I just found this rather amusing. "omg, my friends are being attacked in Mordor... Time to bail! Screw them! 2knock on gates". No representation of skill, I know :(
Created by log Converter(tm)! HP:210 EP:180 Inside Mordor(s and e) HP:210 EP:180 Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:180 Anvik appears from the shadows. do 4s, 3e, 5s Do: starting commands. HP:210 EP:180 The Morannon(s and n) HP:210 EP:180 The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) HP:210 EP:180 Udûn(s, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:180 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:180 The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) HP:210 EP:180 Udûn(s, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:180 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:180 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:180 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:180 The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:180 The road through Udûn(s, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:180 The Isenmouthe(s, n, w, se and sw) HP:210 EP:180 Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:180 legend anvik Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) On for: 1h 18m 43s Gender: male Age: 10d 4h 6m 8s Can be mailed: Anvik@Combe Info: I'll be there for u thru it all even if savin you sends me to Heaven TRJA HP:210 EP:180 Target:'Anvik' alias 1 trigger Anvik todo hunt Anvik trigger Anvik todo hunt Anvik Alias: 1 (trigger Anvik todo hunt Anvik) altered. HP:210 EP:181 The next time you see 'Anvik', you will do: 'hunt Anvik'. HP:210 EP:181 do 5n, 3w, 4n Do: starting commands. HP:210 EP:181 The road through Udûn(s, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:181 The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:181 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:181 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:181 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:181 Udûn(s, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:181 The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) HP:210 EP:181 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit HP:210 EP:181 Udûn(s, n, w and e) HP:210 EP:181 The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) HP:210 EP:181 The Morannon(s and n) HP:210 EP:181 Inside Mordor(s and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik HP:210 EP:181 You begin to hunt Anvik. HP:210 EP:181 Do: Commands completed. HP:210 EP:181 Anvik says in Westron: snaghash drink mixed potion draw sword wield sword backstab Anvik kill Anvik shape Anvik There is no mixed potion here. HP:210 EP:181 You don't have a sword stored. HP:210 EP:181 You already wield it! HP:210 EP:181 In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime! You attack Anvik. Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik <You sneak up and stab Anvik from behind! You massacre Anvik with incredible force! HP:210 EP:131 You are already hunting Anvik! HP:210 EP:131 You attack Anvik. HP:210 EP:131 Anvik is in average shape. AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE - HP:210 EP:131 Anvik - AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE HP:210 EP:131 Megildur appears from the shadows. shape Anvik is in average shape. AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE - Anvik - AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik HP:210 EP:131 You are already hunting Anvik! HP:210 EP:131 Anvik cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. You hit Anvik very hard. l You now stand on the inner side of the Morannon. The desolate land of Mordor spreads around you, and you sense evil everywhere. To your east and west lie Carchost and Narchost, the horrid Towers of the Teeth. This dark land seems dangerous and tricky and despite the lonely feeling you know that you are not alone. Occasionally you hear sounds coming from the towers, and you feel that there are sentinels nearby... The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are south and east. Megildur of The Council the sindar Warlock (Heroic) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik HP:206 EP:130 You are already hunting Anvik! HP:206 EP:130 thd Anvik misses you. You miss Anvik. The next time you see 'has died', you will do: 'do get all from corpse into pack,get all from corpse'. HP:206 EP:130 Redbull appears from the shadows. shape Anvik is in average shape. AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE - Anvik - AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE HP:206 EP:130 l Megildur fades into the shadows. You now stand on the inner side of the Morannon. The desolate land of Mordor spreads around you, and you sense evil everywhere. To your east and west lie Carchost and Narchost, the horrid Towers of the Teeth. This dark land seems dangerous and tricky and despite the lonely feeling you know that you are not alone. Occasionally you hear sounds coming from the towers, and you feel that there are sentinels nearby... The sky is black and the stars shine down brightly. The sky is brilliantly clear. The only obvious exits are south and east. Redbull the eorling Master Assassin (Impartial) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) HP:206 EP:130 Anvik misses you. You miss Anvik. In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Redbull! Without warning, Redbull stabs you from behind! $:has been backstabbed by $HIR$Redbull$0$ at $HIB$HP:206 EP:130$0$! Redbull carves you up like a pig. [ Udungul ] Atalash has been backstabbed by Redbull at HP:206 EP:130! HP:155 EP:127 trigger off hunt off Trigger deactivated. HP:155 EP:127 You notice Redbull sizing you up. You stop hunting Anvik. HP:155 EP:127 Redbull misses you. Anvik misses you. You miss Redbull. Redbull pulls you closer to him and headbutts you square in the face. Redbull slices you like a cook slices an onion. Anvik cuts your arm, leaving several bruises. You miss Redbull. Anvik quickly thrusts his forehead into the bridge of your