DurmanBits

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Delkin [legacy]
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12 March 2008 00:00:00
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Misc

If you're not Durmanhoth, you're not allowed to laugh! :)

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    Girrick [legacy]
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    16 March 2008 15:19:46

    Jeez guys post this sort of stuff on your guildboard....oh wait....you don't have access to it right now

    rotfls

    Ok...some parts were mildly funny.

  • Author
    Delkin [legacy]
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    16 March 2008 03:46:12

    Date: 14. Mar, 2008, 5:27:53 By: Tevildo

    Oh m'Christ, this is getting ridiculous. If you can't enjoy a humor log because of your in-game politics, that's just silly. Refusing to even read it for whatever reason but comparing it to other things anyway... well, that speaks for itself, I suppose :)

    Yeah guys, keep it real here...I don't care what you think about this, this is for Durmanhoth! :)

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    Nadir [legacy]
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    15 March 2008 16:46:54

    but where are the jokes?

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    Tevildo [legacy]
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    15 March 2008 07:37:58

    Actually, I contributed several things for use in the Tidbits. Some longer stuff was cut down, making it less funny than it ought to have been, and the overuse of cock jokes made for some boring reads. Take that however you want to.

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    Sicarius [legacy]
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    15 March 2008 07:02:26

    I can't help but wonder if Tevildo's dislike of Fimbu's tidbits is colored by his personal feelings about that particular social group.

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    Lobo [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 20:26:44

    I agree completely with Delin.

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    Jaron [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 20:06:03

    What Etrius said. Though we could do without the attempt to politicize them in the end of the log.

  • Author
    Rhoads [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 20:02:34

    To Tevildo: Unfortunately, seeing is different from logging :/

    To Etrius: Yeah, I agree with you 100% on this.

  • Author
    Delin [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 19:23:44

    vsf vcs tds

  • Author
    Tevildo [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 19:16:43

    Send 'em to me, Rhoads. I'll give them a good home :)

  • Author
    Etrius [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 17:13:19

    Meh, I liked this. Fimbu's tidbits may have been better, but he's off having a life somewhere. At least someone's making a new effort.

  • Author
    Manni [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 14:54:20

    In our defense... I only appear in 2-3 of the tidbits, just for the sake of giving other people some face time. A 'Manni-only' tidbits would result in severe lung trauma from laughing too hard.

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    Rhoads [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 13:45:48

    Not tried to defend anyone here, but some of Fimbu's tidbids where crappy too :P Several with FRA inside jokes. To me it really looks like most people are talking crap because this came from durms. Although, on a related note, I would rate this as 'so-so' ;) (I have seem better ones!)

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    Tash [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 11:05:06

    But it did kill time when you were bored, didn't it?

  • Author
    Kalmah [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 06:57:42

    pretty much

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 05:41:47

    Its not politics of the game yo, most of this stuff just isn't that great compared to tidbits.

  • Author
    Tevildo [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 05:27:53

    Oh m'Christ, this is getting ridiculous. If you can't enjoy a humor log because of your in-game politics, that's just silly. Refusing to even read it for whatever reason but comparing it to other things anyway... well, that speaks for itself, I suppose :)

  • Author
    Manni [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 04:47:17

    We're a bilingual guild... We speak English and Herkimite fluently.

  • Author
    Kalmah [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 03:46:25

    [ Durmanhoth ] Delkin: Waste tells you: they are re-electing a GM and if

    things go right, you will have a massive dwarf axes on your heads.

    [ Durmanhoth ] Anvik: And in english this means...

    [ Durmanhoth ] Eigen: im Arab too and i didnt get that ...

    I don't know why anyone would think that's a tidbit. First off, your guild is renowned for hosting people who don't know shit about speaking the English language and second, if you can't understand that you're just plain retarded.

  • Author
    Nadir [legacy]
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    14 March 2008 03:12:05

    id prolly find this funny if i was as stupid as i pretend to be

  • Author
    Shardik [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 22:09:21

    But I don't want to be homeless, Mr. Manni!

  • Author
    Girrick [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 21:20:18

    LOL @ THE VIDEO TLALOC FOUND

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 21:08:26

    Good that some agree with me, seriously, if you compare these to tidbits, my god, I guess standards have changed very much.

  • Author
    Trempk [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 09:39:58

    Actually, I think this tidbits would have been funnier without Tevildo, tbh.

  • Author
    Polk [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 09:16:36

    You know, the original Tidbits were actually funny. This is not.

  • Author
    Otoron [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 06:19:33

    Two words: white slavery.

