Easiest way to kill me. Wait... to kill anyone. Cheers to x-friends Kubar & Lordevil.
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Orc sergeant wields his horn. g A large assembly hall(s, w, se, e and sw) An orc sergeant HP:220 EP:105> Orc sergeant blows into the horn and blasts a resounding fanfare. g HP:220 EP:104> gold A large assembly hall(s, w, se, e and sw) An orc sergeant HP:220 EP:104> score i You search your pockets and find 15 gold. HP:220 EP:104> Tyip the dunedain Mastermind (Shadowspawn of Mordor) HP: 220/220 END: 104/220 Exp: 493207 Avg. Stats: 100 Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 18 thief, 5d 3h 56m 38s old. You are extending your vision. HP:220 EP:104> Gold: 15 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A metal flask (in hands). A leather flask (in hands). The 9th Two Towers EVENT! badge. HP:220 EP:104> do s,2e,s,sw,w s out Do: starting commands. HP:220 EP:104> i A large assembly hall(n, se, w, e and sw) HP:220 EP:104> A large assembly hall(nw, w, sw and e) HP:220 EP:104> A guard post(s and w) An uruk-hai guard [2] HP:220 EP:104> A dark hallway(ne, n and sw) HP:220 EP:104> A guard post(ne and w) An uruk-hai guard [2] HP:220 EP:104> A large entry hall(s, nw, w, sw and e) A troll warrior [2] An easterling sorcerer An orc officer [2] HP:220 EP:104> Do: Commands completed. HP:220 EP:104> s A large entry hall(out, nw, n and w) A troll warrior [3] An easterling sorcerer [2] An orc officer [2] HP:220 EP:104> The gate swings open as you approach. Before the gate of the Tower of Barad-dur(s, enter, w and e) HP:220 EP:104> do 30w Gold: 15 Encumbrance: unencumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A metal flask (in hands). A leather flask (in hands). The 9th Two Towers EVENT! badge. HP:220 EP:104> A meeting of paths(s, n, w and e) Cerol the hobbit Lady Death (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Lordevil Ar-Gimilzor the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Yuber Turamrath the dunedain Warlord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Kubar Ar-Pharazon the dunedain Crime Lord (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Jaron the dunedain Deathmaster (Shadowspawn of Mordor) HP:220 EP:103> In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Lordevil! wimpy off Do: starting commands. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean looking easterling guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean-looking orc guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An ugly orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean looking easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An ugly orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean-looking orc guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean-looking orc guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An elite orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean looking easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An ugly orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An elite orc guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:220 EP:103> In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Jaron! wimpy off Without warning, Jaron stabs you from behind! $:has been backstabbed by Jaron with 220 hp and 103> In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. ep. The room is HP:220 EP:103> Sauron's Road do wimpy off,focus dodge,2light crystal,focus defense Jaron massacres you with incredible force! In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Cerol! wimpy off Lordevil misses you. Jaron hits you very hard. You miss Jaron. Cerol hits you with the pommel of the sword. Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean-looking orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An elite orc guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An ugly orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean looking easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An ugly orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean looking easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:152 EP:104> A gate through the wall(w and e) An elite orc guard [4] Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) Elite easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) Elite easterling guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:152 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) Elite easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:152 EP:104> In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Yuber! wimpy off Yuber pulls you closer to him and headbutts you square in the face. Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean-looking orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:133 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An elite orc guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:133 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) An elite orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:133 EP:104> Yuber massacres you with incredible force! Lordevil nicks you slightly. Jaron misses you. You miss Lordevil. Cerol hits you with the pommel of the sword. You chuckle as Jaron feebly attempts to headbutt you. Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) Elite easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:97 EP:104> In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You are attacked by Kubar! wimpy off Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) A mean-looking orc guard Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:97 EP:104> A massive bridge spanning a chasm(w and e) A mean looking easterling guard Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:97 EP:104> Sauron's Road approaches a chasm(w and e) Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:97 EP:104> Sauron's Road(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:97 EP:104> Do: Commands completed. HP:97 EP:104> You're no wimp! HP:97 EP:104> You're no wimp! HP:97 EP:104> You aren't a member of a guild or clan. HP:97 EP:104> Do: starting commands. HP:97 EP:104> You're no wimp! HP:97 EP:104> You start focusing on your dodge skill. HP:97 EP:104> You don't see crystal to light. HP:97 EP:104> You don't see crystal to light. HP:97 EP:104> You can't change your focus quite that fast! HP:97 EP:104> Do: Commands completed. HP:97 EP:104> You're no wimp! HP:97 EP:104> You're no wimp! HP:97 EP:104> do 3n,3w,6n You're no wimp! HP:97 EP:104> You notice Cerol sizing you up. Kubar tries to feint to your right, but stumbles, nearly drops a long haradrim bone sword, and misses. Do: starting commands. HP:97 EP:104> Orc path(s, nw, n, w and sw) Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:97 EP:104> The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:97 EP:104> The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) An Orc sergeant in search of malingering Orc soldiers Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:97 EP:104> Orc path(s, nw, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:97 EP:104> The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:97 EP:104> The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:97 EP:104> Yuber misses you. Kubar misses you by a hair's breadth. Lordevil rips you limb from limb! Jaron misses you. You hit Jaron. Cerol hits you with the pommel of the sword. Orc path(s, n, w and e) Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:68 EP:103> The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) A miserable, sniveling Orc slave Jaron enters. Kubar enters. Yuber enters. Lordevil enters. Cerol enters. HP:68 EP:103> The Gorgoroth(s, w and e) Jaron enters. Cerol enters. Lordevil enters. Yuber enters. Kubar enters. HP:68 EP:103> You can't go that way! HP:68 EP:103> You can't go that way! HP:68 EP:103> You can't go that way! HP:68 EP:103> Do: Commands completed. HP:68 EP:103> Kubar tries to feint to your left, but stumbles, nearly drops a long haradrim bone sword, and misses. Kubar tries to feint to your left, but stumbles, nearly drops a long haradrim bone sword, and misses. Kubar feints to your left and lands a surprise blow! Yuber misses you. Kubar hits you with the flat of the sword. Lordevil injures you severely! Jaron misses you. You miss Lordevil. Cerol misses you. You chuckle as Cerol feebly attempts to headbutt you. Lordevil pulls you closer to him and headbutts you square in the face. You notice Kubar sizing you up. Yuber misses you. Kubar cleaves you, coating the white bone with blood! Lordevil misses you. Jaron inflicts massive damage to you. You fall to the ground. You are bleeding to death. Lordevil puts you out of your misery. You are attacked by Yuber! wimpy off drink flask You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-11 EP:103> open flask Cerol puts you out of your misery. Lordevil puts you out of your misery. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-11 EP:103> Kubar puts you out of your misery. Yuber misses you. Lordevil ceases attacking you. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:0 EP:102> You are attacked by Cerol! Yuber massacres you with incredible force! Yuber ceases attacking you. Cerol misses you. %% Jaron: legend tyip You are attacked by Kubar! wimpy off HP:0 EP:102> Kubar hits you with the flat of the sword. Kubar ceases attacking you. Cerol cuts you to the bone. Lordevil puts you out of your misery. Lordevil puts you out of your misery. You are unconscious and can do nothing! HP:-16 EP:102> Cerol plunges the sword into Tyip's chest! You have died. In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. Someone gets some gold coins from corpse of Tyip. You say in Westron: The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. HP:0 EP:0> Someone shares some gold with someone. Someone shares some gold with someone. Someone shares some gold with someone. Someone shares some gold with someone. HP:0 EP:0> You notice Someone is no longer being merciful in his attacks. Someone gets a leather flask and a metal flask from corpse of Tyip. Someone looks at Corpse of Tyip. 'dang Someone says in Westron: Okay! Someone looks at Corpse of Tyip. You say in Westron: dang HP:0 EP:0> Yuber nods. Cerol roars fiercly, BLOOOOOODDD!! Jaron smiles. Someone leaves south. Someone leaves south. Someone leaves south. Someone leaves south. Someone leaves south.