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04 January 2008 00:00:00
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04. Jan, 2008 By: Aginor Type: Arrest Title: Jahn Someone post something decent :( _______ Azrylar dying like a newbie with 11million exp?


I bump into a rival necromancer in Mordor and invite him to play.

A small temple(e)
 Azrylar Ochyrocera the uruk-hai Mage of Darkness
 A simple arrow
 An Easterling Priest
[HP:230] [EP:218]
Do: Commands completed.
[HP:230] [EP:218]
You say calmly in Westron: DIE
[HP:230] [EP:218]

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
Azrylar looks at you.
party form
party invite azrylar
You are already in a party.
[HP:230] [EP:217]
You invited Azrylar to join your party.
[HP:230] [EP:217]
Azrylar laughs out loud.
l azrylar

Death comes ripping.

Azrylar is a Sergeant in the army of Mordor
with 0 wins and 0 losses.
    A cursory glance at Azrylar's cloak reveals an embroidered open
book, identifying him as an Initiate of Asturasartes, the
Black School.
Azrylar is widely known as a dragon slayer.
Azrylar has completed the trials of the Moria Maze!
 He is carrying:
A small vial labeled 'Manwe'.
A vial of vigour.
A large black cloak (worn).
A dwarven deathmask (worn).
A set of climbing gear (worn).
A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
A dark mail shirt (worn).
A great tower shield (worn).
A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn).
A black staff sling (worn).
A walking staff.
Rank insignia.
A formal black cloak (worn).
An engraved white gold ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn).
A leather archer's quiver (worn).
A metal necklace (worn).
A medal clip holding a medal.
The 9th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
[HP:230] [EP:217]
i
Gold: 253              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A serpent staff (glowing eerily) (wielded).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn).
*A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn).
*A suit of chain link mail (worn).
*A great tower shield (worn).
*A haradrim helmet (worn).
*An engraved white gold ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn).
*A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn).
*A set of gold runes.
*A haradrim lute.
*A dark red medallion (worn).
*Rank insignia.
*A formal black cloak (worn).
[HP:230] [EP:216]
Azrylar hehs.
'do it do it do it
You say calmly in Westron: do it do it do it
[HP:230] [EP:216]
Azrylar says in Westron: You wanna dance :P
The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you.
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Narchost Stairs Level Two(w, u, e and d)
 An easterling archer is near a window
[HP:230] [EP:215]
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A small temple(e)
 Azrylar Ochyrocera the uruk-hai Mage of Darkness
 A simple arrow
 An Easterling Priest
[HP:230] [EP:215]
Azrylar joins your party.
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3d
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get large iron key from pack
unlock south door
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lock door
Narchost Stairs Level Two(w, u, e and d)
 An easterling archer is near a window
Azrylar enters.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
Do: starting commands.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
Narchost Stairs Level One(w, u, e and d)
 An easterling archer is near a window
Azrylar enters.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
A Large Corridor(u, w, s, d and n)
Azrylar enters.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
Narchost cellar(w, u and e)
 An orc prison guard [2]
Azrylar enters.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
Do: Commands completed.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
The west cell block(e, s and n)
Azrylar enters.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
Ok.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
The south door is already unlocked.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
You open the south door.
A prison cell(exit)
 A mad prisoner lunges for you.
Azrylar enters.
You close the exit door.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
You lock the exit door.
[HP:230] [EP:215]
In these lawless lands, no crimes can be reported.
You are attacked by Azrylar!
Azrylar starts conjuring an ice spike at you!
l
    This dark and lonely cell is used to hold the prisoners of the Narchost.
It is rather small, and there are no furnishings whatsoever.  Just a cold,
hard floor and four walls.
The exit door is locked.
    The only obvious exit is exit.
 Azrylar Ochyrocera the uruk-hai Mage of Darkness
 A mad prisoner lunges for you.
[HP:230] [EP:214]
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
i
Gold: 221     (rough)  Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A large iron key.
*A serpent staff (glowing eerily) (wielded).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn).
*A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn).
*A suit of chain link mail (worn).
*A great tower shield (worn).
*A haradrim helmet (worn).
*An engraved white gold ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn).
*A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn).
*A set of gold runes.
*A haradrim lute.
*A dark red medallion (worn).
*Rank insignia.
*A formal black cloak (worn).
[HP:230] [EP:214]
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    You swiftly move forward toward Azrylar and at just the right
moment, you sneak past his defenses and grab his arm.  Azrylar goes 
pale for a moment as you leech the very life from him.
[HP:230] [EP:194]
You continue to focus your efforts on leeching life from Azrylar.
focus
Usage: focus [aim | attack | defense | dodge | off]
You are currently focusing on your aim
[HP:230] [EP:189]
You continue to focus your efforts on leeching life from Azrylar.
focus dodge
You start focusing on your dodge skill.
[HP:230] [EP:184]
You complete your ritual and release your deadly grasp from Azrylar.
    A large spike flies forth from Azrylar's hand towards you, but only
barely scratches you.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
o
You are still recovering from your last leeching.
[HP:215] [EP:174]
o
You are still recovering from your last leeching.
[HP:215] [EP:174]
o
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
Azrylar misses you.
Azrylar feebly attempts to leech your life.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:215] [EP:159]
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
Azrylar grazes you.
Azrylar feebly attempts to leech your life.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
o
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:212] [EP:143]
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
Azrylar misses you.
Azrylar feebly attempts to leech your life.
o
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:212] [EP:128]
o
Azrylar starts conjuring an ice spike at you!
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:212] [EP:113]
o
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:212] [EP:98]
o
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:212] [EP:83]
o
    You swiftly move forward toward Azrylar and at just the right
moment, you sneak past his defenses and grab his neck.  Azrylar goes 
pale for a moment as you leech the very life from him.
[HP:212] [EP:63]
You continue to focus your efforts on leeching life from Azrylar.
i
You continue to focus your efforts on leeching life from Azrylar.
Gold: 290     (rough)  Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A large iron key.
*A serpent staff (glowing eerily) (wielded).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn).
*A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn).
*A suit of chain link mail (worn).
*A great tower shield (worn).
*A haradrim helmet (worn).
*An engraved white gold ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn).
*A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn).
*A set of gold runes.
*A haradrim lute.
*A dark red medallion (worn).
*Rank insignia.
*A formal black cloak (worn).
[HP:214] [EP:52]
You complete your ritual and release your deadly grasp from Azrylar.
    Drawing the last bit of moisture from the air, Azrylar completes his
spike of ice and launches it at you!

