Teleporno breaks the law in a new way
I just want to know why you all dont want to be me
It's Sharedick :(
Hi Shardick!
Hi sExley!
Exhalev, that's some funny fucking shit.
I rate your comment 1 Lobo. :(
Like i said: that was tevildo.
No, that was Tevildo.
Nah, it was Ketan, or Kozlodoev... maybe hirgail.
Tevildo ranting?
Date: 27. May, 2009, 19:37:45 By: ???
Mappers? Back in the good old days they'd nuke you for having a compass, let alone a map. Obvious exits were 'out, out, out, and out.' Unlocking a door took eight men and a detailed thematic justification. Of course, back then half the players were Amish and mudded from butter churns, which were coincidentally also the best mounts available at the time. Churn-panniers were scarce and coal-powered. You had to hitch your churn to a plow and plant a
cabbage field every hour on the hour to stay fed or else suffer permadeath. Melkor was working on a plugin to force the taste of boiled cabbage into players' mouths, but that plan was derailed when Rauko instituted a pwipe as punishment for underuse of the 'breathe' command. Breathing took two hundred EP and cancelled aura. Damned if it didn't make Mordor fun, though. Mordor was in Bywater at the time and was also coal-powered. The great Coal-Cabbage Wars eventually put an end to that, leaving the Silver Guardians as the only group with enough churns left to plow a door open...
I'm sorry. I was re-reading some of my old logs and their comment sections and I came across this gem. One of the funniest things ever posted on this website. Ahahaha.
1) Tool can't communicate.
2) Fofester is clearly cheating.