Bam

Posted by
Regorn [legacy]
Uploaded
03 September 2007 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Zicex says in westron: You're a noob bam. And a durm, too.


drink orome
You sip the liquid, to taste it, and somehow, you have finished the 
vial. In a flash of rage you throw the vial from you, and it shatters 
on the ground. You are stunned by the accuracy of your throw.
dd
You switch your grip to two hands.
You suddenly feel a lot darker as you wield the sword.
You whip the Black Sword from baldric with a whisk of menace!
You wield the Black Sword.
HP:220 EP:109 -  >
The next time you see 'Bam', you will do: 'hunt bam'.
south
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 A handcrafted arrow
 A wooden shield
south
West Gate of Bree(e, s, nw, n and w)
(beb, bec, bef, bem, bes, bew)
 Atcakbtdra the dwarf Petty Thief (Angelic)
 Duvunge the dunedain Serf (Immoral)
 Sparta Urkoranco the dunlending Guide (Angelic)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Jael and the dunlending Master Archer (Villainous)
 Zicex the dunedain Soldier (Moral)
 A strange wagon
 A big sign
 An old wise-looking ranger
Triggered!  doing: hunt bam
You begin to hunt Bam.
Prey set to: Bam
Secondary prey is now: Bam
HP:220 EP:109 -  >
Alias: j (backstab Bam) altered.
Triggered!  doing: hunt bam
You are already hunting Bam!
Alias: jj (shape Bam) altered.
Triggered!  doing: hunt bam
HP:220 EP:108 -  >
You are already hunting Bam!
focus aim
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
HP:220 EP:106 -  >
j
You attack Bam.
Triggered!  doing: hunt bam
You sneak up and stab Bam from behind!
You suddenly feel very evil and mangle Bam into a bloody piece of gore!
Your movement reveals you.
HP:220 EP:56 -  >
You are already hunting Bam!
shape
Bam --> GOOD  Bam --> GOOD  Bam --> GOOD  Bam --> GOOD  
Triggered!  doing: hunt bam
You are already hunting Bam!
do focus defense,focus off
Do: starting commands.
HP:220 EP:56 -  >
You start focusing on your defense skill.
You stop focusing your skills.
Do: Commands completed.
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You slice Bam causing a chunk of flesh to hit you in the face.
trigger ^Bam break
The next time you see trigger
HP:220 EP:56 -  >
shape
Bam --> GOOD  Bam --> GOOD  Bam --> GOOD  Bam --> GOOD  
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You brush Bam rudely.
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ratty the goat
g
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ratty the goat
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
East of main street(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
East main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A torch (burned out)
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
Prancing Pony Common Room(e, ne, s and d)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A trash can
 A drunken sailor
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [22 rumours, 1 new]
Bam leaves northeast.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTHEAST
Prancing Pony Inn(e, sw, n and u)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 An innkeeper
 A sign... look at it
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
Prancing Pony Hallway(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
The Prancing Pony's private sleeping room(s)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam is kicked out of the inn.

Triggered!  doing: shit on bed
       
    You fall into a deep sleep on the soft double bed.
    You dream of becoming a hero.
    You are awakened from your slumber by something tugging on your ear.
You wake up and see Mr. Butterbur pulling on your ear.
       
       " GET OUT YOU SLIMY BEGGAR!!!..."
       " GET OUT NOW BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT!!!..."
 
