Warning, this isn't funny at all, all 'lololol gud log' comments are welcome. Posting for Slythe.
A supply tent(nw) A small snaga orc (-HP:230 EP:229-) HAR i Gold: 78 (rough) Encumbrance: lightly encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A greasy scroll (rolled). A set of shackles. *A great tower shield (worn). *A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn). *A suit of sparkling armour (mended) (worn). *A leather belt loop containing a numenorean mace (worn). *A dark steel helmet (mended) (worn). *A studded green baldric (worn). *A long black cowled cloak (worn). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *Chainmail gloves (mended) (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *A formal black tabard (worn). (-HP:230 EP:229-) HAR wmb You wield your numenorean mace like a weaponsmaster!! (-HP:230 EP:229-) HAR kill snaga You attack Snaga. (-HP:230 EP:229-) HAR You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. score Slythe the uruk-hai wants to be a numenorean. You are rather drunk. HP: 230/230 END: 228/230 Avg. Stats: 100 Quests done: X Current exp: X (X% for level) Total exp: X Strength: 100 Agility: 100 Charisma: 100 Constitution: 100 Coordination: 100 Intelligence: 100 Level 20 warrior, 5d 3m 32s old. You are extending your vision. (-HP:230 EP:228-) HAR You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You bring the mace down upon Snaga breaking bones with a loud *CRACK*! Snaga hits you. You bring the mace down upon Snaga breaking bones with a loud *CRACK*! Snaga misses you. You bring the mace down upon Snaga breaking bones with a loud *CRACK*! Snaga misses you. ^ (OOC) Falgor: Death to the Mortal Council. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. shape -->Snaga<-- is in average shape -->Snaga<--. (-HP:226 EP:228-) HAR You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga misses you. You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You bring the mace down upon Snaga breaking bones with a loud *CRACK*! Snaga misses you. ^ (OOC) Dawn: You will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes Mr. Falgor. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You tap Snaga with the mace causing little damage. Snaga misses you. ^ (OOC) Falgor: It's Mr. Ar-Gimilzor! You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga scratches you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you. Snaga misses you. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga scratches you. You send Snaga flying backwards with a furious swing to his body! Snaga misses you. shape -->Snaga<-- is near death -->Snaga<--. (-HP:228 EP:228-) HAR You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga hits you. ^ (OOC) Dawn: It so is not. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga hits you. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga misses you. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You embed the mace into Snaga's chest leaving him breathless. Snaga misses you. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. You miss Snaga whipping the mace inches from his head. Snaga misses you. ^ (OOC) Falgor: Sorry Mr. Freak. You swing the mace and connect solidly with Snaga. Snaga falls to the ground. kill Snaga is bleeding to death and needs to be bandaged! You decide to put Snaga out of his misery. (-HP:220 EP:227-) HAR (-HP:220 EP:227-) HAR You still feel drunk. You killed Snaga. get gold from corpse get all from corpse into pack Snaga has died. Ok. (-HP:223 EP:230-) HAR There is nothing in the corpse to get. (-HP:223 EP:230-) HAR You put 20 gold in your pockets. inspect items There is nothing here for one such as you. (-HP:223 EP:230-) HAR inspect items There is nothing here for one such as you. (-HP:223 EP:229-) HAR boggle You boggle at the concept. (-HP:223 EP:229-) HAR ah You get the idea and give an 'AH' of comprehension. (-HP:223 EP:229-) HAR nw 9w A trodden path(e, ne, se and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR Do: starting commands. (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR A trodden path(e, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR A large clearing(e, sw and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) A serval searching for food (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) A haradrim archer (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR 10n Do: Commands completed. (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR Do: starting commands. (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) A young countryman (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) A simple arrow (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) A patrol of orcs scans the horizon (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) A small patrol of haradrim fighters (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The plains(e, s, n and w) [ne, n and nw] A young countryman (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The south gate of Kadar(sw, s, n and se) A tall green Christmas tree A signpost A hitching post (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR Do: Commands completed. (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR tt outpost Travelto: Journey begun! Press return or type any command to stop. (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, nw, w and se) [ne, n and nw] (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw, w and se) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw, w and se) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw, w and se) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:223 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, ne, n and w) An empty plate [2] (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, n and w) An olog-hai platoon marches to war (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, sw, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, ne, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) An olog-hai platoon marches to war (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:225 EP:229-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) Some dirty rags (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) A squad of haradrim marching to war (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) An olog-hai platoon marches to war (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) A squad of haradrim marching to war (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR The Harad Road(e, s, n, nw and w) [sw, s and se] (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR A bridge over the River Harnen(s and n) [e and w] (-HP:225 EP:228-) HAR A checkpoint near the River Harnen(s and n) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(sw, e, s, n