I just found this hilarious is all.
You say in Westron: tick in 1minute ------(HP:215-EP:226)------ You slice Orc guard from top to bottom! Tiresias misses Orc guard. Orc guard misses you. Party say from Tiresias: I told Kelos that since I was getting the points for cleaver, that I'd let you auction or sell so he should talk to you. 'or so You say in Westron: or so ------(HP:215-EP:226)------ You swing the shadow sword wildly above Orc guard. Tiresias misses Orc guard. Orc guard misses you. You slice Orc guard from top to bottom! Tiresias hits Orc guard very hard, leaving severed body parts! Orc guard misses you. 'check icy after this You say in Westron: check icy after this ------(HP:216-EP:226)------ Tiresias nods. You skewer Orc guard with a powerful thrust! Tiresias cuts Orc guard's arm, leaving several bruises. Orc guard misses you. You skewer Orc guard with a powerful thrust! Tiresias hits Orc guard very hard, leaving severed body parts! Orc guard grazes you. nod You nod. ------(HP:214-EP:226)------ You skewer Orc guard with a powerful thrust! Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Tiresias misses Orc guard. Orc guard misses you. You swing the shadow sword wildly above Orc guard. Tiresias chops Orc guard. Orc guard misses you. You swing the shadow sword wildly above Orc guard. Tiresias chops Orc guard. Orc guard falls to the ground. Orc guard is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Tiresias puts Orc guard out of his misery. Tiresias swings the mighty Fang in triumph to send the soul of yet another victim to the Halls of Mandos. Orc guard has died. Tiresias opens the north door. Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The warlord's room(s) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Ughlaken, an Orc Warlord Tiresias closes the south door. gl The warlord's room(s) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Ughlaken, an Orc Warlord ------(HP:214-EP:224)------ Tiresias attacks Ughlaken. Tiresias quickly feints to Ughlaken's right, switches the fang of Sauron to his other hand and lands a solid blow! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken attacks you. Ughlaken misses you. kill warlord headbutt You attack Ughlaken. ------(HP:215-EP:225)------ You grapple with Ughlaken, your cranium colliding with his face. ------(HP:215-EP:190)------ You slice through Ughlaken's body in one swift motion! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. You almost chuckle at Ughlaken's pathetically weak headbutt. shape Ughlaken is in good shape. GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE ------(HP:208-EP:190)------ You slice Ughlaken from top to bottom! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. You thrust the sword into Ughlaken, pushing him off balance! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. Ughlaken punches you with his spiked gloves! shape You skewer Ughlaken with a powerful thrust! Tiresias chops Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. Ughlaken is in good shape. GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE ------(HP:197-EP:189)------ You swing the shadow sword wildly above Ughlaken. Tiresias hits Ughlaken very hard, leaving severed body parts! Ughlaken misses you. Ughlaken grapples with you, his cranium colliding with your face. 'that was tick You say in Westron: that was tick ------(HP:184-EP:188)------ uptime The Two Towers has been up for 18h 15m 55s. ------(HP:184-EP:188)------ You hack a large gash into Ughlaken's body. Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken hits you very hard. shape Ughlaken is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:170-EP:188)------ You skewer Ughlaken with a powerful thrust! Tiresias chops Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. headbutt You quickly thrust your forehead into the bridge of Ughlaken's nose. ------(HP:170-EP:153)------ You slice through Ughlaken's body in one swift motion! Tiresias cuts Ughlaken's arm, leaving several bruises. Ughlaken grazes you. shape Ughlaken is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:169-EP:153)------ You thrust the sword into Ughlaken, pushing him off balance! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken hits you hard. You almost chuckle at Ughlaken's pathetically weak headbutt. shape Ughlaken is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:154-EP:153)------ You swing the shadow sword wildly above Ughlaken. Tiresias hits Ughlaken very hard, leaving severed body parts! Ughlaken misses you. shape Ughlaken is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:154-EP:153)------ You thrust the sword into Ughlaken, pushing him off balance! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. Ughlaken punches you with his spiked gloves! shape Party say from Tiresias: Kelos is my friend, but as far as the guild is concerned I believe we're neutral towards him. So feel free to deal with him however you like. Ughlaken is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:145-EP:152)------ You hack a large gash into Ughlaken's body. Tiresias cuts Ughlaken's arm, leaving several bruises. Ughlaken misses you. You slice through Ughlaken's body in one swift motion! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. Ughlaken grapples with you, his cranium colliding with your face. Tiresias begins shielding you. Tiresias begins protecting you. You swing the shadow sword wildly above Ughlaken. Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken hits Tiresias very hard. Tiresias blushes and says: Oops! You slice Ughlaken from top to bottom! Tiresias misses Ughlaken. Ughlaken misses you. shape Ughlaken doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG ------(HP:132-EP:151)------ The south door swings open. Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Herakles closes the south door. Archangel attacks Tiresias. Archangel's staff fires a red beam at Tiresias and hits him dead on. Tiresias screams in agony! Suddenly a blue mist forms around Tiresias and gets absorbed by the powers of Archangel's staff! You skewer Ughlaken with a powerful thrust! Tiresias cuts Archangel's arm, leaving several bruises. Ughlaken grazes Tiresias. Ughlaken punches Tiresias with his spiked gloves! Tiresias opens the south door. Tiresias leaves south. Herakles leaves south. Archangel leaves south. You follow your leader south. A guard room(s and n) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) The carnage of Orc guard [2] Tiresias closes the north door. gl A guard room(s and n) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) The carnage of Orc guard [2] ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. A long hallway(s, n, se, w, sw and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Herakles attacks Tiresias. Suddenly, Herakles stabs Tiresias from behind! Herakles demolishes Tiresias in a blaze of furious strokes! Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. Entrance to a large camp(out and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Some gold coins An iron sword A rusty orc helm The eruption ceases but Mt. Doom continues to smoke. rc Do: starting commands. ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ You grip your shadow sword with one hand. ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ You very carefully slip a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion from your cloak. ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ Ok. ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ You grip your shadow sword with both hands. ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ Do: Commands completed. ------(HP:133-EP:152)------ Tiresias gets a black flask from a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias opens a black flask. Tiresias drinks something from a black flask. Tiresias closes a black flask. Tiresias puts a black flask into a bloodstained cloak. Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias gets a black flask from a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias opens a black flask. Tiresias drinks something from a black flask. Tiresias closes a black flask. Tiresias puts a black flask into a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias gets a black flask from a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias opens a black flask. Tiresias drinks something from a black flask. Tiresias closes a black flask. Tiresias puts a black flask into a bloodstained cloak. Archangel removes a strange runed staff. Archangel stores a strange runed staff in a black staff sling. Archangel gets a large training prod from a large harvester's pack. Archangel wields a large training prod. shield tiresias You begin shielding Tiresias. ------(HP:230-EP:230)------ Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias tosses some gold coins out of view. shape Usage: shape <target> ------(HP:230-EP:230)------ Tiresias leaves out. You follow your leader out. The Gorgoroth(s, enter, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A sniffer wrinkles his nose at you Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, nw, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) You shield Tiresias, and Herakles hits you hard. Herakles cuts Tiresias leaving a thin stream of blood! Tiresias gets a black flask from a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias opens a black flask. Tiresias drinks something from a black flask. Tiresias closes a black flask. Tiresias puts a black flask into a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias gets a black flask from a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias opens a black flask. Tiresias closes a black flask. Tiresias puts a black flask into a bloodstained cloak. Tiresias quaffs the blue vial, and dances slowly. Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Archangel misses Tiresias. snort Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. You snort in amusement. ------(HP:221-EP:229)------ Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Orc path(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. ------(HP:221-EP:229)------ rotfl Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) You roll on the floor laughing. ------(HP:221-EP:229)------ rotfl Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, nw, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. You shield Tiresias, and Herakles hits you hard. Herakles cuts Tiresias leaving a thin stream of blood! Archangel misses Tiresias. You roll on the floor laughing. ------(HP:213-EP:229)------ Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Orc path(s, n, se, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. headbutt herakles Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias cuts Herakles's arm, leaving several bruises. Archangel misses Tiresias. In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime! You attack Herakles. You pull Herakles closer to you and headbutt him square in the face. ------(HP:213-EP:194)------ headbutt herakles Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. ------(HP:213-EP:194)------ Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A hulking Orc warrior snarls at you Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, w, sw and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. Orc path(s, nw, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves northwest. Herakles leaves northwest. Archangel leaves northwest. You follow your leader northwest. The Isenmouthe(s, n, w, se and sw) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A torch A torch (burned out) shape all Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves north. Herakles leaves north. Archangel leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves north. Herakles leaves north. Archangel leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles is in good shape. GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE GOOD SHAPE ------(HP:213-EP:194)------ Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves west. Herakles leaves west. Archangel leaves west. You follow your leader west. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Herakles enters. Archangel enters. You are too busy to make an attack! Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Archangel misses Tiresias. Pit creature misses Tiresias. Tiresias leaves north. Herakles leaves north. Archangel leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves north. Herakles leaves north. Archangel leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Morannon(s and n) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. Tiresias leaves north. Herakles leaves north. Archangel leaves north. You follow your leader north. Inside Mordor(s and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) 'stay You say in Westron: stay ------(HP:213-EP:193)------ You are too busy to make an attack! Herakles barely misses Tiresias. You shield Tiresias, and Archangel hits you hard. Archangel singes Tiresias. Tiresias quickly feints to Herakles' right, switches the fang of Sauron to his other hand and lands a solid blow! The effects wear off. You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias cuts Herakles's arm, leaving several bruises. Archangel misses Tiresias. 'don't move You say in Westron: don't move ------(HP:206-EP:195)------ nod You nod. ------(HP:206-EP:195)------ gl Inside Mordor(s and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) ------(HP:206-EP:195)------ You slice through Herakles's body in one swift motion! Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You shield Tiresias, and Herakles massacres you with incredible force! Herakles cuts Tiresias leaving a thin stream of blood! Tiresias misses Herakles. You shield Tiresias, and Archangel hits you. Archangel singes Tiresias. You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. You shield Tiresias, and Herakles hits you very hard. Herakles cuts Tiresias leaving a thin stream of blood! Tiresias misses Herakles. You shield Tiresias, and Archangel hits you very hard. Archangel singes Tiresias. headbutt herakles You pull Herakles closer to you and headbutt him square in the face. ------(HP:158-EP:159)------ Archangel gets a strange runed staff from a black staff sling. You notice Tiresias sizing you up. Archangel starts casting a spell. shape all Herakles is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:158-EP:159)------ You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias misses Archangel. Archangel misses Tiresias. shape all Herakles is in average shape. AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE ------(HP:158-EP:159)------ hands You have two hands. You are holding the shadow sword (encased in a pulsating aura!) (wielded) You are holding the shadow sword (encased in a pulsating aura!) (wielded) You have no free hands. ------(HP:158-EP:159)------ You slice through Herakles's body in one swift motion! Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias misses Herakles. You shield Tiresias, and Archangel grazes you. Archangel singes Tiresias. i Gold: 1 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *The shadow sword (encased in a pulsating aura!) (wielded). *A finely-shaped pearl carapace (worn). *The Dragon-helm of Dor-lómin (worn). *A huge, dusty shield (worn). *A small vial labeled 'Tulkas'. *A pair of mail pants (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. *A crystal (worn). *A crystal (worn). *Black plate gauntlets (worn). *A large black cloak (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A studded leather baldric (worn). *A black, hooded Meglivornth cloak (worn). *An engraved black steel ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn). ------(HP:156-EP:158)------ Archangel starts casting a spell. 'focus herakles You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias misses Archangel. You say in Westron: focus herakles ------(HP:156-EP:158)------ Tiresias fluidly feints to Archangel's right, catching Archangel completely off guard with a vicious attack! Herakles shields Archangel, Tiresias grazes Herakles. Tiresias scratches Archangel. 'move south You say in Westron: move south ------(HP:156-EP:158)------ You slice through Herakles's body in one swift motion! Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias misses Archangel. Archangel misses Tiresias. 'break con Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Morannon(s and n) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. You say in Westron: break con ------(HP:156-EP:158)------ Archangel starts casting a spell. You skewer Herakles with a powerful thrust! Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias chops Herakles. headbutt herklas Headbutt whom? You can't see anyone by that name here. ------(HP:158-EP:159)------ You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. Herakles barely misses Tiresias. Tiresias chops Herakles. Tiresias leaves south. Herakles leaves south. Archangel leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Herakles the dunedain Wolf Spirit (Shadowspawn of Mordor) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. You shield Tiresias, and Herakles massacres you with incredible force! Herakles cuts Tiresias leaving a thin stream of blood! Tiresias cuts Herakles's arm, leaving several bruises. Archangel singes Tiresias. headbutt herakles You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Herakles. ------(HP:135-EP:139)------ shape all Herakles doesn't look so great. DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG ------(HP:135-EP:139)------ You swing the shadow sword wildly above Herakles. Tiresias shields you, and Herakles inflicts massive damage to Tiresias. Herakles enthusiastically dices your flesh! Tiresias misses Herakles. Archangel misses Tiresias. headbutt herakles You pull Herakles closer to you and headbutt him square in the face. ------(HP:130-EP:103)------ You slice through Herakles's body in one swift motion! Herakles barely misses you. Tiresias chops Herakles. You shield Tiresias, and Archangel hits you very hard. Archangel singes Tiresias. shape all Herakles is near death. ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ------(HP:120-EP:103)------ Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Morannon(s and n) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Herakles enters. Archangel enters. rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. ------(HP:120-EP:103)------ You slice Herakles from top to bottom! Tiresias shields you, and Herakles grazes Tiresias. Herakles cuts you leaving a thin stream of blood! Tiresias chops Herakles. Archangel misses Tiresias. You notice Tiresias sizing you up. headbutt herakles Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. ------(HP:119-EP:103)------ headbutt herakles You thrust the sword into Herakles, pushing him off balance! Herakles falls to the ground. Feeling merciful towards your victim, you cease attacking, letting Herakles fall to the floor, unconscious. Herakles removes the captain's cutlass. Herakles drops the captain's cutlass and a great tower shield! As Herakles falls unconscious, Tiresias ceases attacking him. Tiresias misses Archangel. Archangel misses Tiresias. Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. ------(HP:119-EP:102)------ headbutt herakles Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. ------(HP:119-EP:102)------ headbutt herakles Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt. ------(HP:119-EP:102)------ Archangel chats with his party. Tiresias hits Archangel very hard, leaving severed body parts! Archangel misses Tiresias. merciful off You are no longer being merciful in your attacks. You will again inflict fatal wounds. ------(HP:119-EP:102)------ Tiresias cuts Archangel's arm, leaving several bruises. Archangel misses Tiresias. rotfl You roll on the floor laughing. ------(HP:121-EP:104)------ rotfl Archangel gets a great tower shield into a large harvester's pack. You roll on the floor laughing. ------(HP:121-EP:104)------ Tiresias misses Archangel. Archangel misses Tiresias. Archangel puts a strange runed staff into a black staff sling. Tiresias cuts Archangel's arm, leaving several bruises. Archangel misses Tiresias. Party say from Tiresias: kill him 'lucky bastard You say in Westron: lucky bastard ------(HP:121-EP:103)------ Tiresias misses Archangel. You shield Tiresias, and Archangel hits you. Archangel singes Tiresias. 'focus You say in Westron: focus ------(HP:115-EP:103)------ kill herakles You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover! Your attack fails. ------(HP:115-EP:103)------ Herakles regains consciousness. Tiresias misses Archangel. Archangel singes Tiresias. kill herakles You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover! Your attack fails. ------(HP:115-EP:102)------ kill herakles You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover! Your attack fails. ------(HP:115-EP:102)------ kill herakles You've just knocked him down, give him some time to recover! Your attack fails. ------(HP:115-EP:102)------ kill herakles Herakles leaves south. Archangel leaves south. You don't see that here. ------(HP:115-EP:102)------ kill herakles You don't see that here. ------(HP:115-EP:102)------ Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit You are too busy to make an attack! Archangel misses Tiresias. Pit creature misses Tiresias. You swing the shadow sword wildly above Pit creature. Tiresias hits Pit creature very hard, leaving severed body parts! Archangel misses Tiresias. Pit creature misses you. Tiresias quickly feints to Pit creature's left, switches the fang of Sauron to his other hand and lands a solid blow! Magic crackles as a dark shadow leaps off the shadow sword and attacks Pit creature! You swing the shadow sword wildly above Pit creature. Tiresias misses Pit creature. Archangel misses Tiresias. Pit creature misses you. Tiresias leaves east. You follow your leader east. The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves east. You follow your leader east. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves east. You follow your leader east. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit trigger Herakles todo headbutt herakles Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) The next time you see 'Herakles', you will do: 'headbutt herakles'. ------(HP:117-EP:103)------ Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The road through Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Isenmouthe(s, n, w, se and sw) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A torch A torch (burned out) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Gorgoroth(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A huge Orc captain scowls at you Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Isenmouthe(s, n, w, se and sw) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A torch A torch (burned out) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) %ROTFL Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. The road through Udûn(s, nw, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves west. You follow your leader west. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Archangel the sindar Archmage (Shadowspawn of Mordor) A really nasty-looking creature oozes from a slime pit Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Udûn(s, n, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) % Lament: ROTFL ------(HP:117-EP:99)------ Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The road through Udûn(s, n, se, w and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. The Morannon(s and n) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) The captain's cutlass Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Inside Mordor(s and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) Tiresias leaves south. You follow your leader south. The Morannon(s and n) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) The captain's cutlass take all the captain's cutlass : Your hands are full! Failed. ------(HP:117-EP:99)------ store sword Tiresias gets the captain's cutlass. You grip your shadow sword with one hand. You remove the shadow sword. You store the shadow sword in a studded leather baldric. ------(HP:117-EP:99)------ take all There is nothing here to take. ------(HP:117-EP:99)------ Archangel enters. Tiresias misses Archangel. Tiresias leaves north. You follow your leader north. Inside Mordor(s and e) Tiresias the dunedain Master Ranger (Demonic) nod You nod. ------(HP:117-EP:98)------ Archangel enters. Tiresias scratches Archangel. Archangel misses Tiresias. Archangel leaves south. 'good call You say in Westron: good call ------(HP:117-EP:98)------ party say narchost