Pillar/Retard

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Nietzsche [legacy]
Uploaded
10 November 2006 00:00:00
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Misc

What manner of She-Ape gives birth to such buffoonery?!


Pillar tells you: where is you Guild located?
ll pillar
Pillar the eorling Orc-target (Impartial) 
On for:  45m 56s                          Gender: male
Age: 52m 44s                              
Info: Who we love is home, Home that our feet may leave, But not our hearts. 
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: where is you Guild located?
You say in Westron: So
You say in Westron: Which far flung corner of the globe should I send him
     to?
Rathmar says in Westron: Oh I say south gondor
Rathmar says in Westron: Near Lendin
You say in Westron: He cant get there
Rathmar hmms.
You tell Pillar: from greyhavens sp do
     15e,18s,5w,2s,se,e,s,se,s,3e,s,enter
Pillar tells you: when i get up to a higher level, like level 9 or
     something I want to apply.
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: when i get up to a higher level,
     like level 9 or something I want to apply.
Pablo has gone net-dead.
You tell Pillar: Oh really? Why do you want to apply?
Pillar tells you: I hate PoT
Rathmar laughs.
Pillar tells you: they are all idiot there
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Oh really? Why do you want to apply?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: I hate PoT
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: they are all idiot there
Pillar tells you: especially that bitch Fine, she has killed my other alt.
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: especially that bitch Fine, she has
     killed my other alt.
You tell Pillar: Oh really?
Pillar tells you: Jackas was my other alt
ll jackass
Jackass suicided at 19:09 11/6/06
Jackass the sindar Orc-target (Impartial) 
Departed from Arda                        Gender: male
Age: 2h 8m 34s                            
Info: That which does not kill us makes us into the fucking moron I am.
Pillar tells you: ya, she kept on killing me so i suicided and started
     this one
Rathmar says in Westron: Oh man
Rathmar says in Westron: Hahaha
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Oh really?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: Jackass was my other alt
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: ya, she kept on killing me so i
     suicided and started this one
You tell Pillar: Wow, she killed ya right down to level 1 eh?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Wow, she killed ya right down to
     level 1 eh?
Pillar tells you: no she wouldn't let me level up
Pillar tells you: i did get to level 4 though
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: no she wouldn't let me level up
Pillar tells you: the she killed me back down to level 1
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: i did get to level 4 though
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: the she killed me back down to level
     1
You tell Pillar: Oh really?
Pillar tells you: yep
You tell Pillar: REALLY really?
Pillar tells you: yep, she is a bitch along with the rest of PoT, i guess
     it is contagious
Rathmar says in Westron: Who do you think it is, Retard or Fine?
Pillar is writing a note, and can not respond until finished.
You tell Pillar: REALLY REALLY really?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Oh really?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: yep
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: REALLY really?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: yep, she is a bitch along with the
     rest of PoT, i guess it is contagious
You say in Westron: Fine
ll retard
Retard of Stupidity the sindar Loremaster (Angelic) 
Last on: 54m 26s ago.                     Gender: male
Age: 9d 10h 52m 30s                       
Can be mailed: Retard@Bree               Retard has recorded a life story.
Info: >{MORONS}< Dipshit  Will be back on Nov. 14 
ROV |HP:230 EP:230| ll fine

Fine the silvan Medicine Woman (Angelic) 
Last on: 1h 30m 36s ago.                  Gender: female
Age: 29d 1h 49m 2s                        
Fine is a member of the Preservers of Tharbad.
Info: Ihsan told you: i know but they focus the best :) 
You say in Westron: erm, retard
do legend retard,legend pillar

