You know, sitting in the middle of the road, when a tiny car thinks he can pass up the giant semi. PS: These are incredibly lame descriptions.
Party say from Azkur: trig pallasch Party say from Azkur: to attack him Hellflame says in Westron: what NOw Azkur shares some gold with Cerol. Azkur shares 40 gold with you. Azkur shares some gold with Swiper. trigger Pallasch todo kill pallasch The next time you see 'Pallasch', you will do: 'kill pallasch'. [ HP:230 EP:222 ROH ] Azkur says in Westron: trig pallasch sense pallasch You focus your dark powers around you, and are able to tell that Pallasch is somewhere in the region of Gondor. You sense that Pallasch has a very healthy life energy. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch You extend your eye to view Pallasch's surroundings: A short corridor behind the bar. This leads to the innkeeper's private room, as well as the storeroom. To the north you notice what looks like a make-shift meeting hall. There are doors on either side of you, one leading east and the other west. The east door is closed. The south door is open. The west door is closed. The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west. [ HP:230 EP:202 ROH ] You don't see that here. [ HP:230 EP:202 ROH ] Hellflame nods. Party say from Swiper: at Kyreth now Party say from Azkur: who is that sense pallasch You focus your dark powers around you, and are able to tell that Pallasch is somewhere in the region of Gondor. You sense that Pallasch has a very healthy life energy. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch You extend your eye to view Pallasch's surroundings: This part of the street is dominated by the large gate down to the second level of Minas Tirith. There is less traffic flocking through than you would expect in a city this size. The worn cobblestones speak in mute testimony of busier times. Four guards stand on duty on either side of the gate, warily eyeing everyone who passes through. A foul brown haze covers everything. The only obvious exits are northwest, gate and southeast. A citizen of Minas Tirith A shady looking character [ HP:230 EP:183 ROH ] You don't see that here. [ HP:230 EP:183 ROH ] Party say from Swiper: innkeeper in gondor psay level 3. You say to your party: level 3. [ HP:230 EP:183 ROH ] Party say from Azkur: level 3 has inn? ' no, that's just where he was You say grymtastically in Westron: no, that's just where he was [ HP:230 EP:184 ROH ] Party say from Swiper: for a quest it is ' when I sened You say grymtastically in Westron: when I sened [ HP:230 EP:184 ROH ] Party say from Swiper: for the level quest in mt sense pallasch You focus your dark powers around you, and are able to tell that Pallasch is somewhere in the region of Gondor. You sense that Pallasch is to the southeast of your location. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch You extend your eye to view Pallasch's surroundings: You are travelling along the Great West Road, built to connect the kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor. It is the primary route of travel from Isengard to Minas Tirith. The Great West Road continues west and east. You see Amon Din southeast. The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the west. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west. [ HP:230 EP:165 ROH ] You don't see that here. [ HP:230 EP:165 ROH ] psay he's on grw You say to your party: he's on grw [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] psay gwr You say to your party: gwr [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Pallasch enters. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch glance You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Swiper attacks Pallasch. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Azkur attacks Pallasch. Suddenly, Azkur stabs Pallasch from behind! Azkur massacres Pallasch with incredible force! You skewer Pallasch ruthlessly, causing severe damage! Azkur misses Pallasch. Swiper tears Pallasch apart with gruesome efficiency. Pallasch misses Azkur. Hellflame attacks Pallasch. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch Hellflame clumsily shoves his bootknife deep into Pallasch. You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] shape Pallasch is in average shape. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Cerol attacks Pallasch. You demolish Pallasch in a blaze of furious strokes! Azkur hits Pallasch very hard. Cerol hits Pallasch hard. Hellflame misses Pallasch. Swiper misses Pallasch. Pallasch misses Swiper. Pallasch leaves west. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch Azkur leaves west. Hellflame leaves west. Swiper leaves west. Cerol leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Pallasch leaves west. Azkur leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. Hellflame leaves northwest. Swiper leaves northwest. Cerol leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, n, se and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Pallasch leaves west. Azkur leaves west. Hellflame leaves west. Swiper leaves west. Cerol leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Pallasch leaves west. Azkur leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Azkur looks at Pallasch. Pallasch resists an attempt by Swiper to leech his life! Pallasch leaves west. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch Azkur leaves west. Hellflame leaves west. Swiper leaves west. Cerol leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Pallasch leaves west. Azkur leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) A strong Rohan stallion [2] Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. Hellflame leaves northwest. Swiper leaves northwest. Cerol leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) A tan horse of Rohan A chestnut war horse You barely miss Pallasch. Azkur massacres Pallasch with incredible force! Cerol hits Pallasch very hard. Hellflame mangles Pallasch with extreme precision. Swiper misses Pallasch. Pallasch misses Swiper. Pallasch leaves northwest. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch Azkur leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. Hellflame leaves northwest. Swiper leaves northwest. Cerol leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Swiper reaches forward toward Pallasch and grabs him. Pallasch looks lifeless for a moment. Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, n, se and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Pallasch leaves north. Azkur leaves north. Hellflame leaves north. Swiper leaves north. Cerol leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Pallasch leaves north. Azkur leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Great West Road(e, s, n and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Pallasch leaves north. Azkur leaves north. Hellflame leaves north. Swiper leaves north. Cerol leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Pallasch leaves northwest. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch Azkur leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. Hellflame leaves northwest. Swiper leaves northwest. Cerol leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Pallasch leaves northwest. Azkur leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Pallasch NeoRayne the dunlending Crime Lord (Angelic) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. You skewer Pallasch ruthlessly, causing severe damage! Azkur misses Pallasch. Cerol misses Pallasch. Hellflame mangles Pallasch with extreme precision. Swiper tears Pallasch apart with gruesome efficiency. Pallasch falls to the ground. Hellflame shows mercy to Pallasch and only knocks him unconscious. Pallasch drops all his gold! Azkur hurts his neck attacking Pallasch! Triggered! doing: kill pallasch You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] Cerol hurts his neck attacking Pallasch! k pallasch You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] k pallasch You attack Pallasch. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] You barely miss Pallasch. Azkur misses Pallasch. Cerol misses Pallasch. Swiper misses Pallasch. shape Pallasch is near death. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] You attack Pallasch. [ HP:230 EP:166 ROH ] You barely miss Pallasch. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch Azkur hits Pallasch. Cerol misses Pallasch. Swiper tears Pallasch apart with gruesome efficiency. Pallasch has died. I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] k pallasch I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] k pallasch I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] l You are travelling along the Great West Road, built to connect the kingdoms of Rohan and Gondor. It is the primary route of travel from Isengard to Minas Tirith. The rich, green plains of Rohan surround you. The Great West Road continues northwest and southeast. You see the river Snowbourn north. The sky is dark blue and a yellow glow comes from the west. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are east, south, northwest, north, southeast and west. The ghost of Pallasch Corpse of Pallasch Some gold coins Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Triggered! doing: kill pallasch [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] g I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] Do: starting commands. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] a golden amulet : Ok. a golden amulet : Ok. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] There is nothing in the corpse to get. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] There is no baldric 2 here. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] There is nothing in the corpse to get. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] corpse of Pallasch : Triggered! doing: kill pallasch The corpse is too big. some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] corpse of Pallasch : Too bulky. some gold coins : Ok. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] Do: Commands completed. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] You put 3407 gold in your pockets. Pallasch boggles at the concept. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] Swiper goes, "Aww!". Swiper goes, "Aww!". Swiper goes, "Aww!". Swiper goes, "Aww!". Pallasch says in Westron: sad Triggered! doing: kill pallasch I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] Swiper laughs out loud. psay Rats, I didn't get the kill. You say to your party: Rats, I didn't get the kill. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] The ghost of Pallasch drifts north. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch You don't see that here. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] Azkur leaves northwest. Hellflame leaves northwest. Swiper leaves northwest. Cerol leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Great West Road(e, s, se and w) [ne, nw and n] Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Swiper says in Westron: fucker Cerol snickers insanely. The ghost of Pallasch drifts in. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:167 ROH ] The ghost of Pallasch drifts west. Azkur leaves east. You follow your leader east. Rohan Plains(e, s and w) [ne, nw and n] Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Azkur leaves west. Hellflame leaves west. Swiper leaves west. Cerol leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s, se and w) [ne, nw and n] Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Azkur leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Great West Road(e, s and w) [ne, n and w] Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. % You put 3407 gold in your pockets. %% Mourngrym: You put 3407 gold in your pockets. [ HP:230 EP:164 ROH ] Azkur leaves west. Hellflame leaves west. Swiper leaves west. Cerol leaves west. You follow your leader west. Approaching Edoras(e, s, n and w) [sw and ne] Cerol Aláennia the dunedain Drunken Sleeper. Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Hellflame Destructo the uruk-hai Leader of the Hunt Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Azkur leaves south. You follow your leader south. The north gate(e, s, n and w) [n and w] Azkur the dwarf Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A war-horn A campfire (burning) A signpost A hitching post Cerol enters. Swiper enters. Hellflame enters. Party say from Azkur: haha The ghost of Pallasch drifts in. Triggered! doing: kill pallasch I think the poor ghost has suffered enough. [ HP:230 EP:165 ROH ] Party say from Swiper: lol % I totally win. %% Mourngrym: I totally win.