trigger
Current trigger: 'Pimpmaster sheriff leaves' todo 'steal sword from slugz'
HP:230 EP:142> Slugz looks at Pimpmaster sheriff.
Pimpmaster sheriff bows to Slugz.

Slugz has a questioning look on his face.
yawn Pimpmaster sheriff
You yawn behind your hand, trying to feign interest in pimpmaster sheriff.
HP:230 EP:140> Pimpmaster sheriff tells you: rdy?
tell pimpmaster sheriff always ready :)
You tell pimpmaster sheriff: always ready :)
HP:230 EP:140> Pimpmaster sheriff disarms you, sending the weapon flying!
Pimpmaster sheriff disarms Slugz, and sends the weapon flying!
Pimpmaster sheriff leaves north.
Triggered!  doing: steal sword from slugz
You steal the Sword of Berserking!
HP:230 EP:120> wield sword
You wield your berserking sword.
HP:230 EP:120> The sun sets beyond the western horizon.
whistle
Slugz acks!
You whistle innocently.
HP:230 EP:119> Pimpmaster sheriff tells you: we good?
Slugz says: wtf
tell pimpmaster sheriff Always good.
You tell Pimpmaster sheriff: Always good.
HP:230 EP:118> Pimpmaster sheriff tells you: tight.
'Bye Slugz
You say: Bye Slugz
HP:230 EP:117> wave
You wave.
HP:230 EP:117> n

Well, you can't get more basic, but you can't get more effective.