Do: starting commands.
ROV |HP:230 EP:230| 
Retard of Stupidity the sindar Loremaster (Angelic) 
Last on: 54m 26s ago.                     Gender: male
Age: 9d 10h 52m 30s                       
Can be mailed: Retard@Bree               Retard has recorded a life story.
Info: >{MORONS}< Dipshit  Will be back on Nov. 14 
ROV |HP:230 EP:230| 
Pillar the eorling Orc-target (Impartial) 
Pillar is writing a note.
On for:  54m 58s                          Gender: male
Age: 1h 1m 18s                            
Info: Who we love is home, Home that our feet may leave, But not our hearts. 
ROV |HP:230 EP:230| 
Do: Commands completed.
You say in Westron: Last on: 55m 5s ago.         On for:  54m 58s
ROV |HP:230 EP:230| 
Pillar tells you: yes why do you keep doing that?
You tell Pillar: Because you're a lying sack of shit retard. You can't be
     killed down to level 1 without the stats to be killed, so what you
     say is bullshit.
Rathmar laughs.
Rathmar says in Westron: Going to call him on it?
You say in Westron: just did:P
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: REALLY REALLY really?
Pillar tells you: no, who is Retard?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: yes why do you keep doing that?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Because you're a lying sack of shit
     retard. You can't be killed down to level 1 without the stats to be
     killed, so what you say is bullshit.
You say in Westron: hehe Pillar tells you: no, who is Retard?
You tell Pillar: You are.
Pillar tells you: But you were close, I am just a friend of PoT, that is
     about it
You tell Pillar: No asswipe, you're Retard.
Pillar tells you: how do you figure?
You tell Pillar: The IP address for the character Retard and Pillar is
     the same.
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: You are.
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: But you were close, I am just a
     friend of PoT, that is about it
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: how do you figure?
Pillar tells you: well then again you are wrong
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: The IP address for the character
     Retard and Pillar is the same.
Pillar tells you: i am a friend of Retard
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: well then again you are wrong
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: i am a friend of Retard
You say in Westron: This guy is fucking classic
Pillar tells you: but not Retard, he is sitting right next to me
Rathmar says in Westron: God, seriously
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: but not Retard, he is sitting right
     next to me
You roll on the floor laughing.
Rathmar says in Westron: I wonder why he thought this would work,
     remotely :P
You say in Westron: He still thinks it will!!
You tell Pillar: Oh, ok then. So long as he isn't watching...he isn't
     watching is he?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Oh, ok then. So long as he isn't
     watching...he isn't watching is he?
Pillar tells you: no he is up in his room.
You roll on the floor laughing.
You roll on the floor laughing. 
You roll on the floor laughing.
Pillar tells you: taking a shower
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: no he is up in his room.
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: taking a shower
Pillar tells you: why don't you want him to see?
You tell Pillar: Good. Wouldnt want him to see that you're talking with
     us..he's a friend of Fines..he may tell her to tell the Ainurs
Sicarius says in Westron: This is like when you guys killed
     what's-his-face and then wounded came around to spew shit
Pillar tells you: tell the Ainurs what?
Pillar tells you: im a newbie, according to him
Rathmar says in Westron: Hahaha
Pillar tells you: how could you see the IP address?
You tell Pillar: Well, if you want to join FRA..he might make up some lie
     about to and tell the Ainurs, the Ainurs believe shit you know
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: why don't you want him to see?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Good. Wouldnt want him to see that
     you're talking with us..he's a friend of Fines..he may tell her to
     tell the Ainurs
Pillar tells you: well they are human
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: tell the Ainurs what?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: im a newbie, according to him
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: how could you see the IP address?
Pillar tells you: that sort of sound like him
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Well, if you want to join FRA..he
     might make up some lie about to and tell the Ainurs, the Ainurs
     believe shit you know 
Pillar tells you: make up a lie
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: that sort of sound like him
You roll on the floor laughing.
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: make up a lie
You tell Pillar: Yeah..do you think he's good at it?
Pablo slowly fades into the mist, out of view.
Pablo left the game.
Pillar tells you: i dont know i dont really know this game, so what is
     good to me is probably totaly different to you
You tell Pillar: No, at lying
Pillar tells you: no not really
Pillar tells you: he really sucks in real life
You tell Pillar: Yeah, he's a bit of a fucking moron isn't he?
You tell Pillar: Would you agree that he probably fucks his father?
Pillar tells you: ya, you haven't seen him at school
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Yeah..do you think he's good at it?
Pillar tells you: no not his father
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: i dont know i dont really know this
     game, so what is good to me is probably totaly different to you
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: No, at lying
Pillar tells you: probably everyone else though
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: no not really
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: he really sucks in real life
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Yeah, he's a bit of a fucking moron
     isn't he?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Would you agree that he probably
     fucks his father?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: ya, you haven't seen him at school
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: no not his father
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: probably everyone else though
You tell Pillar: His mother?
You tell Pillar: Do you think he'd lick the crusty shit out of a toilet
     bowl?
Pillar tells you: wow, never heard that one
Pillar tells you: but probably
You roll on the floor laughing.
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: His mother?
You say in Westron: You tell Pillar: Do you think he'd lick the crusty
     shit out of a toilet bowl?
You say in Westron: Pillar tells you: wow, never heard that one Pillar
     tells you: but probably
Pillar tells you: well he is heading down right now so i will have to talk
     to you later
You tell Pillar: Right.