The Gangbang Chronicles

Posted by
Dalkar [legacy]
Uploaded
05 November 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Three logs in one! Warning: Do not read if monochrome tones, gangbanging or mild homoerotic connotations offend you. Parental discretion is advised.


I was bored.

This epic begins when Laon and I see Fusion wanted! Hoping he'd have uniques and cackling to ourselves, we zip over to bree where he is after picking up Letina... why would we have a hunter to arrest, you ask? I don't know! But, she came in bloody useful. To our chargin, we get a find saying Fusion is in a cell... so we sprint to bywater. Three seconds and two headbutts later, Fusion is summarily legended.

Time for a flashback.

A short while earlier, Hunty had reported me twice for attempted murder - once for a messed up attempt to set him on fire, the second for a successful attempt. In the course of neither attempt did he die, fortunately or unfortunately. Depends on your school of thought, doesn't it? And, he doesn't withdraw the reports. I summarily go wanted, as is my habit of not paying fines to people who don't deserve the money, and he steals my healing gold. Now, I'd tolerated everything uptil then.. but stealing my healing gold? Oh dear. Hence and henceforth, he was introduced to my hitlist.

These are my war crimes, so ye shall judge me, Arda!


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---- Hunty gets grumpy ----

Starting Lineups:

Home
~~~~
1. Letina                               
2. Laon
3. Dalkar
4. a many-tailed whip
5. a blonde head wielded by Laon

Away
~~~~
1. Hunty

Toss won by: Letina 
Side Selection: Winning

Tosser: Hunty

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ll hunty
Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral) 
On for:  2h 27m 49s                       Gender: male
Age: 2d 16h 11m 50s                       
Can be mailed: Hunty@Buckland
Info: Never trust a thief!                Hrafn Jugend  
<=-HP: 230 EP: 201-=>
% Elk: are you still going on about roika?
Party say from Laon: who got deathblow?

At this point, an introduction is clearly necessary!
However, you can look upwards, around ten lines, and refer to the introduction already present there!

