Derk

Posted by
Putin [legacy]
Uploaded
11 October 2007 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Was jerk to everyone.


The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(s, n, enter and e)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
<HP:229 EP:181> travelto pelargir
Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.
<HP:230 EP:182> The South Road(s, n, w and e)
<HP:230 EP:182> The South Road(nw, n, w, sw and e)
<HP:230 EP:182> The South Road(ne, s, n, se, w, sw and e)
<HP:230 EP:182> The South Road(ne, s, n, w and e)
<HP:230 EP:182> The South Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
<HP:230 EP:182> Travelto: aborted!  Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
You begin to hunt Derk.
do drink mixed potion,blow horn for attack,draw sword,,backstab bla
<HP:230 EP:182> Do: starting commands.
<HP:230 EP:182> There is no mixed potion here.
<HP:230 EP:182> What?
<HP:230 EP:182> You don't have any baldrics to draw from.
<HP:230 EP:182> There's no one here by that name.
<HP:230 EP:182> Do: Commands completed.
<HP:230 EP:182> Derk leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The South Road(ne, s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:181> Derk leaves northeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northeast
The South Road(ne, s, n, se, w, sw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northeast
The South Road(nw, n, w, sw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The South Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(s, n, enter and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(ne, s, w, sw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:181> Derk leaves northeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northeast
The Great West Road(ne, s, n, w, sw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northeast
The Great West Road(s, n, w, sw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
shape derk
Derk leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:180> Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, nw, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, nw, n, se, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, nw, n, se, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(ne, s, nw, n, se, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk is in perfect shape.
---------------> P E R F E C T!
Derk is somewhat drunk.
<HP:230 EP:180> Derk leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  North
Outside the Rammas Echor(s, ne, nw, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:180> Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
^ (OOC) Derk: i drunk heal at the worst possible times i swear
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:178> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, ne, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:178> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:177> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:177> Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:175> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:175> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:174> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:174> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:172> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e) [nw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e) [n and nw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:172> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, ne, n, w, e and sw) [ne, n, w and sw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Mering Stream(s, ne, n, w and e) [s and ne]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e) [se and e]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:172> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:172> Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:170> Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
Triggered!  doing: hunt derk
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
You are already hunting Derk!
<HP:230 EP:170> Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
x derk
trigger Derk edoras
You attack Derk.
You sneak up and stab Derk from behind!
You ram the tip of halberd with great force into Derk's body!
Your movement reveals you.
<HP:230 EP:120> The next time you see 'Derk edoras.
<HP:230 EP:120> Derk misses you.
You cleave Derk almost in half!
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The Great West Road(s, w, se and e) [ne, n and nw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
shape all
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, w and e) [ne, n and w]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
headbutt
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
Approaching Edoras(s, n, w and e) [ne and sw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The north gate(s, n, w and e) [n and w]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Bonefish PIMPIN the dwarf Swordmaster (Villainous)
 Detrid Ruazair the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 Malorian Avaltir the dunedain Warlord (Angelic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
 A guard stands watch over the gate [2]
Derk doesn't look so great.
---------------> D L S G !
Derk is somewhat drunk.
Derk almost chuckles as you plant a pathetic headbutt on him.
<HP:230 EP:84> Derk misses you.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
shape all
Ansaril enters.
Derk doesn't look so great.
---------------> D L S G !
Derk is somewhat drunk.
<HP:230 EP:83> g derk
Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 He is carrying:
A keg of Mead of Rohan.
A dish of shepherd's pie.
<HP:230 EP:83> headbutt
Derk hits you hard.
You cleave Derk almost in half!
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
<HP:223 EP:82> shape all
Derk doesn't look so great.
---------------> D L S G !
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:223 EP:82> Derk misses you.
You hack at Derk viciously.
A faint glow appears in the east.
shape all
Derk doesn't look so great.
---------------> D L S G !
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:223 EP:82> Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
Approaching Edoras(s, n, w and e) [ne and sw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
shape all
shape all
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, w and e) [ne, n and w]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, w, se and e) [ne, n and nw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk hits you.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e) [se and e]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Mering Stream(s, ne, n, w and e) [s and ne]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, ne, n, w, e and sw) [ne, n, w and sw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e) [n and nw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e) [nw]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk doesn't look so great.
---------------> D L S G !
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:219 EP:81> Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk grazes you.
You cleave Derk almost in half!
Derk doesn't look so great.
---------------> D L S G !
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:216 EP:80> Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk hits you.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, ne, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w, se and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The Great West Road(s, n, nw, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
West of Osgiliath(s, n, w, e and sw) [ne and se]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
The Plains(s, trail, n and w) [ne and e]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Manni the hobbit
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk misses you.
You cleave Derk almost in half!
trigger osgiliath
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
Druadan Forest(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
Stonewain Valley(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
A valley entrance(w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A powerful guard of the Rohirrim. [2]
 A chief guard of the Rohirrim.
The next time you see 'osgiliath
<HP:213 EP:79> shape all
 
As you enter the chief guard points his spear in your direction.
 
