Better luck next time you little pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Armandil [legacy]
Uploaded
10 October 2009 00:00:00
Type
Attempt

He quits 2 seconds after he fails miserably


HP:170 EP:150> You are attacked by someone!

Without warning, someone stabs you from behind!

Someone STRIKES you with supreme skill!

An open field(e, sw, ne, n, nw and w)

 A great massive easterling storming about

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

HP:121 EP:150> HP:121 EP:150> 

You notice Bandor sizing you up.

You can't go that way!

HP:121 EP:150> HP:121 EP:150> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor misses you.

Bandor says "Heya!".

You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor buries the sword into you.

Bandor almost chuckles as you plant a pathetic headbutt on him.

HP:117 EP:115> HP:117 EP:115> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor buries the sword into you.

An old dirt road(e, s, ne, n, nw and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

HP:110 EP:115> HP:110 EP:115> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor misses you.

An old dirt road(s, ne, nw and n)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart south.

Bandor enters.

HP:110 EP:115> HP:110 EP:115> Path to Dale(s, n and w) [e and se]

 A signpost

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart south.

HP:110 EP:115> HP:110 EP:115> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor buries the sword into you.

You notice Bandor sizing you up.

You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor STRIKES you with supreme skill!

You notice Bandor sizing you up.

Bandor winks.

Travelto: Journey begun!  Press return or type any command to stop.

HP:83 EP:115> The Mirkwood path(e, sw, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

Bandor enters.

HP:83 EP:115> The Mirkwood path(e, s, ne, n and w)

 A brightly painted gypsy wagon

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart southwest.

HP:83 EP:115> The Mirkwood path(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

Bandor enters.

HP:83 EP:115> The Mirkwood path(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

HP:83 EP:115> The Mirkwood path(e, s, n and w) [sw]

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

Bandor enters.

HP:83 EP:115> HP:83 EP:115> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor misses you.

The Mirkwood path(e, n and w) [sw and s]

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

HP:84 EP:116> The Mirkwood path(e, sw, n and w) [sw, s and se]

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart west.

Bandor enters.

HP:84 EP:116> A Bridge(ne, s, n and stairs) [e and w]

 Gesiethwyn the eorling Strongbow (Moral)

 A handcrafted arrow

 Curutaur's black horse (hitched)

 Scarbo's black horse (hitched)

 A signpost

 A hitching post

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart southwest.

Travelto: Destination reached!

HP:84 EP:116> HP:84 EP:116> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor buries the sword into you.

Do: starting commands.

HP:76 EP:116> HP:76 EP:116> Mirkwood(e, s, n and w) [sw, s and se]

 An annoying puppy

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:76 EP:116> Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)

 An Orc

 An Orc Leader

Orc attacks you.

Orc leader attacks you.

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:76 EP:116> Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)

 A tall stag

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:76 EP:116> Mirkwood(e, s, n and w)

 An ugly orc

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:76 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:76 EP:116> HP:76 EP:116> You viciously mutilate Bandor's flesh with a strong thrust.

Bandor tears you apart with gruesome efficiency.

The Plains(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> The Plains(e, s, n and w)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> The Grey Mountains(sw, e, s and n)

Bandor enters.

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

HP:67 EP:116> HP:67 EP:116> You barely miss Bandor.

Bandor misses you.

Wall(s)

You lead Armandil's horse [packed] pulling a huge cart north.

Bandor enters.

HP:67 EP:116> As you turn the torch, the wall before you revolves and takes you somewhere else.

Your mount won't follow you there.  You drop the reins and stop leading Armandil's horse [packed].

Cave(n and out)

 A Troll

 A Troll guard [2]

Guard attacks you.

Guard attacks you.

HP:67 EP:116> Firepit(e, u, s and w)

 An eating troll

HP:67 EP:116> You catch your breath and gather your wits.  You've managed to escape

from your attacker by just enough distance to evade their future

attacks.  But hurry, you don't have much time!

HP:67 EP:76> You are already evading, now run!