Kerbi

Posted by
Skyman [legacy]
Uploaded
04 March 2008 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

You'd think they learnt... no.


ATTENTION! This is the play mode BITE ME.
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The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
 A traveling lad
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, sw, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
 A young lad trudges off to war
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:97>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
The South Road(se, w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
The South Road(se, w, sw, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
The South Road(se, e, ne, s and n) [w, sw and nw]
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
Outside the gates of Pelargir(se, w, e, s, gate and n) [se, w, sw, s and nw]
 A piece of salted jerky
 Klardin the dwarf Mastermind (Demonic)
 Pollux the dunlending Master Assassin (Heroic)
 Kerbi the dunlending Bandit (Demonic)
 Grakas the dwarf Archmage (Moral)
 A sturdy arrow
 A signpost
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
A Wooden Bridge(w and e) [se, s and n]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:149 EP:94>

The Lebennin Road(w, e, s and n) [se, e and ne]
 A traveling lad
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
travelto reverse
The Lebennin Road(w, e, s and n)
 An old gossiper [19 rumours, 15 new]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
The Lebennin Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:149 EP:94>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, s and n)
 A young lad trudges off to war
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:91>
The Lebennin Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:149 EP:91>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:149 EP:91>
Pollux misses you with a swing that would have surely slaughtered you.
Pollux roars a thunderous battle-cry!
Pollux slices you with a furious downward chop!
Klardin misses you.
Kerbi misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Haarni shields you, and Grakas hits Haarni.
Grakas taps you timidly.
Grakas chats with his party.
Travelto: aborted!  Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
HP:129 EP:91>
Travelto: returning to origin.
HP:129 EP:91>
The Lebennin Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, s and n)
 A young lad trudges off to war
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The Lebennin Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, s and n)
 An old gossiper [19 rumours, 15 new]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The Lebennin Road(w, e, s and n) [se, e and ne]
 A traveling lad
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
A Wooden Bridge(w and e) [se, s and n]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
Outside the gates of Pelargir(se, w, e, s, gate and n) [se, w, sw, s and nw]
 A piece of salted jerky
 A sturdy arrow
 A signpost
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The South Road(se, e, ne, s and n) [w, sw and nw]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The South Road(se, w, sw, e, ne, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:88>
The South Road(se, w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
You notice Klardin sizing you up.
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
 A young lad trudges off to war
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, sw, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, sw, e, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:85>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
 A traveling lad
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:129 EP:82>
The South Road(w, sw, s and n) [e and n]
 A traveling lad
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:129 EP:82>
Pollux chops through the air surrounding you.
Klardin misses you.
Haarni shields you, and Kerbi hits Haarni very hard.
Kerbi pokes at you with difficulty.
You miss Grakas.
Grakas misses you by a mile!
A Wooden Bridge(w, e, s and n) [se and nw]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
The South Road(e, s and n) [w, s and nw]
 A traveling lad
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
Pollux tries to feint to your left, but stumbles, nearly drops
     Gorynytch, the dragon sword, and misses.
The South Road(e, ne, s and n) [w and sw]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
The South Road(w, sw, s and n) [se, e and ne]
 An old gossiper [19 rumours, 15 new]
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
The South Road(w, s and n) [se, e and ne]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
The South Road(w, ne, s and n) [se and e]
 A traveling lad
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
Outside the Rammas Echor(w, sw and n) [e and s]
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
The South Road(w, e, s and n)
 An elf-skin bota (empty)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:82>
The South Road(se, w, sw, e, s and n)
 A fierce Orc soldier
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:79>
The South Road(w, e, s and n)
 A savage Orc soldier
 A fierce Orc soldier
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:79>
The South Road(w, e, ne, s and n)
 A savage Orc soldier
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:79>
The South Road(se, w, sw, e, ne, s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:79>
The South Road(w, sw, e, nw and n)
 Orcs scramble to assemble an army tent
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:125 EP:79>
The South Road(w, e, s and n)
 A heavyset bowman of Morthond
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:125 EP:79>
The Great Gates of Minas Tirith(enter, e, s and n)
 An empty vial
 A wooden bowl
 Cerissi's magnificent steed (hitched)
 A signpost
 A hitching post
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
Travelto: Destination reached!
HP:125 EP:79>
Pollux tries to feint to your right, but stumbles, nearly drops
     Gorynytch, the dragon sword, and misses.
You notice Klardin sizing you up.
Pollux feints to your right and lands a surprise blow!
enter
yes
reveal vial
drink vial of vigour
give empty vial to Kerbi
drop empty vial
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(w, s, pelennor, nw and n)
 A brand (burned out)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:121 EP:79>
Pollux scratches you slightly, barely even worth noticing.
Haarni shields you, and Klardin hits Haarni very hard.
Klardin pokes at you with difficulty.
Kerbi misses you.
