The calm before the storm.. Hirgail and Aginor style.
Ok! This is about 20 mins into the hunt. Things are starting to get a little off topic cause we are wondering what the hell is taking him so long. HP:220 EP:189 i pack Gold: 46 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You dig around in your dwarven mining pack and find: Your dwarven mining pack is almost empty. A platter of smoked fish (2). *A silver flask. You say to your party: 2 fish left You grin. HP:220 EP:188 Party say from Hirgail: jona says fish is good for me! You say to your party: high in omega 3 and fish oils HP:220 EP:187 Hirgail nods. Party say from Hirgail: brain food! Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: means you burn the fat you are storing instead of what you've eaten that day You say to your party: that guy of the bigest aussie loser... he smashed those supplements HP:220 EP:181 Party say from Hirgail: so i can get real fat, so long as i eat fish and eggs? Party say from Hirgail: that was hilarious Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: i swear the guy looked fucking anorexic by the time the show finished HP:220 EP:179 Party say from Hirgail: those tubbys loved him! You say to your party: lol HP:220 EP:177 Party say from Hirgail: Erm, hated him You say to your party: yeah lol HP:220 EP:175 Party say from Hirgail: i loved hm because of that You say to your party: hahaha You say to your party: man i've always missed the pre pk small talk. you should try it in a 5 man HP:220 EP:174 Party say from Hirgail: ok im triggered to do my thing when tarik enters, im going to go grab some wine or a cup of tea You say to your party: always gets dirty for some reason HP:220 EP:173 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Party say from Hirgail: i know Hirgail boggles at the concept. You laugh out loud. HP:220 EP:172 Party say from Hirgail: isnt it creepy? You say to your party: a little HP:220 EP:171 Party say from Hirgail: ok, dark is fading, go... You say to your party: i suspect the player base is to blame A little while later after we get more fish HP:220 EP:169 The next time you see 'Tarik', you will do: 'hunt Tarik'. HP:220 EP:169 Do: Commands completed. HP:220 EP:169 Party say from Hirgail: fuck this is a long meeting Party say from Hirgail: how much cyber sex do they need to have?! Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: i dont know... but its beat my record Lamir Frothbeard the dwarf Champion (Angelic) On for: 57m 45s Gender: male Age: 13d 13h 42m 14s Can be mailed: Lamir@Bree Info: <Nothrim Gwinath> _=Dwarven Battalion=_ Tarik Voronwë the dunedain March-warden On for: 1h 25m 20s Gender: male Age: 81d 19h 2m 44s Can be mailed: Tarik@Bree Tarik has recorded a life story. Tarik is a member of the Valacirca. Info: |*| Helper |*| Courage · Fortitude · Humility · Wisdom Triggered! doing: hunt Tarik HP:220 EP:163 There is no such living object here. You say to your party: male on male cyber? HP:220 EP:162 Party say from Hirgail: oh god that turns me on You say to your party: Haha HP:220 EP:161 Party say from Hirgail: nothing like the tip of two cocks touching to set me on fire! Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. % Nethcal: Anyone got a good fighting staff for sale? You roll on the floor laughing. You say to your party: nice HP:220 EP:159 Party say from Hirgail: sorry, my girlfriend is watching and im trying to creep her out You say to your party: you know they have name for that in swedish HP:220 EP:158 Party say from Hirgail: I bet the swedish name is -normal sex- You say to your party: hockey floppen You say to your party: hahaha. yeah they are wierd HP:220 EP:155 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: i spent a year there after high school. learnt the lingo and stuff HP:220 EP:154 Solos enters. Princesz enters. Solos leaves east. Princesz leaves east. You say to your party: nice place. wanna go back some day HP:220 EP:152 Party say from Hirgail: id like to, but fuck it must be cold Party say from Hirgail: i freeze in tassie You say to your party: yeap... oh jeesuz HP:220 EP:148 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Curuno enters. Curuno leaves east. You say slyly in Westron: good old tassie You say to your party: fuck every other cunt is walking past now HP:220 EP:145 Party say from Hirgail: god damnit what the hell is he doing?1 Hirgail nods. You say to your party: if he wasnt in valacirca i would suspect setting up a trap HP:220 EP:142 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: but thats just over estimating for a VC HP:220 EP:140 Party say from Hirgail: Maybe he is, and it's taking an hour because he's so incompetant Tyree enters. Tyree leaves east. Time ticks on... You say to your party: if he doesnt run for his GH, i'll give you 20 bucks Ok. HP:220 EP:138 Ok. HP:220 EP:138 Party say from Hirgail: I wont take that bet, i believe the same thing You see more than one fish. Using the first of the following: on the ground : a platter of smoked fish on the ground : a platter of smoked fish You eat the delicious smoked fish. HP:220 EP:158 Hirgail eats the delicious smoked fish. You say to your party: lol You say to your party: have you ever pk'd a vc who didnt? alkath not included HP:220 EP:156 Party say from Hirgail: ill trig for carrok of he goes south, and thrans if north though You nod. HP:220 EP:156 Party say from Hirgail: uh..well..uh...no never Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: lmao HP:220 EP:155 Party say from Hirgail: oh no, i did g..something once Party say from Hirgail: and he did a good break You say to your party: even wormbaneii broke me at his gh HP:220 EP:154 Party say from Hirgail: but he got trapped in it and i killed him Solos enters. Princesz enters. Solos leaves west. Princesz leaves west. You say to your party: hahaha HP:220 EP:152 Party say from Hirgail: lols were had You say to your party: nice HP:220 EP:152 Party say from Hirgail: -loads of laughter- You say to your party: thats just nublike Another 15 mins later after we got another pack full of food Party say from Hirgail: still aging Party say from Hirgail: thats a lot of cyber sex You say to your party: he's not human HP:220 EP:191 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: they must have had to make it thematic too HP:220 EP:189 Hirgail sticks out his tongue and says: Ick! Party say from Hirgail: thats disgusting party say $GRN$ lol You say to your party: lol You say to your party: imagine that HP:220 EP:188 Party say from Hirgail: no, i will not imagine carveresque mudsex Party say from Hirgail: it's gross You say to your party: jhahaha HP:220 EP:186 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: (OOC) Thats hot You say to your party: god that drives me nuts when he does that HP:220 EP:184 Party say from Hirgail: (IC) bends down to examine your ass You say to your party: hahahah HP:220 EP:182 Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: i wonder what brand of (IC) Lube they are using HP:220 EP:181 A faint glow appears in the east. Hirgail screams. Hirgail screams. Hirgail screams. Hirgail screams. ou say to your party: hahaha HP:220 EP:181 Party say from Hirgail: ok daytime...maybe he'll come now! You say to your party: he will prolly see us HP:220 EP:179 Party say from Hirgail: meh, he'll see you:P You say to your party: lol P:220 EP:178 Party say from Hirgail: maybe not me A little while after... HP:220 EP:189 Party say from Hirgail: there was this kid, do you have the rock estedford in queensland? Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: yeah HP:220 EP:187 Party say from Hirgail: anyways, this guy a few years above me in primary, with a retarded brother Party say from Hirgail: was the only boy in the whole school to be in that You say to your party: nice HP:220 EP:185 Party say from Hirgail: and the fucker wore glitter and eye shadow and everything:P You say to your party: holy sheeet HP:220 EP:184 Party say from Hirgail: never lived it down, small country town:P Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. You say to your party: his parents must have been fuckheads HP:220 EP:183 Party say from Hirgail: I bet he's gay now You say to your party: that could scar a kid for life HP:220 EP:182 Hirgail nods. I'm so tired of waiting, i'm starting to get hungry... I come to a conclussion. You say to your party: i'm so double tapping this cunt HP:220 EP:181 Party say from Hirgail: ok, im gonna duck afk again, only because im sure if he's going to come, it wont be until im not here You say to your party: lol HP:220 EP:179 Party say from Hirgail: yeah, im down with that:P Curuno enters. Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision. Curuno leaves west. Party say from Hirgail: drop me two fish please Ok. Hirgail eats the delicious smoked fish. Ok. HP:220 EP:178 Hirgail eats the delicious smoked fish. Ok. HP:220 EP:178 Hirgail eats the delicious smoked fish. Drop what? There is no fish here. There is no fish here. You say to your party: you ate them all HP:220 EP:178 Party say from Hirgail: sorry, spammed You say to your party: lol Gold: 27 Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You dig around in your dwarven mining pack and find: Your dwarven mining pack is almost empty. *A silver flask. You say to your party: that was my last 3 lol So after that bastard Hirgail ate my last fish, we had to go on another mission to get some more. Which at that exact time, we noticed out target had moved, and we had to relocate rather quickish. I cut out alot of stuff and trimmed what I could not sure if this is that funny, but being there in the situation made it that much funnier, cause you didnt know when the target was going to just stroll by.