpatul, please rephrase.
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: is it alowed to swear on comm this days?
^ (OOC) Gimzar: Yeah
^ (OOC) Idleman: Depends on who's listening.
^ (OOC) Gimzar: Just use symbols for the really bad ones.
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: ok
^ (OOC) Marcus: Woot
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: Idleman suck my #($% you $%*#ing son of a $*%#
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: like this?
^ (OOC) Gimzar: Very nice!
^ (OOC) Orcoron: Awesome:)
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: woot!
^ (OOC) Gimzar: Now, let me introduce this cool comm report feature.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: hahaha
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: omg! noooo
^ (OOC) Idleman: Ooops. I used 'law report'
^ (OOC) Kanol: Not like a warning is gonna hurt him much
^ (OOC) Paraiko: it seems strange to wish AIDS on someone, and then ask
them for sexual favors
[ Chat ] Fimbu: Tradeskills are awesome :P
[ Chat ] Otoron: howso?
[ Chat ] Fimbu: S'fun to try to bake!
[ Chat ] Fimbu: And Lyra just made mashed potatoes!
[ Chat ] Otoron: ok
[ Chat ] Fimbu: Makes me just want to retire, join ranhoth, and aid
the blossoming of a farming/cooking/baking community.
[ Chat ] Fimbu: ...our first task, of course, would be to PK Dorf.
You steal some gold coins!
Your theft skill has increased due to use.
GON HP:210 EP:161|
You put 147 gold in your pockets.
skills
Common Skills:
Aim : 95 Attack : 95 Awareness : 98
Defense : 99 Dodge : 96 Fire building : 29
Riding : 15
Professional Skills: Other Skills:
Appraisal : 75 6th sense : 18
Locksmith : 86 Nature's grace : 1
Stealth : 99 Tactics : 17
Theft : 100
% Krimpatul: sup punks
% Rambler: <-------Bows to Krimpatul
% Vanion emote hands Akheron the Pirates' Guide to Grammar
% Nam: Yarr, it had better be full a pictaarrss
% Akheron use it for firewood
% Blaggen: make that beginners edition..
% Rianor: Grammarr!
% Akheron: only rianor and and garanol have their letters
% Dorf: Arr before yarr except after argh!
[140] ^ (OOC) Sicarius realises all that life has to offer.
[141] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: You don't know the history of psychology. I do.
[142] ^ (OOC) Sicarius falls down laughing
[143] ^ (OOC) Sicarius: Azen tells you: realizesd
That's all for tonight, kids. So, until next time: Keep having
[ Chat ] Jewel: so bored *twiddle*
[ Chat ] Jewel: gimme finds to do :P
[ Chat ] Warrax: pick a number between 1 and 10
[ Chat ] Jewel: 4
[ Chat ] Warrax: blah I was gonna guess it
[ Chat ] Warrax: nevermind