You hit Pollux hard.
Grakas misses you by a mile!
What?
HP:116 EP:78>
Reveal what?
HP:116 EP:78>
The fluid tastes bitter in your mouth.
HP:200 EP:163>
Kerbi refuses to accept the item!
HP:200 EP:163>
Ok.
HP:200 EP:163>
You notice Klardin sizing you up.
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You notice Haarni sizing you up.
Gold: 108     (rough)  Encumbrance: lightly encumbered  
You are carrying the following on your person:
 A beautiful, deadly sword forged by Grakas (wielded).
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A stamped staying-permit.
 A simple sheepskin sheath (worn).
 A large harvester's pack (open) (worn).
 A large black cloak (worn).
 A pair of leather boots (worn).
 A pair of mail pants (worn).
 Chainmail gloves (worn).
 A jet black hauberk (worn).
 An ivory shield (worn).
 A tower guard's helmet (worn).
 A soprano recorder.
 A spellbook.
 The 9th Two Towers EVENT! badge.
HP:200 EP:163>
4s
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headbutt
drop pasty from cloak
eat pasty
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headbutt
do reveal phial,drink phial,drop empty phial
drop pasty from cloak
eat pasty
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headbutt
drop pasty from cloak
eat pasty
4camo
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4camo
Do: starting commands.
HP:200 EP:163>
Street(w, s and n)
 An injured guard limps along slowly
 A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:200 EP:163>
Street(s and n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:200 EP:163>
Street(s and n)
 An injured guard limps along slowly
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:200 EP:163>
Street(w, s and n)
 A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:200 EP:163>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:200 EP:163>
Pollux swings mightily, just missing you.
Klardin misses you.
Haarni shields you, and Kerbi scratches Haarni.
Kerbi cuts you superficially.
You miss Pollux.
Grakas misses you by a mile!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:163>
You pull a muscle in your neck trying to headbutt Pollux.
HP:199 EP:143>
Drop what?
HP:199 EP:143>
There is no pasty here.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
Pollux chops through the air surrounding you.
Klardin barely misses you.
Kerbi misses you.
You miss Pollux.
Grakas misses you by a mile!
You notice Klardin sizing you up.
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
Grakas chats with his party.
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way south.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a house(n)
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
    Glass shards crunch under your feet as you make your way north.
It's a very good thing you're wearing boots!
A heaping mess where once stood a home(w, e and s)
Haarni enters.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
Kerbi enters.
Grakas enters.
HP:199 EP:143>
You pull Pollux closer to you and headbutt him square in the face.
HP:199 EP:108>
Do: starting commands.
HP:199 EP:108>
You very carefully slip a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion from your cloak.
HP:199 EP:108>
You drink the phial of dream potion and feel it taking effect.  Slowly,
you feel your body growing in strength and power!  You feel like you 
could take on anyone!  Yes!  YES!  You feel incredible!
HP:199 EP:108>
Ok.
HP:199 EP:108>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:199 EP:108>
Drop what?
HP:199 EP:108>
There is no pasty here.
HP:199 EP:108>
What?
HP:199 EP:108>
Your neck still hurts from the last headbutt.
HP:199 EP:108>
Drop what?
HP:199 EP:108>
There is no pasty here.
HP:199 EP:108>
Do: starting commands.
HP:199 EP:108>
You are too busy staying alive to blend into your surroundings!
HP:199 EP:108>
You are too busy staying alive to blend into your surroundings!
HP:199 EP:108>
You are too busy staying alive to blend into your surroundings!
HP:199 EP:108>
You are too busy staying alive to blend into your surroundings!
HP:199 EP:108>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:199 EP:108>
Street(w, s and n)
 A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor
Pollux enters.
Grakas enters.
Kerbi enters.
Klardin enters.
Haarni enters.
HP:199 EP:108>
Grakas chats with his party.
Pollux leaves north.
Klardin leaves north.
Kerbi leaves north.
Grakas leaves north.
Do: starting commands.
HP:200 EP:200>
You are too drunk to stay blended into your surroundings.
HP:200 EP:200>
You are too drunk to stay blended into your surroundings.
HP:200 EP:200>
You are too drunk to stay blended into your surroundings.
HP:200 EP:200>
You are too drunk to stay blended into your surroundings.
HP:200 EP:200>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:200 EP:200>
4n
Do: starting commands.
HP:200 EP:199>
shape all here
Street(s and n)
 An injured guard limps along slowly
Haarni enters.
HP:200 EP:199>
Street(s and n)
Haarni enters.
HP:200 EP:199>
Street(w, s and n)
 An injured guard limps along slowly
 A well-muscled Dunnish man of western Gondor
Haarni enters.
HP:200 EP:199>
Inside the gates of Minas Tirith(w, s, pelennor, nw and n)
 Kerbi the dunlending Bandit (Demonic) [unconscious]
 An empty vial
 A brand (burned out)
Haarni enters.
HP:200 EP:199>
Do: Commands completed.
HP:200 EP:199>
Haarni is in average shape.        AVERAGE           AVERAGE           AVERAGE           AVERAGE
Skyman is in perfect shape.         PERFECT         PERFECT      PERFECT         PERFECT
Skyman is rather drunk.
Kerbi is in critical condition, very close to death.
HP:200 EP:199>
Kerbi is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged!
You are too busy to make an attack!
Grakas enters.
k
Grakas bandages Kerbi.
Pollux enters.
Klardin enters.
You attack Klardin.
HP:200 EP:199>
You inflict massive damage to Klardin.
You still feel drunk.
Pollux leaves north.
Klardin leaves north.
Grakas leaves north.
k kerbi
You decide to put Kerbi out of her misery.
HP:200 EP:200>
You killed Kerbi.
Kerbi has died.
GUILDWAR: Your guilds are in a state of Mutual Warfare.
          This crime is not reportable.
Party say from Haarni: kill kerbi
Grakas enters.
Haarni gets a mysterious amber vial, a simple sheepskin sheath and a
     great numenorean warshield from corpse of Kerbi into an Orc courier
     pack.
^Kerbi.
do get all from corpse into pack,get gold from corpse
^ (OOC) Skyman: Kerbi.
HP:200 EP:194>
Haarni gets some gold coins and a black steel longsword from corpse of
     Kerbi.
Do: starting commands.
HP:200 EP:194>
There is nothing in the corpse to get.
HP:200 EP:194>
There is no gold in the corpse to get.