You say to your party: actually
<=-HP: 230 EP: 202-=>
Hunty enters.
Hunty leaves east.
You say to your party: hold on
<=-HP: 230 EP: 202-=>
Hunty enters.
south
south
south
The Greenway(se, e, s, ne, n, nw and w)
<=-HP: 230 EP: 202-=>
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
% Detrid: why? what happened?
You tell Laon: 3s
<=-HP: 230 EP: 203-=>
% Elk: she deainured.
Laon enters.
Letina enters.
% Elk: some weeks ago
Letina blahs.
Laon arcs an eyebrow quizzically at you.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 203-=>
% Detrid: i never knew :P
Laon gets the idea in his thick skull and gives an 'AH' of comprehension.
Hunty tells you: come to fat elf and pro me/go busy?      <--- why, how nice of you to ask!!
Letina says in Westron: he stole mine
You say to your party: want to take him down?
<=-HP: 230 EP: 204-=>
Party say from Laon: who?
Party say from Laon: Hunty?
t hunty Okay, whats dirs to fat elf?
You tell Hunty: Okay, whats dirs to fat elf?
<=-HP: 230 EP: 205-=>
You say to your party: nod
<=-HP: 230 EP: 205-=>
Party say from Letina: he stole mine, that bitch
Hunty tells you: 10w,10n
Party say from Laon: I think he knows his way around bree:P
You say to your party: lets do him?
<=-HP: 230 EP: 205-=>
Letina becomes the new leader of your party.
Hunty tells you: 10w,9n to MY POSITION                  <---- SIR YES SIR
Hunty tells you: from bree sp
You say to your party: hang on
<=-HP: 230 EP: 206-=>
Ultimus enters, leading a horse [packed].
Ultimus leaves north, leading a horse [packed].
Laon nods.
You say to your party: i know where he is
<=-HP: 230 EP: 206-=>
Laon looks at a metal necklace.
You tell Hunty: Ok, hold on, omw
<=-HP: 230 EP: 207-=>
You say to your party: we gotta rape him real quick
<=-HP: 230 EP: 207-=>
Letina looks at Laon.
Hunty tells you: cheers hes a fucker, i need exp:P
<=-HP: 230 EP: 207-=>
Party say from Laon: Fusion told you: pay up
Laon snickers insanely.
alias x whip hunty
Alias: x (whip hunty) altered.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 208-=>
Letina laughs.
You say to your party: ok, laon and Let.. hunty is 10w,9n of bree
<=-HP: 230 EP: 209-=>
Letina says, "Ok!".
You say to your party: hunt him and trig inn
<=-HP: 230 EP: 209-=>
wh
Party say from Letina: go now?
do ignite crystal, ignite crystal 2
The tips of many tails light up and course together!
The whip of the Balrog bursts into evil flame!
The whip immolates itself in your hand!  You hear the cackle of Melkor!
You wield your whip.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Law Reminder: You have 55 minutes to answer your subpoena.
Do: starting commands.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
You don't see crystal 2 to light.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Do: Commands completed.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Party say from Laon: can we take him in 19 rooms? :P      <---- I AM TIRED OF YOUR PRECISE ROOM COUNTS
Lysander enters.
Lysander leaves north.
Hunty tells you: TAKE UR TIME LOL
You say to your party: lets freakin try, stab, headbutts, whip    <--- stab? pah, no need for such nonsense!
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Party say from Laon: nod
You say to your party: trig inn, peoples
<=-HP: 230 EP: 211-=>
Party say from Laon: lets go for it :)
You say to your party: go
<=-HP: 230 EP: 211-=>
Party say from Letina: do i attack?
You say to your party: if you want
<=-HP: 230 EP: 211-=>
Letina leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Greenway(se, e, s, ne, n, nw and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
West Gate of Bree(e, s, n, nw and w)
LOCATION : BREE
BREAKS   : bbre1  bbre2  bbre3
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Lysander the silvan Pathfinder (Angelic)
 A bowl with a lid [2]
 A town guard [2]
 A big sign
Letina leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, s, n, w and se)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Simon sits here looking very sad
Laon enters.
Letina leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, s, n, nw and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 An old gossiper [25 rumours, 25 new]
Laon enters.
Letina leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Great East Road(e, sw, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s and n) [sw, nw and w]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The plains near a flour mill(e, mill, s and n) [sw, nw and w]
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
By a tumbledown cottage(e, s, cottage and n) [sw, nw and w]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s and n) [sw and w]
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Letina leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
Laon enters.
Letina leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [nw]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
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Letina leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s and n) [nw and w]
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
 A bowl with a lid [3]
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
Laon enters.
You are no longer shielding Hunty.          <--- Lull them into a false sense of security...
You attack Hunty.
You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Hunty's nose.   <--- And concuss them.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 177-=>
hbs
Laon attacks Hunty.
You crack Hunty with tails wrapping and burning.
You smell burning flesh as the divine evil engulfs Hunty in a blazing inferno!
Hunty misses Laon with an obviously ill-timed strike.
Laon misses Hunty.
You attack Hunty.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 177-=>
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [nw]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
 A large brown rabbit perks its ears as you draw closer
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon enters.
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon enters.
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s and n) [sw and w]
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon enters.
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
By a tumbledown cottage(e, s, cottage and n) [sw, nw and w]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The plains near a flour mill(e, mill, s and n) [sw, nw and w]
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon enters.
Hunty leaves south.
Letina leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s and n) [sw, nw and w]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Hunty!
Hunty leaves east.
Letina leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon enters.
Hunty leaves east.
Letina leaves east.
Laon leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Hunty leaves east.
Letina leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Great East Road(e, sw, s, n and w)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
Laon enters.
Hunty leaves east.
Letina leaves east.
Laon leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Great East Road(e, s, ne, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Letina the silvan Lady Death (Moral)
 Hunty the hobbit Accomplice (Immoral)
You hit Hunty with a horrid crack.
The dark power of Angband envelops Hunty in a wreath of evil flame!
Burning tails envelop Hunty and slay him with searing gledes.
You killed Hunty.
    Full of glee, you raise Hunty's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Hunty has died.
The ghost of Hunty drifts east.
Laon gets some gold coins from corpse of Hunty.
Outlaw enters.
Outlaw leaves east.
Laon gets a Numenorean cutlass, a goblin backpack, a simple leather
     baldric, a silver ring and a dark cloak from corpse of Hunty into a
     leather scout ruck.
Letina looks at Corpse of Hunty.
Party say from Laon: whee
% Laon: Legend hunty :)
Party say from Letina: wheres my vov?
l corpse
This is the dead body of Hunty.