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
z
Azrylar is in good shape.
Azrylar -> (GOOD SHAPE) <-> (GOOD SHAPE) <- Azrylar
[HP:161] [EP:43]
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
Azrylar misses you.
ci
You begin to conjure an ice spike.
[HP:161] [EP:42]
Azrylar starts conjuring an ice spike at you!

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You begin to feel moisture collect on your hands.                   (3)
You form the moisture in your hands into a wedge-shaped mass.       (2)
You concentrate hard and turn the water into a perfect cone of ice.
You finish conjuring a spike of ice and send it flying towards Azrylar!
The ice spike strikes Azrylar dead on!
Azrylar misses you.
get bota from pack
open bota
3drink bota
close bota
drop empty bota
put bota into pack
Ok.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
You open an elf-skin bota.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
Do: starting commands.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
The orc draught burns as you pour it down your throat.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
The orc draught burns as you pour it down your throat.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
The orc draught burns as you pour it down your throat.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
Do: Commands completed.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
You close an elf-skin bota.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
Drop what?
[HP:164] [EP:29]
Ok.
[HP:164] [EP:29]
   You notice Azrylar sizing you up.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
Azrylar misses you.
You feel a hot fierce glow flow through you.
The pain in your body vanishes.
You feel a hot fierce glow flow through you.
The pain in your body vanishes.
You feel a hot fierce glow flow through you.
The pain in your body vanishes.
Azrylar starts conjuring an ice spike at you!
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Azrylar almost chuckles as you plant a pathetic headbutt on him.
[HP:230] [EP:126]
You are too busy to make an attack!
You are too............. (B U S Y) to Attack!
z
Azrylar doesn't look so great.
Azrylar -> (DLSG SHAPE) <-> (DLSG SHAPE) <- Azrylar
[HP:230] [EP:125]

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You hiss as you miss Azrylar.
o

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
Azrylar resists your attempt to leech his life!
[HP:230] [EP:111]

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
ci
You fail at warping enough magic to conjure that spell.
[HP:230] [EP:106]
You scratch Azrylar with a pitiful swing.
The prisoner says: Blagga nadiska akad taquida!
ci
You begin to conjure an ice spike.
[HP:230] [EP:106]

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You begin to feel moisture collect on your hands.                   (3)
    Drawing the last bit of moisture from the air, Azrylar completes his
spike of ice and launches it at you!
The attack breaks your will!
You become too distracted to continue.
ci
You begin to conjure an ice spike.
[HP:185] [EP:102]
You begin to feel moisture collect on your hands.                   (3)
Azrylar misses you.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You form the moisture in your hands into a wedge-shaped mass.       (2)
Azrylar misses you.
Azrylar starts conjuring an ice spike at you!