Chief guard says: Speak now.  Whom do you serve: Denethor, the Lord
    of Minas Tirith... The Dark Lord... or neither?
You feel compelled to answer this guard who holds a spear to your throat:
will you reply Denethor, The Dark Lord or neither?
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
Stonewain Valley(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
Druadan Forest(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk misses you.
You hack at Derk viciously.
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 Neviath Maanwater the silvan Archmage (Heroic)
Neviath leaves west.
Manni enters.
shape all
Derk leaves south.
You follow Derk  ...............  South
Rocky Ground(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
<HP:213 EP:78> shape all
Derk hits you hard.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:205 EP:77> Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Great West Road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
shape all
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Plains(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
West of Osgiliath(s, n, w, e and sw) [ne and se]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:205 EP:77> Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
West gate of Osgiliath(s, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
Inside the city(n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
shape all
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
On the west road near the dome(w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
On the west road(s, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
A bridge of Osgiliath(w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge [2]
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:205 EP:77> The Uruk blocking Derk's way steps aside, bowing to the servant of Sauron.
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The Uruk blocking your way steps aside, bowing to you, servant of Sauron.
The center of Osgiliath(ne, se and w)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk misses you.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
shape all
Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The center of Osgiliath(ne and nw)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:205 EP:76> Derk leaves northeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northeast
Center of Osgiliath(nw, sw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
Bridge of Osgiliath(w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A runty little orc searches through the rubble [2]
 A large nasty Uruk protects the archers
 An Uruk archer stands guard over the bridge [2]
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The road through Osgiliath(s, n, w and se)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 An Uruk-Hai guard
shape all
Derk misses you.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:205 EP:75> Derk leaves southeast.
You follow Derk  ...............  Southeast
The road through Osgiliath(n, nw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
The road through Osgiliath(gate and w)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate
    Derk pushes the gate open with great effort, and lets it
slam shut again.
Derk leaves gate.
You follow Derk  ...............  Gate
    With a great effort, you push the gate open and walk out,
being sure to close it behind you.
The East gate of Osgiliath(e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Kvedulf tells you: sup
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
East Gate of Osgiliath(w and e) [s and n]
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk misses you.
You hack at Derk viciously.
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The East gate of Osgiliath(e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
headbutt
You grapple with Derk, your cranium colliding with his face.
<HP:205 EP:39> Derk pounds on the gate and is escorted within.

Triggered!  doing: osg
You follow Derk  ...............  Gate
You can't go that way!
    You cautiously step up to the great gate and give it three solid raps.
For a moment you think the city has been abandoned; then a guard comes out
and escorts you in.
The road through Osgiliath(gate and w)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate
<HP:205 EP:39>     Derk pushes the gate open with great effort, and lets it
slam shut again.
Derk leaves gate.
You follow Derk  ...............  Gate
    With a great effort, you push the gate open and walk out,
being sure to close it behind you.
The East gate of Osgiliath(e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk grazes you.
You slice Derk with a grin.
shape all
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:202 EP:38> Derk pounds on the gate and is escorted within.

Triggered!  doing: osg
You follow Derk  ...............  Gate
You can't go that way!
    You cautiously step up to the great gate and give it three solid raps.
For a moment you think the city has been abandoned; then a guard comes out
and escorts you in.
The road through Osgiliath(gate and w)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 A silent sentinel stands watch over the gate
<HP:202 EP:38> The Sentinel nods at Derk and allows them to pass.
Derk leaves west.
You follow Derk  ...............  West
The Sentinel nods at you and allows you to pass.
The road through Osgiliath(n, nw and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves northwest.
You follow Derk  ...............  Northwest
The road through Osgiliath(s, n, w and se)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 An Uruk-Hai guard
shape all
Derk misses you.
You miss Derk. ............... ->  M I S S  <-
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:203 EP:38> shape all
Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:203 EP:38> shape all
Derk blahs.shape all

Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:203 EP:38> Derk is near death.
---------------> N E A R D E A T H!
Derk is a bit tipsy.
<HP:203 EP:38> Derk leaves north.
You follow Derk  ...............  North
North Street(s, n and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
A road in Osgiliath(w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 An Uruk-Hai guard
Derk misses you.
You hack at Derk viciously.
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
A path through Osgiliath(ne, n, w and e)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
Derk leaves east.
You follow Derk  ...............  East
An end to the path(s, tent and w)
 Derk Da Jerk the dunedain Crime Lord (Demonic)
 An Uruk-Hai groundskeeper
shape all
Derk is in critical condition, very close to death.
<HP:203 EP:37> shape all
Derk is in critical condition, very close to death.
<HP:203 EP:37> k
Derk falls to the ground.
Derk is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You decide to put Derk out of his misery.
<HP:203 EP:36> ^legend derk
You killed Derk.
Derk has died.
Groundskeeper glares stonily into space.
^ (OOC) Putin: legend derk
<HP:203 EP:31> gal
some gold coins : Ok.
a dish of shepherd's pie : Your hands are full!
Failed.
a keg of Mead of Rohan : Your hands are full!
Failed.
<HP:203 EP:31> You put 50 gold in your pockets.
Groundskeeper grunts.
The ghost of Derk drifts west.
i
Gold: 125              Encumbrance: unencumbered        
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A long, fierce halberd (wielded).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 An engraved silver ring, inlaid with three gems (worn).
 Putin's magnificent Armoriar ring (worn).
 A set of rose quartz runes.
 A small set of conga drums.
 A commemorative token from the Event-2006.
 The 8th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 A silver harp.
 A commemorative token from the Event2003.
 The 7th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 The Tale of Beren and Luthien.
 A glass flute.
 A commemorative token from the Event2002.
 Magwarrior's Blue Path for Cyermer horn.
 A commemorative token from the Event-2004.
 An old shiny badge (worn).
 A commemorative token from the Event-2005.
 An 'I've been to The 3rd Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 An 'I've been to The 5th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 An 'I've been to The 4th Two Towers EVENT!!' badge.
 The 6th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
 Putin's spellbook.
 A commemorative token from the Event2001.
<HP:203 EP:31> g
An end to the path(s, tent and w)
 Corpse of Derk
 An Uruk-Hai groundskeeper