(-HP:230 EP:96-) sigh
You sigh.
(-HP:230 EP:96-) uptime
The Two Towers has been up for 4d 8h 30m 34s.
(-HP:230 EP:100-) 
say um reboot agora cairia bem
You say in Westron: um reboot agora cairia bem (a reboot right now would be nice)
(-HP:230 EP:100-) 
Mordhred says in Westron: eh (indeed)
Eru shouts: We are using too much memory! The world will end in 15 minutes!
Mandos chants: The world will end in 15 minutes...

Mordhred says in Westron: eita boca maldita (damn cursed mouth)
rotfl
You roll on the floor laughing.




A few minutes later...
*****

A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 Zaellyer Az'rakhalr the uruk-hai Stormrage (Corrupted)
 A backpack
 A short staff
(-HP:230 EP:230-) score
You are too drunk to remember even your own name.
(-HP:230 EP:230-) legend Zaellyer
Zaellyer Az'rakhalr the uruk-hai Stormrage (Corrupted) 
On for:  4m 5s                            Gender: male
Age: 49d 2h 2m 28s                        
Can be mailed: Zaellyer@MinasMorgul
Zaellyer is a member of the Gor Bûrzgoth.
Info: All warfare is based on deception. 
(-HP:230 EP:230-) glance
A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 Zaellyer Az'rakhalr the uruk-hai Stormrage (Corrupted)
 A backpack
 A short staff
(-HP:230 EP:230-) who beornings
                                                                      The Two Towers

Irime the sindar Master Assassin (Demonic)                                                                                                                  (free)  
Skyman the eorling Master Assassin (Angelic)                                                                                                         (guildmaster)  

Total beornings guild members: 2
Total users: 62
(-HP:230 EP:230-) t mordhred porra. o skyman devia vir para zz matar essa Zaellyer :P
Thunder fills the skies as Manwe leads the Valar against the Enemy.
Manwe calls out the Enemy, and calls him by name.
The Host circles around him, moved by his Goodness.
Mandos chants: The world will end in 3 minutes...
You tell Mordhred: porra. o skyman devia vir para zz matar essa Zaellyer :P (damn. now would be a good time for skyman to come up here to zz and kill this zaellyer :P)
(-HP:230 EP:230-) score
You are too drunk to remember even your own name.
(-HP:230 EP:230-) glance
A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 Zaellyer Az'rakhalr the uruk-hai Stormrage (Corrupted)
 A backpack
 A short staff
(-HP:230 EP:230-) 
Skyman enters.
Skyman attacks Zaellyer.
t mordhred otima oportunidade :P
You tell Mordhred: otima oportunidade :P (great opportunity)
(-HP:230 EP:230-) 
Skyman drops a strange, cloudy liquid in a vial.
Skyman grips his weapon with two hands.

Skyman wields his meat cleaver.

Skyman almost debones Zaellyer like a dead chicken.
glance
A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 A strange, cloudy liquid in a vial
 Skyman the eorling Master Assassin (Angelic)
 Zaellyer Az'rakhalr the uruk-hai Stormrage (Corrupted)
 A backpack
 A short staff
(-HP:230 EP:230-) 
Skyman slices Zaellyer like a cook slices an onion.

Zaellyer falls off the ledge into the abyss!
glance
A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 A strange, cloudy liquid in a vial
 Skyman the eorling Master Assassin (Angelic)
 A backpack
 A short staff
(-HP:230 EP:230-) score
You are too drunk to remember even your own name.
(-HP:230 EP:230-) 
Skyman falls off the ledge into the abyss!
You are suddenly able to remember your own name.
t mordhred rotfl
You tell Mordhred: rotfl
(-HP:230 EP:230-) t mordhred veio e atacou!!! hahahaha. q boca!
You tell Mordhred: veio e atacou!!! hahahaha. q boca! (hahaha he just did it! damned mouth!)
(-HP:230 EP:230-) glance
A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 A strange, cloudy liquid in a vial
 A backpack
 A short staff
(-HP:230 EP:230-) glance
score
A ledge at the peak of Zirak-zigil(safety)
 A strange, cloudy liquid in a vial
 A backpack
 A short staff