Joygasms always occur in twos!

Posted by
Shardik [legacy]
Uploaded
17 December 2006 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Yes! Oh yes!


Alexa tells you: a pair of mail pants is now on sale as lot 117, minimum bid
     150 gold Fresh Amruin





Going to retake South Ithilien, when...

Port City of Pelargir(se, w, s and n) [w, sw, e, s and nw]
 Shiraz the dwarf Deadly Shot (Moral)
 Hiningrod Runefist the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Letina the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
 Daeron Naakhûrz the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
 An empty phial
 A brave knight of Dol Amroth [3]
SG|HP:230 EP:156> 
Party say from Daeron: i can but
You say to your party: here we go
SG|HP:230 EP:156> 
Port City of Pelargir(se, w, s and n) [w, sw, e, s and nw]
 Shiraz the dwarf Deadly Shot (Moral)
 Hiningrod Runefist the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Letina the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
 Daeron Naakhûrz the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
 An empty phial
 A brave knight of Dol Amroth [3]
SG|HP:230 EP:156> 
Gold: 0                Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*Morimacil, the dark sword (wielded).
*A simple-looking necklace (worn).
 A stamped staying-permit.
*A dwarven deathmask (mended) (worn).
*A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
*A keyring containing 9 keys (worn).
*A simple-looking necklace (worn).
*A long black cowled cloak (worn).
*An Orc courier pack (worn).
*A great tower shield (worn).
*An exquisite set of steel chainmail (mended) (worn).
*A translucent black gem.
*Shardik's Stormfist Family ring (worn).
*A set of mithril-lined bracers (worn).
SG|HP:230 EP:156> 
Shiraz stops protecting you.
Daeron begins protecting you.
The scouts report: The Kadar stronghold is under siege!
A bridge over the Anduin(se and nw) [sw, e and s]
 A signpost
You lead your party southeast.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(e, s and nw) [w, ne, nw and n]
You lead your party southeast.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e and s) [nw and n]
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(se, w, e, s and n) [nw]
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
You lead your party southeast.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(se, w, e, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s, nw and n)
You lead your party southeast.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(w, e, s and n) [se]
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The Harad Road(se, w, e, nw and n) [se and s]
You lead your party east.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
The north gate of Kadar(e, s, n and nw)
 A simple arrow
 A signpost
 A hitching post
You lead your party southeast.
Travelto: Destination reached!
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
Do: starting commands.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A large stone road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party south.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A large stone road(w, e, s and n)
 A haradrim woman
 A young boy
You lead your party south.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A large stone road(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party south.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A large bridge(s and n)
 A haradrim woman
 A menacing haradrim archer scanning the river {above you}
You lead your party south.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A large stone road(w, e, s, nw and n)
You lead your party south.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
Do: Commands completed.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
Party say from Daeron: letme pro anyway...
Do: starting commands.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A small road along the river(w, e, s and n)
You lead your party west.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
A small road along the river(w, enter, e and n)
 A young boy
You lead your party west.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
Do: Commands completed.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
An entrance to a magnificent building(s and out)
 Ravathir the dunedain Battlemage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 Azen Obsidian the silvan Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor)
 An edain guard [3]
You lead your party enter.
HAR|HP:230 EP:155> 
Ravathir repeatedly hacks at someone in a brutal way.
Guard misses someone.
Guard misses someone.
Guard rips someone apart, spraying gore from a bloody swath.
Hiningrod attacks Ravathir.
Azen is blocked from leaving south by Guard.
You attack Ravathir.
You sneak up and stab Ravathir from behind!
You obliterate Ravathir, sending torn tissue flying everywhere.
HAR|HP:230 EP:104> 
Hiningrod brushes Ravathir rudely.
You nearly decapitate Ravathir.
    Darkness engulfs your soul as you run the blade straight
into the heart of your opponent.
You killed Ravathir.
Ravathir has died.
Guard misses someone.
Guard misses someone.
Guard misses someone.
Azen gets a gnarled staff, a long black cowled cloak, a staff sling
     and a great tower shield from corpse of Ravathir into a courier pack
     of Barad-dûr.
Azen leaves out.
The ghostly figure eludes you.
HAR|HP:230 EP:104> 
Hiningrod tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground.
Hiningrod tries to headbutt a ghost and flops onto the ground.
An entrance to a magnificent building(s and out)
 The ghost of Ravathir
 Corpse of Ravathir
 Shiraz the dwarf Deadly Shot (Moral)
 Hiningrod Runefist the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Letina the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
 Daeron Naakhûrz the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
 An edain guard [3]
HAR|HP:230 EP:105> 
Daeron gets a pair of black chausses, an Orc courier pack and a wide
     swordbelt with a scimitar sheath from corpse of Ravathir into a
     courier pack of Barad-dûr.
Hiningrod laughs.
% Shardik: legend ravathir
HAR|HP:230 EP:101> 
An entrance to a magnificent building(s and out)
 The ghost of Ravathir
 Corpse of Ravathir
 Shiraz the dwarf Deadly Shot (Moral)
 Hiningrod Runefist the dwarf Warlord (Immoral)
 Letina the silvan Orc-target (Impartial)
 Daeron Naakhûrz the dwarf Sorcerer (Moral)
 An edain guard [3]
HAR|HP:230 EP:101> 
Hiningrod gets Gorynytch, the dragon sword from corpse of Ravathir into a
     dwarven mining pack.
The ghost of Ravathir drifts out.
Daeron removes an ominous rod of the ocean.
Daeron puts an ominous rod of the ocean into a bloodstained cloak.
Daeron gets a dark chainmail shirt and some gold coins from corpse of
     Ravathir.
This is the dead body of Ravathir.
It contains:
  A dwarven deathmask