A Dalkaerian tragedy where (fortunately or unfortunately) no lives are lost. ^ (OOC) Otr: and Dalkar you aren't sexy and... ARG YOU SAW ME NAKED
Night falls in Middle Earth. A land of nomads, vagabonds, rovers, wanderers, heroes and villians...
Most importantly, though, males and females! For the population to never dwindle, every community must
sustain itself. IF you have heard the time-honoured tale of the birds and the bees, you will know how
a community does this...
Wild monkey sex!
The scene, then, is set. This tale begins in the glorious white city, home to so many stalwart battlers
of evils uncounted - but more specifically, the Silver Blade Inn, on the second level.
Cue a fabulous bedroom, taking you back to the days of... hell, why not that famous Shakespearian tale,
of rights and wrongs, of jilted lovers and much brutality - Othello.
Cast
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Othello - The heroic moor, winner of love and station, but possessing a deep rooted jealousy...
Played by Dalkar
Desdemona - Loving till the end, the fair maiden, the tragedy of the tale... with a twist.
Played by Letina
Iago - What else can you say? The ugly bastard, villain of this piece.
Played by Otr
Scene
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Under the covers amidst many bolsters lies the moor. Hidden to the eye, in reality, even to his lover,
the fair lady Desdemona. She sits by the mirror, awaiting the arrival of one other who woos her... unaware
of the presence of her wedded. Or is she? It is late, and Grond hammers upon the gates outside - yet that
device of the Dark Lord will never breach the side of the good. For when the ring is taken, the world shall
end... and then it restarts, and I have to get uniques. Digressed. Unbeknownst to the moor, Iago makes his
stealthy entrance (or isn't it!?).
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The camera pans around from the level of the bed, sneaking a peek under the covers at the hidden moor.
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Gold: 136 Encumbrance: unencumbered
You are carrying the following on your person:
A jug of potent fire oil (in hands).
A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion (in hands).
A small vial labeled 'Morgoth'.
*A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn).
*A crystal (worn).
*The storm longbow.
*A bloodstained cloak (worn).
*A dwarven deathmask (worn).
*A stamped staying-permit.
*A gold ring, inlaid with a rough-cut ruby (worn).
*A gold ring, inlaid with three diamonds (worn).
*An empty, sinister-looking black pipe.
*A set of moonstone runes.
*A large, empty dragonclaw pipe.
*The Guildmaster's Handbook.
*Blood of an Eldar swirls in a pentacle (worn).
*A commemorative token from the Event-2006.
*The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
*Tevildo's tribute, a shining blue harp.
*A metal necklace (worn).
*An ornate and huge, albeit empty briar pipe.
*A leather archer's quiver [32 arrows] (worn).
*A spellbook.
Dalkar Ecthelon the dunlending Elfbane
HP: 230/230 END: 151/230 Exp: 3419180 Avg. Stats: 100
Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100
Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100
Level 20 archer, 70d 20h 55m 40s old.
You are preparing to multinock and hiding.
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The camera summarily raises to capture the room in general, just in time...
~~~
Otr appears from the shadows.
Otr looks at Letina.
Letina waves.
Otr mmms.
Letina says "Heya!".
Otr has a questioning look on his face.
Letina looks at Otr.
Otr says in Westron: waves?
<=-HP: 230 EP: 151-=>
Otr leaves down.
Otr appears from the shadows.
Otr hmms.
Letina huhs.
Otr thinks really hard.
Letina arcs a curious eyebrow.
You tell Letina: start seducing, fast
Otr says in Westron: just arrested one bastard
Letina says in Westron: so.. sexy
Otr heehees.
Letina oohs excitedly.
Letina says in Westron: that turns me on
Letina tells you: gross
Letina says in Westron: so..
Otr says in Westron: so...
You tell Letina: C'mon, work it
Letina tells you: I'm laughing too hard.
Letina says in Westron: go ahead and start!
Letina winks.
Letina says in Westron: big boy!
You tell Letina: kiss him or something :P
<=-HP: 230 EP: 142-=>
Otr oohs excitedly.
Letina gives a wet and sloppy smooch to Otr!
In the distance, you hear a deep *BOOM* as Grond tests
the strength of the Gates of Gondor.
Otr smiles.
Otr gets a crazy look in his eye and strips completely naked.
Letina cheers wildly.
Letina tells you: oh my god i am laughing so hard.
In the distance, you can hear a mighty *BOOM* as Grond strikes
upon the Great Gates of Gondor.
You tell Letina: hunt him
<=-HP: 230 EP: 139-=>
Letina kisses Otr.
Letina smiles.
Otr says in Westron: now go ahead and do it:)
You tell Letina: hunting?
<=-HP: 230 EP: 138-=>
Otr pulls Letina close and gives her a long, loving french kiss.
Letina gets a crazy look in her eye and strips completely naked.
Letina tells you: nod
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The camera pans around again, this time to behind Desdemona to give the viewers her perpective on events
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You go nuts and strip off all your clothes.
