assclown [n] : An individual devoid of intellect, normally exhibiting unfounded arrogance and a rather disturbing propensity toward idiotic actions. See also: Korbin
FRs waltzing all over our lands. Some fool comes in to talk shit. Korbin says in Westron: hey bitch! glance The north gate of Kadar(n, nw, e and s) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A signpost A hitching post A tough haradrim guard [2] A menacing haradrim archer [2] HP:230 EP:230)>> Korbin leaves northwest. Catrin leaves northwest. Detrid leaves northwest. Zerka leaves northwest. Ravathir tells you: he has aiglos and dragon helm tell ravathir Ya You tell Ravathir: Ya HP:230 EP:230)>> Perrota tells you: 6 enemies in har tell perrota noticed You tell Perrota: noticed HP:230 EP:230)>> tell korbin where do you get the room to speak up You tell Korbin: where do you get the room to speak up HP:230 EP:230)>> Ravathir tells you: we should do him instead Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. tell korbin leave these lands before you embarrass yourself further You tell Korbin: leave these lands before you embarrass yourself further HP:230 EP:230)>> Pentheus enters. Paragon enters. Pentheus leaves northwest. Paragon leaves northwest. Guard lowers his weapon and leans on it for a moment. Guard says in some strange tongue: sanamaw dariyya bar can be lamtuhiyya bar laqadhum bar zawajrim iskancail adtusana. Party say from Ravathir: they killed soulblade Pentheus enters. Paragon enters. Party say from Ravathir: we need to Pentheus looks at Ravathir. Ravathir looks at Pentheus. party say $HIY$I see. You say to your party: I see. HP:230 EP:230)>> Perrota looks at Pentheus. Pentheus says in Westron: Aww, no uniques for him to lose. Paragon chats with his party. Perrota looks at Paragon. Pentheus leaves northwest. Paragon leaves northwest. say Aww no Azer's penis to suckle You say in Westron: Aww no Azer's penis to suckle HP:230 EP:230)>> Korbin enters. Zerka enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Korbin says in Westron: hahahahha Detrid stinks like a corpse rotting for days! Korbin repulses you with odor! glance detrid Detrid burps rudely. Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) The odor coming from this being is atrocious, a stench of death! Detrid has the look of a seasoned adventurer. Detrid is a Major in the army of Gondor with 51 wins and 9 losses. He is carrying: A malevolent sword (wielded). A dwarven hauberk (worn). A grey studded sheath (worn). A Dol Amroth pack (open) (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A great Dunlending shield (worn). HP:230 EP:230)>> glance catrin Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig The odor coming from this being is atrocious, a stench of death! Catrin is a Sergeant in the army of Gondor with 0 wins and 0 losses. A sparkle of light dances off of Catrin's circlet. This person has the air of a scholar. She is carrying: A large training prod (wielded). A dwarven war shield (worn). A dwarven hauberk (worn). A simple leather baldric (worn). An Orc courier pack (worn). A pair of mail pants (worn). A bloodstained cloak (worn). HP:230 EP:230)>> glance The north gate of Kadar(n, nw, e and s) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota the uruk-hai Pestilence Ravathir the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A signpost A hitching post A tough haradrim guard [2] A menacing haradrim archer [2] HP:230 EP:230)>> Detrid says quietly in Westron: dont look at me Korbin says in Westron: you must not know who I am Catrin says "Heya!". Detrid frowns. Ravathir looks at Detrid. Catrin repulses you with odor! Ravathir looks at Zerka. Detrid blahs. say I know you quit the MUD to play TNT You say in Westron: I know you quit the MUD to play TNT HP:230 EP:230)>> Pentheus enters. Paragon enters. Ravathir looks at Catrin. Detrid reeks like a sewer full of excrement! say and then came back here with your tail between your legs You say in Westron: and then came back here with your tail between your legs HP:230 EP:230)>> Ravathir looks at Korbin. Korbin says in Westron: dont even