Posted by Request...30ish mins uptime. (Sorry for some of the shitty formatting)
Smoky looks so clueless it's funny.
Delkin owns your o-ring, biatch.
My turn.
Delkin is the king
He will own you in the ring
then do your mom....ZING!
Notice it's also a Haiku.
Delkin, your a fucking moron.
Bakal, I love you, even though you killed me when I was running finds on other ERs for you:(
Your second rap was weak Delkin
This is me and my crew:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq9Ts8EeayU
We are badass.
We rap.
We.
.
lol @ Pounder. G_G
Delkin >>> Bakal >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pounder
Count still stands though Bakal >> Delkin.
That last one was quite on the diluted side
and that whole PS shit breaks the verse
like a noob going down backwards on the aiglos slide.
Meh, I know I suck at writing shit.
Much like a level two stuck in a pit.
lol
Bah, you brag about originality and finish it with a 'your mom' joke? :P
Don't you walk away, I'm talking to you!
And you sit down until I'm through.
I'll drop the rhymes that are so unique
They're different, amazing, and so effing 1337
Y0u st34l my l1n3s,
Y0u try 4nd st34l my f1r3.
Y0u cl41m y0u r0ck,
Y0u 4r3 n0th1ng but 4 l14r.
You see I'm the undefeated,
The undeleted,
The unconceited,
And the unrepeated.
I'm the undiluted,
The unreputed,
The well respected,
And the non-disputed.
To my bros I'm known as the G,
To you, it's pronounced 'your majesty.'
You think you know Tolkien,
You're down with Middle Earth?
Here's some fact - it's time to unearth.
I needed some gear,
So I walked into Bree.
Brand looked at me and said:
'Don't kill me!'
So I killed him once
And I killed him twice
And I took some loot
Which was pretty nice.
I've got a cat-hide pack
And a brass coathook.
It's not that great,
But I know you want to look.
You think you're bad?
You think you have skills?
Guess what, punk?
I have 679 confirmed kills.
Each one is beautiful,
Each one is flawless,
Each one is perfect,
None of them are lawless.
I can chuck you,
I can toss you,
I can throw you any day.
I can ghost you,
I can toast you,
In any way.
I've talked about me,
Now let's talk about you:
Your winky is small
And your balls are blue.
You're nothing but a worm caught on my hook
Just a little name in my book.
You see the thing separates you from me?
Yeah, it's a little something called originality.
For last 10 years I've walked these lands.
I don't talk smack; you just feel my hand.
I'm the master of the beat,
The thrower of the mix,
The layer of the law,
And the wooer of MUDchicks.
You think you're awesome?
You think you're bright?
Last time I checked, you're running from this fight.
You think you won the battle?
You think you've made a score?
I'll cross the line.
I'll win this war:
I've got the fire to teach you
The fire to learn you,
The fire to scold you,
And the fire to burn you.
Before I put your ashes in an urn...
Guess what punk?
It's your turn.
P.S. - Your mom and I did the Four-Farthing Shag.
She was good. I was amazing.
Nice one bakal. hahaha
Before bakal's last rap, Delkin >> Bakal.
Now its more like Bakal >>>> Delkin (at rap of course).
'This is Bakal 19.0 and you're just Delkin 2.hoe'
haha, brilliant :p
Delkin don't let him do that to you man.. Fight back!
Yeah I might be old, but I sure ain't weak
You better check you facts before you decide to speak
I've been roamin' Arda for a long ass time
This is Bakal 19.0 and you're just Delkin 2.hoe
I'm talking shit to Stalinor
Because I'm always ballin' more
From Rhosgobel to the shore
Since the time of Numenor
You betta watch your back next time on the mud
Or soon you'll find a note on ya' chest that says, 'Get served, pud'
You might be smokin' Old Toby and gettin' all high
but I'm the mother fucker who invented: kthxbie
This rap battle is epic, but I'm done with this shit
I'm gonna step away from the mic, and just type quit
RESPECT!
Most of that shit is just a variation of a lot of old NWA i used to listen too.... USED TOO LISTEN TOO!!!!!!
though I liked
P.S. Yeah, two inches from the ground.
When you're lying on your face.
Yeah that last lyric was pretty good :p
Even tho i don't like rap, i must add that Delkin is god damn good and amusing when he creates some lyrics.
Yo, check it.
Bakal you're a clown and nobody likes you,
You're useless, you're old, too weak for me to fight you.
You want a piece
Of this freaking beast?
I'll give you more rhyme
Than you could ever unleash.
You see I sit up at night, late in my room
I open a dictionary and plot your doom.
I cay rhyme on the money
With every word.
The ladies call me 'honey'
As I my lyrics they heard.
You think you've had it tough?
You think you've had it hard?
Listen up, you little E-Tard:
I was raised in the suburbs of a town called Bree
My mom died at four and my daddy at three.
To make a living, I sold Old Toby,
I'd jam on my silver harp and ride Bill the pony.
When times got too hard, I'd pull out the pipe
Dragon Claw and I would party all night.
You see,
I rap about my trials,
I rap about my tribulations,
Because I've seen life in every situation.
All I ask is that you mind your own,
Mess with me? Get pwned.
Keep it up, and you're fresh out of luck.
Guess what boy, get *** chucked.
I called your mom and asked how I was
She said to me: 'you I luvz'
And Huvintude,
A little word for you
Respect the rap
or you get smacked
peace
Please read a log description before opening your mouth and making yourself look foolish Delvar, it'll probably work for you next time. *Posted by request*
Peace.
Sorry, personally I like reading logs.. makes my day go alot faster when I have something to do at work. So please keep posting. I don't care if its me getting killed or some random person I don't know. If you don't want to read the logs Delvar then simply stop logging in.
why be a bitch?
ok so wow you can glass someone, why post it though?
Also, ratings should be removed seeing as how almost no one rates logs based ont he log instead the people who die in the log. I mean, a 5 or 6 on this? Awesome spectacular incredibly stylish log? Please.
Yeah you know, cause its never the victim's fault for dying to the glass over a dozen times..
I've never seen this done before, excellent job Rowen, keep taking tips from Skyman and maybe you won't be such a scrub.
Cut all this rap
you retarded saps
Yeah you're a pimp
and I respect dat
but whatever you do
don't step on my turf
cause we niggas shoot bullets
and they ain't made of nerf
You better check yourself before you wreck yourself, son.
P.S. Yeah, two inches from the ground.
When you're lying on your face.
Yeah, I see you a thug, it's aight
just don't run into me late at night
I am found in Bree
mudsecking for free
roll with me?
that's $1.50.
P.S. - I'm only two inches.
From the ground.
Nigga please. I was selling Old Toby back when it was called New Toby. Just ask your mom, she'll tell you I got a dick like Moby. (You see what I did there? Moby Dick? A whale? I have a huge dick.) Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
holla
It's ok - just don't step into my hood late at night or you get chucked.
peace
I don't even know how to respond :P
Oh please, Winnetou has never been raised in the streets or forced to sell Old Toby in Bree to make ends meet. Neither have you for that matter. Don't act like you bad.
Sure you did... Winnet- I mean, Delkin.
I typed hunt off at Rammas.
This time of night, the majority of the dorm is downloading porn, so I just started spamming north and east on the road. We saw how good that worked out.
You know, I'd assume with Delkin's uber gay client and what not, he'd have come up with a client trigger to hunt off in that situation.
Now that is a fast way to get equipment at boot.
ROWEN IS MY HERO! =D