HP:230 -=-GON-=- EP:230
tell dalkar nod
You tell Dalkar: nod
HP:230 -=-GON-=- EP:230
You become the new leader of your party.
Dalkar looks shocked and mumbles, "Oh my!".
Someone gets a good running start and hurls the oil at Otr!
Someone chokes down the black liquid, and screams in rage!
Someone drinks the phial of Dream Potion and his eyes roll back into
his skull. He throws back his head and ROARS
mightily! You notice his muscles are bulging hugely.
Someone drops an empty phial.
Someone drops an empty jug.
You hear the sound of muffled thunder somewhere outside.
Someone wields his storm longbow.
Someone lights the fire arrow!
Someone nocks a flaming arrow.
Someone lights the fire arrow!
Someone draws back on a bow.
Dalkar screams "You're a dead man!"
Someone attacks Otr.
Someone throws a fantastic pushkick at his enemy.
Someone hits Otr hard.
Otr misses someone.
Otr leaves down.
Triggered! doing: hunt otr
You follow Otr down.
The Silver Blade inn(e, n and u)
Otr the dwarf Warlock (Moral)
An innkeeper
Aldamir is here almost in tears
Dalkar enters.
You are already hunting Otr!
HP:230 -=-GON-=- EP:230
bs otr
You attack Otr.
You sneak up and stab Otr from behind!
You drive the blade side-down into Otr, leaving blood to flow unhindered.
HP:230 -=-GON-=- EP:180
Dalkar sears Otr's flesh with a flaming arrow.
Dalkar misses Otr with a flaming arrow.
Dalkar lights the fire arrow!
Dalkar nocks a flaming arrow.
Dalkar lights the fire arrow!
You miss Otr.
Otr misses you.
Dalkar quickly thrusts his forehead into the bridge of Otr's nose.
Triggered! doing: hunt otr
You are already hunting Otr!
HP:230 -=-GON-=- EP:179
The fire ignites the greasy fire oil on Otr's body, setting him aflame!
Triggered! doing: hunt otr
You are already hunting Otr!
Otr fades into the shadows.
~~~
The camera pans again, this time down below the Inn where the Innkeeper expresses his own sorrow at the tragedy.
~~~
Otr tells you: flaming arrows? that fucking hurt:p
Letina screams.
Aldamir puts his face in his hands and sighs.
^ (OOC) Otr: Letina is real bitch:p
^ (OOC) Letina: aww
^ (OOC) Letina: that's not nice
^ (OOC) Pancho: i second that
^ (OOC) Letina: shut up ethan :p
^ (OOC) Letina hugs Otr.
^ (OOC) Otr: first dragging me to bed and a while later when we both
naked she invites third man!
^ (OOC) Pancho: ok chelsea
^ (OOC) Otr: second man even:p
^ (OOC) Martel: I was gonna say ;)
You say to your party: Hahahhaa
^ (OOC) Otr: and she stabs me from my back:(
You say to your party: Oh man, too funny
Letina rolls on the floor laughing.
^ (OOC) Otr: ARG lol what a sentence:p
^ (OOC) Letina: you didn't know I like it rough?
^ (OOC) Elk: you mean you don't like it from behind from a woman?
^ (OOC) Otr: and she stab my back:p
The sun has risen and the day begins.
You snicker insanely.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 130-=>
^ (OOC) Letina: i'm sorry if i'm a little too kinky for you.
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: woman can't do much from behind Elk
^ (OOC) Pancho: eww
^ (OOC) Otr: and Dalkar you aren't sexy and... ARG YOU SAW ME NAKED
Letina falls down laughing.
^ (OOC) Elk: Strapons, Krimpatul
You say to your party: I managed to set him on fire btw :P
^ (OOC) Stobhach: ewwwww
Letina falls down laughing.
^ (OOC) Krimpatul: whats strapons?
^ (OOC) Daywalker: the little one just drew his doodle and he got
backstabbed, that sucks for a first time i guess.
Letina gives you a big HIGH FIVE!!
You throw your head back and cackle with glee.
Otr tells you: comon you won't get me like that and you get reported cause
i couldn't FUCK HE!
Otr tells you: HER*:P
Gilstro enters.
Letina says in Westron: gilstro
Letina says in Westron: me and dalkar are th shit!
Gilstro says in Westron: yesh?
Letina goes, "Aww!".
You have been issued a subpoena for attempting to murder Otr.
You have 1 hour to report to the nearest judge and enter your plea.
Letina says in Westron: he reported
Letina sobs uncontrollably.
find otr
Your find attempt fails.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 126-=>
find otr
Gilstro says in Westron: who'd ya kill?
Otr is in Gondor at Minas Tirith, level 1.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 106-=>
You heehee.
<=-HP: 230 EP: 107-=>
Letina says in Westron: he escaped... and naked!
You snicker insanely.
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The screen clears, and the credits roll
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I usually don't post attempts, but this was a bit of a laugh. Pity it didn't work; if it did, it'd have
been really classic. My own shooting sucked balls, but you have your good days and your bad days... all
in all, heh. Also, is it just me, or is Letina really bad in bed!? :P