Close shave.

Posted by
Farik [legacy]
Uploaded
25 September 2008 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

Taken from the Durmanhoth/AA war. I was drunk and tired when this happened, hence the ineptitude being even worse than usual. A miracle I survived, really.


(HP:180 EP:111) [ROV] s
Darkness surrounds you.
Entrance to Framsburg(w, e, s and n) [se, sw and s]
(HP:180 EP:111) [ROV] who
                                 The Two Towers

Farik the dwarf Gangster (Villainous)                                              (free)  
Shagrath the Ugly, the dunedain Warlord (Demonic)                                  (free)  
Pablo Escobar the dunlending King of Coke (Retired)                                (free)  
Mornaner Monkey the dunedain Dark Knight (eclipsing)                               (free)  
Rathmar the Rat the dwarf Comm Bandit (Censored)                                   (free)  
Undome Námo the dunlending Hammon Luin (Prophet of Amarthatar)                     (free)  

Total friends and enemies and guildmates: 6
Total users: 61
(HP:180 EP:111) [ROV] 
Someone chats with his party.
Someone gets the bands of slaying from a leather scout ruck.
Someone wears the bands of slaying.
You are attacked by someone!
Without warning, someone stabs you from behind!
Someone electrocutes you sending a bolt of charge through the body cavity.
You are blinded as Someone flings pepper dust at you!  ARGH, it hurts!
Someone puts ground pepper into a bloodstained cloak.
You are attacked by someone!
You sneeze.
n
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A cobblestone road(w, e, s and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:131 EP:111) [ROV] w
w
Someone misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Someone knocks you slightly.
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A residential district(w and e)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:128 EP:111) [ROV] 
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A ruined house that has a smell of stew all about it(w, e and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:128 EP:111) [ROV] n
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A residential area(e, s and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:128 EP:111) [ROV] n
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:128 EP:111) [ROV] knock on door
You are attacked by someone!
    As you knock on the huge door, you hear footsteps on the other
side.  The door swings open and a small lady leads you in.
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
(HP:128 EP:111) [ROV] 
You sneeze.
You hear someone knocking on the door; the old lady opens it.
Someone enters through the door.

Someone knocks on the south door.
ask lady about leaving
You ask Old lady about leaving.
    The lady looks at you, nods and leads you to the door. She opens
the door with mysterious ease and leads you to the path outside.

You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] s
Someone chats with his party.
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A residential area(e, s and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] s
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A ruined house that has a smell of stew all about it(w, e and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] 
You sneeze.
e
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A residential district(w and e)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] w
w
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A ruined house that has a smell of stew all about it(w, e and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] 
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
Half of a ruined house(e)  < ----------- I couldn't remember the syntax, annoyingly.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] n
Someone misses you.
Someone misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Someone whirls the flail by you.
n
You can't go that way!
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] 
You chuckle as Someone feebly attempts to headbutt you.
e
You can't go that way!
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] 
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A ruined house that has a smell of stew all about it(w, e and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:129 EP:112) [ROV] 
Someone quickly thrusts hir forehead into the bridge of your nose.
n
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
A residential area(e, s and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] n
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
Someone enters.
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] knock on door
    As you knock on the huge door, you hear footsteps on the other
side.  The door swings open and a small lady leads you in.
You squint and squint, but finally you realize you are blind.
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] 
Someone leaves south.

You sneeze.
You finally regain vision, but your eyes are still blurry.
n
You can't go that way!
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] 
You hear someone knocking on the door; the old lady opens it.
Someone enters through the door.

l
Darkness surrounds you.
    As you stand in the main hall of the barracks, you notice the walls 
are made of stone.  There is a painting hanging on one wall.  The floor
is made of wood.  Judging by the cleanliness, the housekeeper must be
doing her job.  Candles placed on the walls provide light to the room.
After standing here a moment, you notice a smell from the east, the smell
of something cooking.  There is a sign and a board on the wall next to
the painting with information for the guards.
The south door is locked.
    The only obvious exits are west, east and south.
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] e
The barracks messhall(w, s and n)
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] l
    You are standing in the messhall. Large, long tables are lined up 
here, and simple benches have been put alongside them. The light from 
the candles brightens the packed dirt floor, and highlights the mural 
on the west wall next to the exit to the main hall. You see an entrance 
to the sleeping quarters to the north. To the south you see a doorway 
with a sign next to it. You can smell something cooking in there, 
smells like burning flesh.
    The only obvious exits are west, south and north.
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] 
Someone enters.
You are attacked by someone!
w
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
 An old lady is standing here
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] ask lady about leaving

You ask Old lady about leaving.
    The lady looks at you, nods and leads you to the door. She opens
the door with mysterious ease and leads you to the path outside.

Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
 Dalkar Ecthelon the dunlending Deadly Shot (Villainous)
 Ioreth Nuruhuine, the dunedain Secret Agent (007)
 Larion Luinthol the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic)
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] s