thing you could embarrassme Pentheus looks at Perrota. Korbin stinks like a corpse rotting for days! Korbin says in Westron: hahaha Ravathir tells you: fucking korbin! Pentheus looks at you. Korbin says in Westron: try it you fucking loser :P Catrin repulses you with odor! say I will not waste my time speaking with a fool You say in Westron: I will not waste my time speaking with a fool HP:230 EP:230)>> Catrin looks at you. Korbin says in Westron: hahaha Detrid stinks like a corpse rotting for days! Pentheus says in Westron: No uniques for ANY of them to lose :( Korbin stinks like a corpse rotting for days! say You feel so tough with your Aiglos and your party You say in Westron: You feel so tough with your Aiglos and your party HP:230 EP:230)>> Catrin looks at Ravathir. Catrin repulses you with odor! Korbin says in Westron: ravathir your a fucking noob too :P Ravathir stands up straight and loudly bellows 'HA HA!'. Ravathir falls down laughing. say I could best any of you one on one You say in Westron: I could best any of you one on one HP:230 EP:230)>> Catrin grins mischievously. Ravathir rolls on the floor laughing. Pentheus says in Westron: I bet you could, Exhalev! Paragon cracks his knuckles. Pentheus says in Westron: Oh wait, I had you owned 1v2 Korbin says in Westron: I have yet to ever be PKd by a ER Korbin says in Westron: so fucking try it Ravathir looks at Korbin. Pentheus says in Westron: Until your party member gets the hand god on his ass Korbin says in Westron: you fucking worthless piece of shit Catrin oohs excitedly at Korbin. Guard says in some strange tongue: sanamaw dariyya bar can be lamtuhiyya bar laqadhum bar zawajrim iskancail adtusana. Ravathir tells you: korbin has no hand healing Paragon tells you: i think my fb's would best you:) Archer says in some strange tongue: akhbarsharqi kanatdariyya lamtuhiyya atuha cail atuha. No bayt lamtuhiyya marinnana bayt miyyajiddan dariyya aydan. Guard lowers his weapon and leans on it for a moment. Korbin says in Westron: no ill be in osg you dumbass fuck tell paragon I meant one on one, the art of an assassin You tell Paragon: I meant one, the art of an assassin HP:230 EP:230)>> Korbin leaves northwest. Catrin leaves northwest. Detrid leaves northwest. Zerka leaves northwest. tell korbin Who abused you as a child? You tell Korbin: Who abused you as a child? HP:230 EP:230)>> Pentheus says in Westron: I bet Exhalev would hunt into STS :P Paragon shrugs. Party say from Perrota: what a bitch Archer says in some strange tongue: akhbarsharqi kanatdariyya lamtuhiyya atuha cail atuha. No bayt lamtuhiyya marinnana bayt miyyajiddan dariyya aydan. tell korbin Why the negativity You tell Korbin: Why the negativity HP:230 EP:230)>> Guard paces back and forth. The sun has risen, and it is time to check out of the inn. If you would like to keep your room another day, please return to the inn desk in Kadar and rent room again. The sun appears at the edge of the eastern sky. Azkrayel enters. The scouts have tallied the enemies in Harondor, two dwarves and one edain were seen. Celoril enters. Glittering runes dazzle your eyes. A blade of Valinor is wielded and blazes forth with light! Azkrayel whips a bright runed longsword (shining) from a bone-buckled swordbelt with a berserker's roar! Azkrayel wields a bright runed longsword (shining). Pentheus says in Westron: If he knows what it is. Pentheus leaves northwest. Paragon leaves northwest. Party say from Ravathir: strike+stab+hamstring=dead Party say from Perrota: lol Azkrayel leaves northwest. party say $HIY$They're all x shielding You say to your party: They're all x shielding HP:230 EP:230)>> party say $HIY$Not worth my time You say to your party: Not worth my time HP:230 EP:230)>> Celoril leaves northwest. Party say from Perrota: they are pussies Party say from Ravathir: If they do a quest Party say from Perrota: they are pussies Party say from Ravathir: lets fuck them up party say $HIY$Fair enough You say to your party: Fair enough HP:230 EP:230)>> Korbin enters. Zerka enters. Catrin enters. Detrid enters. party say $HIY$See Korbin talking shit You