Knowing Swiper would never be able to pass up an oppertunity to screw with me, Nolth and I travelled to A variag camp in Harondor, and this is where we lay our scene...
HAR HP:230 EP:187> Iarla puts Morimacil, the dark sword into a grey studded sheath. Swiper enters. Iarla leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. You open the gate and leave through the entrance. The gate closes behind you. A wide dusty path(nw and se) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) l This is a wide and dusty path, leading to the small farming town of Galenwath. Weeds and large patches of grass line the edges of the path. The ground here is very dusty and seems to be used quite often. A few tracks embedded into the dirt appear to have been created by the wheels from a wagon. There is a large wooden gate at the end of the path that is latched to a fence which spans one hundred feet in both directions. The sun shines brightly in the western sky. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are northwest and southeast. Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) HAR HP:230 EP:186> Iarla leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. You open the gate and walk through the entrance. The gate closes behind you. The village square(n, w, se, sw, e and ne) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves southeast. Iarla leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. You open the gate and leave through the entrance. The gate closes behind you. A wide dusty path(nw and se) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves southeast. Iarla leaves southeast. You follow your leader southeast. The plains(n, gate, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness b Iarla wears an ominous dark ring (eclipsing). Iarla wears an ominous dark ring (eclipsing). Your body freezes from fear as the blade of Iarla's sword gives off a reddish glow. Iarla whips Morimacil, the dark sword from a grey studded sheath with a whisk of menace! Iarla wields Morimacil, the dark sword. Iarla grips Morimacil with two hands. Iarla attacks Swiper. Suddenly, Iarla stabs Swiper from behind! Iarla obliterates Swiper, sending torn tissue flying everywhere. Do: starting commands. HAR HP:230 EP:187> You put your lips to the potion and gulp it all down. You feel more aware of the tactics of battle. HAR HP:230 EP:207> You very carefully slip a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion from your cloak. HAR HP:230 EP:207> You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! HAR HP:230 EP:207> Ok. HAR HP:230 EP:207> You drink the cold cup of coffee down. Bleah! HAR HP:230 EP:217> Ok. HAR HP:230 EP:217> You switch your grip to two hands. You whip a gleaming runed blade from a bone-buckled swordbelt with a barbaric sneer. You wield a gleaming runed blade. HAR HP:230 EP:217> You attack Swiper. HAR HP:230 EP:217> Do: Commands completed. HAR HP:230 EP:217> shape Swiper is in average shape. HAR HP:230 EP:230> AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE Iarla wishes the crimson sword had hit Swiper. You miss Swiper. Swiper misses you. Iarla hurts his neck attacking Swiper! headbutt You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Swiper's nose. HAR HP:230 EP:194> shape Swiper is in average shape. HAR HP:230 EP:194> AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE Swiper gets an elf-skin bota from a leather scout ruck. Swiper opens an elf-skin bota. Swiper drinks from an elf-skin bota. Swiper closes an elf-skin bota. Swiper puts an elf-skin bota into a leather scout ruck. Iarla eradicates Swiper with DECIMATING force. You slice into Swiper leaving a long red line of blood. Swiper misses you. Iarla pulls Swiper closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. Swiper gets an elf-skin bota from a leather scout ruck. Swiper opens an elf-skin bota. Swiper drinks from an elf-skin bota. Swiper closes an elf-skin bota. Swiper puts an elf-skin bota into a leather scout ruck. merciful off Merciful is already off! HAR HP:230 EP:194> Swiper gets an elf-skin bota from a leather scout ruck. headbutt Swiper opens an elf-skin bota. Swiper drinks from an elf-skin bota. Swiper closes an elf-skin bota. Swiper puts an elf-skin bota into a leather scout ruck. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:194> headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:194> Iarla nearly decapitates Swiper. You miss Swiper. Swiper misses Iarla. headbutt HAR HP:230 EP:194> Swiper gets an elf-skin bota from a leather scout ruck. Swiper opens an elf-skin bota. Swiper drinks from an elf-skin bota. Swiper closes an elf-skin bota. Swiper puts an elf-skin bota into a leather scout ruck. headbutt Iarla shatters the sculpture of Swiper's face. You hack Swiper taking off several layers of skin! Swiper misses Iarla. Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:193> headbutt HAR HP:230 EP:193> shape Swiper is in average shape. HAR HP:230 EP:193> AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE skills Iarla wishes the crimson sword had hit Swiper. You hack Swiper taking off several layers of skin! Swiper grazes Iarla. Common Skills: HAR HP:230 EP:193> headbutt Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Swiper! HAR HP:230 EP:158> Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness shape Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Iarla severs the sinews of Swiper's torso. You hack Swiper taking off several layers of skin! Swiper misses you. Iarla pulls Swiper closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper doesn't look so great. HAR HP:230 EP:158> Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DSLG DSLG Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness headbutt Iarla cries out in battle-glory and slides the blade through Swiper. You stab Swiper, tearing muscle from the bone. Swiper misses Iarla. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:157> Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A long-horned antelope Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The Harad Road(n, se, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A long-horned antelope Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:157> Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:157> Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves east. Iarla leaves east. You follow your leader east. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Iarla wishes the crimson sword had hit Swiper. You bash Swiper with the hilt of the sword. You still feel drunk. Swiper misses Iarla. The effects wear off. headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness headbutt Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Harad Road(n, w, e, ne and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:160> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A pack of gray wolves headbutt Iarla cries out in battle-glory and slides the blade through Swiper. You stab Swiper, tearing muscle from the bone. Swiper misses Iarla. You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Swiper's nose. HAR HP:230 EP:125> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A sturdy-looking string Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:125> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A herd of sheep Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:125> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A few edain refugees fleeing across the plains Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. HAR HP:230 EP:125> Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A small patrol of haradrim fighters Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A few edain refugees fleeing across the plains Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A patrol of orcs scans the horizon Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A young countryman Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The plains(n, w, e and s) [nw, n and ne] Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness Swiper leaves north. Iarla leaves north. You follow your leader north. The south gate of Kadar(n, se, sw and s) Iarla Stickyknickers the eorling King (Angelic) Swiper the numenorean Mage of Darkness A signpost A hitching post headbutt Iarla wishes the crimson sword had hit Swiper. You bash Swiper with the hilt of the sword. You killed Swiper. Swiper has died.