When guild war doesn't solve anything...
A small, tidy mailroom(n) Smoky Phial-Waster the dwarf Wolf Spirit (Moral) Somnus the dunedain is bored (Pouting) [disconnected] A keg of Mead of Rohan [2] An empty keg A bit of Southlinch pipe-weed [5] A small bag of Southern Star [5] A plug of Hornblower pipe-weed [6] A plug of Southfarthing leaf [2] <<HP:230 EP:160>> SG get weed Ok. <<HP:230 EP:160>> SG pack pipe You pack the pipe with the leaf... it is now smokeable. <<HP:230 EP:160>> SG light pipe You gently coax your clay pipe into fragrant life. <<HP:230 EP:160>> SG say Aight boys You say in Westron: Aight boys <<HP:230 EP:161>> SG say I'm about to throw it down dirty You say in Westron: I'm about to throw it down dirty <<HP:230 EP:161>> SG thud thud sst thud thud sst DJ Durmanhoth In the mix thud thud stt thud thud stt Please welcome to the stage the undiluted, undisputed rocker of the microphone my main boy DELKIN!! Delkin says in Westron: Ya, ya Delkin says in Westron: check it Smoky wiggles her butt. Delkin says in Westron: My name is Delkin and I'm throwin to the beat Delkin says in Westron: I will try to move your feet Delkin says in Westron: I'm the illest of the ill Delkin says in Westron: I'm the strongest of will Delkin says in Westron: I don't mean to be a hater, Delkin says in Westron: But more about me will come later Delkin says in Westron: Before I rock this microphone Delkin says in Westron: Here's some peeps that should be known Delkin says in Westron: His name is Manni and he's the man of the hour Delkin says in Westron: He's not a wizard so he can't cast wildflower Delkin says in Westron: My boy Pollux, he's a pimp Delkin says in Westron: He's the one who'll make you gimp Delkin says in Westron: To my one named Mute, Delkin says in Westron: He's the boy to shoot Delkin says in Westron: You in the face Delkin says in Westron: With his fast-action jukes Delkin says in Westron: Now it's time to talk some Jared Delkin says in Westron: He's the bro who makes you Bk-Dead Delkin says in Westron: And who could forget my dear old Fyng Delkin says in Westron: He always flashes the BLING BLING BLING Delkin drops a golden chain. Delkin says in Westron: Now let's speak some Ravathir Delkin says in Westron: He's from Herkimeeer... :( Delkin drinks from a keg of Mead of Rohan. Delkin drinks from a keg of Mead of Rohan. Delkin says in Westron: And who could forget all those crazy Lebs? Delkin says in Westron: They also make you fall down dead. Delkin says in Westron: Now it's time to preach my mess Delkin says in Westron: About those dwarves who try to undress Delkin says in Westron: me with their eyes Delkin says in Westron: It's no disguise Delkin says in Westron: I know they want me Delkin says in Westron: It's no lie! Delkin says in Westron: Now I'm not going to claim I'm the Storm Delkin says in Westron: Or I'm not going to be Jason Bourne Delkin says in Westron: But all I know is something tride and true Delkin says in Westron: And that's the fact that I'm coming for you Delkin says in Westron: And when I do, I might die Delkin says in Westron: But as I said, it won't make me cry Delkin says in Westron: It won't ruin my day Delkin says in Westron: It won't make me feel lame Delkin says in Westron: Because we will roll you, every way Delkin says in Westron: Now it's time to throw down wreck Delkin says in Westron: I got some dwarves who need to be checked Delkin says in Westron: To some I'm known as the domechecka Delkin says in Westron: To other's it's pronounced the "homewrecka" Delkin says in Westron: All that I know is that you just don't go Delkin says in Westron: Out of the hall unless you want to fall Delkin says in Westron: To the place where you just don't know Delkin says in Westron: Just like the time we killed Tlaloc in Dunharrow Delkin says in Westron: I got my horse on dubs Delkin says in Westron: You useless nubs Delkin says in Westron: You always get gored Delkin says in Westron: From my hot forged sword Delkin says in Westron: You can find me in the crypt Delkin says in Westron: sellin a grip Delkin says in Westron: of my weed Delkin says in Westron: and spreadin my seed Delkin says in Westron: I'm the left Delkin says in Westron: I'm the right Delkin says in Westron: I'm the boy who will pwn you all night Delkin says in Westron: I'll run you up Delkin says in Westron: I'll run you down Delkin says in Westron: I'll run you all over this town Delkin says in Westron: I'm feeling pretty loose... Delkin says in Westron: Duck duck... Delkin says in Westron: Get mother ****ing chucked Delkin says in Westron: peace <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG A shadowy foyer(out, n and w) <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG out An old cemetery(crypt, n and e) [s, nw and w] <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG n The Plains(s, n and e) [nw, w and sw] An experienced travel horse <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG You grab the reins and lead an experienced travel horse. mount horse You stop leading an experienced travel horse. You mount an experienced travel horse. <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG e You spur your mount to go faster! Horse is walking along slowly. The Plains(s, n, w and e) <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG e The Plains(s, n, w and e) <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG e The Plains(s, n, w and e) <<HP:230 EP:230>> SG Your turn, midgets.