If you're not Durmanhoth, you're not allowed to laugh! :)
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Post 16 Idell (06/24/07 12:54) commands you might have
forgotten
first of all:
tag everything
- this command will take everything on your person, use it every time you
pick something up in the armoury
i here all
- this command will tell you everything in a room, including everything
inside containers
i all
- this command will tell you everything you have on your person,
including all of your containers
use each of these before you leave the guild hall, it will ensure that
you arent taking more than you need to, that you have what you want, and
that you wont sell it by "accident"
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Post 17 Manni (06/24/07 13:11) Addendum.. Commands you might
have forgotten
Score - Shows your score name, experience, character stats, and age, plus
your title.
Gold - Shows how much gold you have
Bow - Makes you bow
Quit - Logs you off
^ (OOC) Rathmar: Go cry into your power rangers breakfast cereal
Jaime says in Westron: do i have to gear? :P
Mute looks at Jaime.
Mute removes a pair of old work gloves.
Mute gives Jaime a pair of old work gloves.
Manni laughs.
Mute gets an empty keg.
Mute gives Jaime an empty keg.
Jaime says, "Ok!".
Jaime wears a pair of old work gloves.
Manni gives Jaime a gold coin.
Manni says in Westron: you're set
Jaime says in Westron: THX
**Anvik had just quested 19 botas in a row**
[ Durmanhoth ] Anvik: Who's got bota?
[ Durmanhoth ] Amohn: shit i have a pack in my pack with pack inside
that pack
[ Durmanhoth ] Anvik: rotfl
[ Durmanhoth ] Jaime: hahahahahahah
[ Durmanhoth ] Amohn: and 4 botas too
^ Winnetou: EDO LOCKUP
^ Etrius: Where?
^ (OOC) Evrawk: anyone here knows a site where theres a sort of translation generator? like english to elvish?
You told Warrax: don't move!
Warrax told you: LOL F U!
Party say from Kelevra: my dog is excited:p
Party say from Kelevra: when i touch his ass:P
^ (OOC) Delkin: No no...we ended as pretty much best friends.
^ (OOC) Link: ah
^ (OOC) Berzelius: How is that humanly possible
^ (OOC) Berzelius: How sedated was she
^ (OOC) Link: lol
^ (OOC) Delkin: Well, it was really really hard.
^ (OOC) Berzelius: That's what she said!
[ Durmanhoth ] Delkin: Waste tells you: they are re-electing a GM and if
things go right, you will have a massive dwarf axes on your heads.
[ Durmanhoth ] Anvik: And in english this means...
[ Durmanhoth ] Eigen: im Arab too and i didnt get that ...
<<HP:2 EP:3>> Due to your lack of coordination, you have lost your footing and
tumbled...
down...
the...
mountain!
<ouch>
A mountain pass(w and e)
A swift hawk
You lead an experienced travel horse [packed] east.
<<HP:-1 EP:3>> Travelto: aborted! Type 'travelto resume' to continue.
<<HP:-1 EP:3>> You fall to the ground.
You are bleeding to death.
You are bleeding to death.
The poison writhes through your veins, and you feel ill.
<<HP:0 EP:0>>
g
You are unconscious and can do nothing!
<<HP:0 EP:0>> You are still unconscious.
<<HP:0 EP:0>> You are still unconscious.
Bam enters.
Bam leaves west.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You are still unconscious.
You regain consciousness.
You say in Westron: when I was a newbie in 1999 :p
Jaime says in Westron: so long ago
You say in Westron: heck ya
Jaime says in Westron: like 11 years
[ Durmanhoth ] Coranth: Can someone come attack me
[ Durmanhoth ] Someone: On my way.
You grin diabolically, shoving the blade through Porcupine!
Porcupine screams and covers its eyes.
Porcupine hits you.
Klardin says in Westron: fuckin financial aid papers are gay!
Klardin says in Westron: just pay for my school assholes!
[ Durmanhoth ] Delkin: yes, the gayest movie in the world
[ Durmanhoth ] Panayoti: if it's Porn, i've seen it
Domechecka tells you: whats up
You say in Westron: meh, I need some armour :P
You say in Westron: you guys wana go wreck dcms?
You say in Westron: I can lead
Nyquil goes away from the keyboard.
Dvalin goes away from the keyboard.
Rau says in Westron: i took Gristwen into the bushes the other day
Rau peers around suspiciously.
Rau says in Westron: we were doing emerald shield!
[new] Date: 03. Jul, 2007, 9:40:02 By: Tevildo
"Without warning, someone stabs you from behind!
Someone carves some letters into you."
You're beginning to feel nauseous and dizzy.
l letters
Dear Aunt Lisa,
Things couldn't be going better, thanks for
asking. I got a new job! Granted, it isn't
what I thought I'd be doing, but you know
how these things are. The pay isn't terrible.
See you in June? I'll bring the noodle salad ;)
Love, Duncan.
