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As you speak the word 'nazg' the ground starts to shake, and suddenly a black iron door carved in the gate opens... You feel a warm breath and decide that it's too late to retreat... Inside Mordor(e and s) An empty vial MOR|HP:230 EP:230> die Do: starting commands. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You gently coax your white pipe into fragrant life. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You raise your hand to knock on the gates when you hear an insane laugh and then a hard thunk. It sounds like the orcs behind the gate are laughing at you. Taking another look around, it appears that the Mordor gates are guarded MUCH better than they have been in the past. After considering this new predicament, you aren't sure if you really want to continue. Knocking again would surely send you into the grip of the ready and waiting army. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> Using all your strength, you knock on the gate, praying for luck. Footsteps can be heard, coming to your direction...suddenly an iron door carved in the gate opens and from it you can feel a warm breath... You decide that it's too late to return and enter the gate... Troll attacks you. Troll attacks you. Squad attack you. Squad attack you. Squad attack you. Squad attack you. Orc captain attacks you. Inside the gate(s and n) A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard MOR|HP:230 EP:230> Blow what? MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You tilt back the vial, and the blue liquid slithers down your throat. When you open your eyes again the world seems slower, and your movements flow, as if in an underwater dance. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You start focusing on your dodge skill. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> Ok. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> Ok. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You open a silver flask. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> Ok. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You whip the Sword of Berserking from a simple snakeskin sheath with a whisk of menace! You wield the Sword of Berserking. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You turn off the Durmanhoth comm line. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> Do: Commands completed. MOR|HP:230 EP:230> You are too busy to make an attack! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You are too busy to make an attack! Troll scratches you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain scratches you. Orc captain pulls you closer to him and headbutts you square in the face. You are too busy to make an attack! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You gash Troll with the sharp blade. You miss Troll.....................MISS! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain hits you very hard. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You scream and hack Orc captain in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You miss Troll.....................MISS! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad grazes you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain inflicts massive damage to you. You almost chuckle at Orc captain's pathetically weak headbutt. l You slip inside the huge black gate, and find yourself in the middle of a path that crosses the Morannon. Surrounded by grey and strong walls, the huge stone parapet is directly above you. This would be the perfect location for an ambush. The only obvious exits are south and north. A phial of Roderick's Dream Potion A silver flask A vial of vigour A huge troll [2] An orc squad [4] An orcish Captain of the Guard MOR|HP:168 EP:209> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You gash Orc captain with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You miss Squad.....................MISS! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You miss Troll.....................MISS! You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You slice Orc captain, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You gash Squad with the sopen flask harp blade. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You miss Squad.....................MISS! You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. You nick Troll. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Orc captain misses you. It is already open. MOR|HP:131 EP:195> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You miss Troll.....................MISS! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. vov The fluid tastes bitter in your mouth. MOR|HP:216 EP:230> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Suddenly you have a massive headache. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad grazes you. Squad misses you. Squad hits you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. Troll hits you very hard. Troll massacres you with incredible force! Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain hits you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad hits you hard. Squad misses you. Orc captain hits you very hard. skills Common Skills: Aim : 395 Attack : 395 Awareness : 100 Defense : 95 Dodge : 208 Evasion : 100 Fire building : 100 Intuition : 100 Riding : 100 Professional Skills: Blind fighting : 100 Blocking : 100 Combat arms : 100 Tactics : 165 MOR|HP:137 EP:209> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You slice Orc captain, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. i Gold: 0 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: *The Sword of Berserking (wielded). *Pasha's war horn (worn). *An elven shield (mended) (worn). *A dwarven deathmask (mended) (worn). *A dark mail shirt (mended) (worn). *A simple snakeskin sheath (worn). *A stamped staying-permit. *A long black cowled cloak (worn). *A carven bone whistle. *A pair of mail pants (worn). *An Orc courier pack (worn). *A crystal (worn). *A silver harp. *A book of poetry. *A set of turquoise runes. *A carved war-horn (worn). *A small hoop earring (worn). *A small, white pipe (packed) (burning). *A pipe belt [20 pipes, 7 pipe-weed] (worn). *A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn). *A black metal ring, inlaid with a small carved skull (worn). *A leather archer's quiver [0 arrows] (worn). *A dark red medallion (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). MOR|HP:137 EP:202> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You gash Orc captain with the sharp blade. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. shape all here Dvalin is in AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE Dvalin has a bad headache. Troll is in AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE Troll is in AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. Orc captain is in AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE MOR|HP:120 EP:181> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain inflicts massive damage to you. headbutt You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. You nick Troll. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. Orc captain grapples with you, his cranium colliding with your face. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Orc captain! MOR|HP:68 EP:132> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You nick Orc captain. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain hits you hard. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You slice Orc captain, eyes gleaming wildly. You nick Squad. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. p You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect. Slowly, you feel your body growing in strength and power! You feel like you could take on anyone! Yes! YES! You feel incredible! MOR|HP:60 EP:111> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. headbutt You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Orc captain's nose. MOR|HP:160 EP:169> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You miss Squad.....................MISS! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad hits you hard. Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. You almost chuckle at Orc captain's pathetically weak headbutt. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll hits you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad falls to the ground. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Squad misses you. Orc captain misses you. shape all here Dvalin is in AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE AVERAGE Dvalin is somewhat drunk. Troll DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG Troll is ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. There are too many of them for you to tell what shape they are in. Orc captain DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG DLSG MOR|HP:142 EP:155> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Squad. Squad has died. Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. headbutt You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You slice Squad, eyes gleaming wildly. You miss Troll.....................MISS! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad misses you. Squad misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. IntOXiCAtInG smoke curls lazily from your pipe. You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Orc captain's nose. MOR|HP:144 EP:106> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You impale Squad with the berserk sword! You impale Troll with the berserk sword! You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Squad. Squad has died. Squad misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You gash Squad with the sharp blade. You gash Troll with the sharp blade. You miss Troll.....................MISS! Troll inflicts massive damage to you. Troll inflicts massive damage to you. Squad misses you. You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Squad. Squad has died. Orc captain hits you very hard. The effects wear off. f You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Squad.....................MISS! You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. Troll misses you. Troll massacres you with incredible force! Squad misses you. Orc captain hits you. The miruvor is cool and sweet. MOR|HP:66 EP:93> f You let out a blood-curdling scream! You nick Orc captain. You scream and hack Squad in a crazed fever. You miss Troll.....................MISS! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad falls to the ground. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. The miruvor is cool and sweet. MOR|HP:66 EP:89> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You gash Orc captain with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. You chuckle as Orc captain feebly attempts to headbutt you. headbutt You let out a blood-curdling scream! You gash Orc captain with the sharp blade. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. Troll misses you. Troll hits you very hard. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. Disregarding your own personal safety, you smash your head into Orc captain! MOR|HP:87 EP:84> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Troll.....................MISS! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain scratches you. A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. f The miruvor is cool and sweet. MOR|HP:128 EP:123> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Troll.....................MISS! You miss Troll.....................MISS! Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain inflicts massive damage to you. You let out a blood-curdling scream! You impale Orc captain with the berserk sword! You miss Troll.....................MISS! You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll misses you. Troll misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. f The miruvor is cool and sweet. MOR|HP:112 EP:117> You let out a blood-curdling scream! You miss Orc captain.....................MISS! You miss Troll.....................MISS! You slice Troll, eyes gleaming wildly. Troll inflicts massive damage to you. Troll misses you. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. Panayoti tells you: on for 6hours and u tell me ur father doesnt let you play headbutt You let out a blood-curdling scream! You slice Orc captain, eyes gleaming wildly. You scream and hack Troll in a crazed fever. You gash Troll with the sharp blade. Troll falls to the ground. Troll is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Troll. Troll has died. Squad is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! Orc captain misses you. A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. You shout out a battlecry as your forehead demolishes Orc captain's nose. MOR|HP:131 EP:114> Panayoti tells you: wleh, when did u wake up....8:P? You let out a blood-curdling scream! You nick Orc captain. Troll is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Squad. Squad has died. You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Orc captain. The orc captain has fallen. l You feel your blood boil as you whirl the sword about your head, then you spin quickly, and with a terrific blow, separate your foe from its head. No twitch, no agony, only stillness. You killed Troll. Troll has died. A feeling of rejuvenation comes over you. You slip inside the huge black gate, and find yourself in the middle of a path that crosses the Morannon. Surrounded by grey and strong walls, the huge stone parapet is directly above you. This would be the perfect location for an ambush. The only obvious exits are south and north. An empty phial An empty vial A silver flask