and w) [ne, nw and n] A wooden bowl (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n, path, w and se) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, ne, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) Courier is riding a small swift horse A small swift horse (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:228-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) An empty plate (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, nw, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n, se and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(sw, e, s, nw, n and w) An empty dish [2] (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, ne, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) An injured Numenorean (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The Harad Road(e, s, n and w) (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH The northern gate of an outpost(gate and n) A signpost A hitching post Travelto: Destination reached! (-HP:225 EP:227-) NH gate Inside the north gate(s and out) (-HP:227 EP:229-) NH s s The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you. A bonfire(e, s, pit, n and w) A wiry haradrim quietly paces about (-HP:227 EP:228-) NH jc Before the south gate(out and n) A group of caravans (-HP:227 EP:228-) NH One of the haradrim directs you to a caravan that is about ready to depart. A forming caravan(out) (-HP:227 EP:228-) NH The lead wagon of the caravan shouts out orders to the other wagons. A few moments later the long journey across the desert begins. rest You sit back, relax, and enjoy a nice rest. (-HP:227 EP:228-) NH tap You tap your foot impatiently. (-HP:227 EP:228-) NH The biting desert sands and dry climate begin to take their toll on the beasts of burden and other travelers. The caravan decides to rest for a short while, and then resumes its journey. The caravan arrives safely and in fair condition. After a few moments of parting words with your travelling companions you gather your things and disembark. Your actions interrupt your rest. A sandy courtyard(sw, e, s, nw, n, se and w) A tall green Christmas tree An old water well An imposing haradrim lieutenant A group of caravans se A narrow alleyway(e, sw, nw and se) (-HP:229 EP:227-) l w You don't see that here. (-HP:229 EP:227-) nw A sandy courtyard(sw, e, s, nw, n, se and w) A tall green Christmas tree An old water well An imposing haradrim lieutenant A group of caravans (-HP:229 EP:226-) s A dining hall(n and booth) A trash can Tisha, an attractive waitress (-HP:229 EP:226-) n A sandy courtyard(sw, e, s, nw, n, se and w) A tall green Christmas tree An old water well An imposing haradrim lieutenant A group of caravans (-HP:229 EP:226-) sw The guardhouse entrance(ne and w) An uruk lieutenant (-HP:229 EP:226-) ne A sandy courtyard(sw, e, s, nw, n, se and w) A tall green Christmas tree An old water well An imposing haradrim lieutenant A group of caravans (-HP:230 EP:227-) se A narrow alleyway(e, sw, nw and se) (-HP:230 EP:227-) s You can't go that way! (-HP:230 EP:227-) se The wagon to your southeast heads to Barad-dûr, where players can be given a new race. You can try to 'climb into' the wagon if you wish to change your race. (-HP:230 EP:227-) Eamon tells you: a small, hobbit-sized pipe is now on sale as lot 651, minimum bid 50 gold climb into se wagon The wagon master grunts in your direction and motions for you to sit on the wooden bed of the wagon. Riding in a dark covered wagon (-HP:230 EP:226-) Your head is clearing. The wagon bounces you around as it heads toward Barad-Dur. You can see the black gates of Mordor in the distance. The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you. The sun has risen, and it is time to check out of the inn. If you would like to keep your room another day, please return to the inn desk in Kadar and rent room again. The wagon reaches the gates of Mordor. The wagoner leans out and shouts something to the gate guards. The guards open the gates and the wagon continues on through toward Barad-Dur. l You find yourself aboard a dark covered wagon. The wagon itself is made from wood that appears to have been soaked in blood. A cold chill creeps down your spine as the wagon heads towards Barad-dûr and the Dark One's chief necromancer. (-HP:230 EP:224-) Ahead of you, the black tower rises on the horizon. As you get closer the wagon stops and a lumbering Uruk-Hai hits you in the back of the head with a club! All goes dark. You awake to find a dark mage of Mordor peering down at you. His voice painfully echoes through you aching skull. "How do you feel you could better serve our master?", he asks. You can change your race one time, and ONLY one time during your life. The race change cannot be reversed, so make sure you have got it right. Races: haradrim easterling uruk-hai variag numenorean Type 'cancel' to cancel race change. Please enter a race: numenorean You are about to change your race. Remember this is a once in a lifetime change, and can never be undone. Are you sure you wish to change your race? [y/n] y You are blinded by a bright light and when your vision returns you find yourself at the alley in Tarzhayan. You feel slightly different. A narrow alleyway(e, sw, nw and se) (-HP:230 EP:220-) The effort of staying in tune with the Dark Lord is taking its toll on you. Suddenly you have a massive headache. set TITLE at last! Variable updated: TITLE (-HP:230 EP:217-) nw A sandy courtyard(sw, e, s, nw, n, se and w) A tall green Christmas tree An old water well An imposing haradrim lieutenant A group of caravans (-HP:230 EP:216-) jc One of the haradrim directs you to a caravan that is about ready to depart. A forming caravan(out) (-HP:230 EP:215-) The lead wagon of the caravan shouts out orders to the other wagons. A few moments later the long journey across the desert begins. Get back to quest area, and... A supply tent(nw) (-HP:230 EP:209-) HAR pm You switch your grip to one hand. You remove a steel numenorean mace. Ok. (-HP:230 EP:209-) HAR inspect items You reach down to inspect the items and find a mysterious amber vial! (-HP:230 EP:209-) HAR i Gold: 113 Encumbrance: moderately encumbered You are carrying the following on your person: A mysterious amber vial (in hands). A greasy scroll (rolled). A set of shackles. *A great tower shield (worn). *A black set of leather and ring mail leggings (worn). *A suit of sparkling armour (mended) (worn). *A leather belt loop containing a numenorean mace (worn). *A dark steel helmet (mended) (worn). *A studded green baldric (worn). *A long black cowled cloak (worn). *A leather scout ruck (open) (worn). *Chainmail gloves (mended) (worn). *A metal necklace (worn). *A formal black tabard (worn). (-HP:230 EP:210-) HAR Voilá! :D