To Whom It May Concern:
Sir or madam, I must complain about the
service I received at your establishment this
Tuesday. Not only was the food cold, but the
waiter--I think his name was Bill-- was
inattentive and couldn't get our orders right.
He said there was no manager on duty at the
time, so I'm writing you now to express my
displeasure. You have lost this customer.
-Duncan Idaho.
Lovemuffin!
Can't wait to see you again. Minutes seem
like hours 'n stuff. I was thinking, maybe we
could try that "thing" again... you know what
I'm talking about! My neck and hip are still
sore from last time, but oooooh man. With you,
it's a good hurt. MRRRROW!! XOXOXO
Your Hunka Hunka Burnin' Manstud
P.S. I'm not wearing any panties ;DD
You vomit all over the ground!
You have died.
invite mog
You invite Mog to this room.
<<HP:230 EP:117>> SG
e
A shadowy foyer(n, w and out)
<<HP:230 EP:117>> SG
tell mog bring your mom
Mog is ignoring you.
[ Durmanhoth ] Ravathir: I can help in 45minm prolly
[ Durmanhoth ] Ravathir: schoolends in 15
[ Durmanhoth ] Ravathir: my bro comes
[ Durmanhoth ] Ravathir: I buy some redbull and liqour
[ Durmanhoth ] Ravathir: Then I mud
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: that reminded me of a story
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: a former housemate
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: stole some money
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: disappeared
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: in his room
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: they found a bag full of dildos
[ Durmanhoth ] Warrax: the guy had a giant bag of big scary
dildos in his room
% Azhrarn: Find delkin
% Delkin: who?
#430 Fyng 35 - a strange tool The Guildmaster of BKD Now on Sale!!! Exc Unall Durm Surplus
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: that was a real solid Azhrarn rant
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: i enjoyed that
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: it had all the crucial elements... funny
comments made by all of us
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: azhrarn babbling nonsensically
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: getting progressively more incoherent and
angrier
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: nobody else on the comm knows what's
going on
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: and it ends in him bypassing the
profanity filter
Panayoti tells you: Head -> pussy
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: they don't even use top grade squirrel
meat at taco bell
[ Durmanhoth ] Dahnir: Yes! By golding, I mean resetting whip :P
[ Durmanhoth ] Bonefish: anyone wanna run through wordor?
[ Durmanhoth ] Bonefish: mordor?
[ Durmanhoth ] Felk: Is that the knock off brand of Mordor
[ Durmanhoth ] Panayoti: LEH YA AKHOU SHARMOUTA
[ Durmanhoth ] Dvalin: LEK ya AIR
[ Durmanhoth ] Panayoti: SHOU WLEH MANYAK
[ Durmanhoth ] Delkin: Meh, Imma call the FBI now
^ (OOC) Emtec: when did they change that :O?
^ (OOC) Delkin: Before the shut and after the up
^ (OOC) Jakar: I met someone who was actually worse for
Baklen with making up bs today on there.
^ (OOC) Jakar: He said he was a 15 yr old kid and his
nickname was death
^ (OOC) Jakar: because he can kill someone in 2 seconds
with his barehands.
^ (OOC) Jakar: And he hates missouri cause the cops
always shoot at him.
^ (OOC) Jakar: He was trying to send me pictures of his
toes that got severed off in a fight.
^ (OOC) Jakar: and apparently he got impaled on a flag
stick.
^ (OOC) Zoso: this is lamer than a kid with down's syndrom and a
torn ACL running down a rocky hill with untied shoelaces.
Theodrek says: take citan > His ass is too big to be moved by normal means.
#516 Angrald 100 - a small house key go gt the dream potion!
#517 Evendim 50 - a phial of Roderick's Dream Potion lolol i already haev it
^ (OOC) Manni: we RP with everyone except you just fine.
you're an asshat. we don't need to RP with asshats.
Seks tells you: some guy called Camus doesn't like it
Duncant the dunlending Orc-target (Impartial)
Last on: 12d 2m 14s ago. Gender: male
Age: 1m 52s
Omit says quietly in Westron: anyone want 4 kids and a wife?
Omit says quietly in Westron: cheap
-> Omit pulls his hair out.
Tyras says in Westron: here's a pie chart about proscrastination
Tyras says in Westron: ( )
[ Durmanhoth ] Rau: yeah, t2t lags so bad, I need a
better video card!
Post 16 Panayoti (12/15/07 03:48) Fes
His name means fart in arabic.
Even with that mishap, I'm for him:P
Post 13 Panayoti (12/15/07 03:06) Reyals
same as vegetable.
party say wait, idea
You say to your party: wait, idea
<<HP:230 EP:208>> SG
party say watch this
You say to your party: watch this
<<HP:230 EP:208>> SG
party say trigger smiles todo do drink punch, eat jerky, party hp
You say to your party: trigger smiles todo do drink punch, eat jerky,
party hp
<<HP:230 EP:208>> SG Your eyes ache from the strain of maintaining your enhanced vision.
party say just paste that
You say to your party: just paste that
drop jerky from pack
Ok.
