OUCH!

Posted by
Trempk [legacy]
Uploaded
23 December 2001 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

Since all of this talk about soloing and gangbangs, I figured I would solo Ughlaken, faded. But when I got him to dlsg Klouse, Tarn, Anathema, and Nichodemus tried to kill me. Sorry, it should have color, but it doesnt. I have to fix something.


 An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers
HP:221 EP:159 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s, enter and w)
HP:221 EP:159 Entrance to a large camp(out and e)
 An iron sword
 An iron sword
 A rusty orc helm
HP:221 EP:159 A long hallway(n, e, se, sw, s and w)
HP:221 EP:159 A guard room(n and s)
 An old metal shield
HP:221 EP:159 uptime
The guards attack you!
You are blocked from looking there.
HP:221 EP:159 You already wield it!
HP:221 EP:159 The Two Towers has been up for 11h 23m 59s.
HP:221 EP:159 glance
A guard room(n and s)
 An old metal shield
HP:222 EP:158 n
The warlord's room(s)
 Ughlaken, an Orc Warlord
HP:222 EP:158 You are too busy to make an attack!
Ughlaken misses you.
kill orc
You attack Ughlaken.
HP:222 EP:157 You miss Ughlaken.
Ughlaken misses you.
Ughlaken hurts his neck attacking someone.
You chuckle as Ughlaken feebly attempts to headbutt you.
focus
Usage: focus [aim | attack | defense | dodge | off]
You are currently focusing on your defense
HP:222 EP:156 You miss Ughlaken.
Ughlaken misses you.
s 
You miss Ughlaken.
Ughlaken misses you.
Ughlaken is in average shape.
HP:222 EP:154 i
You smash Ughlaken with a bone-shattering impact.
Ughlaken hits you very hard.
Gold: 314     (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A Dwarven Warhammer (wielded).
 The shield handle (in hands).
 A huge brass shield (worn).
 A Rohan helmet (worn).
 Sturdy armour (worn).
 A keyring containing 1 key (worn).
 An Orc courier pack (worn).
 A medal.
 An empty wolf's head pipe.
 A commemorative token from the Event2001.
 A medal of the Order of the Golden Mane.
 A small silver lute.
 An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 A book of poetry.
 A message stone.
 A medal of the Greenfields.
 A carved war-horn.
 A Haradrim lute.
 A silver harp.
 Horn of Amruin Membership.
 Rank insignia.
HP:207 EP:153 [ Amruin ] Plow: 39 min on armoury
You stop focusing on your skills.
s 
Ughlaken is in average shape.
HP:207 EP:153 You miss Ughlaken.
Ughlaken misses you.
You bruise Ughlaken deeply.
Ughlaken misses you.
focus aim
focus off
You bruise Ughlaken deeply.
Ughlaken misses you.
Ughlaken smashes his forehead into your nose.
s 
You start focusing on your aim skill.
HP:190 EP:151 You stop focusing your skills.
HP:190 EP:151 Ughlaken doesn't look so great.
HP:190 EP:151 You bruise Ughlaken deeply.
Ughlaken hits you hard.
s 
Ughlaken doesn't look so great.
HP:183 EP:150 You brush Ughlaken.
Ughlaken misses you.
s 
Klouse enters.
In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
Without warning, Someone stabs you from behind!
do wimpy off, focus defense
In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
Someone smashes his forehead into your nose.
In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
Without warning, Someone stabs you from behind!
do wimpy off, focus defense
Someone charges at you with his sword, plunging the point into you!
Some blurry sorta shape....
HP:95 EP:149 Do: starting commands.
HP:95 EP:149 You don't feel like a wimp anymore.
HP:95 EP:149 You can't change your focus quite that fast!
HP:95 EP:149 Do: Commands completed.
HP:95 EP:149 Do: starting commands.
HP:95 EP:149 You're no wimp!
HP:95 EP:149 You can't change your focus quite that fast!
HP:95 EP:149 Do: Commands completed.
HP:95 EP:149 In the lawls
s
ess land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
It is not a crime to attack anonymous figures!
Someone's staff fires a red beam at you and hits you dead on.
You scream in agony!

Suddenly a blue mist forms around your head, and you get absorbed
by the powers of Someone's staff!
Someone sears you causing severe nerve damage.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Someone sends tails flying at you, but they miss their mark.
Someone misses you.
Someone scratches you.
A guard room(n and s)
 An old metal shield
HP:73 EP:148 A long hallway(n, e, se, sw, s and w)
HP:73 EP:148 s
A large sinkhole(n)
HP:73 EP:147 n
w
out
2w
A long hallway(n, e, se, sw, s and w)
HP:74 EP:145 Entrance to a large camp(out and e)
 An iron sword
 An iron sword
 A rusty orc helm
HP:74 EP:145 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s, enter and w)
HP:74 EP:145 Do: starting commands.
HP:74 EP:145 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers
HP:74 EP:145 The Gorgoroth(n, e, s and w)
 A miserable, sniveling Orc slave
HP:74 EP:145 Do: Commands completed.
HP:74 EP:145 'motherfucker
You say: motherfucker