A residential area(e, s and n)
 An intimidating guard
 A tired nurse
Ioreth enters.
Dalkar enters.
Larion enters.
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] 
Ioreth misses you.
Larion misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Dalkar whirls the flail by you.
You chuckle as Dalkar feebly attempts to headbutt you.
n
Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
Larion enters.
Ioreth enters.
Dalkar enters.
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] knock on door
    As you knock on the huge door, you hear footsteps on the other
side.  The door swings open and a small lady leads you in.
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
 An old lady is standing here
(HP:106 EP:112) [ROV] w
Someone enters.
The barracks lounge(e, s and n)
 An off-duty guard is sitting here, playing cards [2]
(HP:107 EP:113) [ROV] n
The guards sleeping quarters(s)
(HP:107 EP:113) [ROV] s
Darkness surrounds you.
The barracks lounge(e, s and n)
(HP:107 EP:113) [ROV] 
Someone leaves north.
l e
    As you stand in the main hall of the barracks, you notice the walls 
are made of stone.  There is a painting hanging on one wall.  The floor
is made of wood.  Judging by the cleanliness, the housekeeper must be
doing her job.  Candles placed on the walls provide light to the room.
After standing here a moment, you notice a smell from the east, the smell
of something cooking.  There is a sign and a board on the wall next to
the painting with information for the guards.
The south door is locked.
    The only obvious exits are west, east and south.
 An old lady is standing here
(HP:107 EP:113) [ROV] e
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
 An old lady is standing here
(HP:107 EP:113) [ROV] ask lady about leaving

You ask Old lady about leaving.
    The lady looks at you, nods and leads you to the door. She opens
the door with mysterious ease and leads you to the path outside.

Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
 Dalkar Ecthelon the dunlending Deadly Shot (Villainous)
 Ioreth Nuruhuine, the dunedain Secret Agent (007)
 Larion Luinthol the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic)
(HP:107 EP:113) [ROV] 
Ioreth sears you causing severe nerve damage.
Larion electrocutes you sending a bolt of charge through the body cavity.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Dalkar scrapes you with the spiked ball.
knock on door
    As you knock on the huge door, you hear footsteps on the other
side.  The door swings open and a small lady leads you in.
Darkness surrounds you.
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
(HP:58 EP:113) [ROV] n
You can't go that way!
(HP:58 EP:113) [ROV] 
Someone misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
knock on door
You knock on the south door.
(HP:58 EP:113) [ROV] n

You can't go that way!
(HP:58 EP:113) [ROV] 
Someone chops you.
You hit someone.
e
The barracks messhall(w, s and n)
(HP:46 EP:113) [ROV] e

You can't go that way!
(HP:46 EP:113) [ROV] 
Someone enters.
lw
What?
(HP:46 EP:113) [ROV] 
You miss someone.
n
The guards sleeping quarters(s)
 A sleeping guard [2]
(HP:46 EP:113) [ROV] 
Someone enters.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
Someone hits you very hard, leaving severed body parts!
You miss someone.
s
The barracks messhall(w, s and n)
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] e
You can't go that way!
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] e
You can't go that way!
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] 
Someone enters.
You miss someone.
n
The guards sleeping quarters(s)
 A sleeping guard [2]
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] 
Someone enters.
You notice Someone sizing you up.
s
w
Someone misses you.
You miss someone.
The barracks messhall(w, s and n)
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] 
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
 Ioreth Nuruhuine, the dunedain Secret Agent (007)
 An old lady is standing here
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] w
The barracks lounge(e, s and n)
 An off-duty guard is sitting here, playing cards [2]
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] e
The main hall in the barracks(w, e and s)
 Ioreth Nuruhuine, the dunedain Secret Agent (007)
 An old lady is standing here
(HP:28 EP:114) [ROV] ask lady about leaving
Ioreth zaps you with a staggering shockwave.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Old lady says in Westron: Hello, my name is Anne.
s
You ask Old lady about leaving.
    The lady looks at you, nods and leads you to the door. She opens
the door with mysterious ease and leads you to the path outside.

Entrance to the guard barracks(s and n)
 Dalkar Ecthelon the dunlending Deadly Shot (Villainous)
 Larion Luinthol the dunedain Deathmaster (Demonic)
(HP:18 EP:114) [ROV] 
The door opens, and Ioreth enters. The door then shuts.

s
A residential area(e, s and n)
 An intimidating guard
 A tired nurse
Larion enters.
(HP:18 EP:114) [ROV] 
A ruined house that has a smell of stew all about it(w, e and n)
 A tired mother
 A trash can
Larion enters.
(HP:18 EP:114) [ROV] e
A residential district(w and e)
 An intimidating guard
 The somewhat decayed remains of Soldier
Larion enters.
(HP:18 EP:114) [ROV] e
A cobblestone road(w, e, s and n)
 A little boy
Larion enters.
(HP:18 EP:114) [ROV] e
A ruined store(w)
Larion enters.
(HP:18 EP:114) [ROV] s
Larion zaps you with a staggering shockwave.
You are too busy to make an attack!
w
You can't go that way!
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] s
A cobblestone road(w, e, s and n)
 A little boy
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Entrance to Framsburg(w, e, s and n) [se, sw and s]
 A hitching post
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] do 32s,17e,2n
Larion misses you.
You miss Larion.
Do: starting commands.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Ford of Framsburg(s and n) [w and e]
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n) [ne, nw and n]
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Larion misses you.
You miss Larion.
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
You chuckle as Larion feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Larion misses you.
You miss Larion.
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
You chuckle as Larion feebly attempts to headbutt you.
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:5 EP:114) [ROV] 
Larion misses you.
You miss Larion.
*breakalias*
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
Rocky Ground(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s, nw and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
Larion misses you.
You graze Larion.
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n) [se, e and ne]
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Old Ford(w and e) [s and n]
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n) [w, sw and nw]
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, ne, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The old forest road(w, e, s and n)
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
Outside Rhosgobel(w, se, e, sw, cave, s and n)
 A swift hawk
 A signpost
Larion enters.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
Larion misses you.
You graze Larion.
Do: Commands completed.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
Larion leaves north.
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:115) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:112) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
 A Beorning warrior
(HP:6 EP:112) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:112) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:112) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
(HP:6 EP:112) [ROV] 
The Plains(w, e, s and n)
 A Beorning warrior
(HP:6 EP:112) [ROV]