Carver the newbiekiller

Posted by
Serafina [legacy]
Uploaded
08 October 2008 00:00:00
Type
Player Kill

Posted for Smokey. I seem to have lost the password to Smoky's logpage account.

Comments

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    18 October 2008 15:58:05

    <3 Hirgail.

  • Author
    Hirgail [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 11:24:50

    Jakar...calm the fuck down. He's 16.

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 09:42:35

    Only Jakar isn't worthless.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    18 October 2008 08:08:04

    You first.

  • Author
    Jakar [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 07:11:10

    Fucking slit your throat already. Worthless human being.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 03:43:11

    BRING IT ON!

  • Author
    Malorian [legacy]
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    18 October 2008 02:49:57

    I don't think you will, Azhag.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    18 October 2008 02:23:45

    I'm getting this one too

  • Author
    Urban [legacy]
    At
    18 October 2008 01:33:55

    omg u r the kl sheet. fark me plz.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    17 October 2008 16:08:09

    hah, I got the last word on the log below this one.

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
    At
    17 October 2008 00:07:58

    ZARDOZ!

  • Author
    Exley [legacy]
    At
    16 October 2008 18:33:59

    By the way, Shabba's religious quote on the previous (stupidly longwinded) thread was decent, but I much prefer Voltaire:

    'God created man in his image, then man returned the favor.'

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 20:04:27

    Formidable!

  • Author
    Brubaker [legacy]
    At
    15 October 2008 07:32:31

    But... but... then all our comments will look 'sucky log', 'terrible log' etc. from time to time 'Nice log Bru!'.

  • Author
    Formid [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 01:25:33

    With regards to Azhag, whilst I haven't put him on ignore, after many years of life on the 'IntarWebs', I have gotten very good at just skipping over things I'm not interested in, so I just move on to the shorter responses (where I get a good idea of why I skipped on his posts anyway).

    It's taken me a while to realise it, but yes, I think most of you are right, he's just desperately seeking attention and doesn't care what kind of attention it is (good, bad, he doesn't care, people are paying attention to him). Best solution, just stop responding to him, maybe he'll go away and realise that noone cares.

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
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    15 October 2008 00:31:00

    It makes even more sense if you think Azhag is a mentally disturbed teenager, who masturbates with tears in his eyes under his mom's bed while she gets laid...

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
    At
    15 October 2008 00:18:54

    Has anyone realized that there could be a very logical reason to all of this?! Maybe Azhag has BOTH sexual organs?? This would explain the inability to choose the sex of his characters consistently. It would also explain why hir was homeschooled! In addition, it would also explain why he acts like a stupid PMS driven women sometimes (and no, many women aren't like that) and then has dick wars with everyone. Seriously, if you think about it, it makes a hell of a lot of sense!

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 21:17:41

    Which means he needs to get his ass off the internet for once and venture out into the big bad world. I know it might be scary the first time but don't worry Azhag, it'll become a normal thing eventually. The sun might hurt your eyes, but give it a minute to adjust.

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 21:03:39

    Don't ignore him ffs, he's immature, anti-social, and needs attention.

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 19:22:53

    I don't know why I unignored in the first place :( Remind me to never do so again

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 19:08:06

    And he gets the attention he's so desperate for, thanks to other log page denizens with equal social ineptitude, who were more than willing to flame him.

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 18:15:58

    As Azhag has been homeschooled and quite clearly has not adequately socialized, I strongly suspect he is just desperate for attention, and can't figure out how to get it through any other means than by pestering people. I think Jakar has the right idea; on to ignore he goes.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 16:49:09

    Awww. You know you love me.

  • Author
    Jakar [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 16:38:07

    I prefer it. Back on ignore you go!

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 16:36:45

    hir!

  • Author
    Jakar [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 15:27:35

    I have him/her/it on ignore for a reason Mordhred :P Works great!

  • Author
    Mordhred [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 15:20:07

    Boy, you're what? 15? Listen well, because it's the last time I'm bothering with you. Congrats on not being a virgin anymore, that must be a great accomplishment for someone like you. Just keep in mind that it doesn't make you a man by any means, as most of the people here have already noticed. At your age, I used to hang out with friends and play soccer all day, instead of trying to look cool to people I don't even know on the internet. What can you say, times change I guess. Now you can go ahead and keep calling me names and insulting half the people in this forum like you usually do. Who knows if it will make you look better in the picture some day.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 15:00:23

    I ejaculated because, unlike you, I've actually succeeded in having premature ejaculation during mudsex, which you will never have, and working full time as a resident psychopath and having to work that slurpie machine doesn't really give you much time to beg geniuses for help on the internet or have a life... or whatever else floats your boat.