Before you even realize it, Butterbur picks you up
and tosses you outside the front door of the inn.
East main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Atcakbtdra the dwarf Petty Thief (Angelic)
 A torch (burned out)
HP:220 EP:53 -  >
Atcakbtdra leaves west.
Bam grins evilly and drives the blade into your midsection.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
A hand comes out of your sword and sucks life out of your enemy!!!
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
Prancing Pony Inn Yard(s and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Cerissi's powerful horse (hitched)
 Talagan's black horse (hitched)
 Mordel's black horse (hitched)
 Mordel's white stallion (hitched)
 A ratty looking stable boy
 Cerissi's horse (hitched)
 A hitching post
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
Prancing Pony Stable(d and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A horse
shape
Bam --> AVG  Bam --> AVG  Bam --> AVG  Bam --> AVG  
HP:218 EP:53 -  >
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
Prancing Pony Inn Yard(s and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Cerissi's powerful horse (hitched)
 Talagan's black horse (hitched)
 Mordel's black horse (hitched)
 Mordel's white stallion (hitched)
 A ratty looking stable boy
 Cerissi's horse (hitched)
 A hitching post
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
East main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A torch (burned out)
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
East of main street(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ratty the goat
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
Atcakbtdra enters.
Atcakbtdra leaves east.
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
West Gate of Bree(e, s, nw, n and w)
(beb, bec, bef, bem, bes, bew)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Duvunge the dunedain Serf (Immoral)
 Sparta Urkoranco the dunlending Guide (Angelic)
 Jael and the dunlending Master Archer (Villainous)
 Zicex the dunedain Soldier (Moral)
 A strange wagon
 A big sign
 An old wise-looking ranger
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Atcakbtdra enters.
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
shape
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ratty the goat
Bam --> AVG  Bam --> AVG  Bam --> AVG  Bam --> AVG  
HP:218 EP:50 -  >
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
A hand comes out of your sword and sucks life out of your enemy!!!
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
South main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
Outside Ferny's Place(e, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
South Gate of Bree(e, sw, s, ne, n, w and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A town guard [2]
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
South Gate of Staddle(e, s, n, w and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
Staddle's Main Street(s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A sleeping guard
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
Staddle's main street(e, s, ne and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A bald chipmunk
Bam leaves northeast.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTHEAST
Staddle's main street(e, sw, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A deformed dog
 A senile old man
Bam opens the east door.
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
The apothecary's house(w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ada Lovebucket the healer
Bam closes the west door.
shape
Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  
HP:218 EP:47 -  >
You cut Bam causing major damage.
shape
Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  
HP:218 EP:46 -  >
focus aim
Bam opens the west door.
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Staddle's main street(e, sw, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A deformed dog
 A senile old man
Bam closes the east door.
k
You start focusing on your aim skill.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
You attack Bam.
HP:218 EP:45 -  >
Bam leaves southwest.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTHWEST
Staddle's main street(e, s, ne and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A bald chipmunk
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
Staddle's Main Street(s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A sleeping guard
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
South Gate of Staddle(e, s, n, w and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
shape
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
South Gate of Bree(e, sw, s, ne, n, w and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A town guard [2]
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  
HP:218 EP:43 -  >
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Outside Ferny's Place(e, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
South main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ratty the goat
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
West Gate of Bree(e, s, nw, n and w)
(beb, bec, bef, bem, bes, bew)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Duvunge the dunedain Serf (Immoral)
 Sparta Urkoranco the dunlending Guide (Angelic)
 Jael and the dunlending Master Archer (Villainous)
 Zicex the dunedain Soldier (Moral)
 A strange wagon
 A big sign
 An old wise-looking ranger
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A handcrafted arrow
 A wooden shield
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
Bree-hill(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
A scenic valley(town, ne, w, e, farm, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A town guard
 A hitching post
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
Bam leaves for the town.
You sTaLk Bam.........TOWN
A path leading to Combe(ne, s and valley)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves northeast.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTHEAST
The Combe Town Square(e, sw, s, nw, n and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A merchant
Bam leaves southeast.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTHEAST
The Leaping Stallion Inn(bar, nw and u)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 An energetic boy having a good time
 Borwain, the owner of the inn
Bam cries out in battle-glory and slides the blade through you.
You brush Bam rudely.
shape
Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  Bam --> DLSG  
HP:204 EP:40 -  >
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
A hand comes out of your sword and sucks life out of your enemy!!!
Bam leaves bar.
You sTaLk Bam.........BAR
The Leaping Stallion's bar(s and out)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A trash can
 Bubba sits here, tending the bar
visit bam
What?
HP:204 EP:39 -  >
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
Bam screams and swings the blade around.
The blade of Bam's sword gives off a red glow as it devastates you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
shape

Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  
HP:190 EP:38 -  >
shape
Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  
k
You attack Bam.
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
merciful off
Merciful is already off!
HP:190 EP:36 -  >
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You brush Bam rudely.
';die already
Bam leaves out.
You sTaLk Bam.........OUT
The Leaping Stallion Inn(bar, nw and u)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 An energetic boy having a good time
 Borwain, the owner of the inn
You say in Westron: ;die already
k
You attack Bam.
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
Bam screams and swings the blade around.
Bam screams and thrusts the blade through you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
focus aim
You focused on aim last time, try something different!
HP:174 EP:35 -  >
k
You attack Bam.
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Zicex tells you: oh
Bam leaves northwest.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTHWEST
The Combe Town Square(e, sw, s, nw, n and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A merchant
shape
Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  
HP:175 EP:34 -  >
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Bam leaves southwest.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTHWEST
A path leading to Combe(ne, s and valley)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
shape
Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  
HP:175 EP:33 -  >
Bam grins evilly and drives the blade into your midsection.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
shape
Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  
HP:173 EP:32 -  >
g
Bam leaves valley.
You sTaLk Bam.........VALLEY
A scenic valley(town, ne, w, e, farm, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A town guard
 A hitching post
A scenic valley(town, ne, w, e, farm, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A town guard
 A hitching post
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Bree-hill(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
The Plains(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A handcrafted arrow
 A wooden shield
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
West Gate of Bree(e, s, nw, n and w)
(beb, bec, bef, bem, bes, bew)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Duvunge the dunedain Serf (Immoral)
 Sparta Urkoranco the dunlending Guide (Angelic)
 Jael and the dunlending Master Archer (Villainous)
 A strange wagon
 A big sign
 An old wise-looking ranger
Bam cries out in battle-glory and slides the blade through you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Zicex the dunedain Soldier (Moral)
 Ratty the goat
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
South main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You miss Bam.
You .........MISS Bam.
Bam leaves south.
You sTaLk Bam.........SOUTH
Outside Ferny's Place(e, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Atcakbtdra enters.
Bam severs the sinews of your torso.
You slice Bam causing a chunk of flesh to hit you in the face.
Bam leaves east.
You sTaLk Bam.........EAST
South Gate of Bree(e, sw, s, ne, n, w and se)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A town guard [2]
Atcakbtdra enters.
Atcakbtdra leaves east.
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Outside Ferny's Place(e, s and n)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
shape
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  Bam --> ND  
HP:144 EP:26 -  >
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
South main street of Bree(e, s, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A grimy looking beggar
Bam leaves north.
You sTaLk Bam.........NORTH
West main street of Bree(e, s, n, se and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 Ratty the goat
Bam wishes the crimson sword had hit you.
You cut Bam causing major damage.
A hand comes out of your sword and sucks life out of your enemy!!!
Bam staggers and looks disoriented.
Bam leaves west.
You sTaLk Bam.........WEST
Inside the West Gate of Bree(e, n and w)
 Bam the dwarf Warrior of Fyng's Wrath (Destroyer)
 A wealthy looking chubby man
k
Atcakbtdra enters.
Atcakbtdra leaves east.
You decide to put Bam out of his misery.
Bam falls to the ground.
HP:144 EP:25 -  >
shape
Atcakbtdra enters.
Bam is in critical condition, very close to death.
k
You notice Atcakbtdra sizing you up.

With a few quick slashes and thrusts you end your
opponent's miserable life.  You smile grimly to
yourself as you wipe the fresh blood off the blade.

You killed Bam.
    Full of glee, you raise Bam's head, cut one of his ears and
string it onto your necklace as a trophy of your victory, for all to see.
Bam has died.
One of Bam's lifeless hands loses its grip on his weapon.
Kill what?
HP:145 EP:26 -  >
Atcakbtdra laughs out loud.
Atcakbtdra removes the fang of Sauron.
Atcakbtdra puts the fang of Sauron into a simple sheepskin sheath.
Atcakbtdra wears a dwarven hauberk.
Atcakbtdra wears a set of steel arm vambraces.
Atcakbtdra wears a pair of steel greaves.
Atcakbtdra wears an emerald shield.
Atcakbtdra wears a long black cowled cloak.
Atcakbtdra wears a crystal.
Atcakbtdra wears fur-lined boots.
^legend bam
^ Regorn: legend bam