Spektor attacks. I try a lockup. Fails. Death. (sorry bout no color)
I'm wondering how concisely you could hit all of Jasumin's points and still make it sting. 'You suck at PK, in RL, on a penis, and more than you used to' is short and to the point, but not particularly effective... someone ought to make this their thesis.
Scatha, you scare me. =(
HAHA, GET IT?!?!?!
Hell, I thought I'd be the victim in the buttsex one. I am in RL.
I heard you like buttsex?
I actually chose you because you had the first comment on the log :P
Why the hell were i the victim in the buttsex one? :P
<retort by questioning of grozin's sexual preference>
Vermond, you noob, why don't you come and face me on the mud instead of insulting me here so deeply. Is your suckyness in pk that high? Or do have your potatohead buried in your mother's lap doing things only your male cat is willing to do to you and only after sharing a gigant bag of tortilla chips with you, while you idling in your innroom, cause they kicked you out of your guild for being such a fucking idler?
(how am i doing jasumin?)
Oh jesus. That was brilliant Jasumin. Exhalev, that was creative. Wow. I'm going to use that on my boss next week. HEeheehe
ouch, you just got pwnd pallasch. he has some respect for you, ahahaha.
Congratulations Pallasch, you finally earned a little of my respect for seeing something for what it is, and moving on :)
If comments could get ratings, I'd give Jasumin's a 6.
Jasumin :p I love it.
Grozin, you remind me of Sza
i think the comparising to sza is the most shocking and offensive insult in this guide
even exhalev would go that far
It makes me laugh that you always refer to me as a guild idler. I've played for nearly 8 years and I'm bored with the game, so what? I've done more in my time than you ever will. And seriously, the homo insults are really immature.
That's the last I'll say to you, you've sucked me into your petty little flame wars here for the last time. I'll just leave you with a 'omg lol u have never killed me before so u r bitter at me for being better' line, much like you like to do. Except in this case, it's true.
Teach me, my Master!
Looks like someone got a new dictionary!
A guide to MUD insults.
The first and most common type of insult is that one sucks as a player because they're not as involved in the pk game. It apparently doesn't matter whether the intended victim actually sucks at the pk game or not. This is supposed to be a dire insult indeed.
Example: 'You are such a clown. Instead of whining about being killed, why don't you do something about it? You can't. You're just a pathetic newbie.'
The second type is the 'real life loser' insult. Pretty straight forward here. Oddly enough the person using this insult often has no clue about the insulted's real life. They just assume, often using stereotypes and sweeping generalizations.
Example:'You just act like that because you're ugly in real life and your father beats you with his penis.'
The third type is the Has-been/Never-was. Very similiar to the first type of insult except that a lot of times the person conceeds that the insulted was good once. Used a lot when players have been at the game a while and are less interested in T2T than they once were.
Example: 'Now, youre just someone who sits in their guild all day and runs their mouth because you wish you were half the player that Sza is.'
The fourth type is the implication that the victim has gay/bestial/incestous relations or that a female player is a whore. Alot of times it's unclear whether they mean real relations or in-game ones.
Example: 'You were too busy having buttsex with Razey, a sheep, and your own mother to know what's going on in the world of t2t'
Exhalev's last post was brilliant because it managed to hit all four of the most common MUD insults into a single post.
Of course, there's more insults...I'll get to the rest when I have a little more time.
You've never heard of Lorme because he didn't sit in his GH all day as the guildmaster of a pathetic guild and finger his member's assholes as they sat around talking each other up in order to maintain the delusion that they were anything short of worthless. Lorme was an active and original participant in the PK arena while he played here, and showed more spirit over that time than I've ever seen from any member of the Fellowship of the Rimjobbed Anus, headed by Captain Pallaschole. You should be glad he suicided, now he won't end up harassing people years after his prime while everyone on the MUD just chuckles because they know the guy is caught in the vice of a MUD where there's no place for his idling, idiotic self.
I don't know how long it will take you to reply to this post. Its either until you scrounge up some semblance of a retort after you're done playing bum darts with Pablo, or... then again you're probably covered in crumbs all cramped up and passed out in that lawn chair. Before you head off to whatever unpleasant dead-end job that makes you so bitter, please pass the chips.
If I were a gambling man, I'd put all the money and possessions I had on your comment being more 'insecure and irrational' than mine.
Don't you just love it when somebody you've never heard of gets uppity once they've suicided? I sure do.
Pallasch is precise and calculating. And if sitting naked in a folding chair eating cheetos all night is what it takes for him to lash out at his hitlist, I applaud his dedication. Even when I don't agree with him, reading his comments makes my day.
Its almost like Pallasch stays up through the night in his underwear eating a bag of chips so that he can inform all of us how much Exhalev 'disgusts' him...Pallasch we all see the front, if you have something to tell us, that explains all the insecure, irrational lashouts at random people...i dont really wanna know about it.
Some people here aren't flaccid Pallasch, they have some life in them! If it disgusts you, just let go and move on.
Your fake enthusiasm is really disgusting to me.
*nods at Duncan*
Nice double knocking Tal, doesn't matter if he was a servant or not in that case :P Although I'm sure since you're not a fool that you knew it didn't let people in... Btw, got enough aliases subbed into your client? ;)
You WALLOP Spektor with all the POWER of Valinor!
That must have hurt! Awesome spirit, nice effort, well done, excellent read!
So, if I see a morally disguised ER there's no innbreaking for it? And yeah, Pelargir and Thrans should be made ER-friendlier.
Yup as is Pelargir, the guards still see through disguise and block.
Yea, i agree this is a nice try, i remembered i died like the same way before.... *sighs*
Nice try Tal. So against ERs/sFRs Thrans is an auto break no matter what?
Heh MM posion is so damn easy to get (for anyone now i think) it's not funny. And yeah servants can't get into thrans, we used to be able to when ERs were 1st realeased but it was quickly changed.
Actually I just had a servant test it, disguised angelic. He couldn't enter.
Ers can't but servants always could enter Thranduil
What's bugged is that when they disguise angelic, they can still enter Kadar and Osgiliath. And I can't enter MT while disguised demonic.
Well first off mate, it's overestimating me to think I would've been so ambitious that i'd ever legend this Spektor chap. Secondly, they can disguise in. Just like Osgiliath/Kadar/Minastirith. Why'd thranduil be any different.
...just read log now, and all i can say is nice try Tal! *thumbs up*
Azer, ERs can't get into thrands.
These people can't even trigger thrand gates, but somehow they manage to get MM poison. The few times I can be arsed to watch them PK, I can't shake the feeling that i'm watching a paraplegics version of a sport, you know.
I think the poison is put on hold until you log back on, not 100% sure though...
Good question, depends how the poison was coded, there's an easy way to test it though.
What would've happened with the poison if he had gone to sleep? Would it be 'put on hold' until he logs back in, or would he die in his sleep or what? :P
He was full, no eat or drink, though he might have been able to drink just in time to save his life if he had spammed it.
Why not drunk heal since you were sitting in innroom? Bar is only like 4 rooms away.
Improve Wizards!