    Yep. Your full-time whining and bitching on the log page gives us the idea of your 'busy life' of work and study.

    You can't deny it, Mordhred, I have the logs. Stay tuned, I'm posting the links soon.

  • Author
    Mordhred [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 14:53:30

    I hibernated because, unlike you, I've actually succeeded in graduating at university, which you're at least 8-10 years away from, and working full time as a resident doctor and having to study altogether doesn't really give you much time to pick on retards on the internet or have mudsex... or whatever else floats your boat.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 14:44:52

    So, you hibernated because Gristwen refused to mudsex with you, right?

    'FOR THE SAKE OF GOD, MUDSEX ME, GRISTWEN DEAREST!'

    'NEVER!'

    hibernate 999999

  • Author
    Mordhred [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 14:38:19

    Refer to my previous post.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    14 October 2008 14:34:20

    That's pretty catchy. 'For the sake of God' Can I start using that, do you mind?

  • Author
    Mordhred [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:31:28

    Azhag, for the sake of God, go live in a place where internet does not exist. Please. :(

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    14 October 2008 14:29:57

    Bestiality, eh?

  • Author
    Aryl [legacy]
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    13 October 2008 19:42:14

    Haha <3 the Brazilian Wolf.

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
    At
    13 October 2008 19:14:24

    O rly?

  • Author
    Aryl [legacy]
    At
    13 October 2008 05:17:22

    Aryl got nuked again because apparently I was making a mockery of the system by... logging in and creating a character from an IP address that appears to have been unbanned. Interesting.

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
    At
    13 October 2008 02:15:11

    Ya rly!

  • Author
    Aryl [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 21:13:40

    O rly?

  • Author
    Brubaker [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 19:13:24

    ur mom will get top comment

  • Author
    Aryl [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 19:10:33

    O rly?

  • Author
    Haarni [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 10:16:22

    I'm getting top comment.

  • Author
    Perry [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 03:13:43

    I just want top comment.

    and how did you know? I mean...he is sexy and all...how can I not be?

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 03:02:00

    That's why you're attracted to him right

  • Author
    Perry [legacy]
    At
    12 October 2008 02:24:37

    Pounder is gay.

  • Author
    Mordhred [legacy]
    At
    11 October 2008 01:44:30

    afk fucking myself

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
    At
    11 October 2008 00:56:44

    Rotfl, seriously guys, this is awesome for me being stuck at work at 6pm on a friday! Brubaker and Tireless win with the best comments of the last week. :P

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 21:35:49

    hi mordhred, i don't know you, but you can go fuck yourself you noob.

    how's that? :p

  • Author
    Mordhred [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 05:18:27

    wtf, why is every log's comment section about the same retarded shemale? let's vary a bit and pick on other people too, come on

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 03:06:54

    oh, my apologies.

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 03:06:19

    I think he was talking about irime

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 02:44:06

    yes, im sure tres is a he. i've known him since i started mudding on a regular basis in like 2001.

  • Author
    Urban [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 02:02:37

    Cunts don't have genders.

  • Author
    Brubaker [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 02:01:20

    When i was durm i always thought it's a girl...

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 02:00:52

    Well, take a look at the thread below. Who gives a shit what its gender is

  • Author
    Brubaker [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 01:58:18

    Are you sure it's a 'he'?

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 01:49:37

    tres has his little spurts of activity. seems to occur about once a month or so. <3 trescothik

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 01:46:44

    where's Trescothik and his top 5 stuff when we need him?

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 01:45:46

    haha, he's irime too?

  • Author
    Brubaker [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 01:42:03

    irime is gay too

  • Author
    Urban [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 00:51:50

    Smoky gay

    Purty gay

    Serafina gay

    Balzac gay

    Azhag gay

    ...

  • Author
    Urban [legacy]
    At
    10 October 2008 00:25:42

    I don't get it, draw me a picture.

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 22:07:08

    Haha, Zicex you douchebag. Quit that.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 22:06:26

    The following users submitted a rating:

    ....

    User Rating

    Pike 1

    Urban 1

    Zicex 1

  • Author
    Haarni [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 21:20:33

    Ah, bliss:) Its awesome eh Tireless?:P

  • Author
    Tireless [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 21:15:25

    He's talking about the soft-ignore on the logpage ;) Your posts now show up as _just_ the Date: 08. Oct, 2008, 4:52:34 By: Kilin line.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 21:12:49

    Ignore the char that isn't logging in again, go ahead.