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---- The empire of the ALAVIR ----

MISSION PARAMETERS:
Target, designated Alavir, sighted aiding and being aided by codename Butterfingers (alias Ravathir) and other random piglike race. Soon after, target makes wisecracks on FR comm, and commences usual overcover espionage. Special team of elite crack troops assembled from BkD, Beornings, and AA. BkD tanker armed with 0.50 cal MELS designated to lead strike force.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
Eliminate piglike race spy. 

MISSION BRIEFING:
Use extreme prejudice. Mandatory use of Sailor's Cutlass also specified. Contact optional.

SQUADRON DETAILS:
Ltn.  Mirnac
Maj.  Dalkar
Sgt.  Gilstro
Cpt.  Curr  

Fld Mshl. a many-tailed whip
Brig gen. Sailor's Cutlass
Colonel.  0.50 MELS

---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----

Mirnac enters.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 209-=>
Mirnac invited Gilstro to join his party.
Mirnac snickers insanely.
You say in Westron: form
<=-HP: 230 EP: 209-=>
Gilstro joins Mirnac's party.
Mirnac invited you to join his party.
party join mirnac
You join Mirnac's party.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 209-=>
Mirnac invited Curr to join his party.
Curr joins Mirnac's party.
Gilstro begins protecting you.
party protect
Mirnac     : You begin protecting Mirnac.
Gilstro    : You begin protecting Gilstro.
Curr       : You begin protecting Curr.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Mirnac begins protecting you.
^ (OOC) Grimrod: I will have my eyes shut the whole time, so I won't
     actually KNOW I've left Bree.
Mirnac looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
do ignite crystal, ignite crystal 2
Curr begins protecting you.
Do: starting commands.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
You see more than one crystal.  Using the first of the following:
  on your person: a crystal (worn)
  on your person: a crystal (worn)
You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow.
You hold the crystal in the palm of your hand and it starts to glow.
Do: Commands completed.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Mirnac says, "Ok!".
Party say from Mirnac:  where he now?
You say to your party: aight
<=-HP: 230 EP: 210-=>
Mirnac whips a magnificent engraved longsword from a sturdy leather baldric with a whisk of menace!
Mirnac wields a magnificent engraved longsword.
cackle
You throw your head back and cackle with glee.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 211-=>
l whip
    This is a many-tailed whip with steel set into the tips of the 
tails.  Rumor has it that this is the preferred weapon of a Balrog.
This weapon is said to ignite when wielded by one of the Valaraukar
and cause additional fire damage.  The handle is studded and firm,
and the tails are loose and well-oiled, of a form of leather you have
never seen before.  You feel the strong urge to whip your enemy with
this fearsome tool.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 211-=>
Gilstro grins.
Party say from Mirnac:  he at sign?
Gilstro removes Gorynytch, the dragon sword.
Gilstro stores Gorynytch, the dragon sword in a wide swordbelt with a scimitar sheath.
merciful off
Gilstro whips Gorynytch, the dragon sword from a wide swordbelt with a scimitar sheath with careless ease.
Gilstro wields Gorynytch, the dragon sword.
Party say from Curr: maybe
Merciful is already off!
<=-HP: 230 EP: 211-=>
Gilstro says in Westron: rawr
You say to your party: good wilderness?
<=-HP: 230 EP: 212-=>
You say to your party: and, watch for backhunt
<=-HP: 230 EP: 212-=>
Party say from Mirnac:  nope :( It dropped to 22 :(
party say $HIG$arg
You say to your party: arg
Party say from Mirnac:  25 even :)
You say to your party: we can always try
Party say from Mirnac:  leets do that :)
Party say from Gilstro: ready.
Party say from Curr: if we do it let's do it
You say to your party: nod
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
Mirnac leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Mirnac leaves south.
Curr leaves south.
Gilstro leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Outside Rhosgobel(se, e, sw, s, n, cave and w)
LOCATION : RHOSGOBEL
BREAKS   : brhos1  brhos2  brhos3
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 A swift hawk
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 Letina the dwarf Lady Death (Moral)
 A ship shaped key
 A signpost
j
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
j
j
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
hbs
Mirnac attacks Alavir.
Suddenly, Mirnac stabs Alavir from behind!
Mirnac DECIMATES Alavir with a ferocious attack!
Mirnac misses Alavir.
You send tails flying at Alavir, but they miss their mark.
You miss Alavir.
Alavir misses Mirnac.
hbs
Curr attacks Alavir.
Curr quickly thrusts his forehead into the bridge of Alavir's nose.
You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
You can't do that.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
Curr leaves north.
Gilstro leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 A brand (burned out)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
Curr leaves north.
Gilstro leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
hbs
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
Curr leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
Curr leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
hbs
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
Grimbeorn's House(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
You can't do that.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
Curr leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The landing(e, cave and u) [s, nw and w]
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
hbs
You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
You can't do that.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
You move in close to attack, but fail to connect due to poor timing.
You can't do that.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 214-=>
hbs
Mirnac misses Alavir.
You crack Alavir with tails wrapping and burning.
Alavir misses Mirnac.
Curr misses Alavir.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Grimbeorn's House(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 A brand (burned out)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
j
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
Curr leaves south.
Gilstro leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
You pull Alavir closer to you and headbutt him square in the face.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