<<HP:230 EP:204>> SG
smile
You smile with three rows of teeth. It is not a good sign.
<<HP:230 EP:204>> SG Bonefish leaves east.
e
Hills of Tarnost(w, e, s and n)
A meek ewe grazes on the grass
<<HP:230 EP:204>> SG
Bonefish tells you: damn I messed that up
Grimdor the sindar (Wizard)
On for: 6m 1s Gender: male
Age: 38d 14h 58m 44s
Grimdor has recorded a life story.
Info: Grimrod tells you: mom loved you more :(
Panayoti says in Westron: hey delkin
Panayoti says in Westron: why is it that
Panayoti says in Westron: every time yo mama sits on ma bed for some hot
sex
Panayoti says in Westron: it falls to the ground
Triggered! doing: kill
You disable your idle tag.
Kill what?
<<HP:230 EP:230>> SG Panayoti chuckles.
Panayoti pats you on the back.
Panayoti says in Westron: i knew that would piss you off and make you
come back right away:P
^ (OOC) Serex: Like, if I was in a moshpit, i'd just pull
out the tech and clear the whole dance floor.
^ (OOC) Tevildo cues the laugh track. Oh, Serex! What
won't you do next?
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: afk gay sex
[ Durmanhoth ] Rau: got my computer going again.
[ Durmanhoth ] Rau: cept musta screwed up the power when I was
plugging crap back in, coz One of my cords started smoking and then
melted at one point. Didn't erally need that one anyawy.
[ Durmanhoth ] Panayoti: By farting, I achieve my orgasm
[ Durmanhoth ] Panayoti: I just thought you should know
[ Durmanhoth ] Pity: ROTFL!
[ Durmanhoth ] Anvik: Mute, do you have commban power?
% Delkin: Excuse me? Rapping is the highest form of
intellijenct.
% Tevildo: Yo, that's wiggity wiggity wiggity right.
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: Who wants to play 'get gold from manni'?
[ Durmanhoth ] Still: hmmmm sounds tempting?
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: YES OR NO
[ Durmanhoth ] Still: HOW MUCH?!
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: YOU MUST SAY ME
[ Durmanhoth ] Still: i'm only on for another 5 minutes but sure!
[ Durmanhoth ] Still: ME
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: WINNAR
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: THANKS FOR PLAYING STILL
[ Durmanhoth ] Still: YOU ARE WELCOME ... DO I OWE YOU HOT MUD SEX
NOW?
[ Durmanhoth ] Manni: that's optional but encouraged
[ Durmanhoth ] Huvintude: Oh no, another parents killed by orcs
story
[ Durmanhoth ] Huvintude: But he makes it up by also being dead
and blind at the same time
Post 25 Magnus (01/26/08 19:29) Delkin
Please post information about playerkilling, wrecking,
smashing, ghosting, lolligagging, *********ing, pwnsaucing,
annihilating, slaughtering, massacring, decimating,
crunching, crushing, pulverizing, flatlining, spanking,
and Bilbo T-Bagginsing people on the PK board.
It is located e,n,e of here where I usually idle,
on my bare breasts.
Black marker not included.
-Magnus
brew penis
You fail to brew. You do not have a penis.
The ghost of Arkhar
Not present in Arda.
Age: 4d 7h 53m 54s
Info: No longer bkd.
^ (OOC) Paraiko: Well, you kids get to play your Super Tetris
Apocalypse or whatever shit you play now
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Note 60 Osse (03/11/08 13:33) A post I wish I didn't have to
make...
Greetings, friends and fellow MUDders.
There are times when as an admin of a game like this, one has to make
decisions that one would rather not have to make. Such is the case today.
After due consideration, and as a fitting punishment (pursuant to Tulkas'
news post #58), the administration of T2T has enacted a 1-week suspension
upon the Durmanhoth guild. During this time, the guild hall will not be
accessible to any guild member. This punishment stems not just from the
episode with the Quickblades, but rather reflects what we regard as an
evolving pattern of the Durmanhoth mucking with other guilds in what we
view as destructive, unfair ways.
While we realize that not every member was directly responsible for the
actions and wrongdoing that took place, there are times when the group
must suffer punishment for the actions of the few. As administrators of
this game, we can and will take steps to ensure that no individual
or group of individuals are working against the best interests of the
MUD. In return for the extra privileges and luxuries we provide to
guilds, we in return require a higher level of responsibility from
them.
It is our hope that this warning rings clearly throughout our guilds
and playerbase... we are serious about keeping this game the absolutely
best it can be, and we will _not_ put up with deliberate harmful actions
that work contrary to that cause.
Thank you for your attention,
Osse
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[ Durmanhoth ] Delkin: bahahahahahahahahaha