  • Author
    Orcoron [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 06:17:06

    *has mudsex with Otoron and gives birth to Ortoron*

    Oh shit! Which one of us has to pay child support now?!

  • Author
    Otoron [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 05:54:06

    Also, Tevildo, if 'that's what she said,' or, 'lol f u' is the sort of thing that you define as funnier than 'all but the earliest tidbits,' your humor is as dysfunctional as your sense of right and wrong.

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    Otoron [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 05:49:39

    Without an editorial slant? Amusingly enough, Tevildo, Fimbu was historically much more selective than I was... but he was working with more material, so what is to be done?

  • Author
    Tevildo [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 03:03:03

    This was legitimately funnier than all but the earliest Tidbits. I've been collecting amusing scraps and morsels myself, and will post some genuinely funny stuff here or on the Smoker's Guild website when there's a good amount. If you like humor without an editorial slant, feel free to send any stuff my way. Or to Fimbu, I'm not greedy.

  • Author
    Otoron [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 02:42:42

    I'm not reading this bullshit.

    It's called tidbits. They aren't up because you're all too lazy to mail Fimbu or me.

    And for all those who gave tidbits ratings of 1 because it was too much of R-comm antics... die.

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 00:37:00

    *RAGES, with the MIGHT of Beorn!!*

  • Author
    Delin [legacy]
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    13 March 2008 00:32:37

    *RAGES!!!*

    Damn I miss my time in Beorns.

  • Author
    Galandrin [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 23:56:03

    Durms loosing their GH makes me smile in real life

  • Author
    Delkin [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 23:47:03

    When Delin is angry it makes me smile in real life :)

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 22:29:56

    If he was funny it wouldn't be in here.

  • Author
    Haarni [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 21:55:00

    Maybe your just not very funny:P

  • Author
    Adoni [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 21:41:38

    Dang, I was half expecting to see some of Sadren in here... OH well.

  • Author
    Delin [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 20:17:20

    So the point of this log is you laugh from being punished and want to show it to everyone? Show some more respect.

  • Author
    Esteban [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 20:06:22

    You say in Westron: meh, I need some armour :P

    You say in Westron: you guys wana go wreck dcms?

    You say in Westron: I can lead

    Nyquil goes away from the keyboard.

    Dvalin goes away from the keyboard.

    HAHAHAHAAHAH :)

  • Author
    Balzamon [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 20:01:45

    Manni: we RP with everyone except you just fine. you're an asshat. we don't need to RP with asshats.

    Manni this had me laughing so fucking hard

  • Author
    Delkin [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 19:58:19

    Solid video.

    G-UNIT!

    Daedin for life.

  • Author
    Hoshkebosh [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 18:10:15

    Fantastic video, and Tevildo was the best part of this log. :p

  • Author
    Evrawk [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 17:13:27

    hahaha...

    nice log...

    nice video!

    whos the chick?

    are they actually the real persons? playing the mud???

  • Author
    Parethian [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 17:11:16

    hahaha good read :p

  • Author
    Dalkar [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 16:54:59

    That video is just awesome. Pure gold!

  • Author
    Jaron [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 16:19:11

    I can't stop laughing.. wonder who made it

  • Author
    Kalmah [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 16:12:46

    oh man, now that video's what deserves a 6

  • Author
    Jabba [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 16:12:20

    HAHAHA. That video was awesome.

  • Author
    Tevildo [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 15:48:37

    There's far too much Tevildo in this log. I'm offended and outraged by his inclusion.

  • Author
    Tlaloc [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 15:42:35

    I didn't make this video, dunno who did but I had one of the best laughs in my life:)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8ZlmDvsz_k

  • Author
    Zillak [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 14:10:01

    [ Durmanhoth ] Dahnir: Yes! By golding, I mean resetting whip :P

    [ Durmanhoth ] Bonefish: anyone wanna run through wordor?

    [ Durmanhoth ] Bonefish: mordor?

    [ Durmanhoth ] Felk: Is that the knock off brand of Mordor

    That one got me laughing so hard rotfl!!!

    Good stuff...

  • Author
    Manni [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 12:51:56

    Good stuff. Tulkas party's a good one too.

  • Author
    Dalkar [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 10:00:22

    Tevildo starred in this, but the rest was kinda lame

  • Author
    Foxxx [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 08:39:59

    I liked the part about the gay sex being optional but encouraged.

  • Author
    Jubal [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 06:57:27

    [ Durmanhoth ] Rau: yeah, t2t lags so bad, I need a

    better video card!

    ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

  • Author
    Colven [legacy]
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    12 March 2008 06:43:58

    I have to say Fimbu's tidbits were better, but this will do.