j
j
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
Curr leaves south.
Gilstro leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Outside Rhosgobel(se, e, sw, s, n, cave and w)
LOCATION : RHOSGOBEL
BREAKS   : brhos1  brhos2  brhos3
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 A swift hawk
 Letina the dwarf Lady Death (Moral)
 A ship shaped key
 A signpost
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
hbs
Mirnac misses Alavir.
You hit Alavir striking and immolating with multiple tails!
You set Alavir aflame with the fiery whip of Angband!
Alavir misses Mirnac.
Curr misses Alavir.
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
Mirnac runs at Alavir with the point of his sword, running his opponent through!
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
Curr leaves north.
Gilstro leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 A brand (burned out)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Mirnac leaves north.
Curr leaves north.
Gilstro leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
Curr leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
Curr leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
Grimbeorn's House(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
^ (OOC) Grimrod: thanks Etrius!
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
Curr leaves west.
Gilstro leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves west.
Mirnac leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The landing(e, cave and u) [s, nw and w]
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
hbs
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [sw]
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
hbs
hbs
You send tails flying at Alavir, but they miss their mark.
Curr staggers and grazes Alavir, leaving a line of blood from a shallow cut.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
Grimbeorn's House(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Mirnac leaves east.
Curr leaves east.
Gilstro leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
j
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 A brand (burned out)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
Curr leaves south.
Gilstro leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Gilstro attacks Alavir.
Gilstro gets a wild look in his eyes, then smashes his head into Alavir!
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
j
j
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
Gilstro enters.
Curr enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Mirnac leaves south.
Curr leaves south.
Gilstro leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
Outside Rhosgobel(se, e, sw, s, n, cave and w)
LOCATION : RHOSGOBEL
BREAKS   : brhos1  brhos2  brhos3
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 Alavir the eorling Kingpin (Demonic)
 A swift hawk
 Letina the dwarf Lady Death (Moral)
 A ship shaped key
 A signpost
Alavir drops an elf-skin bota from a bloodstained cloak.
Alavir opens an elf-skin bota.
Alavir drinks from an elf-skin bota.
Alavir drinks from an elf-skin bota.
Alavir drinks from an elf-skin bota.
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
j
j
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
You hit Alavir striking and immolating with multiple tails!
Gilstro slashes Alavir slicing and gashing with the flamy blade.
Alavir falls to the ground.
Alavir is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You decide to put Alavir out of his misery.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
Gilstro puts Alavir out of his misery.
Curr attacks Alavir.
hbs
You decide to put Alavir out of his misery.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
You decide to put Alavir out of his misery.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
You attack Alavir.
You decide to put Alavir out of his misery.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 179-=>
You send tails flying at Alavir, but they miss their mark.
Burning tails envelop Alavir and slay him with searing gledes.
You killed Alavir.
    Full of glee, you raise Alavir's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Alavir has died.
Gilstro gets a leather scout ruck, a simple leather baldric and two
     simple-looking necklaces from corpse of Alavir into an Orc courier
     pack.
do get all from corpse into pack, get all from corpse
^ (OOC) Grimrod: our biggest donator so far :)
Do: starting commands.
There is no corpse 2 here.
some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed.
a finely-shaped pearl carapace : The carapace is too bulky and awkward for you to do that.
a pair of mail pants : Ok.
a dwarven deathmask : Too bulky.
a pair of armoured gloves : Too bulky.
a crystalline shield : Too bulky.
a bloodstained cloak : Ok.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
There is no corpse 2 here.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
There is no sheath 2 here.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
some gold coins : Ok.
a finely-shaped pearl carapace : Too heavy.
a dwarven deathmask : Too heavy.
a pair of armoured gloves : Your hands are full!
Failed.
a crystalline shield : Your hands are full!
Failed.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
Do: Commands completed.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
The ghost of Alavir drifts south.
Curr gets a dwarven deathmask from corpse of Alavir into a dwarven
     mining pack.
You put 194 gold in your pockets.
Mirnac gets a pair of armoured gloves from corpse of Alavir into an Orc
     courier pack.
The ghost of Alavir drifts in.
The ghost of Alavir drifts west.
Gilstro removes Gorynytch, the dragon sword.
Gilstro stores Gorynytch, the dragon sword in a wide swordbelt with a scimitar sheath.
Gilstro gets a finely-shaped pearl carapace from corpse of Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
Curr removes a sailor's cutlass.
Curr puts a sailor's cutlass into a studded leather baldric.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 180-=>
Curr gets a crystalline shield from corpse of Alavir.
The ghost of Alavir drifts in.
Letina says in Westron: oh snap
Mirnac removes a magnificent engraved longsword.
Mirnac puts a magnificent engraved longsword into a sturdy leather
     baldric.
The ghost of Alavir drifts south.
^Alavir
^ (OOC) Dalkar: Alavir
<=-HP: 230 EP: 175-=>
Alavir enters.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 175-=>
% Curr: legend alavir
^ (OOC) Mirnac: legend alavir
Letina looks at Corpse of Alavir.
Party say from Mirnac:  double?
Party say from Gilstro: move
l corpse
This is the dead body of Alavir.

