What manner of She-Ape gives birth to such buffoonery?!
gahahahaha
Hahaha. Very amusing. Ketan's bit gave an extra touch. ;)
So his alt's name wasn't Retard? That would have been perfect, a shame really.
Epilogue.
Pillar tells you: you are a mother fucking ass hole
You tell Pillar: And you're the worlds biggest idiot
Pillar tells you: no i follow after you
Pillar tells you: are you such a coward that you go after my mother?
You tell Pillar: Uh..yes?
Pillar tells you: wow you really are a coward, that is preaty sad
You tell Pillar: Help me to be better
Pillar tells you: don't worry your time will come
You tell Pillar: Oh no! When? Please tell me when!
Pillar tells you: whenever Draugluin decides
You tell Pillar: Oh no
Pillar tells you: and im not stupid enought to not be able to tell that probably one you are going to log this, and two you are being an asshole, yet again
You tell Pillar: But are you not not stupid enough to know that you are not not a fucking moron, whose ability to make it past his 10th birthday without killing himself in some stupid way is not not a miracle?
Pillar tells you: ahh you need your mommy to stick up for you
You tell Pillar: Anyways, what will Draugluin do? Nuke me for not being an idiot?
Pillar tells you: for not being an idiot, how do you figure that?
You tell Pillar: I dunno how! I'm too much of an idiot to know!
Pillar tells you: at least you are smart enough to realize it
You tell Pillar: Realise what?
Pillar tells you: that your an idiot
You tell Pillar: I am?!
You tell Pillar: Shit...does anyone else know about this?
Pillar tells you: wow you also have the attention span of a goldfish
Pillar tells you: dip shit
You tell Pillar: What?
Ketan says in Westron: You tell Pillar: Can you send me funny tells
too?
Ketan says in Westron: You tell Pillar: Nietzsche isn't pasting enough
of them to keep me amused anymore.
Ketan says in Westron: Pillar tells you: fuck you
Ketan says in Westron: You tell Pillar: ...that wasn't funny.
Ketan says in Westron: Pillar tells you: it wasn't meant to be
Pillar tells you: what you have to tell you pussy ass friends to back talk to me for you
Ketan says in Westron: tell pillar Ok. So Pete and Repeat are in a
boat. Pete falls out...who's left? Pillar is ignoring you.
You tell Pillar: I'm too stupid to know what to say
Pillar tells you: figures
You tell Pillar: Why are you so mean to me?
Pillar tells you: stop being an ass hole and tell me how you truly feel
You told Pillar: Confused and hungry
Pillar told you: you do know that you are immature right
You told Pillar: No YOU'RE immature!
Pillar told you: how is that
You told Pillar: Your mum is that
Pillar told you: how about you keep my mother out of it, this is
between us
You tell Pillar: But you bought my mum into it first!
You tell Pillar: Your mum is fair game!
Pillar tells you: ok fine go for it
Pillar tells you: just to warn you my mom is dead
You tell Pillar: So..she'll haunt me if I say shit about her? Ok, I dont want to mess with ghosts.
Pillar tells you: no, just if you say anything about fucking her, well it would be just wrong
You tell Pillar: That you assume people want to sleep with your dead
mother is both disturbing and bewildering.
Pillar tells you: im not assuming im stating that it would be wrong
You tell Pillar: So im curious
You tell Pillar: Why did you think that idiotic bullshit would work
yesterday?:P
You tell Pillar: And now, you're going around lying more, telling people that what I posted was not what was really said. And you and I both know it was.
Pillar tells you: no, jackass, retard
Pillar tells you: that is bull shit
You tell Pillar: Yeah, I renamed your alts appropriatly, because I didnt want to give out your alt info, because that is illegal.
Pillar tells you: wow how thoughtfull, but who cares
You tell Pillar: So why did you think it would work?
Pillar tells you: because you are stupid
You tell Pillar: Right..
Pillar tells you: so why do know what my IP Address is?
You tell Pillar: because I know. Why would I tell you how I know?
Pillar tells you: because however you know, it is illegal
You tell Pillar: Really?
Ha, he tellhelled me too. Except he just kept asking me where he could put a hit on Bladefury. So some newb if he already knows you can put hits on people. I dunno if he's Retard, I think he's just a retard.
Whoever that knows how to explore would easily get dirs to a GH. All you do is make finds on members until you find them leaving GH, you see what area and go explore it until you find it. Then you make your way back to a signpost and wholla you got dirs. Not the best dirs everytime, and maybe not the straightest path but it works. I remember doign that like 3years back, a guild in i think it was edo/mt area and my alias went from bree :) I was lost but found my way. Long alias but it brought me to the entrance :)
Pillar tells you: but not Retard, he is sitting right next to me
Pillar tells you: no he is up in his room.
Pillar tells you: taking a shower
I like this:
Pillar tells you: no, who is Retard?
Pillar tells you: i am a friend of Retard
its like...oh, THAT retard.
And I dont think they were actually trying to get a spy in...prolly just trying to get dir to the entrance. not sure though.
All in all, this is funnier than most tidbits.
I liked the altered legendinfo myself
'Who is Retard?' I liked that too. Anyone else who was told 'Because you're a lying sack of shit retard...' would just assume that they were being called a retard and not ask 'who is retard?'
Ah, the log -appears- to show that he had both characters online together for 32 seconds, now I understand :)
I just copy pasted the edited legend from up earlier, which is why the two ontimes are identical. The correct ontime for the second legend is 55m 5s.
If they really want to join FRA to get a spy or something, maybe they should get someone that can level up and know how to join a 'higher rank' guild. This is hillarious. That guy is so stupid it isnt even funny.