say to your party: See Korbin talking shit HP:230 EP:230)>> Guard scans the land around him. Korbin has hp: 140/230 and end: 69/230 Azkrayel enters. glance korbin Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) There is an aura of calmness around Korbin. Korbin has the look of a seasoned adventurer. Korbin is a Commander in the army of Gondor with 52 wins and 0 losses. You see a tattoo of a sword and shield on his shoulder. He is carrying: The Dragon-helm of Dor-lómin (worn). Aiglos, icicle of Gil-galad (glowing) (wielded). A bloodstained cloak (worn). A crystalline shield (worn). A shiny set of steel leggings (worn). A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). A courier pack of Barad-dûr (open) (worn). A spear sheath (worn). A stamped staying-permit. HP:230 EP:230)>> Guard lowers his weapon and leans on it for a moment. Korbin says in Westron: please attack me Ravathir says in Westron: shut up Korbin chats with his party. party say $HIY$me leader You say to your party: me leader HP:230 EP:230)>> draw sword You whip a malevolent sword from a black studded leather baldric like a weaponsmaster!! You wield a malevolent sword. HP:230 EP:230)>> Party say from Perrota: fuck him up right now You become the new leader of your party. Catrin chats with her party. hunt korbin You begin to hunt Korbin. HP:230 EP:230)>> party say $HIY$strike You say to your party: strike HP:230 EP:230)>> Zerka falls down laughing. Guard scans the land around him. Korbin says in Westron: im so dumb as an FR Party say from Ravathir: wait Ravathir leaves south. Korbin says in Westron: omg Catrin chats with her party. s A large stone road(n, w, e and s) Perrota enters. HP:230 EP:230)>> Ravathir enters. Ravathir leaves north. tell ravathir hurry You tell Ravathir: hurry HP:230 EP:230)>> n The north gate of Kadar(n, nw, e and s) Ravathir the dunedain Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Azkrayel the edain Wolf Spirit (Angelic) Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A signpost A hitching post A tough haradrim guard [2] A menacing haradrim archer [2] Perrota enters. HP:230 EP:230)>> hunt korbin Korbin says in Westron: what do i do :!:!:!: You begin to hunt Korbin. HP:230 EP:230)>> Ravathir attacks Korbin. Ravathir's staff fires a red beam at Korbin and hits him dead on. Korbin screams in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around Korbin and gets absorbed by the powers of Ravathir's staff! You shield Ravathir, and Korbin grazes you. Korbin disfigures Ravathir. party say $HIY$strike You say to your party: strike HP:227 EP:230)>> You shield Ravathir, and Korbin hits you very hard. Korbin pierces Ravathir causing a yelp of pain. backstab korbin You attack Korbin. You sneak up and stab Korbin from behind! You massacre Korbin with incredible force! HP:213 EP:180)>> Korbin leaves northwest. You follow Korbin northwest. The Harad Road(nw, n, se, w and e) [se and s] Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves west. Zerka leaves west. Catrin leaves west. Detrid leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) [se] Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. Korbin leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e, ne and s) Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves west. Zerka leaves west. Catrin leaves west. Detrid leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. Korbin leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves west. Zerka leaves west. Catrin leaves west. Detrid leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(nw, n, w, e and s) Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. Korbin leaves northwest. You follow Korbin northwest. The Harad Road(n, se, w, e and s) Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves west. Zerka leaves west. Catrin leaves west. Detrid leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. Korbin leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves west. Zerka leaves west. Catrin leaves west. Detrid leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. Korbin leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves west. Zerka leaves west. Catrin leaves west. Detrid leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(n, w, e and s) Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. shape Korbin is near death. HP:213 EP:180)>> Perrota attacks Korbin. Korbin stabs Perrota twisting the point for maximum damage! Perrota misses Korbin. You miss Korbin. Korbin leaves west. You follow Korbin west. The Harad Road(nw, n, w, e and s) [nw] Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. Korbin leaves northwest. Zerka leaves northwest. Catrin leaves northwest. Detrid leaves northwest. You follow Korbin northwest. A bridge over the Anduin(nw and se) [w and ne] Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic) Catrin Ruazair the dunedain Llafn Gwaig Zerka Nrquinga the sindar Drunken Wench Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) Ravathir enters. Perrota enters. Korbin leaves northwest. You follow Korbin northwest. Outside the gates of Pelargir(n, se, w, e, gate and s) [nw, se, w, sw and s] Korbin Mythil the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Demonic) A signpost Perrota enters. Ravathir enters. Detrid enters. Catrin enters. Zerka enters. headbutt korbin You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Korbin. HP:213 EP:159)>> Korbin gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak. Korbin opens a silver flask. Korbin drinks from a silver flask. Korbin closes a silver flask. Korbin puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak. Perrota lunges and viciously cripples Korbin's leg. Korbin gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak. Korbin opens a silver flask. Korbin drinks from a silver flask. Korbin closes a silver flask. Korbin puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak. Korbin gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak. Korbin opens a silver flask. Korbin drinks from a silver flask. Korbin closes a silver flask. Korbin puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak. Korbin barely misses Ravathir, only a few inches off-target. Korbin misses Ravathir. Ravathir misses Korbin. Perrota misses Korbin. You miss Korbin. Ravathir pulls Korbin closer to him and headbutts him square in the face. Korbin gets a silver flask from a bloodstained cloak. Korbin opens a silver flask. Korbin drinks from a silver flask. Korbin closes a silver flask. Korbin puts a silver flask into a bloodstained cloak. Korbin falls to the ground. Korbin is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! HP:214 EP:159)>> Ravathir puts Korbin out of his misery. Ravathir puts Korbin out of his misery. You attack Korbin. You decide to put Korbin out of his misery. HP:214 EP:159)>> Ravathir puts Korbin out of his misery. You decide to put Korbin out of his misery. HP:214 EP:159)>> Perrota puts Korbin out of his misery. Perrota puts Korbin out of his misery. You killed Korbin. Korbin has died. The glow dies down as Aiglos is removed. % legend korbin %% Exhalev: legend korbin HP:214 EP:156)>> Detrid bandages Korbin. Korbin smiles and says: Bah! store sword You remove a malevolent sword. You store a malevolent sword in a black studded leather baldric. HP:214 EP:156)>> Detrid gets a courier pack of Barad-dûr, a spear sheath and a shiny set of steel leggings from corpse of Korbin into a Dol Amroth pack. Ravathir removes a strange runed staff. Ravathir drops a strange runed staff. Korbin says in Westron: damit :P get aiglos from corpse Ok. Aiglos vibrates in your hand, and the tip of the spear glows brightly! Aiglos flashes violently, and its glow ceases. You wield Aiglos, icicle of Gil-galad. HP:192 EP:156)>> Detrid removes a malevolent sword. Detrid puts a malevolent sword into a grey studded sheath. Detrid gets a crystalline shield, some gold coins and a finely-shaped pearl carapace from corpse of Korbin. Ravathir gets the Dragon-helm of Dor-lómin from corpse of Korbin. Perrota says in Westron: awwwwww say Fucking piece of dumb shit, that'll teach ye to watch yer filthy mouth! You say in Westron: Fucking piece of dumb shit, that'll teach ye to watch yer filthy mouth!