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You concentrate hard and turn the water into a perfect cone of ice.

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You finish conjuring a spike of ice and send it flying towards Azrylar!
The ice spike strikes Azrylar dead on!
Azrylar misses you.
You hear a loud noise coming from the exit.
ci

~ Warning, Azrylar Just Shaped You ~
You begin to conjure an ice spike.
[HP:189] [EP:89]
You begin to feel moisture collect on your hands.                   (3)
Azrylar misses you.
You form the moisture in your hands into a wedge-shaped mass.       (2)
The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you.
Azrylar misses you.
Azrylar drinks the white potion.
You concentrate hard and turn the water into a perfect cone of ice.
Azrylar grazes you.
You finish conjuring a spike of ice and send it flying towards Azrylar!
The ice spike strikes Azrylar dead on!
Azrylar falls to the ground.
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Your body stings all over as it rejuvenates.
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
The prisoner says: Wegotle destris cor simod?
merciful off
Merciful is already off!
[HP:192] [EP:76]
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Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
    This dark and lonely cell is used to hold the prisoners of the Narchost.
It is rather small, and there are no furnishings whatsoever.  Just a cold,
hard floor and four walls.
The exit door is locked.
    The only obvious exit is exit.
 Azrylar Ochyrocera the uruk-hai Mage of Darkness [unconscious]
 A mad prisoner lunges for you.
[HP:192] [EP:76]
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
l azrylar

Death comes ripping.

Azrylar is a Sergeant in the army of Mordor
with 0 wins and 0 losses.
    A cursory glance at Azrylar's cloak reveals an embroidered open
book, identifying him as an Initiate of Asturasartes, the
Black School.
Azrylar is widely known as a dragon slayer.
Azrylar has completed the trials of the Moria Maze!
 He is carrying:
A vial of vigour.
A large black cloak (worn).
A dwarven deathmask (worn).
A set of climbing gear (worn).
A leather scout ruck (open) (worn).
A dark mail shirt (worn).
A great tower shield (worn).
A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn).
A black staff sling (worn).
A walking staff.
Rank insignia.
A formal black cloak (worn).
An engraved white gold ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn).
A leather archer's quiver (worn).
A metal necklace (worn).
A medal clip holding a medal.
The 9th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
[HP:192] [EP:76]
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
'Sorry mate.
You say calmly in Westron: Sorry mate.
[HP:192] [EP:75]
i
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Gold: 253              Encumbrance: heavily encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
*A large iron key.
*A serpent staff (glowing eerily) (wielded).
*A black staff sling (worn).
*A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn).
*A leather ranger's ruck (open) (worn).
*A suit of chain link mail (worn).
*A great tower shield (worn).
*A haradrim helmet (worn).
*An engraved white gold ring, inlaid with an eyestone (worn).
*A medallion, engraved with a gold scorpion (worn).
*A set of gold runes.
*A haradrim lute.
*A dark red medallion (worn).
*Rank insignia.
*A formal black cloak (worn).
[HP:192] [EP:75]
put staff into sling
put staff into pack
As you remove the staff, the glow dies down.
You remove a serpent staff.
Ok.
[HP:192] [EP:75]
Put what into what?
[HP:192] [EP:75]
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
l
    This dark and lonely cell is used to hold the prisoners of the Narchost.
It is rather small, and there are no furnishings whatsoever.  Just a cold,
hard floor and four walls.
The exit door is locked.
    The only obvious exit is exit.
 Azrylar Ochyrocera the uruk-hai Mage of Darkness [unconscious]
 A mad prisoner lunges for you.
[HP:193] [EP:76]
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
Azrylar is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
The prisoner says: Wegotle destris cor simod?
You killed Azrylar.
Azrylar left your party.
Azrylar has died.
In these lawless lands, this act is not a crime!
The ghost of Azrylar passes through the exit door