ER Log : Grunterr gets quite a spanking

Posted by
Wyngel [legacy]
Uploaded
13 January 2002 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

Ah i decided to post that old ER log. You won't see my ER name, so its ok toward MPlaying rules. You might say the log is lame, i completely agree. I started playing T2T as an ER, and i regret them a lot. Grunterr attempted me, and i showed him the might of the Black Numenoreans.


HP:130 EP:130 In the lawless land of Mordor, no crimes can be reported.
You are attacked by Grunterr!
You eviscerate Grunterr, showing the true power and might of Sauron!
Grunterr misses you.
You hew Grunterr in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Grunterr misses you.
You hew Grunterr in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Grunterr misses you.
Grunterr leaves camp.
Taag is deposited in the chamber before you by monstrous Trolls bearing the Eye, who depart quickly.

camp
    You stand inside a dirt courtyard surrounded by mangy-looking 
tents housing various components of this military camp.  One tent 
is for missions, another appears to be a crude mess hall, a third 
seems to be a mailroom and yet another looks like a shop of sorts.  
The last black tent is emblazoned with the Eye of Sauron and must 
be some sort of shrine.
A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky.
    The only obvious exits are mess, mail, out, shrine, missions and
shop.
 A dark blade
 A dark blade
 A message stone
 The Evil Headquarters Record of Conquests [22 notes]
HP:130 EP:130 shrine
Taag enters.
    You are in a solid black tent.  The red, almost
serpent-like Eye of Sauron fills the room, all around
you.  You almost feel a compulsion to 'beg' for your
life back, if you were dead.  An exit from this foul
room to the rest of the camp is the only other feature.
    The only obvious exit is camp.
 A steel key
 A dark blade
 A filthy bed
 A filthy bed
 A filthy bed
 A steel key
 A brand
HP:130 EP:130 camp
    You stand inside a dirt courtyard surrounded by mangy-looking 
tents housing various components of this military camp.  One tent 
is for missions, another appears to be a crude mess hall, a third 
seems to be a mailroom and yet another looks like a shop of sorts.  
The last black tent is emblazoned with the Eye of Sauron and must 
be some sort of shrine.
A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky.
    The only obvious exits are mess, mail, out, shrine, missions and
shop.
 A dark blade
 A dark blade
 A message stone
 The Evil Headquarters Record of Conquests [22 notes]
HP:130 EP:130 mess
    You stand in a nasty, foul-smelling room.  There is a single
leprous orc boiling things in kettles and putting what appears to
be animal droppings in them.  There is a shelf full of bottles of
apparently alcoholic beverages along one wall.
    The only obvious exit is camp.
You are standing in a foul mess hall.
About you, you can see:
At a foul mess hall:
  Grunterr the olog-hai Smasher
  A trash can
  Cloaca the leprous cook scowls at you
HP:130 EP:130 You are too busy to make an attack!
Grunterr misses you.
You hack wildly at Grunterr, pricking a finger!
Grunterr misses you.
You hew Grunterr in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Grunterr misses you.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr misses you.
Cloaca stirs a foul stew.
You hack wildly at Grunterr, pricking a finger!
Grunterr grazes you.
sa
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr misses you.
Grunterr doesn't look so great.
HP:127 EP:130 You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr scratches you.
Grunterr leaves camp.
camp
    You stand inside a dirt courtyard surrounded by mangy-looking 
tents housing various components of this military camp.  One tent 
is for missions, another appears to be a crude mess hall, a third 
seems to be a mailroom and yet another looks like a shop of sorts.  
The last black tent is emblazoned with the Eye of Sauron and must 
be some sort of shrine.
A thick blanket of smoke from Mt. Doom completely covers the sky.
    The only obvious exits are mess, mail, out, shrine, missions and
shop.
 Grunterr the olog-hai Smasher
 A dark blade
 A dark blade
 A message stone
 The Evil Headquarters Record of Conquests [22 notes]
HP:126 EP:130 You are too busy to make an attack!
Grunterr misses you.
Grunterr leaves missions.
missions
    You are in a dirty tent.  A huge orc commander wanders around
cursing a large board.  On the board are listed the current
missions that are being carried out.  You can type 'list' to
see the missions available.  Briefings for the missions are
held in nearby tents.  To attend a mission briefing and see
if you want to go on the mission, you can type "mission <name>"
Once inside the briefing tent, you can choose to accept
the mission, or refuse.
    The only obvious exit is camp.
 Grunterr the olog-hai Smasher
 An empty flask
 A dark blade
 A filthy bed
 A brand
 A message stone
 A trash can
HP:127 EP:130 Grunterr bites into a dried ear, savouring every bit of it!
You are too busy to make an attack!
You smack Grunterr with the blade.
You notice Grunterr sizing you up.
You hack wildly at Grunterr, pricking a finger!
Grunterr misses you.
You smack Grunterr with the blade.
Grunterr misses you.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr misses you.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr misses you.
focus attack
You start focusing on your attack skill.
HP:127 EP:130 You smack Grunterr with the blade.
Grunterr swipes the blade through you, slicing through soft, pulpy insides.
You hack wildly at Grunterr, pricking a finger!
Grunterr misses you.
You smack Grunterr with the blade.
Grunterr swipes the blade through you, slicing through soft, pulpy insides.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr swipes the blade through you, slicing through soft, pulpy insides.
You hew Grunterr in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Grunterr misses you.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr misses you.
You chuckle as Grunterr feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You chuckle as Grunterr feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You chuckle as Grunterr feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You chuckle as Grunterr feebly attempts to headbutt you.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr hacks wildly at you, pricking a finger!
sa
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr hews you in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Grunterr doesn't look so great.
HP:76 EP:130 You hew Grunterr in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Grunterr misses you.
You notice Grunterr sizing you up.
You hack wildly at Grunterr, pricking a finger!
Grunterr hews you in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
You miss Grunterr.
Grunterr misses you.
eatear
Do: starting commands.
HP:68 EP:130 You unstring an ear from the necklace.
HP:68 EP:130     You bite into the ear, savouring the taste of blood and
texture of elven skin upon your tongue.  As you chew, the
cartilage crunches deliciously in your mouth.
HP:108 EP:130 Do: Commands completed.
HP:108 EP:130 You are too busy to make an attack!
Grunterr slices you across the face, throwing blood through the air.
eatear
Do: starting commands.
HP:106 EP:130 You unstring an ear from the necklace.
HP:106 EP:130     You bite into the ear, savouring the taste of blood and
texture of elven skin upon your tongue.  As you chew, the
cartilage crunches deliciously in your mouth.
HP:130 EP:130 Do: Commands completed.
HP:130 EP:130 You notice Grunterr sizing you up.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Grunterr misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Grunterr misses you.
You are too busy to make an attack!
Grunterr hews you in the arm, as chunks of bloody flesh fall to the ground.
Taag enters.
focus off
You stop focusing your skills.
HP:122 EP:130 Grunterr leaves camp.