  • Author
    Haarni [legacy]
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    09 October 2008 21:12:14

    Wtf has Brubaker got to do with anything?:P You really aren't that knowledgable about anything are you, Azhag. Time to use that ignore function for the first time I think.

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 21:10:40

    I wasn't referring to myself.

    But enjoy hanging out with Brubaker, I hear he's very funny.

  • Author
    Haarni [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 21:03:53

    Im happy with my current friend group. People like you and the herkimers aren't all that high up on the list of people I want to hang with. :P

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 21:00:38

    Hahahahahahhahahaahhaahhahahahahahahaahhaa.

    You're one goddamn funny individual, Haarni. Especially because you failed at your goal of doing the same anyway.

  • Author
    Haarni [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 20:57:58

    Smoky, remember that advice I gave you about making a new alt. Leveling up, don't annoy anyone or try to kill anyone and try making friends with everyone that thinks you are a douche?

    Forget it, you are way past that mark. Just quit:P

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
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    09 October 2008 15:05:07

    Damn, 26 1's. What's the record?

  • Author
    Trempk [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 10:47:07

    Nah, O'Reilly isn't the worst. Sean Hannity is the worst. He took it to a new level.

  • Author
    Pounder [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 04:16:44

    Hahahaha, I WUV u shardik.

  • Author
    Shardik [legacy]
    At
    09 October 2008 03:03:20

    I'm certainly glad to learn that 3 or 4 of the most annoying twats on the game are all the same guy. How are Smoky's PSATs coming along?

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 23:30:51

    More 1's plz.

  • Author
    Pike [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:56:00

    Bad log indeed.

  • Author
    Zicex [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:53:48

    What a crap log!

  • Author
    Tevildo [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:53:12

    But why did Burzukh rate this a 6? :P

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:50:59

    good job rating the log a 6 with your alt, you poon

  • Author
    Urban [legacy]
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    08 October 2008 21:45:47

    Seriously, everyone just rate this a 1.

  • Author
    Borkaz [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:36:41

    Lame log.

  • Author
    Lobo [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:28:07

    IT'S A NEW RECORD!

  • Author
    Alcavant [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 21:26:31

    ..I.. can't help but feel slightly retarded after reading that log.

  • Author
    Etrius [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 20:40:02

    Carver is one of the people on this game that does the most to genuinely help newbies and teach them about the game. This log's representation of him is more than a little unfair.

  • Author
    Angrald [legacy]
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    08 October 2008 20:33:29

    hahahaha, miroth, you made me laugh, thanks for that mate!

  • Author
    Miroth [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 20:16:18

    another great log. thanks for wasting my time fuckface

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 19:21:56

    Yeah I know all media does it, but Bill O is the biggest douchebag of them.

  • Author
    Malorian [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 15:32:03

    And even then, it isn't very funny :P

  • Author
    Azhag [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 14:52:57

    Shh, Tevildo.

    It's funny out of context only.

  • Author
    Tevildo [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 14:46:29

    I remember this guy. There was a lot more to the conversation, and he was a jerk anyway (if even a newbie at all).

  • Author
    Tash [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 11:21:32

    In Bill O'Reilly's defense, I've seen all media do it.

  • Author
    Shabba [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 07:15:24

    Smoky is studying under Bill O'Reilly huh?

  • Author
    Myrddin [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 07:05:04

    Was just waiting for someone to post the unedited version :)

  • Author
    Vhailor [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 07:04:42

    this is kinda funny out of context, but sort of a douchebag thing to use it like that :p

  • Author
    Vhailor [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 07:00:08

    [21:53] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: why is it everytime I put my character to

    sleep all his gear disappears

    [21:53] ] Newbiecomm Carver: Did you go through the starting tutorial?

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: Yes. I built a campfire and I put him to

    sleep

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Carver: I think that's covered in there.

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: thanks for being so helpful.

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: How do I delete my account?

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Tarmir: You lose your gear when you log off in any

    form unless you rent an inn room and a box for the room.

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Bulakmyr: hi

    [21:54] ] Newbiecomm Carver: Whenever you log off, you drop all your

    wieldable/wearable gear that isn't gold or an 'autoloading'

    item like a pipe, musical instrument, or jewelry.

    [21:55] ] Newbiecomm Carver: Thus anything you want to save will need

    to go the route Tarmir mentioned.

    [21:55] ] Newbiecomm Smokey: Obama is owning.

    [21:55] ] Newbiecomm Donovon: Alright thanks mates. This obviously

    isn't the game for me

  • Author
    Malorian [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 05:21:34

    Why would Donovon want or care to delete his account? :P

  • Author
    Kilin [legacy]
    At
    08 October 2008 04:52:34

    newbie friendly t2t