Gizmalin uses his noob slaying powers in this fantastic log of betrayel and elite triggering! I suck!
Mog leaves south. %MOG HAS CHEATED ON ME WITH MY MOTHER % Baklen: MOG HAS CHEATED ON ME WITH MY MOTHER ----(HP:230 EP:100)---- Mog enters. % Skyman: is it too big? %Oh the agony! BYE ALL % Baklen: Oh the agony! BYE ALL ----(HP:230 EP:97)---- eat nightshade You place the deadly clipping into your mouth and begin to chew...but don't even have time to chew twice before the poison takes control. Exquisite pain, like piano wires being pulled through every vein in your body, shoots through you. You fall to the ground, helpless, deaf and blind. You are only vaguely aware of the world around you as you go into convulsions. Your life slips painfully away.... ----(HP:-131EP:97)---- You have died. You have a strange feeling. You can see your own lifeless body from above. gl What? HP:0 EP:0> l After walking down the long tunnel you finally reach this grand hall, located at the very roots of the mountain. Hot air strikes your face like a hard rain. Legions of khazad march in and out of the armoury with the grim anticipation of battle fixed in their eyes. Dwarves are everywhere, carrying weapons, buckets of water, and metal ore. This scene brings only one thing to mind: War. To the north lies the royal forge of Erebor, from where you hear deep dwarven voices singing slowly as they shape their unmatched weapons. A large chalkboard has been placed near the entrance of the armoury, the pride of Baruk Khazad-dum. The only obvious exits are east, south, north and west. Corpse of Baklen A small orc sword A black steel longsword A barrel of ale (open) The fang of Sauron An empty keg An Orc courier pack A dark chainmail shirt A shiny set of steel leggings A great tower shield A sturdy kampilan Dwarven battlerager armour An old engraved key A small runed key A rusty key A brilliant jewel A sharp carving knife A crystalline shield A fine feather The armoury board of the Baruk Khazad-dum [25 posts, 25 new] HP:0 EP:0> lol You laugh out loud. HP:0 EP:0> Someone says gruffly in Westron: ahahahhahahahhaha dude you are a NOOB