travel spam

LOCATION : THRANDUILS
 Gilstro Greyshield the dwarf (Heroic)
 Curr the edain Unadorned (Self-Consciously Angelic)
 Mirnac Curlybeard the dwarf Warlord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Your party has been disbanded.
Mirnac leaves northeast.
Curr says, "Ok!".
Gilstro goes "Woo!".
Gilstro tips his hat.
t mirnac Sweet :)
Gilstro leaves northeast.
Mirnac tells you: :)
<=-HP: 230 EP: 177-=>
Curr goes "Woo!" at you.
Curr leaves south.
You tell Gilstro: Awesome :)
Gilstro tells you: woot :)
You tell Premnon: Ear :)
Curr tells you: do you have a kit?

The party disbands after much hilarity at the dead one's expense, and the stalwart Curr expresses a desire to take a memento of the battle. Unfortunately, he is out of luck this day.


**************************************************************************
HALF AN HOUR LATER!!

---- The return of the ALAVIR ----

Starring: Daywalker, Dalkar, Laon, Thargos, the old ford, a many-tailed whip.

Directed by: Daywalker

Produced by: Dalkar

Casting: Dalkar and Daywalker

Special Effects: a many-tailed whip

----- ---- ---- ---- ---- ---- ----                         

SCENE:
The Daywalker expressed a desire to thwap Alavir. Who was I to refuse a Durm a death? And, I figured we could nab some nice ER loot off him, considering that Ravathir had just killed his patrol for him, and geared him up... Mm. 
A Beorning loremaster emerges from the camp nearby, the Daywalker materializes from the shadows, and Amarthatar's finest stride alongside.. all wielding weapons of doom.