nose. HP:89 EP:127 Redbull misses you. Anvik misses you. You miss Anvik. yawn You yawn. HP:90 EP:128 do 4s, 3e, 5s Do: starting commands. HP:90 EP:128 The Morannon(s and n) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Udûn(s, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Redbull enters. Pit creature attacks Redbull. Anvik enters. Pit creature attacks Anvik. HP:90 EP:128 The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Udûn(s, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Redbull enters. Pit creature attacks Redbull. Anvik enters. Pit creature attacks Anvik. HP:90 EP:128 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Redbull enters. Pit creature attacks Redbull. Anvik enters. Pit creature attacks Anvik. HP:90 EP:128 Udûn(s, n, w and e) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Redbull enters. Pit creature attacks Redbull. Anvik enters. Pit creature attacks Anvik. HP:90 EP:128 The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 The road through Udûn(s, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 The Isenmouthe(s, n, w, se and sw) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Do: Commands completed. HP:90 EP:128 do dirs Do: starting commands. HP:90 EP:128 Orc path(s, nw, w and e) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Redbull enters. Orc warrior attacks Redbull. Anvik enters. Orc warrior attacks Anvik. HP:90 EP:128 You miss Anvik. Orc warrior misses Redbull. Orc path(ne, s, n, w, sw and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Orc Camp(ne, s, nw, n, se, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Orc path(s, nw, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Orc path(s, n, w and e) A wiry Orc courier trots past you Redbull enters. Orc courier attacks Redbull. Anvik enters. Orc courier attacks Anvik. HP:90 EP:128 Orc path(s, n, se, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Orc Camp(s, nw, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Orc path(s, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Orc path(s, n, se, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 Sauron's Road(ne, s, nw, n, w, sw and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 checkmb Sauron's Road(s, ne, n, w and e) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. HP:90 EP:128 A checkpoint(w and e) An uruk-hai commander creeps along cautiously An ugly, smelly orc An orc guard A campfire (burning) Redbull enters. Anvik enters. Obnoxious orc attacks Anvik. Guard attacks Anvik. Guard attacks Anvik! Obnoxious orc attacks Anvik! HP:90 EP:128 Do: Commands completed. HP:90 EP:128 What? HP:90 EP:128 do dirs Do: starting commands. HP:90 EP:128 <Darkness surrounds you. A bridge(w and e) Redbull enters. HP:90 EP:128 Darkness surrounds you. A bridge(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(n, w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(n, w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(sw and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and w) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(w and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(sw and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and w) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(sw and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and w) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(sw and e) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and sw) HP:90 EP:128 The Morgul Road(ne and w) HP:90 EP:128 Behind the Morgul gate(e) HP:90 EP:128 Do: Commands completed. HP:90 EP:128 HP:92 EP:130 %Redbull and Anvik in Mordor, being newbies %% Atalash: Redbull and Anvik in Mordor, being newbies HP:92 EP:127 The scouts have tallied the enemies in Mordor, two dwarves and one eorling were seen. do 2knock on gate,2w,sw,4w,sw,s Do: starting commands. HP:92 EP:127 You raise your hand to knock on the gates when you hear an insane laugh and then a hard thunk. It sounds like the soldiers behind the gate are laughing at you. Taking another look around, it appears that the Mordor gates are guarded MUCH better than they have been in the past. You are positive that anyone not serving the Dark Lord foolish enough to enter these gates would face a swift and painful demise. HP:92 EP:127 Using all your strength, you knock on the gate, praying for luck. Footsteps can be heard, coming to your direction...suddenly an iron door carved in the gate opens and from it you can feel a warm breath... You decide that it's too late to return and enter the gate... A guard post in the Morgul gate(w and e) A numenorean sentry eying you suspiciously [2] The commander of the guard HP:92 EP:127 As you walk through the gates, you feel rather than see eyes watching you. They accept your dark presence, and let you pass out of Mordor. In front of the Morgul gate(w) HP:92 EP:127 The Morgul Road(sw and e) HP:92 EP:127 A crossroads in the Morgul Road(s, ne and w) HP:92 EP:127 The bridge over the Morgulduin(n, w and e) [sw] HP:92 EP:127 The Morgul Road(w and e) [s] HP:92 EP:127 Morgul Pass(n, w and e) [se] HP:92 EP:127 The Southward Road(ne, n, w, sw and e) HP:92 EP:127 The Southward Road(s, ne and w) [nw and sw] HP:92 EP:127 A bridge over the Morgulduin(s and n) [w and e] A boiled hand (fingerless) A brand (burned out) A small key A signpost HP:92 EP:127 Do: Commands completed. HP:92 EP:127 legend megildur The ghost of Megildur On for: 3h 53m 50s Age: 0s **Redbull has died in Mordor (reason unknown to me), Anvik is still in there. We go to find him, and finish the job. Orc path(n and se) You lead your party northwest. HP:184 EP:157 n Orc path(s and nw) You lead your party north. HP:184 EP:157 n You can't go that way! HP:184 EP:157 nw Orc path(n and se) You lead your party northwest. HP:184 EP:157 n Orc path(ne, s and n) You lead your party north. HP:184 EP:157 n Orc path(s, nw and e) You lead your party north. HP:184 EP:157 n You can't go that way! HP:184 EP:156 nw Orc Camp(n, nw and se) You lead your party northwest. HP:184 EP:156 n A dark entrance(s and gateway) You lead your party north. HP:184 EP:156 %% Aranudam: Cealorin heading toward Kadar s Orc Camp(n, nw and se) You lead your party south. HP:184 EP:156 nw A vast plateau(se) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik You lead your party northwest. HP:184 EP:156 Carmel attacks Anvik. Carmel's staff fires a red beam at Anvik and hits him dead on. Anvik screams in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around Anvik and gets absorbed by the powers of Carmel's staff! You begin to hunt Anvik. HP:184 EP:156 n You can't go that way! HP:184 EP:156 You are too busy to make an attack! drink mixed potion draw sword wield sword backstab Anvik kill Anvik shape Anvik There is no mixed potion here. HP:185 EP:156 You don't have a sword stored. HP:185 EP:156 You already wield it! HP:185 EP:156 You're too busy fighting! HP:185 EP:156 You attack Anvik. Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik HP:185 EP:156 You are already hunting Anvik! HP:185 EP:156 Anvik doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG - HP:185 EP:156 Anvik - DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:185 EP:156 Carmel removes a strange runed staff. Carmel wields her dark steel longsword in a blinding blur of motion!! Anvik leaves southeast. Triggered! doing: hunt Anvik You follow Anvik southeast. Orc Camp(n, nw and se) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party southeast. You are already hunting Anvik! HP:185 EP:156 You miss Anvik. HP:185 EP:154 thd The next time you see 'has died', you will do: 'do get all from corpse into pack,get all from corpse'. HP:185 EP:154 Anvik leaves southeast. You follow Anvik southeast. Orc path(s, nw and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party southeast. You massacre Anvik with incredible force! l Anvik leaves south. You follow Anvik south. Orc path(ne, s and n) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party south. Anvik leaves south. You follow Anvik south. Orc path(n and se) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party south. The ground here has been beaten flat by thousands of feet, orc armies on the move. These paths are used by Sauron's orcs as he moves them to strategic points for his conquest of Middle-Earth. The orc path continues north and southeast. A high ridge is east. The Mountains of Shadow rise up west. The sky is clear yet still dark as night. The only obvious exits are north and southeast. Carmel the silvan Sorceress (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) HP:185 EP:153 shape Anvik doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG - Anvik - DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG HP:185 EP:153 You inflict massive damage to Anvik. headbutt You grapple with Anvik, your cranium colliding with his face. HP:185 EP:117 Anvik leaves north. You follow Anvik north. Orc path(ne, s and n) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party north. l The ground here has been beaten flat by thousands of feet, orc armies on the move. These paths are used by Sauron's orcs as he moves them to strategic points for his conquest of Middle-Earth. The orc path continues all around. A high ridge is east. The Mountains of Shadow rise up southwest. A dark castle can be seen northwest. The sky is clear yet still dark as night. The only obvious exits are northeast, south and north. Carmel the silvan Sorceress (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) HP:185 EP:117 You massacre Anvik with incredible force! l anvik This is a rather heavyset man, but that's not what gets your attention. First off, he's clean-shaven, and then on top of that, he's six foot two!! Upon closer inspection, you realize that this is no man, but rather a gigantic DWARF!!! yes, a DWARF!!! You make a mental note never to piss this dwarf off, because you want to stay alive... He is carrying: The fang of Sauron (wielded). A dwarven hauberk (worn). A simple leather baldric (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn). An elven shield (worn). A pair of armoured gloves (worn). A bloodstained cloak (worn). A crystal (worn). A glass flute. The 9th Two Towers EVENT! badge. A commemorative token from the Event-2007. An event case containing one memorabilia (open) (worn). HP:185 EP:115 Anvik leaves north. You follow Anvik north. Orc path(s, nw and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party north. Anvik leaves east. You follow Anvik east. Orc path(w, sw and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party east. Anvik leaves west. You follow Anvik west. Orc path(s, nw and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party west. Anvik leaves east. You follow Anvik east. Orc path(w, sw and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party east. Anvik leaves east. You follow Anvik east. Orc path(s, se, w and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party east. [ Udungul ] Brunom: back to work guys shape Anvik is near death. DIE DIE DIE DIE - Anvik - DIE DIE DIE DIE HP:185 EP:115 Anvik misses you. You hit Anvik hard. Carmel tears Anvik apart with gruesome efficiency. Anvik leaves east. You follow Anvik east. Orc path(ne, s, w and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party east. Anvik leaves west. You follow Anvik west. Orc path(s, se, w and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party west. Anvik leaves east. You follow Anvik east. Orc path(ne, s, w and e) Anvik the dwarf Swordmaster (Angelic) You lead your party east. Carmel puts Anvik out of his misery. Anvik falls to the ground. Carmel puts Anvik out of his misery. Anvik has died. Triggered! doing: do get all from corpse into pack,get all from corpse Do: starting commands. HP:185 EP:114 some gold coins : Gold may only be pocketed. a crystal : Ok. a bloodstained cloak : Ok. a pair of armoured gloves : Ok. an elven shield : Too bulky. a Dol Amroth pack : Too bulky. a pair of mail pants : Too bulky. a simple leather baldric : Ok. a dwarven hauberk : Too bulky. the fang of Sauron : Too bulky.