Kalas grows some balls.

Posted by
Daeman [legacy]
Uploaded
09 July 2007 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Things could of been a whole lot differen't if that lightning would of hit. Good stuff on his part. Was fun. I'm wondering was it the act of falling that broke the concentration or the hit? Needless to say very nice try. 10points for originality.


You tell Gizmalin: he's at valley dude
------(HP:230-EP:195)----- As Kalas enters the room, you spring into action!
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
You attack Kalas.
You surprise Kalas with your attack!
You cleave Kalas, coating the white bone with blood!
Kalas enters.
shape
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:195)----- Kalas leaves southwest.
You follow Kalas southwest.
Orc path(ne, s, w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
Orc path(s, se, w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
Orc path(w, sw and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves southwest.
You follow Kalas southwest.
Orc path(ne, s and n)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
Orc path(n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
hm
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
Kalas leaves southeast.
You follow Kalas southeast.
Orc path(s and nw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
Orc path(n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves southeast.
You follow Kalas southeast.
A valley(s and nw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
A valley(s, n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
A valley(s and n)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
You sneak up and cripple Kalas' leg!
TARGET HAS BEEN HAMSTRINGED TARGET HAS BEEN HAMSTRINGED!!!!
------(HP:230-EP:155)----- Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
A valley(s, n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
shape
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:155)----- Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
The bottom of a stairway(n and u)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A campfire (burning)
 Orc sentry
 A large orc guard
Kalas leaves up.
You follow Kalas up.
The top of a stairway(s and d)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:154)----- Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
The Morgul Road(n, w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:154)----- Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:154)----- You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The Morgul Road(n, w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves north.
You follow Kalas north.
The road to Mordor(s and w)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The road to Mordor(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The road to Mordor(w and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
The road to Mordor(nw and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A vulture {above you}
shape
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:153)----- Kalas leaves northwest.
You follow Kalas northwest.
The road to Mordor(se and w)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves west.
You follow Kalas west.
Messenger attacks you.
Messenger attacks you!
The road to Mordor(nw and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A snaga messenger
You cut Messenger deeply, revealing bone.
Kalas pummels Messenger with fierce determination!
Messenger misses you.
Kalas leaves northwest.
You follow Kalas northwest.
The road to Mordor(n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves north.
You follow Kalas north.
Messenger attacks you.
Messenger attacks you!
The road to Mordor(ne and s)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A snaga messenger
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The road to Mordor(ne and sw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 An orc foot soldier
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
A road around a cliff(sw and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves east.
You follow Kalas east.
A road around a cliff(ne and w)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
Kalas is in average shape.
AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE AVE
------(HP:230-EP:153)----- Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The road to Mordor(sw and e)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A vulture {above you}
Kalas leaves east.
You follow Kalas east.
The road to Mordor(ne and w)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A patrol of fierce Uruk-hai
You cut Kalas deeply, revealing bone.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
kill kalas
Kalas hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The road to Mordor(ne and sw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The road to Mordor(ne and sw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The road to Mordor(n and sw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 An orc foot soldier
Kalas hobbles, clutching his leg in pain.
Kalas leaves north.
You follow Kalas north.
The road to Mordor(ne and s)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The road to Mordor(n and sw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 An orc foot soldier
You attack Kalas.
------(HP:230-EP:153)----- kill kalas
You attack Kalas.
------(HP:230-EP:153)----- Kalas leaves north.
You follow Kalas north.
The road to Mordor(s and n)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas leaves north.
You follow Kalas north.
The road to Mordor(s and nw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
Kalas leaves northwest.
You follow Kalas northwest.
The Tower of Cirith Ungol(ne, se and w)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A hitching post
Kalas leaves northeast.
You follow Kalas northeast.
The Tower of Cirith Ungol(gate and sw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
 A brand (burned out) [6]
 The Watchers of Cirith Ungol
Kalas trips off the cliff, to the east.

You follow Kalas east.
As you walk east, you realise that there is no ground under your feet!
You are falling
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
Kalas's fingers start to spark!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
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tell gizmalin isen
You tell Gizmalin: isen
------(HP:230-EP:151)----- tell gizmalin isen
You tell Gizmalin: isen
------(HP:230-EP:151)----- gl
You are falling
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
------(HP:230-EP:151)----- You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
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gl
You are falling
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
------(HP:230-EP:151)----- You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
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snort
You snort in amusement.
------(HP:230-EP:150)----- You notice Kalas sizing you up.
You cut Kalas deeply, revealing bone.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
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You chuckle as Kalas feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Gizmalin tells you: nod
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
You fall to the ground.