Fade in...


The tips of many tails light up and course together!
The whip of the Balrog bursts into evil flame!
The whip immolates itself in your hand!  You hear the cackle of Melkor!
You wield your whip.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 178-=>
You say to your party: nod
<=-HP: 230 EP: 178-=>
Laon looks around the room with white glowing eyes.
Party say from Daywalker: laon trigger set?
alias x whip alavir
Alias: x (whip alavir) altered.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 178-=>
Laon nods.
rest
Thoros drops a large meat-filled pasty from a Dol Amroth pack.
Thoros slowly eats the pasty enjoying every bite.
You sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice rest.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 177-=>
The sun sinks towards the western horizon.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w) [sw, nw and w]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
Your actions interrupt your rest.
Thoros enters.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Old Ford(e and w) [s and n]
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir enters.
Laon attacks Alavir.
Thoros attacks Alavir.
Thoros' staff fires a red beam at Alavir and hits him dead on.
Alavir screams in agony!

Suddenly a blue mist forms around Alavir and gets absorbed
by the powers of Thoros' staff!
Alavir hits Thoros.
Laon misses Alavir.
j
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w) [e, ne and se]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
j
Laon shouts out a battlecry as his forehead demolishes Alavir's nose.
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 176-=>
Daywalker whispers something to Alavir.
Daywalker attacks Alavir.
j
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 176-=>
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The old forest road(e, s, n, nw and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
hbs
You attack Alavir.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 176-=>
You snap Alavir burning flesh and sizzling blood.
Alavir misses you.
Daywalker swings the shadow sword wildly above Alavir.
Laon misses Alavir.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.                  <--- Deja vu!
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir kicks pebble.
Alavir leaves east.
Daywalker leaves east.
Thoros leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Daywalker leaves east.
Laon leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Daywalker leaves east.
Thoros leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Daywalker leaves east.
Laon leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Daywalker leaves east.
Thoros leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves east.
Daywalker leaves east.
Laon leaves east.
You follow your leader east.
The old forest road(e, s, n and w) [e, ne and se]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
j
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(s, n and w) [e, ne and se]
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Alavir's nose.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(s, n and w) [e and ne]
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w) [ne]
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
You attack Alavir.
hbs
You send tails flying at Alavir, but they miss their mark.
Alavir misses you.
Daywalker swings the shadow sword wildly above Alavir.
Laon tears Alavir APART, splattering blood all over!
Daywalker pulls Alavir closer to him and headbutts him square in the face.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
Alavir leaves north.
Daywalker leaves north.
Thoros leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
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Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Daywalker leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
You attack Alavir.
You send tails flying at Alavir, but they miss their mark.
You miss Alavir.
Thoros misses Alavir.
Alavir misses you.
Daywalker pricks Alavir with a tentative motion.
Laon misses Alavir.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Daywalker leaves north.
Thoros leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
hbs
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 141-=>
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Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Laon leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Alavir leaves south.
Daywalker leaves south.
Thoros leaves south.
You follow your leader south.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Alavir leaves north.
Daywalker leaves north.
Laon leaves north.
You follow your leader north.
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
You send tails flying at Alavir, but they miss their mark.
You miss Alavir.
Thoros misses Alavir.
Alavir misses Laon.
Daywalker swings the shadow sword wildly above Alavir.
Laon tears Alavir APART, splattering blood all over!
Alavir leaves west.
Daywalker leaves west.
Thoros leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
