goddamn goats

Posted by
Kelemir [legacy]
Uploaded
02 November 2007 00:00:00
Type
Misc

innbreaker!


|  | HP:230 EP:166> l
    You are in the general store of Bree.  Basic equipment is sold here.
A traveler can find almost any basic piece of equipment that he needs in this
shop. The prices are reasonable and the storekeeper is nice, but don't try
to steal anything or he might get mad.  A sign is posted here.
    The only obvious exits are north and east.
 A trash can
 Brand the shopkeeper
|  | HP:230 EP:166> e
Northern Main Street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 A friendly looking human local
|  | HP:230 EP:165> s
West main street of Bree(s, n, se, w and e)
 Ratty the goat
|  | HP:230 EP:165> legend pounder
Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic) 
Pounder is writing a note.
On for:  20m 56s                          Gender: male
Age: 1y 3h 47m 16s                        
Can be mailed: Pounder@Belegost
Info: Poor Gollum!  Well, about 400 Gollums.  Pounder@pounderofarda.com 
|  | HP:230 EP:165> n
Northern Main Street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 A friendly looking human local
|  | HP:230 EP:165> l e
    This is the local Post Office of Bree. You can 'register' for a box
so you can send and receive mail here. A heavyset, slightly balding man,
sweating profusely sits on a chair behind a counter sorting mail.
    The only obvious exit is west.
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
|  | HP:230 EP:165> e
Post Office(w)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
|  | HP:230 EP:164> hunt pounder
You begin to hunt Pounder.
|  | HP:230 EP:164> backstab pounder
You attack Pounder.
You sneak up and stab Pounder from behind!
You carve Pounder up like a pig.
Your movement reveals you.
|  | HP:230 EP:114> Pounder misses you.
You miss Pounder.
Pounder misses you.
You slice Pounder like a cook slices an onion.
Pounder misses you.
You slice Pounder like a cook slices an onion.
Pounder leaves west.
You follow Pounder west.
Northern Main Street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 A friendly looking human local
Pounder leaves south.
You follow Pounder south.
West main street of Bree(s, n, se, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 Ratty the goat
Pounder hits you.
You cut Pounder, drawing blood.
Pounder says in Westron: I HAVE GOAT
Pounder misses you.
You slice Pounder like a cook slices an onion.
Pounder misses you.
You miss Pounder.
Pounder pets Ratty lovingly on the head.
Alcavant enters.
Alcavant leaves west.
Pounder hits you hard.
You slice Pounder like a cook slices an onion.
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
East of main street(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves north.
You follow Pounder north.
Prancing Pony Common Room(ne, s, d and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 A drunken sailor
 A trash can
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [17 rumours, 4 new]
Pounder leaves northeast.
You follow Pounder northeast.
Prancing Pony Inn(n, u, e and sw)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 An innkeeper
 A sign... look at it
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
Prancing Pony Hallway(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves north.
You follow Pounder north.
The Prancing Pony's private sleeping room(s)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder is kicked out of the inn.

Triggered!  doing: rest bed
       
    You fall into a deep sleep on the soft double bed.
    You dream of becoming a hero.
    You are awakened from your slumber by something tugging on your ear.
You wake up and see Mr. Butterbur pulling on your ear.
       
       " GET OUT YOU SLIMY BEGGAR!!!..."
       " GET OUT NOW BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT!!!..."
 
Before you even realize it, Butterbur picks you up
and tosses you outside the front door of the inn.
East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
|  | HP:219 EP:113> Pounder leaves west.
You follow Pounder west.
East of main street(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves west.
You follow Pounder west.
West main street of Bree(s, n, se, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 Ratty the goat
Pounder hits you hard.
You slice Pounder like a cook slices an onion.
Pounder says in Westron: WTF?
Pounder hits you.
You miss Pounder.
Pounder kicks Ratty hard.
Triggered!  doing: rest bed
You can't rest whilst being in combat!
|  | HP:206 EP:112> Pounder misses you.
You almost debone Pounder like a dead chicken.
Pounder says in Westron: WORK!?!!
Pounder hits you.
You carve Pounder up like a pig.
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
East of main street(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves north.
You follow Pounder north.
Prancing Pony Common Room(ne, s, d and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 A drunken sailor
 A trash can
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [17 rumours, 4 new]
Pounder leaves northeast.
You follow Pounder northeast.
Prancing Pony Inn(n, u, e and sw)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 An innkeeper
 A sign... look at it
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
Prancing Pony Hallway(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves north.
You follow Pounder north.
The Prancing Pony's private sleeping room(s)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder is kicked out of the inn.

Triggered!  doing: rest bed
       
    You fall into a deep sleep on the soft double bed.
    You dream of becoming a hero.
    You are awakened from your slumber by something tugging on your ear.
You wake up and see Mr. Butterbur pulling on your ear.
       
       " GET OUT YOU SLIMY BEGGAR!!!..."
       " GET OUT NOW BEFORE I THROW YOU OUT!!!..."
 
Before you even realize it, Butterbur picks you up
and tosses you outside the front door of the inn.
East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
|  | HP:201 EP:112> Pounder leaves west.
You follow Pounder west.
East of main street(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves west.
You follow Pounder west.
West main street of Bree(s, n, se, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 Ratty the goat
^ (OOC) Kyu: What do you mean, I'm funny?
shape
Pounder doesn't look so great.
|  | HP:201 EP:112> Pounder misses you.
You slice Pounder like a cook slices an onion.
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
East of main street(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves east.
You follow Pounder east.
East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
Pounder leaves north.
You follow Pounder north.
Prancing Pony Common Room(ne, s, d and e)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 A drunken sailor
 A trash can
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [17 rumours, 4 new]
Pounder leaves northeast.
You follow Pounder northeast.
Prancing Pony Inn(n, u, e and sw)
 Pounder the dunedain Knight (Heroic)
 An innkeeper
 A sign... look at it
Pounder hits you hard.
You almost debone Pounder like a dead chicken.
Pounder fades into the shadows.
s
You can't go that way!
|  | HP:193 EP:111> sw
Prancing Pony Common Room(ne, s, d and e)
 A drunken sailor
 A trash can
 Butterbur is here, gossiping and serving ale [17 rumours, 4 new]
|  | HP:193 EP:111> Pounder tells you: FUCKING GOATS
s
East main street of Bree(s, n, w and e)
|  | HP:193 EP:111> w
East of main street(s, n, w and e)
|  | HP:193 EP:111> w
West main street of Bree(s, n, se, w and e)
 Ratty the goat
|  | HP:193 EP:111> ^ (OOC) Kyu: Funny how? What's funny about it?
Pounder tells you: the ainur fucking nerfed them.
Sidhryn enters.
Sidhryn leaves north.
Pounder tells you: i would have broke you so fucking easily.
Pounder tells you: rotfl :(
Pounder tells you: i coudln't help it!