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You hit the ground, causing your body to BURST like a bag of BLOOD!
drink phial
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:130-EP:150)----- You are still unconscious.
gl
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:149)----- Gizmalin tells you: triggered to hunt
You are still unconscious.
gl
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:149)----- You are still unconscious.
hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:149)----- hunt kalas
You are still unconscious.
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You regain consciousness.
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas regains consciousness.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
You are already hunting Kalas!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- hunt kalas
You are already hunting Kalas!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- Kalas drinks the cyan potion.
hunt kalas
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
hunt kalas
You are already hunting Kalas!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- You are already hunting Kalas!
------(HP:131-EP:148)----- Kalas's fingers start to spark!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
hunt kalas
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you.
You are already hunting Kalas!
------(HP:131-EP:147)----- shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
------(HP:131-EP:147)----- You notice Kalas sizing you up.
^ (OOC) Toby: There are characters named Heian and Meian that have
     been online for almost the same amount of time.
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
drink orome
You sip the liquid, to taste it, and somehow, you have finished the 
vial. In a flash of rage you throw the vial from you, and it shatters 
on the ground. You are stunned by the accuracy of your throw.
------(HP:131-EP:147)----- shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
------(HP:131-EP:147)----- You hit Kalas with the flat of the sword.
shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
------(HP:132-EP:148)----- You notice Kalas sizing you up.
You scratch Kalas, drawing a little blood.
Kalas calls lightning down upon you, but it crackles around you harmlessly.
drink phial
    You put the phial to your lips and begin to chug down the blood brew!
Chunks of flesh and unknown objects pass down your throat with the 
clotted blood, and you feel an uncontrollable rage begin to overcome
you.  Your enemies grow weak before you as your muscles flex, and 
your speed enhances!  Now is the time to strike! 
------(HP:132-EP:147)----- shape
You notice Kalas sizing you up.
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
------(HP:132-EP:147)----- shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
------(HP:230-EP:230)----- Kalas drinks from a crystal vial.
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
Kalas starts casting fireball at you!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas is a bit tipsy.
------(HP:230-EP:230)----- You notice Kalas sizing you up.
shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas is a bit tipsy.
------(HP:230-EP:230)----- You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas is a bit tipsy.
------(HP:230-EP:230)----- gl
A valley(s and n)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
------(HP:230-EP:230)----- You scratch Kalas, drawing a little blood.
shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas is a bit tipsy.
------(HP:230-EP:229)----- focus aim
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
------(HP:230-EP:229)----- Gizmalin tells you: shelob lair
Gizmalin tells you: shelob lair
You notice Kalas sizing you up.
shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas is a bit tipsy.
------(HP:230-EP:229)----- You scratch Kalas, drawing a little blood.
You roar and strike at Kalas again!
You stab the sword into Kalas with anger.
Kalas hits you with a fireball!
shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:226)----- Gizmalin tells you: he is at
You notice Kalas sizing you up.
shape
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas taps you timidly.
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:169-EP:225)----- Kalas starts casting fireball at you!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
gl
A valley(s and n)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
------(HP:169-EP:225)----- You notice Kalas sizing you up.
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
You slash into Kalas, sculpting his flesh.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
Kalas starts casting fireball at you!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
You carve into Kalas with great skill.
tell gizmalin trigger to hunt he's at valley
You tell Gizmalin: trigger to hunt he's at valley
------(HP:171-EP:226)----- shape
Kalas doesn't look so great.
DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:226)----- You slash into Kalas, sculpting his flesh.
You roar and strike at Kalas again!
Kalas gurgles blood as you run the blade across his chest.
Kalas misses you by a mile!
shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:223)----- Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
A valley(s, n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
Kalas starts casting fireball at you!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:223)----- You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
Kalas leaves southeast.
You follow Kalas southeast.
A valley(s and nw)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:222)----- Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
A valley(s and n)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
^ (OOC) Aeldor: Buy them a cake?
Kalas leaves south.
You follow Kalas south.
A valley(n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
shape
Kalas starts casting fireball at you!
Kalas starts casting a spell.
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:222)----- You miss Kalas by a hair's breadth.
shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:221)----- You notice Kalas sizing you up.
brawl elbow
You try to elbow Kalas but miss his head by a mile.
------(HP:171-EP:211)----- shape
You hit Kalas with the flat of the sword.
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:211)----- gl
A valley(n and se)
 Kalas the dunedain Tyrant
------(HP:171-EP:211)----- shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:171-EP:211)----- You carve into Kalas with great skill.
shape
Kalas is near death.
ND ND ND ND ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB ND ND ND GOD DAMM DIE NOOB
Kalas has a bad headache.
------(HP:173-EP:212)----- The blood rage wears off.
Gizmalin tells you: Razzor said shelob lair
You slash into Kalas, sculpting his flesh.
Kalas falls to the ground.
Triggered!  doing: l in well
Kalas is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You don't see that here.
------(HP:173-EP:212)----- kill
You decide to put Kalas out of his misery.
------(HP:173-EP:212)----- kill
You decide to put Kalas out of his misery.
------(HP:173-EP:212)----- You dispatch Kalas with brutal efficiency.
You killed Kalas.
    Full of glee, you raise Kalas' head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Kalas has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!