Rocky Ground(e, s, n and w)
 Thoros Lôminitîr the dunedain Archimagus (Angelic)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
 Alavir the silvan Kingpin (Demonic)
Laon enters.
Laon puts Alavir out of his misery.
Alavir falls to the ground.
Laon puts Alavir out of his misery.
You decide to put Alavir out of his misery.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 141-=>
Laon puts Alavir out of his misery.
x
Laon puts Alavir out of his misery.
You raise the whip above your head and swing abruptly toward Alavir!
You smell burning flesh as the divine evil engulfs Alavir in a blazing inferno!
<=-HP: 230 EP: 106-=>
Laon puts Alavir out of his misery.
hbs
Thoros puts Alavir out of his misery.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Thoros misses Alavir.
With a swift blow, Laon crushes Alavir into a bloody mess!
Alavir has died.
You are too busy to make an attack!
<=-HP: 230 EP: 105-=>
^ (OOC) Daywalker: Legend alavir
The ghost of Alavir drifts south.
Daywalker gets a leather scout ruck, a large black cloak and a leather belt
     loop from corpse of Alavir into an Orc courier pack.
Daywalker gets some gold coins from corpse of Alavir.
Party say from Laon: omg alkar                        <--- you got the ear, ass!
Thoros throws his head back and cackles with glee.
Laon gets a great tower shield from corpse of Alavir into a dwarven
     mining pack.
Daywalker removes the shadow sword.
Daywalker puts the shadow sword (encased in a pulsating aura!) into a
     simple sheepskin sheath.
xb
dark mail shirt : Your hands are full!
Failed!
<=-HP: 230 EP: 105-=>
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Party say from Laon: I fucking hate you               <--- fine, be that way..
xb
The flame sputters and ceases as the whip is removed.
You remove a many-tailed whip.
Ok.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 105-=>
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
do get all from corpse,get all from corpse
dark mail shirt : Failed!
a dark mail shirt : Ok.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 104-=>
Do: Commands completed.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 104-=>
^ (OOC) Mourngrym: Again?!
^ (OOC) Letina: that's twice today
^Yum
Party say from Daywalker: 2 rings
^ (OOC) Dalkar: Yum
<=-HP: 230 EP: 99-=>
Party say from Daywalker: bota
Daywalker thinks that is really cool.
put ring in cloak
Daywalker leaves west.
Laon leaves west.
You follow your leader west.
Rocky Ground(e, s, n and w)
 Laon Luinthol the dunedain Deadly Hot (Hand of Amarthatar)
 Daywalker the dunedain Master Assassin (Demonic)
Thoros enters.
Light returns to the room as you slip the ring off.
You remove an ominous dark ring.
Ok.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 98-=>
Daywalker leaves north.
Thoros leaves north.
You have lost track of your leader in the wilderness!
Laon leaves north.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 98-=>
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Gold: 261              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A dark mail shirt (in hands).
*A dwarven deathmask (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
*A studded leather baldric (worn).
*A pair of armoured gloves (worn).
*A pair of mail pants (worn).
*A dwarven war shield (worn).
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A gold ring, inlaid with three diamonds (worn).
*A gold ring, inlaid with a rough-cut ruby (worn).
*An empty, sinister-looking black pipe.
*A set of moonstone runes.
*A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
*Blood of an Eldar swirls in a pentacle (worn).
*A commemorative token from the Event-2006.
*The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*Tevildo's tribute, a shining blue harp.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*An ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe.
*A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn).
*A spellbook.
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The ground here is bare and rocky, with sparse vegetation.
The sun is setting in the west.
The sky is brilliantly clear.
    The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 98-=>
Daywalker tells you: find your way
Laon tells you: Im getting your ear    <--- you're freakin' demoted, you skank
You tell Daywalker: nod


MORAL JUSTIFICATION:

You told Lydia: I killed a Durm as a birthday prezzie for you. Twice,
     actually.
Lydia told you: Thank you! I have always wanted a twice dead Durm!
You told Lydia: I know you have, schnookums!
Lydia told you: ::hug!:: Oh, Dalkar! You always know just what to get
     me!

SO THERE!

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Ok, fine!

MORE MORAL JUSTIFICATION:

Total loot on Alavir: 	2x bota 
			1x silver flask
			3x dark ring
			2x dark necklace
			1x tower shield, crystalline shield
			1x mpants
			1x armoured gloves
			1x carapace, dark mail shirt
			1x malevolent longsword, long dagger of ruin
			1x large black cloak, bloodstained cloak
			2x leather scout ruck